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Song Parodies -> "Old"

Original Song Title:

"Cold"

Original Performer:

Static X

Parody Song Title:

"Old"

Parody Written by:

Klarissa

The Lyrics

I know the last verse doesn't rhyme, but if you know how the original song goes then you'll get the pacing. (Meaning, that the original doesn't really rhyme either.) Enjoy!
You'll miss
The cars
You'll cry
You mar

His name
Old geezer
I'm fresh
You mar

Old
You're so old
You are so
Old
You're so old

No youth
Feed birds
Violence
It burns
Drooling
I laugh
Your teeth
Fall out

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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 2
 
 2   1
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 3   0
 1
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 4   0
 0
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 5   2
 2
 2
 

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