ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Dressed as a kid, I come around
they pass a bowl, I'm so close now
I'm so creative with my disguise, but
they always find out before I bite

I cannot have them, it's cruel
those yummy Trix
I am the saddest bunny
who ever lived

Meaner, they stick it to me again
oh, all this rejection is worse than mange
I'm a cute bunny, and always nice
but time after time, I am denied

I cannot have them, it's cruel
those yummy Trix
I am the saddest bunny
who ever lived
"You silly rabbit, you know Trix are for kids"

ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

It's over now, I'm hungry, alone
I'm munching gross carrots on my own
They are just so mean to me
those little brats are so mean to me

I cannot have them, it's cruel
those yummy Trix
I am the saddest bunny
who ever lived
"You silly rabbit, you know Trix are for kids"

They're eating, they tease me
watch me as I'm breaking down
I'm seething, and thinking
General Mills can kiss my bunny ass

If they won't let me have them, that is cool
that is alright, I feel
I think they'll let me have them
or they are fools who won't be alive

I couldn't have them, it's cruel
to not share your Trix
Now, I'm the maddest bunny
who ever lived
"You silly rabbit, you know Trix are for kids"?

A silly rabbit???
I've got a hatchet
Now, who's laughin?