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Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Jack White" | "Upholsterer and also a priest" | No seriously. He joined a monastery for a couple of months. When that didn't work, he started making furniture. He would make vinyl discs with some guy called Brian Muldoon and get it stitched into the furniture. Then Meg came etc etc etc - Thassos |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I'm Horny (But I Ain't That Horny Yet)" | "I'm Lonely (But I Ain't That Lonely Yet)" | Mike |
| "The Big Three Killed My Lady" | "The Big Three Killed My Baby" | TK |
| "Seven Different Menus(McDonald's Song)" | "Seven Nation Army" | Monica-The Good Witch of Washington |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "You've Got Her In Your Pocket," | She must be really small. | Kayla |
| "Forever For Her (Is Over For Me)," | He removed himself from the space-time continuum | Matt |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Angel In My Pocket," One To One | "You've Got Her In Your Pocket," The White Stripes | |
| "Do You Love Me?," The Contours | "Well, It's True That We Love One Another," White Stripes | |
| "Love Is A Battlefield," Pat Benatar | "You Don't Know What Love Is," The White Stripes | |
| "Love Is A Cyborg Playing The Harpsicord," Logan Whitehurst | "You Don't Know What Love Is," White Stripes | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "The Hardest Button To Button" | "The Smartest Button To Button" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground" | "Keith Lemon And The Shitty Grounds" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Seven Nation Army" | "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" | Dylan Baranski |
| "My Doorbell" | "My Sandwhich" | Quinn Cornetteth |
| "Seven Nation Army" | "Koopa Troopa Army" | Sean Peters |
| "Seven Nation Army" | "All the Single Ladies" | Dongquan |
| "Seven Nation Army" | "Salvation Army" | Anthony Cappuccio |
| "Seven Nation Army" | "Salvation Army" | Tara |
| "Seven Nation Army" | "Seven Deadly Sins" | Elgin Edward Suiter |
| "Seven Nation Army" | "Freaking 2D Gamers" | Norman Wanman |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| My Doorbell | Home Depot or Doorbell Store | Indra.v |
| Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine | 'The Hours' on DVD to buy* | pickle* |
| One More Cup Of Coffee | Dunkin' Donuts | ObLaBlah |
| Let's Build A Home | Construction | ObLaBlah |
| I Think I Smell A Rat | Exterminators | ObLaBlah |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I'm Finding It Hard To Be A Gentleman | Vernon Kay's answering machine | Pickle |
| Seven Nation Army | Navy, Army, etc. | Dongquan |
| As Ugly As I Seem | Plastic Surgery Hotline | The Madman |
| Fell In Love With A Girl | Gay Support Hotline | Anna loves her jt |
| The Hardest Button to Button | Large Men's clothing | Jake |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| The Hardest Part Coldplay | The Hardest Button to Button The White Stripes | The Hardest Part to Button | Dongquan |
| If U Seek Amy Britney Spears | Seven Nation Army The White Stripes | If U Seek a Seven Nation Army | Dongquan |
| If I Fell The Beatles | Fell In Love With A Girl The White Stripes | If I Fell In Love With A Girl | Raphael |
| Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band The Beatles | Seven Nation Army The White Stripes | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Seven Nation Army | zoppo |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
"Little people"
Misheard Lyrics: There's a little boy with a spider in his pants
Original Lyrics: There's a little boy with a spider in his hands.
| "Seven Nation Army"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm gonna fight a moth.
Original Lyrics: I'm gonna fight em off.
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"We're Going To Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics: Teacher marks our hinds against the wall
Original Lyrics: Teacher marks our height against the wall.
| "I Fell In Love With A Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: Said it once before, but I'm best repeating now.
Original Lyrics: And I said it once before, but it bears repeating now.
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"Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics: I see the benefit
You see the medicine. Original Lyrics: Acetaminophen
You see the medicine. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Rissa Oh boy. Everyone in my family has been singing the wrong thing. Thank you Google, now I'm embarrassed! |
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"Icky Thump"
The Funny Lyrics: You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too.
Why They're Funny: Just the visual of someone trying to be a pimp and a prostitute at the same time is kind of funny.
Submitted by: Jeremy
| "I Think I Smell A Rat"
The Funny Lyrics: Oh I think I smell a rat Oh I think I smell a rat All you little kids think you know just where it's at
Why They're Funny: haha Just the fact that he smells a rat is funny but he sings it in such a crazy way it just makes me laugh
Submitted by: Nathalie Bax
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"My Doorbell"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm thinking about my doorbell
When you gonna ring it? When you gonna ring it? Why They're Repetitive: The entire chorus of the song, repeated over a dozen times.
Submitted by: Mike
| "My Doorbell"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm thinkin' 'bout my doorbell
When you gonna ring it, When you gonna ring it? (ad infinitum) Why They're Repetitive: Guess what: I ain't gonna ring it - not even if you sing it until you die - until you sing some totally different line.
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
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"Icky Thump"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: La la, la la la la la la la la la laaa laaa laaa
Why They're Nonsensical: The whole song is nonsensical, but this part sounds terrible. I dare anyone to disagree...or find any portion of this song that makes sense.
Submitted by: Cindy
| "Icky Thump"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Left alone I hit myself with a stone
Why They're Nonsensical: Why would you hit yourself with a stone just because you're alone? Anyone care to explain that one to me?
Submitted by: Mel
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"Seven nation Army"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: And the feeling comin' from my bones
Says find a home Why They're Misrhymed: OK, so they do rhyme. But 'home' is supposed to rhyme with 'alone' in the first verse.
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
| "Seven Nation Army"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I'm gonna fight 'em off
A seven nation army couldn't hold me back They're gonna rip it off Takin' their time right behind my back Why They're Misrhymed: He rhymes 'off' with 'off' and 'back' with 'back'. Sorry, Jack, but that doesn't work.
Submitted by: mountain
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"My Doorbell"
Opening Lines: I'm thinkin' about my doorbell.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Conquest"
Opening Lines: Conquest. He was out to make a conquest.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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