Fun Music Information -> Static-X

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New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
X-static	Wouldn't it make better sense to name a hard rock band after something that sounds more like "ecstatic"?	heavymetal

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"I'm With You"	"I'm With Stupid," Static-X	Billy Boyd

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"This Is Hot" originally "This Is Not"

Eileen Wright

"This Is Pot" originally "This Is Not"

Eileen Wright

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Fix"	"Fish"	Snake
"Skinnyman"	"Wimpyman"	Phil "Taiki Ishumaru"
"Black and White"	"Black and Green: Ode to The Matrix"	BPrulz
"I'm With Stupid (He's a Loser)"	"I am 16 (He's a Boozer)"	BPrulz
"This Is Not"	"Hit My Crotch"	Mikey Boy
"The Only"	"My Drugs"	Cow man
"Cold"	"Old"	Klarissa
"Cold"	"Sold"	Jeff Lattea
"Push It"	"Push-Up"	S.T.G.
"Fix"	"Complete Nonsense"	Syphon

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Cold	Central Heating	Smokey McPot

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Love Dump	Bakery	Billy Boyd
Bled For Days	Tampon Ads	StarKnightGoku
Bled For Days	Hemophilia Treatment Center	Legion

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Closer Nine Inch Nails	The Trance Is The Motion Static-X	The Trance Is Closer Than The Motion	Redlocks

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Television Static

Television combined with Static-X

No more with Digital TV...maybe.

Submitted By: Frank Hotdog

Static On The Radio

Static-X combined with TV On The Radio

I wonder what their music would sound like...

Submitted By: Raphael

Misheard Lyrics:

"Behemoth" Misheard Lyrics: Verify It’s hard to see Diffusing the tuna. Original Lyrics: Verify It’s hard to see Diffusing the tune up.	"Goat" Misheard Lyrics: Turn around, take a dump and go again. Original Lyrics: Turn around, freak out, drop out, goat.
"Kill Your Idols" Misheard Lyrics: Kill the rhino. Original Lyrics: Kill your idols.	"Destroyer" Misheard Lyrics: Take a dump in a steam hammer. Original Lyrics: Take it down with a steam hammer.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"I'm With Stupid"

Misheard Lyrics:

I got pickles and onions.

Original Lyrics:

I have become some one else.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Mcg

For years, my friends and I thought it sounded like "pickles 'n' onions"...until we finally looked up the lyrics in the booklet enclosed with the CD.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Otsego Undead"

Better Lyrics:

Goatse go
Goatse go
Goatse go
Goatse go GO!

Original Lyrics:

Otsego
Otsego
Otsego
Otsego GO!

Submitted by: agent nerve

"I'm With Stupid"

Better Lyrics:

Chaos Control
Chaos control he said

Original Lyrics:

He's a loser
He's a loser she said

Submitted by: DJ Kaito

"Ostesego Unded"

Better Lyrics:

Flock of Seagulls! Flock of Seagulls! Go!

Original Lyrics:

Ostesego! Ostesego! Go!

Submitted by: Gamblor

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Destroy All" The Repetitive Lyrics: Destroy! Destroy all! Why They're Repetitive: Somebody has a little anger problem. That's the whole song - he says that over and over again for 2 minutes and 19 seconds! Submitted by: davey havok is my man	"The Only" The Repetitive Lyrics: Hypocrite, Lunatic, Fanatic, Heretic! (x 4) Why They're Repetitive: That's craziness! Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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