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Song Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> B

Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with B

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk," Dr. Hook	Nobody can make their clothes talk.	Lucy Lawful
"Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk," Dr. Hook	Don't be silly. Jeans can't talk.	Heather Brockwell
"Baby, You're a Rich Man," The Beatles	"Baby" and "Man" are complete opposites in age.	Michael C
"Babycakes," 3 of a Kind	Cakes aren't made from babies.	Mr. Critic
"Back For A Taste Of Your Love," Syl Johnson	Love doesn't have a taste.	Yvette Bristle
"Back From Eternity," Tommy Reynolds	Eternity is not a location.	Yvette Bristle
"Back To Living Again," Curtis Mayfield	You only live once.	Candy Welty
"Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival	You naughty, naughty Moon!	Offender
"Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival	Astrology is a pseudoscience.	Susanna Viljanen
"Bake Me A Woman," Dave McCoy	People can't be produced by baking.	Yvette Bristle
"Ball Of Confusion," The Temptations	Confusion cannot be made into a ball.	They Call Me Mr. Pibbs
"Ballrooms Of Mars," Marc Bolan And T. Rex	No balls or ballrooms have been there yet.	Tara Gilmer
"Bang The Doldrums," Fall Out Boy	You can't bang doldrums.	Amanda
"Bang Your Head (Metal Health)," Quiet Riot	Metal experiences neither health nor illness.	Renee Sutton
"Banjo Boy," Art Mooney	No person is a musical instrument of any kind.	Yvette Bristle
"Bat Out Of Hell," Meat Loaf	Bats are like souls. They can't get out of Hell.	Rocky Balboa Constrictor
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic," Traditional	Since when does a republic have a hymn?	Christy McDaniel
"Battle of Epping Forest," Genesis	There has never been a battle with that name	Susanna Viljanen
"Be All, End All," Anthrax	No one could be all, nor end all.	Millie Henry
"Be My Baby," The Ronettes	The singer wants the subject to be her child? Huh?	dxman
"Be My Baby," The Ronettes	One can't choose whose offspring one is.	Iris Green
"Be My Lobster," Hightide Hotel	People can never be lobsters.	Candy Welty
"The Beaches Of Cheyenne," Garth Brooks	Wyoming is a landlocked state	Carolee
"Bear Melt," Jefferson Airplane	Sadly true for polar bears, but the rest of 'em...	Diddims
"Beast Of Burden," The Rolling Stones	There's no such beast.	Pete & Repete
"Beast Of Fire," Portrait	Beasts aren't made of fire.	Yvette Bristle
"Beat's So Lonely," Charlie Sexton	A beat cannot experience loneliness.	Stu L. Pigeon
"Beating On Death's Door," Lamb of God	Death doesn't have a door...	The Face Smasher
"Beautiful Disaster," Jon McLaughlin	Disasters aren't pretty. Just ask New Orleans.	MOR
"Beautiful Hangover," Big Bang	There's nothing beautiful about a hangover!	Kara Oke
"A Beautiful Lie," 30 Seconds To Mars	I didn't know lies could be seen.	Lizzie
"Beautiful Mess," Jason Mraz	since when mess has been beautiful?	Melinda
"Beautiful Tragedy," In This Moment	when is a tragedy beautiful? This is an oxymoron	weird kid106
"Because All Men Are Brothers," Peter, Paul, and Mary	Not if some are only-children.	baa
"Becoming The Bull," Atreyu	No one can become a bull.	Carla Jorgensen
"Bed Of Lies," Matchbox Twenty	A bed cannot contain lies (falsehoods).	Rich
"Bed Of Nails," Alice Cooper	A bed can't be made of nails	Mads
"Beer For My Horses," Toby Keith & Willie Nelson	Horses don't drink beer	Isac
"Before I Died," Jim Reeves	Dead people can't sing or say anything.	Candy Welty
"Before My Heart Finds Out," Gene Cotton	Hearts are incapable of finding out anything.	Yvette Bristle
"Behind the Sea," Panic At The Disco	You can't get behind the sea.	Lizzie
"Bend Time Back Around," Paula Abdul	Good luck with that	Danielle
"Best Of Both Worlds," Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana	Human life's confined (so far) to one world, Earth	Lauren Overstreet
"Bicycle Bicycle, You are my Bicycle," Be Your Own PET	People can't be bicycles!	Franka
"Big Eyed Beans From Venus," Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band	Beans don't have eyes or live on Venus.	Peter
"Big Girls Don't Cry," The Four Seasons	Who says they don't? ALL people cry at some point!	Spiff Swift
"Big Hard Sun," Eddie Vedder	Huh?	Rich
"Big In Japan," Alphaville	You cannot change your size for just one country	Susanna Viljanen
