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These are lyrics by The White Stripes that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, The White Stripes

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The White Stripes', "Hello Operator"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Find me a canary,
A bird to bring my message home,
Carry my obituary,
My coffin doesn't have a phone.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, for a start, I'd like to see one of these homing canaries Jack White seems to be so keen to obtain. Secondly, why does he feel the need to tell us that his coffin doesn't have a phone? You don't need one if you're dead!!!
Submitted by: Ravvie

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