Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> E
Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "E-mail My Heart," Britney Spears | How can one e-mail a heart? Hook it up to a modem? | Diddims |
| "Earth Calling," Hawkwind | I'd like to know what it has to say | MSG |
| "The Earth Dies Screaming," UB40 | It's not alive&can't scream or have death sung of | Sheila Evans |
| "Eat That Question," Frank Zappa | What's it taste like? | überRegenbogen |
| "Ebony Eyes," Bob Welch | If your eyes were made of ebony, you'd be blind! | Glenn |
| "The Eggplant That Ate Chicago," Dr West's Medicine Show & Junk Band | Enough Said | MCSEMan23 |
| "Ego Painted Grey," Angra | weird kid106 | |
| "Eight Days A Week," The Beatles | Since when did the week add an extra day? | Diddims |
| "Eight Days A Week," The Beatles | There are only seven days in a week. | Micky |
| "Eight Days A Week," The Beatles | Heather Brockwell | |
| "Elderberry Wine," Elton John | Technically, true wine is made only from grapes. | Bridget Andrews |
| "Electric Eye," Judas Priest | weird kid106 | |
| "Embracing The Sunshine," BT | Good luck with that one - it might hurt a bit! | Garry Davenport |
| "The End Has No End," The Strokes | So why do they call it the end? | Ned Riley |
| "The End Is The Beginning Is The End," Smashing Pumpkins | Wait! Is the end the beginning or is it the end? | Carol |
| "End of the Beginning," 30 Seconds To Mars | I sense another oxymoron here. | Lizzie |
| "Endless Summer Nights," Richard Marx | Nights aren't endless, even in summer | Chris |
| "Enter Sandman," Metallica | There no such thing as a Sandman | heavymetal |
| "Eternal Flame," The Bangles | You gotta have an eternal fuel supply… | crazydon |
| "Eternal Rest," Avenged Sevenfold | weird kid106 | |
| "Eternal Rise of the Sun," Anathema | weird kid106 | |
| "Eternity Road," Moody Blues | Roads have to stop somewhere. | Paul Warren |
| "Even The Man In The Moon Is Cryin'," Mark Collie | There's no man there, nor water to make tears. | Beverly Stiles |
| "Every Day Is Exactly The Same," Nine Inch Nails | Every Day is completely different | Alan the Ottoman |
| "Every Day Is Exactly The Same," nineinchnails | ... if you're living in a Groundhog Day | Kronos |
| "Every Day Is Halloween," Ministry | Not so, even if some dress like it were. | Carmen Mistletoe |
| "Every Day's A Saturday," Elemeno P | If only | Tony |
| "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic," The Police | Is it magic when she passes gas? | nobody |
| "Every Planet We Reach Is Dead," Gorillaz | a planet is not a life form | noah |
| "Everybody Is A Star," Sly and The Family Stone | Where's my Oscar?!! | soul |
| "Everybody Loves A Clown," Gary Lewis & The Playboys | Not quite everybody | Micky |
| "Everybody Wants To Rule The World," Tears For Fears | Not true - because I don't, for a start! | Garry Davenport |
| "Everyone's Gone To The Moon," Jonathan King | Heather Brockwell | |
| "Everything Is Great," Inner Circle | Death, desease, famine - not great. | Garry Davenport |
| "Everything Old Is New Again," Barenaked Ladies | The aging process makes this impossible. | old |
| "Everything Right Is Wrong Again," They Might Be Giants | Is it right or wrong? How can it be wrong again? | Arrogant Oriole |
| "Everything You Know Is Wrong," Weird Al Yankovic | If it was true it would be false. It's a Catch-22! | Jim |
| "Exit Through Carved Stones," Gorgoroth | You would die before you get even a chip off | Rathkara |
| "Expressway To Your Heart," Soul Survivors | Unless you go on a fantastic voyage | JD |
| "Extension of the Wish," Andromeda | weird kid106 | |
| "Eye In The Sky," Alan Parsons Project | beatlebabe | |
| "The Eyes of the World," Balance of Power | weird kid106 | |
| "Eyes Without a Face," Billly Idol | Perhaps they're in a jar? | mandylee |
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