"Big Rock Candy Mountain," Burl Ives	Mountains are not made of rock candy.	Candy Welty
"Big Silver Tears," Mack Allen Smith	Tears aren't made of silver, nor colored silver.	Yvette Bristle
"Big Time," Peter Gabriel	You must have had a big watch, eh?	FiFi
"Bird Dog," The Everly Brothers	A dog that's a bird or a bird that's a dog?	Peter
"Birdhouse In Your Soul," They Might Be Giants	Seeing as a soul isn't a physical place...	Relik86
"Bitter Moon," Mark King	The Moon has neither bitter herbs nor emotions.	Carla Jorgensen
"Bittersweet Symphony," The Verve	You can't taste a symphony!	JC Foster
"Bittersweet Symphony," Verve	Since when does a symphony have a taste?	been_a_son
"Black Black Heart," David Usher	Lung cancer?	Peter Lau
"Black Friday," Steely Dan	Days of the week don't have color.	Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Black Hole Sun," Soundgarden	Sun is too small star to ever become a black hole	Susanna Viljanen
"Black Hole Sun," Soundgarden	The Sun won't be a black hole for 5 billion years	been_a_son
"Black Roses," Brain Train	No rose is truly black.	Yvette Bristle
"Black Sunshine," White Zombie	sunshine is not black	weird kid106
"Black-Throated Wind," Grateful Dead	The wind doesn't have a throat	Aareni
"Blank Earth," Chevelle	The earth isn't blank.	Yvette Bristle
"Blaze Of Glory," Bon Jovi	Glory is not combustible.	Richard Head
"Bled For Days," Static-X	You'd be dead a few times over before it's over...	The Face Smasher
"Bleed Black," AFI	Blood is not that color, sorry.	Jake
"Bleeding Love," Leona Lewis	How can you bleed love? How does love bleed?	Diddims
"Bleeding Love," Leona Lewis	But love is not blood!	Tommy
"Bless The Broken Road," Rascal Flatts	Road only break when they have cracks	Christy McDaniel
"Blinding Tears Will Break The Skies," Trivium	Skies are not a breakable entity.	Millie Henry
"Blister On The Moon," Taste	The Moon doesn't have blisters.	Yvette Bristle
"Blood Of Emeralds," Gary Moore	Emeralds don't produce blood.	Yvette Bristle
"Blow Out The Sun," Della Reese	The sun can't be blown out.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Bamboo," Dancing Fantasy	Bamboo isn't blue.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Christmas," Elvis Presley	A holiday cannot be colored blue.	Santa Paws
"Blue Highway," Billy Idol	Highways aren't colored blue.	Rocky
"Blue Kiss," Jane Wiedlin	Kisses don't have color.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Memories," James O'Gwynn	Memories don't have color.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Monday," New Order	What next, red Saturday?	Ned Riley
"Blue Moon," Elvis Presley	Last time I checked it it was yellowish	Susanna Viljanen
"Blue Moon of Kentucky," Elvis Presley	What next, Pink Moon of Nebraska?	Susanna Viljanen
"Blue Morning, Blue Day," Foreigner	A day cannot actually be colored	Noskcaj
"Blue Rain," Roy Orbison	Rain doesn't have color, and doesn't have emotion	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Roses," Beautiful South	Roses are never blue.	Natty
"Blue Side Of Lonesome," Jim Reeves	"Lonesome" has no sides.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Sky Night," Melissa Ferrick	The sky is black at night, not blue.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Tango," Les Baxter	Dances don't have colors or emotions.	Candy Welty
"Blue Tears," Random	Tears don't actually have a color.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue Wind," Rocky Storm	The wind doesn't have color.	Yvette Bristle
"Blue World," The Moody Blues	The world isn't totally blue.	Yvette Bristle
"Blueberry Belly Button," Miranda Cosgrove	No belly button is made of any kind of berries.	Millie Verst
"Bluer Than Blue," Michael Johnson		Heather Brockwell
"The Blues Came Tumbling Down," The Capri Sisters	The blues are an emotion and can't tumble.	Yvette Bristle
"Blues For Breakfast," The West-Siders	The blues are not food.	Candy Welty
"The Blues Stepped In," Tommy Hammond	The blues are an emotion and can't step in.	Yvette Bristle
"The Blues Walked In," Whitey Knight	The blues are an emotion, so they can't walk.	Yvette Bristle
"Born from Fire," Amorphis		weird kid106
"Born Like This," Three Days Grace	So they wrote and recorded it while being born?	*katie
"Born to Die," Lana Del Rey	Only unwanted pregnancies (no offence,it happens)	Natasha
