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Song Parodies -> "My Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"The Only"

Original Performer:

Static-X

Parody Song Title:

"My Drugs"

Parody Written by:

Cow man

The Lyrics

I hate you all
(intro)



I'm Smoking
Your Drinking
I just Fell
my joint is out

They put my head lower
as they put me
in the cop car

To heaven i wont go
i'm a killer
these are my drugs
i buy more
off the street
the cops follow
me everywhere

There trying to take these
as the bums make these
these are my only
these are my only drugs
if you want some
go talk to that bum

The only thing that ticks me off
is the always try to shoot me

They're mine
and you want some
go to hell and
go buy some
the guy is right there and
now hes leaving
if you dont screw off
i sware i will shoot you
you little f***ker
get down on your knees
and beg for mercy

There trying to take these
as the bums make these
these are my only
these are my only drugs
if you want some
go talk to that bum

The only thing that ticks me off
is the always try to shoot me

(solo)

Smokers and Drinkers and
Bums and Drug dealers

Smokers and Drinkers and
Bums and Drug dealers

Smokers and Drinkers and
Bums and Drug dealers

Smokers and Drinkers and
Bums and Drug dealers

There trying to take these
as the bums make these
these are my only
these are my only drugs
if you want some
go talk to that bum

The only thing that ticks me off
is the always try to shoot me

There trying to take these
as the bums make these
these are my only
these are my only drugs
if you want some
go talk to that bum

The only thing that ticks me off
is the always try to shoot me

(outro)
Dont you dare give me bad reviews

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