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Song Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> E
Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
Entries Beginning with E
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "E-mail My Heart," Britney Spears | How can one e-mail a heart? Hook it up to a modem? | Diddims |
| "Each Word's A Beat Of My Heart," Mink DeVille | Words aren't heartbeats. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Earache My Eye," Cheech & Chong | Earache is not a verb. | Doug Unfunny |
| "Earth Angel," Penguins | Angels are in heaven. | Peter |
| "Earth Calling," Hawkwind | I'd like to know what it has to say | MSG |
| "The Earth Dies Screaming," UB40 | It's not alive&can't scream or have death sung of | Sheila Evans |
| "Earthquake In My Heart," The Salmas Brothers | Earthquakes occur in the earth, not in a heart. | Yvette Bristle |
| "East Jesus Nowhere," Green Day | if Jesus is East, how can he be nowhere? | Evan |
| "Easy Rider (Let The Wind Pay The Way)," Iron Butterfly | The wind can't pay. | Candy Welty |
| "Eat That Question," Frank Zappa | What's it taste like? | überRegenbogen |
| "Eat Your Heart Out," Dio | A contortionist might try, but not live to succeed | Edyth Bowen |
| "Ebony Eyes," Bob Welch | If your eyes were made of ebony, you'd be blind! | Glenn |
| "Echoes Of Love," The Doobie Brothers | Love has no sound, so no echoes. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Echoing Green," Cause And Effect | Colors don't echo. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Edge Of Heaven," Wham! | Even if it was there how would you find it? | Peter |
| "Edge Of The World," Faith No More | The Earth is spherical, so it has no edges. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Eggplant That Ate Chicago," Dr West's Medicine Show & Junk Band | Enough Said | MCSEMan23 |
| "Ego Painted Grey," Angra | weird kid106 | |
| "Eight Days A Week," The Beatles | Heather Brockwell | |
| "Eight Days A Week," The Beatles | Since when did the week add an extra day? | Diddims |
| "Eight Days A Week," The Beatles | There are only seven days in a week. | Micky |
| "El Dorado To The Moon," Michael Nesmith | NASA hasn't developed the technology yet. | Rip Jeans |
| "Elderberry Wine," Elton John | Technically, true wine is made only from grapes. | Bridget Andrews |
| "Electric Eye," Judas Priest | An eye does not depend on electricity. | normal adult999 |
| "Electric Funeral," Black Sabbath | Funerals do not depend on electricity | Chazm |
| "Electric Kiss," Lady Gaga | Kisses don't depend on electricity. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Electric Love," Cinderella | Love doesn't depend on electricity. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Electric Stories," The 4 Seasons | Stories don't depend on electricity. | Candy Welty |
| "Electricland," Bad Company | There's no such place. | Dow Jones Gaines |
| "Elf Tower New Mexico," Coheed And Cambria | No elves. No towers FOR elves. | Katy |
| "Elvis Is Everywhere," Mojo Nixon | Alive or dead -- either way he can't be everywhere | Kirsten Abercrombie |
| "Embrace Of The Endless Ocean," Amon Amarth | Oceans aren't endless. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Embracing The Sunshine," BT | Good luck with that one - it might hurt a bit! | Garry Davenport |
| "Empty Crowded Room," Tony Douglas | A crowded room is full, not empty. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Empty Heart," Lon McCallister | Hearts aren't empty. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The End Has No End," The Strokes | So why do they call it the end? | Ned Riley |
| "The End Is The Beginning Is The End," Smashing Pumpkins | Wait! Is the end the beginning or is it the end? | Carol |
| "End of the Beginning," 30 Seconds To Mars | I sense another oxymoron here. | Lizzie |
| "End Of The World," Skeeter Davis | The world did not end in 1962! | Peter |
| "The End Of The World," The Living End | Wouldn't you fall off the planet? | Jake |
| "End Of Time," Brotherhood | Time has no end. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Endless Love," Diana Ross & Lionel Ritchie | Love ends when the lovers die. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Endless Memories," The Packers | Memories must end sooner or later. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Endless Nights," Eddie Money | Nights don't last forever. | Candy Welty |
| "Endless Summer," The Ventures | Summer ends when autumn begins. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Endless Summer Nights," Richard Marx | Nights aren't endless, even in summer | Chris |
| "English Sunset," The Moody Blues | What next? American Sunrise!? | Chowder |
| "Enter Sandman," Metallica | There no such thing as a Sandman | mister x |
| "Erotic City," Prince | There is no city with this name. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Eternal Flame," The Bangles | You gotta have an eternal fuel supply… | crazydon |