"Born To Fly," Sara Evans	Human beings can't fly	PinmonkeyJunkie
"Born To Make You Happy," Britney Spears	No you weren't	Sarah
"Born To Run," K-OS	Newborns can't walk, let alone run.	Peter Lau
"Borrowed Time," Styx	You can't borrow time.	Yvette Bristle
"Bottle Living," Dave Gahan	A bottle cannot have life, nor can you live in one	R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams," Green Day	You can't pave a road with broken dreams.	Taylor
"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams," Green Day	Was the road paved with nightmares?	Billy
"Box Of Rain," Grateful Dead	Difficult to keep liquid inside of a box.	Peter
"Boy Inside My Heart," Nikki Webster	Hearts can't contain people.	Candy Welty
"Boy's Don't Cry," The Cure	They sure do. Everyone cries at some time!	Evan
"Boys From The County Hell," The Pogues	Hell=name of towns in US & Norway, but no County	Amber D'Allesio
"Brain Stew," Green Day		Lizzie
"Brass Monkey," Beastie Boys	Monkeys aren't made of copper and zinc (ie brass)	Alan the Ottoman
"Break Me Gently," The Doves	Hard to do!	Sean
"Breakin' In A Brand New Broken Heart," Connie Francis	Really awful title. If broken it is not new!	Peter
"Breaking The Girl," Red Hot Chili Peppers	How can one break a person!? It's gotta hurt!	Chowder
"Breathe the Jackal," Beyond Dawn		weird kid106
"Bridge Of Sighs," Robin Trower	Sighs can't be used to build bridges.	Yvette Bristle
"Bridge Over Troubled Water," Simon & Garfunkel	Water is a substance. It does not have emotions.	Susanna Viljanen
"Bridge To Nowhere," Sam Roberts	Any bridge has to cross to somewhere.	Heather Brockwell
"Bridge To Your Heart," Wax UK	So people from other body parts can cross?	rocky
"Bring Back The Days," Today's Tomorrow	Days can't be brought back. Band name also L.I.	Yvette Bristle
"Bring Back The Time," B.J. Thomas	Time can't be brought back.	Yvette Bristle
"Bring Back Those Wonderful Days," Bert Williams	Days can't be brought back.	Candy Welty
"Bring Back Yesterday," Jaicko Lawrence	Yesterday is gone and can't be brought back.	Yvette Bristle
"Bring Down The Moon," Boy Meets Girl	The moon can't be brought down.	Yvette Bristle
"Bring Me To Life," Evanescence	If you're dead, you can't be brought back to life.	Emily
"Broken Hearted Me," Anne Murray	One with a heart literally broken can't sing.	Mercedes Morgan
"Broken-Hearted Melody," Sarah Vaughan	Melodies don't have hearts or feelings.	Yvette Bristle
"Brother Jukebox," Mark Chesnutt	Jukeboxes have neither relatives nor gender.	crazydon
"Brother Moon," Amorphis		weird kid106
"Brother Wind," Golden Earring	The wind has no relatives and no gender.	Yvette Bristle
"Bruise In The Sky," Pretty Things	The sky can't be bruised.	Yvette Bristle
"Bubble Of Life," Man With A Mission	Life is not a bubble.	Yvette Bristle
"Buffalo Soldier," Bob Marley And The Wailers	Real buffaloes don't have armies, fight wars or .	Peter
"Build God, Then We'll Talk," Panic! At the Disco	Ummm. Self explanatory.	Myndi
"Build Me Up Buttercup," Foundations	A buttercup cannot build anything up	FussBudget
"Build Me Up, Buttercup," The Foundations	A flower can't build anybody.	Yvonne Sindri
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings," Smashing Pumpkins	bullets don't have wings; they can't fly	Heather Brockwell
"Bulletproof Heart," My Chemical Romance	Fired bullets can penetrate hearts.	Yvette Bristle
"Bulls On Parade," Rage Against The Machine	They can be in a parade, but not on it.	CDD
"Burden In My Hand," Soundgarden	A burden can't be held with hands.	Lance Crackers
"Buried Alive By Love," HIM	Love is not a gravedigger or undertaker.	Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Buried Alive In The Blues," Janis Joplin	The blues don't bury anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Burn In My Light," Mercy Drive	I don't give off light!	FiFi
"Burning Heart," Survivor	A heart can't catch on fire.	Red Ruffcorn
"Burning Love," Elvis Presley	Love is an emotion, so it can't burn	Rich
"Burning Love," Elvis Presley	Love is not a combustible substance.	Trina Lufkin
"Bury Everything," Lost Hands Found Fingers	Some things can't be buried (Sun, Moon, etc.).	Yvette Bristle
"Butterfly Kisses," Bob Carlisle	Butterflies can't kiss.	Gene Splicer
"Buy For Me The Rain," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band	Rain is not for sale.	Bethany Byrd

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