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Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Firefighter" | In 2010, Sarah Bettens realized that since she is now an American citizen, she could be a firefighter. She wanted a way to serve her adopted community. Unfortunately the Johnson City Fire Department (JCFD) was not hiring, but in 2012 they started hiring so she reapplied for the position. And she got the job! Yay, Sarah! But with a family of six (a partner, Stef, Stef's two children from a previous marriage, and the couple's two adopted children) the occupation was taking a mental toll on all of them, and as a result, Sarah only served the JCFD for one year. She still continues to write, record, and perform as a solo artist, with K's Choice, and as a 2013 effort of her's and her brother, Gert's: "Bettens." - Rad |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Kay's Choice | On hearing name, one can't know it's not that. | Big Rip Van Winkle |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"I'm Not In The Attic" | "I'm Not An Addict" | Left Said Jack |
"I'm A Big Addict" | "I'm Not An Addict" | newrock |
"I'm Not Fanatic" | "I'm Not An Addict" | rip |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Everything For Free," | Most things cost money. | Yvette Bristle |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Free World," Jesse Johnson | "Everything For Free," K's Choice | |
"Addicted To Love," Robert Palmer | "Not An Addict," K's Choice | |
"Something's Wrong," K's Choice | "Something's Always Wrong," Toad The Wet Sprocket | |
"Something's Wrong," K's Choice | "It Ain't Right," John Fogerty | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Not an Addict" | "Not a Misanthrope" | Rad |
"Not An Addict" | "Silly Rabbit" | Billy Boyd |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Sail You | Boats | Rad |
I Fall Asleep | Sleep Medications | Rad |
Losing You | Funeral Parlor | Rad |
Favorite Adventure | Travel Agency | Rad |
Always Everywhere | Security systems | Rad |
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Everything for Free | Expensive Retail Store | Rad |
I'm Not An Addict | Drug Rehab | erica |
I'm Not An Addict | Addictions Recovery Center | chaosmist |
Something's Wrong | 911 Emergency | Mercy |
Mr. Freeze | The Gas Company | Mercy |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
She Hates Me Puddle of Mudd | To This Day K's Choice | She Hates Me To This Day You must've messed up pretty bad! | Rad |
Shadowman K's Choice | In The Light DC Talk | Shadowman In The Light | Jellybean |
There are additional K's Choice Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Not An Addict"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm not a medic.
Original Lyrics: I'm not an addict.
| "Not An Addict"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm not a rabbit.
Original Lyrics: I'm not an addict.
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"Virgin State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics: Who will I turn to
Now I'm in an urgent state of mind. Original Lyrics: Who will i turn to
Now I'm in a virgin state of mind. | "Virgin State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics: There's a bear in my head
In which I used to lick. Original Lyrics: There's a chair in my head
In which I used to sit. |
There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Virgin State of Mind"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: There's a chair in my head on which I used to sit
Took a pencil and I wrote the following on it Now there's a key where my wonderful mouth used to be Dig it up and throw it at me Dig it up and throw it at me Why They're Nonsensical: This whole song just make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Later on there's this whole part about using 'A knife to disengage the voids that I can't bear...' I just don't get it at all. Maybe I'm just missing something. Then again... maybe not.
Submitted by: Jen
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"Not an Addict"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm not an addict
Baby, That's a lie Why They're Insincere: Ya see, she's admitted that she's lying. Also the whole song is on about how How it feels better 'The deeper you stake it in your vein...' Surely the deeper into your arm (or wherever) you stick a needle, the more it hurts. Now, I've never used heroin, so I wouldn't know, I'm just guessing.
Submitted by: Jen
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"Home"
The Dated Lyrics: I was born in a cradle of love...
When I was seven years old I had a friend named Tom... When I was 15 I was very confused... I was 20 years old when I met you... I'm 26 and I still love you... Why They're Dated: If Sarah wrote this song, then the year that this person was born was 1972, if it was Gert, then 1970. She sings about when he/she was seven which was either 1977 or 1979. When this person was 15, the year was 1985 or 1987. When he/she was 20 the year was 1990 or 1992. This song says "I'm 26" not "I was 26". This song came out in 2000. He/she is no longer 26. Therefore this song belongs beacause it was talking about a then-current age which can be translated into an actual year.
Submitted by: Rad
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"How Simple It Can Be"
Opening Lines: How simple it can be, I love you and you love me
Comments: Super cliché
Submitted by: Rad
| "Echo Mountain"
Opening Lines: From the slopes of Echo Mountain
Comments: Echo Mountain is also the name of the studio in North Carolina where K's Choice recorded this album also called Echo Mountain.
Submitted by: Rad
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There are additional spelling lyrics available. |
"White Kite Fauna"
The Lyrics: Giant lizards
Eating deer Growing appetite as they notice that Their prey's still breathing Lizards' eyes reflection Shows a glimpse of imperfection Through the spastic sighs of innocence Of deer's blood and it's cruel attraction Why: Come on! Giant lizards eating deer!! Think of all the blood and bones and guts! Lizards' eyes reflections! Think about going for a walk in the middle of the night with a flashlight. Suddenly these two beady shiny spheres catch the light...
Submitted by: Rad
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"Echo Mountain"
The Lyrics: Come with me to Echo Mountain
Why: I have no doubt that there is some mountain somewhere called Echo Mountain. But I am positive that the studio in which K's Choice recorded this album (also called Echo Mountain) is in North Carolina and is called...Echo Mountain Studios
Submitted by: Rad
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"Old Woman"
The Lyrics: I am now chasing my husband Stan
A pale man in a black suit came to take him In trade for a cup of tea A pale man came to take him away from me Why: This song is about someone seeing an old woman in a wheelchair on the highway. The song is saying that the old woman's husband died and the undertaker came to take him away. And this song has a lot of punchy, upbeat guitars.
Submitted by: Rad
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