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There are 76 misheard song lyrics for The White Stripes on amIright currently.
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"Blue Orchid"
Debbie Harry
Get behind me.
"Blue Orchid"
Suck the fat of the muffin.
Something better than nothing.
"Blue Orchid"
You got an erection.
You got a reaction.
"Blue Orchid"
You got an erection
You got an erection didn't you?
You got a reaction
You got a reaction, didn't you?
"Blue Orchid"
You got the white horses.
You took a white orchid.
"Blue Orchid"
You tickle my orchid and turn it blue.
You took a white orchid and turned it blue.
"Blue Orchid"
You tickled my heart, kid
You tickled my heart and turned it blue.
You took a white orchid
You took a while orchid, turned it blue.
"Blue Orchid"
You tickled my orchid, turned it blue
You took a white orchid, turned it blue
"Blue Orchid"
You took all my Yorkie and turned Hebrew.
You took a white orchid and turned it blue.
"Blue Orchid"
You took my heart and turned it blue.
You took a white orchid, turned it blue.
"Broken Bricks"
Demolition calls a building signal.
Demolition calls it building C now.
"Button To Button"
The hardest butt in toboggan.
The hardest button to button.
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground"
Charlotte tops and soda bombs when I hear em singin' a song
When I hear them singin' a song
Sudden knocks on the mailbox will tell ya when I'm coming home.
Shiny tops and soda pops when I hear your lips make a sound
When I hear your lips make a sound
Thirty notes in the mailbox will tell you that I'm coming home.
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground"
If you're thinking of the horny ghost.
If you're thinking of the Holy Ghost.
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground"
If you're thinking of the horny ghost
If you're thinking of the Holy Ghost
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground"
If you're thinking of the horny goat
If you're thinking of the holy ghost
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground"
Shiny toads and sodium bums when I hear this mega sound
When I hear this mega sound
Dirty notes in the mailbox well I'll tell ya I'm coming home.
Shiny tops and soda pops when I hear your lips make a sound
When I hear your lips make a sound
Thirty notes in the mailbox will tell you that I'm coming home.
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground"
When I hear a little Smeagol sound.
When I hear your lips make a sound.
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground"
When I hear this n****'s sound
When I hear lips make a sound
"Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground"
When I hear this n***** sound.
When I hear your lips make a sound.
"Dead Leaves, Ditry Ground"
When I hear this meager sound...
When I hear your lips make a sound...
"Dead Leaves"
When I hear a little snigger sound...
When I hear your lips make a sound...
"Doorbell"
I'm thinking about my dolphin.
I'm thinking about my doorbell.
"Fell In Love With A Girl"
Fell in love with a gorilla.
Fell in love with a girl.
"Fell In Love With A Girl"
I fell in love once and I lost completely.
I fell in love once and almost completely.
"Fell In Love With A Girl"
I heard it all before, but the bass repeatin' now.
I've said it once before, but it bears repeating now.
"Fell In Love With A Girl"
I said, 'It must be time 'cause my heart's still bleating.'
I said, 'I must be fine 'cause my heart's still beating.'
"Fell In Love With A Girl"
I've been hit with a car.
Red hair with a curl
"Fell In Love With A Girl"
Said he wants me farm, but with bells he beats me now.
Said it once before, but it bears repeating.
"Fell In Love With A Girl"
Said it once before, but my b***s are big tonight.
Said it once before, but it bears repeating.
"Fell In Love With A Girl"
She said to Lee, 'Are you a knight?'
I said, 'I must be gay, 'cause my car's still speeding now'.
She said to me, 'Are you all right?'
I said, 'I must be fine, 'cause my heart is beating now.
"Fell In Love With A Girl"
She's in love with a wall.
She's in love with the world.
"Fell In Love With A Girl"
Thought it was my phone, but it was better beaping.
Said it once before, but it bears repeating.
"Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine"
Girl, you have no Sudafedrin.
Girl, you have no faith in medicine.
"Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine"
Girl, you have to take your medicine.
Girl, you have no faith in medicine.
"Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine"
I see the benefit
You see the medicine.
Acetaminophen
You see the medicine.
"Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine"
Is the problem you're allergic
To a wealthy millionaire?
Is the problem you're allergic
To a well familiar name?
"Hardest Button To Button"
My heart is buckets of bunions.
or
My heart is bunions and bunions.
The hardest button to button.
"Hello Operator"
Tell me how's it later!?
