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Song Parodies -> "Wimpyman"

Original Song Title:

"Skinnyman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Static-X

Parody Song Title:

"Wimpyman"

Parody Written by:

Phil "Taiki Ishumaru"

The Lyrics

this was written, in rotten tribute to the brats who kept on bugging me and threatened to call the cops whenever i was going to give payback for them hitting me.
I'm little girl
(3x)
who are you?

Leave me alone
(3x)
i'll sue you

Day after day, night after night
you pick on me
can't get away from you
you're 6 feet tall, i'm a 4 foot stump
come on don't pick on me i'm a

wimpyman
i'm telling on you, i'm telling on you!

i'll call the cops, i'll call the cops
if you touch me again
you'll go to jail, you'll go to jail
and then die and go to heaven

Day after day, night after night
you'll be beat up
they're gonna come pick on you
even the cops, even the cops
in your jail you're gonna be a

Wimpyman
I'm telling on you, i'm telling on you
inside, you're dead
when you go to jail they're gonna kill you

this boy thats talkin'
he's the brat
he taunts the other guy
as the rain comes down

as the taunting boy
gets caught in the act
he's down on his knees
threatening to call the police

call the police
(8x)

Wimpyman
You're a little brat, and a rat you wanna
call the police
because you're a coward, bratty coward

this boy thats talkin'
he's the good one
he's annoyed by the brat
as the rain comes down

as the taunting boy
gets caught in the act
in the end of it all
the cops don't come



yep. i hate those kids that poke you with a toothpick and then threaten to call the cops if you lay a finger on them.

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