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Song Parodies -> "I am 16 (He's a Boozer)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm With Stupid (He's a Loser)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Static-X

Parody Song Title:

"I am 16 (He's a Boozer)"

Parody Written by:

BPrulz

The Lyrics

Remember the days when you were underage and trying to get liquor?
Great lengths I've gone to
Great strain I've gone to
16, looking for booze I,
I am not 21 yet,
Outside in the cold, 21 degrees
Looking for old guys, looking
I wade through... Puke!

He's a boozer,
HE'S A BOOZER, SHE SAID!
He's a boozer,
HE'S A BOOZER, SHE SAID!

I am going to try it going to try it, hopefully buy it, hopefully buy,
Hope this fake ID will work
Oh know, clerk knows it, knows that it's fake, oh know,
he's going to call the cops

He's a boozer,
HE'S A BOOZER, SHE SAID!
He's a boozer,
HE'S A BOOZER, SHE SAID!

GO!
Great lengths I've gone to
Great strain I've gone to
16, looking for booze I,
I am not 21 yet,
Store clerk calling the cops
5-0 car pulls up, cops coming
I run through... snow!

He's a boozer,
He's a boozer

He's a boozer,
HE'S A BOOZER, SHE SAID!
He's a boozer,
HE'S A BOOZER, SHE SAID!
SHE SAID! SHE SAID! SHE SAID! SHE SAID!

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Huff - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Not too familiar with TOS but, 555 for the effort it seems to be right on. Funny too.

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