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Fun Music Information -> Static-X
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Stupid Band Names:
- Did they get this name from a fabric softener or a can of store-brand Cling-Free? Submitted by: Rocky Rhodes
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "I'm With Stupid (He's A Loser)" | It only says "he's a loser", stupid, and I've - SpiderSkull98 |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| X-static | Wouldn't it make better sense to name a hard rock band after something that sounds more like "ecstatic"? | Metalman |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Wisconsin Death Trek" | "Wisconsin Death Trip" | Lydia Idyl |
| "Wiccan Death Trip" | "Wisconsin Death Trip" | Lydia Idyl |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Bled For Days," | You'd be dead a few times over before it's over... | The Face Smasher |
| "You Am I," | Not only is that impossible, it's bad grammar. | The Face Smasher |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "I'm With You," Avril Lavigne | "I'm With Stupid," Static-X |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Kill Our Idols" originally "Kill Your Idols"
Carmen Stokes
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Wisconsin Dearth Trip" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"
Rupert Heyburn
"Wisconsin Death Strip" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"
Rupert Heyburn
"Wisconsin Death Tripe" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"
Rupert Heyburn
"Kill Your Midols" originally "Kill Your Idols"
Lindsay Doyle
Change a Letter:
"Wisconsin Death Trig" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"
They have some killer trigonometry courses there?
Rupert Heyburn
"Wisconsin Death Grip" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"
Rupert Heyburn
"Wisconsin Death Trap" originally "Wisconsin Death Trip"
Rupert Heyburn
"This Is Hot" originally "This Is Not"
Eileen Wright
"This Is Pot" originally "This Is Not"
Eileen Wright
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Permanence" | "Common Sense" | Goggleboy |
| "Fix" | "Fish" | Snake |
| "Skinnyman" | "Wimpyman" | Phil "Taiki Ishumaru" |
| "Black and White" | "Black and Green: Ode to The Matrix" | BPrulz |
| "I'm With Stupid (He's a Loser)" | "I am 16 (He's a Boozer)" | BPrulz |
| "This Is Not" | "Hit My Crotch" | Mikey Boy |
| "The Only" | "My Drugs" | Cow man |
| "Cold" | "Old" | Klarissa |
| "Cold" | "Sold" | Jeff Lattea |
| "Push It" | "Push-Up" | S.T.G. |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Cold | Central Heating | Smokey McPot |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Fix | Drug Abuse helpline | brainstem |
| Love Dump | Bakery | Billy Boyd |
| Bled For Days | Tampon Ads | StarKnightGoku |
| Bled For Days | Hemophilia Treatment Center | Legion |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| My Heart Lied Five Finger Death Punch | Cold Static-X | My Cold Heart Lied FFDP had a song titled Cold too | SpiderSkull98 |
| Closer Nine Inch Nails | The Trance Is The Motion Static-X | The Trance Is Closer Than The Motion | Redlocks |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Television Static
Television combined with Static-X
No more with Digital TV...maybe.
Submitted By: Frank Hotdog
Static-X-Ambassadors
Static-X combined with X-Ambassadors
With two hyphens.
Submitted By: Lance Crackers
Static-XTC
Static-X combined with XTC
Submitted By: Quyjibo
Static On The Radio
Static-X combined with TV On The Radio
I wonder what their music would sound like...
Submitted By: Raphael
Misheard Lyrics:
"Dirthouse"
Misheard Lyrics: My doghouse
Bought it up in a box My wonder Doggy doggy woof Original Lyrics: My dirthouse
Watch it happen from the box Mind wanders Dirty, dirty word | "Fix"
Misheard Lyrics: Put it in Jell-O, drug-test, banana fix
Original Lyrics: Tune in, chill out, drop dead I need a fix
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"I Am"
Misheard Lyrics: Put it right in my mouth
And I'm ready to shoot Let's just die here Original Lyrics: Put a gun in my mouth
And threaten to shoot Justice died here | "Wisconsin Death Trip"
Misheard Lyrics: Pushing out a pony
Original Lyrics: Pushing out the phony
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Dirthouse"
Misheard Lyrics: Kicking puppies 'gaisnt the wall
Now cut off my arm!! Original Lyrics: Pick up the pieces
I want to call this my home |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Kii Merle My best friend thought she heard this line while we were at work listening to tunes...ever since I can never even remember the actual lyrics...just about kicking puppies...and arm cutting....idk was hilarious |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Otsego Undead"
Better Lyrics:
Goatse go
Goatse go
Goatse go
Goatse go GO!
Goatse go
Goatse go
Goatse go GO!
Original Lyrics:
Otsego
Otsego
Otsego
Otsego GO!
Otsego
Otsego
Otsego GO!
Submitted by: agent nerve
"I'm With Stupid"
Better Lyrics:
Chaos Control
Chaos control he said
Chaos control he said
Original Lyrics:
He's a loser
He's a loser she said
He's a loser she said
Submitted by: DJ Kaito
"Ostesego Unded"
Better Lyrics:
Flock of Seagulls! Flock of Seagulls! Go!
Original Lyrics:
Ostesego! Ostesego! Go!
Submitted by: Gamblor
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"I'm With Stupid"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I am mine (8x)
Why They're Repetitive: the first lines in the second verse
Submitted by: SpiderSkull98
| "Destroyer"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Oh, you do it again You do it again Destroyer
Why They're Repetitive: He says it like 4 times!!!
Submitted by: Spiderskull98
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| There are additional repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Wisconsin Death Trip"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: What's wrong?
Can't you sing dong-ding-dong? Push it on the phoney. Hook it up and ride away. Why They're Nonsensical: There is not one possible meaning I can derive from these lyrics. Maybe if I read the book it was named after it would make more sense. (BTW, naming their album and song Wisconsin Death Trip gave the false impression that this band was from the state of Wisconsin. They're actually from L.A.)
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
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Song Title Space Change:
"This I Snot" originally "This Is Not"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Song Title Anagrams:
"Doily Oil Lurks" originally "Kill Your Idols"
Submitted by: Carmen Stokes
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Ecstatic originally "Static-X"
Surprised is not here instead of "New Band Names"
Submitted by: Hardrock
