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Fun Music Information -> Static-X
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Stupid Band Names:
- Did they get this name from a fabric softener or a can of store-brand Cling-Free? Submitted by: Rocky Rhodes
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| X-static | Wouldn't it make better sense to name a hard rock band after something that sounds more like "ecstatic"? | Metalman |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Bled For Days," | You'd be dead a few times over before it's over... | The Face Smasher |
| "You Am I," | Not only is that impossible, it's bad grammar. | The Face Smasher |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "I'm With You," Avril Lavigne | "I'm With Stupid," Static-X |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Kill Our Idols" originally "Kill Your Idols"
Carmen Stokes
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Kill Your Midols" originally "Kill Your Idols"
Lindsay Doyle
Change a Letter:
"This Is Hot" originally "This Is Not"
Eileen Wright
"This Is Pot" originally "This Is Not"
Eileen Wright
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Fix" | "Fish" | Snake |
| "Skinnyman" | "Wimpyman" | Phil "Taiki Ishumaru" |
| "Black and White" | "Black and Green: Ode to The Matrix" | BPrulz |
| "I'm With Stupid (He's a Loser)" | "I am 16 (He's a Boozer)" | BPrulz |
| "This Is Not" | "Hit My Crotch" | Mikey Boy |
| "The Only" | "My Drugs" | Cow man |
| "Cold" | "Old" | Klarissa |
| "Cold" | "Sold" | Jeff Lattea |
| "Push It" | "Push-Up" | S.T.G. |
| "Fix" | "Complete Nonsense" | Syphon |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Cold | Central Heating | Smokey McPot |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Fix | Drug Abuse helpline | brainstem |
| Love Dump | Bakery | Billy Boyd |
| Bled For Days | Tampon Ads | StarKnightGoku |
| Bled For Days | Hemophilia Treatment Center | Legion |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Closer Nine Inch Nails | The Trance Is The Motion Static-X | The Trance Is Closer Than The Motion | Redlocks |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Television Static
Television combined with Static-X
No more with Digital TV...maybe.
Submitted By: Frank Hotdog
Static On The Radio
Static-X combined with TV On The Radio
I wonder what their music would sound like...
Submitted By: Raphael
Misheard Lyrics:
"Destroyer"
Misheard Lyrics: Take a dump on a street corner.
Original Lyrics: Take it down with a steam hammer.
| "Fix"
Misheard Lyrics: Covered in yellow dog turd, vanilla flakes
Original Lyrics: Tune in, chill out, drop dead I need a fix
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"Lunatic"
Misheard Lyrics: Take my cellphone
Time to reload Original Lyrics: Take myself out
Time to reload | "Behemoth"
Misheard Lyrics: Verify It’s hard to see
Diffusing the tuna. Original Lyrics: Verify It’s hard to see
Diffusing the tune up. |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"I'm With Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics: I got pickles and onions.
Original Lyrics: I have become some one else.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Mcg For years, my friends and I thought it sounded like "pickles 'n' onions"...until we finally looked up the lyrics in the booklet enclosed with the CD. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Otsego Undead"
Better Lyrics:
Goatse go
Goatse go
Goatse go
Goatse go GO!
Goatse go
Goatse go
Goatse go GO!
Original Lyrics:
Otsego
Otsego
Otsego
Otsego GO!
Otsego
Otsego
Otsego GO!
Submitted by: agent nerve
"I'm With Stupid"
Better Lyrics:
Chaos Control
Chaos control he said
Chaos control he said
Original Lyrics:
He's a loser
He's a loser she said
He's a loser she said
Submitted by: DJ Kaito
"Ostesego Unded"
Better Lyrics:
Flock of Seagulls! Flock of Seagulls! Go!
Original Lyrics:
Ostesego! Ostesego! Go!
Submitted by: Gamblor
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Destroy All"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Destroy!
Destroy all! Why They're Repetitive: Somebody has a little anger problem. That's the whole song - he says that over and over again for 2 minutes and 19 seconds!
Submitted by: davey havok is my man
| "The Only"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Hypocrite, Lunatic, Fanatic, Heretic! (x 4)
Why They're Repetitive: That's craziness!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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| There are additional repetitive lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"This I Snot" originally "This Is Not"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Song Title Anagrams:
"Doily Oil Lurks" originally "Kill Your Idols"
Submitted by: Carmen Stokes
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Ecstatic originally "Static-X"
Surprised is not here instead of "New Band Names"
Submitted by: Hardrock
