Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Joy Division

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There are 22 misheard song lyrics for Joy Division on amIright currently.

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"24 Hours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta find me a parakeet
This treatment takes too long
Original Lyrics:
Gotta find some therapy
This treatment takes too long.
"A Means To An End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why put my trust in you?
Original Lyrics:
I put my trust in you.
"Candidate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forced by depression
Original Lyrics:
Forced by the pressure
"Candidate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's senseless and hard
Original Lyrics:
I've since lost the heart
"Day Of The Lords"
Misheard Lyrics:
Threw topples at poo.
Original Lyrics:
Through childhood, through youth
"Day of the Lords"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where will we live?
Original Lyrics:
Where will it end?
"Disorder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of an older man
Original Lyrics:
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man
"Disorder"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand,
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of another man?
Original Lyrics:
I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand,
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man?
"Eternal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bourbon, tequila, their inner communion
Original Lyrics:
Burden to keep, though their inner communion
"Isolation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Each day I'm divorcing your mum
Original Lyrics:
Painstaking devotion and love
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lev...Level Terrace Apart-a-ments...
Original Lyrics:
Love...Love will tear us apart again
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love will tear us apartament
Original Lyrics:
Love will tear us apart again
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, love this terrapin heart again.
Original Lyrics:
Love, love will tear us apart again.
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh buttery tart,
and a-fishing we go
Original Lyrics:
When routine bites hard,
and ambitions are low
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're rooted by towns.
Original Lyrics:
When routine bites hard.
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
and a fish in soho
Original Lyrics:
and ambitions are low
"Shadowplay"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a room, with a window and a toilet
I found you.
Original Lyrics:
In a room with a window in the corner
I found truth.
"Shadowplay"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the center of the city in the night
I found the Geritol Man.
Original Lyrics:
But I could only stare in disbelief
As the crowds all left.
"Shadowplay"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see a sausage-roll groove-tin four-line
dancing on the floor
Original Lyrics:
As the assassins all grouped in four lines,
dancing on the floor
"She's Lost Control"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then she showed up for the Arizona states.
Original Lyrics:
And then she showed up all the errors and mistakes.
"Warsaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could leave all the Wishniaks.
Original Lyrics:
Hung around on your soundtrack.
"Warsaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
To find the rice sack of reason.
Original Lyrics:
To find the right side of reason.

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Substance album at Amazon.com
Unknown Pleasures album at Amazon.com
Closer album at Amazon.com
Heart and Soul album at Amazon.com
Permanent Joy Division 1995 album at Amazon.com
Still album at Amazon.com
Les Bains Douches 18 December 1979 album at Amazon.com
 
 
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