| "Eternal Rise of the Sun," Anathema | Sun only rises once a day. | weird kid106 |
| "Even Dead Things Can Feel Your Love," Petter Carlsen | 'Things' can't feel. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Even The Man In The Moon Is Cryin'," Mark Collie | There's no man there, nor water to make tears. | Beverly Stiles |
| "Ever Lovin' Fingers," Jimmy Bowen | Fingers don't have emotions. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everlasting Butterfly," Paul Brett's Sage | Living things don't last forever. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everlasting Pain," Deadlock | The pain must end sooner or later. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Every Day Hurts ," Sad Cafe | Time periods usually don't feel pain or pleasure. | Peter |
| "Every Day Is A Winding Road," Sheryl Crow | Another long road! | Larcen Tyler |
| "Every Day Is Christmas," Colbie Caillat | Sorry, it's only December 25th. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Every Day Is Exactly The Same," Nine Inch Nails | Every Day is completely different | Alan the Ottoman |
| "Every Day Is Halloween," Ministry | No. Only October 31st is. | Cassandra |
| "Every Day Is Halloween," Ministry | Not so, even if some dress like it were. | Carmen Mistletoe |
| "Every Day Will Be Like A Holiday," Byron Lee | Most days aren't like holidays. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Every Day's A Saturday," Elemeno P | If only | Tony |
| "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic," The Police | Is it magic when she passes gas? | nobody |
| "Every Night Is A Lifetime," Guy Mitchell | A night is much shorter than most lifetimes. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Every Planet We Reach Is Dead," Gorillaz | a planet is not a life form | noah |
| "Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall," Coldplay | It takes a lot more water to make a waterfall. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Everybody Have Fun Tonight," Wang Chung | Everybody in the world can't have fun @ same time. | Peter Dick |
| "Everybody Hurts," R.E.M. | Not everybody, all the time. | Peter |
| "Everybody Is A Masterpiece," Three Dog Night | Uhm, no. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everybody Is A Star," Sly & The Family Stone | In no sense of word "star" can EVERYBODY be one. | Karen Smith |
| "Everybody Knows," Leonard Cohen | Not everyone can know a particular fact. | Paul Bear |
| "Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere," Neil Young | It's some location, not nowhere. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everybody Likes To Cha Cha Cha," Sam Cooke | Some people don't like dancing at all. | Candy Welty |
| "Everybody Loves A Clown," Gary Lewis & The Playboys | Not quite everybody | Micky |
| "Everybody Plays The Fool," Aaron Neville | If that's the case, nobody would be smart! | Larcen Tyler |
| "Everybody Saw You," Ruby Andrews | Even those who are blind? | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everybody Talks," Neon Trees | Not everyone is capable of speaking. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven," Kenny Chesney | You can't go to heaven until you die | Christy McDaniel |
| "Everybody Wants To Rule The World," Tears For Fears | Not true - because I don't, for a start! | Garry Davenport |
| "Everybody Wants To Rule The World," Tears For Fears | If that was true then I'd be ruler of the world. | Celeste |
| "Everybody's Alone," Neil Young | Most people are not. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everybody's Breaking Up," Billy Paul | Many people stay together. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everybody's Carried Away," Earl King | Nope - not all of the billions of people. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everybody's Crazy," Nas | No. Most people are not. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everybody's Everything," Santana | That's not true! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everybody's Gonna Be Happy," Queens Of The Stone Age | Some people aren't happy. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everybody's Got A Home," Roy Hamilton | No, sadly some people are homeless. | Karen Smith |
| "Everybody's Got A Song But Me," Curtis Champion | Curtis DOES have a song - this one. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everybody's Happy Nowadays," The Buzzcocks | Unfortunately, some are unhappy. | Karen Smith |
| "Everybody's Somebody's Fool," Connie Francis | Not necessarily. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everyday I Die," Insane Clown Posse | You die only once. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everyday Is A Winding Road," Sheryl Crow | But don't try to drive on that day. | George Straitjacket |
| "Everyday It's 1989," Moby | 1989 was many years ago. | Jonathan S. |
