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Stupid Band Names:

  • Did they get this name from a fabric softener or a can of store-brand Cling-Free? Submitted by: Rocky Rhodes

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"I'm With Stupid (He's A Loser)"It only says "he's a loser", stupid, and I've - SpiderSkull98

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
X-staticWouldn't it make better sense to name a hard rock band after something that sounds more like "ecstatic"?Metalman

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Wisconsin Death Trek""Wisconsin Death Trip"Lydia Idyl
"Wiccan Death Trip""Wisconsin Death Trip"Lydia Idyl

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Bled For Days,"You'd be dead a few times over before it's over...The Face Smasher
"You Am I,"Not only is that impossible, it's bad grammar.The Face Smasher

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"I'm With You," Avril Lavigne"I'm With Stupid," Static-X

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Kill Our Idols" originally "Kill Your Idols"
Carmen Stokes

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Wisconsin Dearth Trip" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"
Rupert Heyburn
"Wisconsin Death Strip" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"
Rupert Heyburn
"Wisconsin Death Tripe" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"
Rupert Heyburn
"Kill Your Midols" originally "Kill Your Idols"
Lindsay Doyle

Change a Letter:

"Wisconsin Death Trig" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"
They have some killer trigonometry courses there?
Rupert Heyburn
"Wisconsin Death Grip" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"
Rupert Heyburn
"Wisconsin Death Trap" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"
Rupert Heyburn
"This Is Hot" originally "This Is Not"
Eileen Wright
"This Is Pot" originally "This Is Not"
Eileen Wright

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Fix""Fish"Snake
"Skinnyman""Wimpyman"Phil "Taiki Ishumaru"
"Black and White""Black and Green: Ode to The Matrix"BPrulz
"I'm With Stupid (He's a Loser)""I am 16 (He's a Boozer)"BPrulz
"This Is Not""Hit My Crotch"Mikey Boy
"The Only""My Drugs"Cow man
"Cold""Old"Klarissa
"Cold""Sold"Jeff Lattea
"Push It""Push-Up"S.T.G.
"Fix""Complete Nonsense"Syphon

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
ColdCentral HeatingSmokey McPot

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
FixDrug Abuse helplinebrainstem
Love DumpBakeryBilly Boyd
Bled For DaysTampon AdsStarKnightGoku
Bled For DaysHemophilia Treatment CenterLegion

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
My Heart Lied
   Five Finger Death Punch
Cold
   Static-X
My Cold Heart Lied
FFDP had a song titled Cold too
SpiderSkull98
Closer
   Nine Inch Nails
The Trance Is The Motion
   Static-X
The Trance Is Closer Than The Motion
Redlocks

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Television Static
Television combined with Static-X
No more with Digital TV...maybe.
Submitted By: Frank Hotdog
Static-XTC
Static-X combined with XTC
Submitted By: Quyjibo
Static On The Radio
Static-X combined with TV On The Radio
I wonder what their music would sound like...
Submitted By: Raphael

Misheard Lyrics:

"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poopin' in Jello, Dropkick, Banana Face
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill out, drop dead I need a fix
"Otsego Undead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Al Pacino, Al Pacino, Al Pacino go
Original Lyrics:
Otsego, Otsego, Otsego go
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuna fish, jello, drugged up banana mix
Original Lyrics:
Tune in, chill out, drop dead I need a fix
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Covered in Jello, drug test the guinea pigs
Original Lyrics:
Tune in, chill out, drop dead I need a fix
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Dirthouse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicking puppies 'gaisnt the wall
Now cut off my arm!!
Original Lyrics:
Pick up the pieces
I want to call this my home

Story about this misheard lyric by: Kii Merle

My best friend thought she heard this line while we were at work listening to tunes...ever since I can never even remember the actual lyrics...just about kicking puppies...and arm cutting....idk was hilarious

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Otsego Undead"
Better Lyrics:
Goatse go
Goatse go
Goatse go
Goatse go GO!
Original Lyrics:
Otsego
Otsego
Otsego
Otsego GO!
Submitted by: agent nerve
"I'm With Stupid"
Better Lyrics:
Chaos Control
Chaos control he said
Original Lyrics:
He's a loser
He's a loser she said
Submitted by: DJ Kaito
"Ostesego Unded"
Better Lyrics:
Flock of Seagulls! Flock of Seagulls! Go!
Original Lyrics:
Ostesego! Ostesego! Go!
Submitted by: Gamblor

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"I'm With Stupid"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I am mine (8x)
Why They're Repetitive:
the first lines in the second verse
Submitted by: SpiderSkull98
"Destroyer"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Oh, you do it again You do it again Destroyer
Why They're Repetitive:
He says it like 4 times!!!
Submitted by: Spiderskull98
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Wisconsin Death Trip"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
What's wrong?
Can't you sing dong-ding-dong?
Push it on the phoney.
Hook it up and ride away.
Why They're Nonsensical:
There is not one possible meaning I can derive from these lyrics. Maybe if I read the book it was named after it would make more sense. (BTW, naming their album and song Wisconsin Death Trip gave the false impression that this band was from the state of Wisconsin. They're actually from L.A.)
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
 

Song Title Space Change:

"This I Snot" originally "This Is Not"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

Song Title Anagrams:

"Doily Oil Lurks" originally "Kill Your Idols"
Submitted by: Carmen Stokes

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Ecstatic originally "Static-X"
Surprised is not here instead of "New Band Names"
Submitted by: Hardrock

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