Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Hit My Crotch"

Original Song Title:

"This Is Not"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Static X

Parody Song Title:

"Hit My Crotch"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Hit my crotch
Hit my crotch
Hit my crotch
Its hurting!!!

In my bedroom
Waking from sleep
Tripped on the chair and hit my go nads
It was so painful
It was so painful
Talk about some suffering
Went to the doctor
Seeing the doctor
Balls are hurting
Gave me prescription
With his permission
Spread the cream four times a day

Hit my crotch on chair
Cut it on a knife
Now its swelling
Its painful!!!

Hit my crotch on chair
Cut it on a knife
Now its swelling
Its painful!!!

Playing with my friends
Baseball on bullpen
Standing out there i'm playing shortstop
Line drive is coming
Should have been running
Flew into my family jewels
This time I passed out
This time I passed out
Power sleeping
Rushed to the doctor
My double crotcher
Surgery, now I can't walk

Hit my crotch last week
Baseball into it
Now I can't pee
Its painful!!!

Hit my crotch last week
Baseball into it
Now I can't pee
Its painful!!!

Hit my crotch last week
Baseball into it
Now I can't pee
Its painful!!!
Its painful!!!


Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   2
 1
 1
 
 5   2
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Crotch Boy - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow!! Ur amazing. Must give 5's.
Johnny Mako - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate getting hit in the crotch...
tim - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I almost fell out of my chair reading this at the office while listening to the song. 5 stars!
Johnny Tombourine - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
gross..... but hilarious.... i wonder if it will ever happend to someone lol

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/staticx4.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 638