| "Everyone Was There," Bob Kayli | Everyone can't be in the same place simultaneously | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everyone's A Winner," Hot Chocolate | I wish. There are some losers. | John Lee Slicer |
| "Everyone's Gone To The Moon," Jonathan King | Only a few people have been since song came out | Karen Smith |
| "Everyone's Gone To The Moon," Jonathan King | Heather Brockwell | |
| "Everything Burns," Ben Moody | Not everything can burn....water can't | Layne |
| "Everything Burns," Anastacia | Not everything is flammable. | Penelope Beckinsale |
| "Everything Changes," Take That | Some things remain the same. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything For Free," K's Choice | Most things cost money. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything Goes," Natalie Imbruglia | No, some things stay. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Everything Good Is Bad," 100 Proof Aged In Soul | Good things are not bad. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything Has Its Point," Rival Schools | Some things are pointless. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything I Do Is Wrong," Roy Milton | Not EVERYthing! You must do something right! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything I Touch Turns To Tears," Brian Poole | I doubt it! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything Is Automatic," Matthew Good Band | Not so! Some things are manual. | Peter |
| "Everything Is Great," Inner Circle | Death, desease, famine - not great. | Garry Davenport |
| "Everything Is Sunshine," The Hollies | Don't be silly. Most things are NOT sunshine. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything Must Change," Paul Carrack | Some things stay the same. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything Old Is New Again," Barenaked Ladies | The aging process makes this impossible. | Joe-Blow |
| "Everything Put Together Falls Apart," Paul Simon | Many things stay together. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything Right Is Wrong Again," They Might Be Giants | Is it right or wrong? How can it be wrong again? | Arrogant Oriole |
| "Everything Stops For A Little While," Mel Carter | Some things don't stop (such as time). | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything We Touch Turns Into Gold," Eyedress | Nobody can touch things and turn them into gold. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything Works If You Let It," Cheap Trick | No. Some things break and must be repaired to work | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything You Know Is Wrong," Weird Al Yankovic | If it was true it would be false. It's a Catch-22! | Jim |
| "Everything's Bad," The Tossers | Many things are not bad. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything's Blue," Architecture In Helsinki | Many things are not blue. | Alyssa Jayne |
| "Everything's Changed," Billy Ocean | Some things stay the same. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything's Coming Our Way," Santana | Not EVERYthing! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything's Fire," The Raves | No. Otherwise, we'd all be burned and dead. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything's Gone Green," New Order | Many things are not green. | Candy Welty |
| "Everything's Good," C-Block | Some things are bad. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything's Right," Matt Wertz | Some things are wrong. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everything's The Truth," Marshal Crenshaw | No, there are such things as falsehoods. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Everything's Tuesday," Chairman Of The Board | What about the other days of the week? | Yvette Bristle |
| "Exit Through Carved Stones," Gorgoroth | You would die before you get even a chip off | Rathkara |
| "Expressway To Your Heart," Soul Survivors | Unless you go on a fantastic voyage | JD |
| "Extension of the Wish," Andromeda | weird kid106 | |
| "Eye In The Sky," Alan Parsons Project | Must be a hurricane | Isac |
| "Eye In The Sky," Alan Parsons Project | Where's the rest of the body? | beatlebabe |
| "Eyelid's Mouth," Soundgarden | No eyelid has a mouth. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Eyes In The Back Of My Head," Patti LaBelle | People don't have this feature. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Eyes Of Fire, Lips Of Wine," The Hilltoppers | Eyes aren't made of fire; lips aren't of wine. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Eyes Of The Sun," Gehenna | The Sun doesn't have eyes. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Eyes of the World," Balance of Power | weird kid106 | |
| "Eyes That See In The Dark," Kenny Rogers | No eyes can see in total darkness. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Eyes Wide Shut ," JLS | sorry boys, but eyes can only be wide open | A-Lean |
| "Eyes Without A Face," Billly Idol | Perhaps they're in a jar? | mandylee |
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