Turn the oscillator.
"I Fell In Love With A Girl"
I said it once before, but it's massive beating now.
And I said it once before, but it bears repeating now.
"I Fell In Love With A Girl"
I thought it was my phone, but it was bezra beeping now.
And I said it once before, but it bears repeating now.
"I Fell In Love With A Girl"
Said it once before, but I'm best repeating now.
And I said it once before, but it bears repeating now.
"I Fell In Love With A Girl"
She said it once before, but it bears a beating now.
And I said it once before, but it bears repeating now.
"I Want To Be The Boy To Warm Your Mother's Heart"
I want Valerie to know who I am.
I want her to really know who I am.
"I'm Finding It Harder To Be A Gentleman"
Have a doctor come and visit us and tell us which one is gay?
Have a doctor come and visit us and tell us which one is sane?
"Icky Thump"
Oh well, what a chump, on my head
Got a bum when I hit it on the radio.
Her hair, what a chump
Well, my head got a bump
When I hit it on the radio.
"Icky Thump"
Went home and learned how to clean a bathroom myself
Went home and learned how to clean up after myself
"Little Acorns"
Take all your problems and rip off a fart.
Take all your problems and rip em' apart.
"Little Room"
S****in' in your little room.
Sitting in your little room
"My Doorbell"
I been thinking 'bout the snowman
When ya gonna rim it, when ya gonna rim it?
I been thinking bout the doorbell
When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it?
"Seven Nation Army"
A salvenation army couldn't hold me back.
A seven-nation army couldn't hold me back.
"Seven Nation Army"
And the feeling coming from my bones is I don't know.
And the feeling coming from my bones is find a home.
"Seven Nation Army"
And the feeling coming from my bones is Idaho.
And the feeling coming from my bones is find a home.
"Seven Nation Army"
I'm going to Baltimore.
I'm gonna fight 'em off.
"Seven Nation Army"
I'm gonna fight a mob.
I'm gonna fight 'em off.
"Seven Nation Army"
I'm gonna file divorce.
I'm gonna fight 'em off.
"Seven Nation Army"
I'm gonna find a moth.
I'm gonna fight 'em off.
"Seven Nation Army"
I'm gonna fly to Mars.
I'm gonna fight 'em off.
You might already know this, but Jack got the name of the song from when he was a kid. He used to think that the Salvation Army was called the Seven Nation Army.
"Seven Nation Army"
N***** sweat drip out of every pore.
Make the sweat drip out of every pore.
"Seven Nation Army"
Salvation Army
Seven nation army
"Seven Nation Army"
The Salvation Army couldn't hold me back.
A seven nation army couldn't hold me back.
"Take, Take, Take"
Then I said 'I hate to f*** you ma'am
But can I have you on the ground?'
Then I said, 'I hate to bug you, ma'am
But can I have your autograph?'
"The Hardest Button To Button"
My heart is buggin' to butt-in.
The hardest button to button
"The Hardest Button To Button"
My heart is bumpin' and thumpin'.
The hardest button to button
"The Hardest Button To Button"
The hardest boggin' toboggan
or
The hottest boggin' toboggan
The hardest button to button
"The Hardest Button To Button"
The hardest buckin' toboggan
The hardest button to button
"The Hardest Button To Button"
The hardest rockin' toboggan
The hardest button to button
"The Hardest Button To Button"
The heart is bugging to button.
The hardest button to button
"The Hardest Button to Button"
My heart is button to button.
The hardest button to button
"The Union Forever"
There is no Jude Law.
There is no true love.
"There's No Home For You Here Girl"
Waking up for breakfast
Burning matress, talking cricket.
Waking up for breakfast
Burning matches, talking quickly.
"There's No Home For You Here"
There's no room for you here, Kurt Cobain.
There's no home for you here girl, go away.
"We're Going To Be Friends"
Teacher bangs her head against the wall.
Teacher marks our height against the wall.
"Well It's True That We Love One Another"
I got your phone number written on the back of my bottle.
I got your phone number written in the back of my Bible.
"Well It's True That We Love One Another"
I got your phone number written
in the back of my butt-hole.
I got your phone number written
In the back of my Bible.
"Your Southern Can Is Mine"
So there ain't no use in thinkin' you're jivin' me.
So there ain't no use in bringin' no jive to me.
I'm still not sure if my version is actually incorrect; but every other place says it's what I put as the actual lyrics.