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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Static-X that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 63 misheard song lyrics for Static-X on amIright currently.

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"Anything But This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracker! Anything but this!
Under the anything but this one!
Cracker! That learn to it!
Oceans low! That learn to this one!
Original Lyrics:
Try, go anything but this
I've got to anything but this world
Try, go there's more to it
Options low, there's more to this world.
From the "Resident Evil" soundtrack.
"Anything But This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill me, anything but this
Kill me mom, strange to live through it.
Original Lyrics:
Give me, anything but this
Give me the strength to live through it.
"Behemoth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Verify It’s hard to see
Diffusing the tuna.
Original Lyrics:
Verify It’s hard to see
Diffusing the tune up.
"Black And White" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Faking mockers, it's stop and fight.
Original Lyrics:
Flickering colors, it's black and white.
"Black And White" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting to the rath
Getting to the road, getting pie
Getting to the rath
Getting to the boat, getting by.
Original Lyrics:
Getting to the right
Getting to the wrong, getting mine
Getting to the right
Getting to the wrong, getting high.
"Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow cones
We're snow cones
We are, snow cones!
Original Lyrics:
So cold
We're so cold
We are so cold!
"Destroyer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a dump in a steam hammer.
Original Lyrics:
Take it down with a steam hammer.
"Destroyer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a dump on a street corner.
Original Lyrics:
Take it down with a steam hammer.
"Dirthouse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicking puppies 'gaisnt the wall
Now cut off my arm!!
Original Lyrics:
Pick up the pieces
I want to call this my home
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coated in Jell-O,
drop dead banana sex
Original Lyrics:
Tune in, chill out,
drop dead I need a fix
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coated in
Jell-o
Chopped up banana sticks.
Original Lyrics:
Turn it in
Chill out
Drop dead, I need a fix.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in fellow condoms marijuana fix
Original Lyrics:
Tune in, chill out, drop dead. I need a fix
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cookies and jello, drumstick, banana bread.
Original Lyrics:
Turn it in, chill out, drop dead, I need a fix.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Covered in Jell-o drugs and banana fix
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill out, drop dead, I need a fix.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Covered in Jello, drug test the guinea pigs
Original Lyrics:
Tune in, chill out, drop dead I need a fix
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Covered in jello drop dead bannana fish
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill out, drop dead, I need to fix
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Covered in yellow dog turd, vanilla flakes
Original Lyrics:
Tune in, chill out, drop dead I need a fix
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cummin' in jello drop dead banana bitch
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill out, drop dead, I need to fix
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish! Fish! Fish!
I'm you um me
Please give me a fish.
Original Lyrics:
Fix! Fix! Fix!
I'm in you, you're in me
Please give me a fix.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flax! Flax! Flax! All of you yelling at me please carry on.
Original Lyrics:
Fix! Fix! Fix! I'm in you you're in me please give me a fix.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill 'em in Jello
Jump on the Crucifix.
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill out
Drop dead, I need a fix.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poopin' in Jello, Dropkick, Banana Face
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill out, drop dead I need a fix
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Premium Jello
Drop-dead banana fix.
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill-out
Drop dead, I need a fix.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pudding, Jello, drug test
I need a fix.
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill out, drop dead
I need to fix.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in Jell-O.
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill out.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in Jello
Drug-test banana mix.
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill-out, drop dead.
I need a fix.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in Jello
Drop dead banana fax.
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill out
Drop dead, I need a fix.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it in pull out drop dead the guinea pigs
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in chill out drop dead I need a fix
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex! Sex! Sex!
How could you yell at me on Thanksgiving y'all?
Original Lyrics:
Fix! Fix! Fix!
I'm in you you're in me please give me a fix.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuna fish, jello trucks
And Sir Didymus.
Original Lyrics:
Tune in, chill out
Drop dead, I need a fix.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuna fish, jello, drugged up banana mix
Original Lyrics:
Tune in, chill out, drop dead I need a fix
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuna mint jello
Drugged-up banana fix.
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill-out, drop dead.
I need a fix.
"Fix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tune it in jello drop down nanafix
Original Lyrics:
Tune it in, chill out, drop dead I need a fix
"Goat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, take a dump and go again.
Original Lyrics:
Turn around, freak out, drop out, goat.
"I'm With Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got pickles and onions.
Original Lyrics:
I have become some one else.
"I'm With Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These are blue, Sir.
Original Lyrics:
He's a loser.
"Kill Your Idols" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill the rhino.
Original Lyrics:
Kill your idols.
"Lunatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my cellphone
Time to reload
Original Lyrics:
Take myself out
Time to reload
"Ostego Undead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Off to see, go!
Original Lyrics:
Ostego
"Otsego Undead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Al Pacino, Al Pacino, Al Pacino go
Original Lyrics:
Otsego, Otsego, Otsego go
"Otsego Undead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a seagull I'm a seagull I'm a seagull, go
Original Lyrics:
Otsego, Otsego, Otsego go
"Otsego Undead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a seagull, I'm a seagull, I'm a seagull, I'm a seagull, so!
Original Lyrics:
Otsego, otsego, otsego, otsego, go!
"Otsego Undead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a seagull... gull
Original Lyrics:
Otsego... go
"Otsego Undead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a seagull
Original Lyrics:
Otsego
"Otsego Undead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the sea ghost
Original Lyrics:
Otsego
"Otsego Undead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Isolation
or
Otsegolation
Original Lyrics:
Otsego undead
"Otsego Undead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Odd seagull, odd seagull, odd seagull go!
Original Lyrics:
Otsego, otsego, otsego go!
"Permanence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Purple Nazis
Original Lyrics:
Permanence
"Permanence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Purple nuts
Original Lyrics:
Permanence
"Push It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, ya pusha
or
Guyapujapuja
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, you push it.
"Push It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah! You pussy!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah! You push it!
"Push It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah! You're bullshit
Original Lyrics:
Yeah! You push it
"Push It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, you bulls***
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, you push it.
"Push it"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan's Convulsions
Dan's Convulsions
Dan's Convulsions
Original Lyrics:
Yeah You push it
Yeah You push it
Yeah You push it
"Set It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!
Original Lyrics:
Take it! Take it! Take it!
"Start a War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some kind of Walrus
Original Lyrics:
I'll start a war with it.
"Structural Defect" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Instruction leaflet!
Original Lyrics:
Structural defect!
"Sweat Of The Bud" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna wipe the sweat off the butt.
With a sack I'll hit you in the head.
Giving up all indeed, I'm none
and when looking in I say Oooooh!
Original Lyrics:
Not enough sweat of the bud.
In a search of means to the end.
Giving up all in need of none
and I'm looking in from the out.
"The Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're frying to shake me
You're frying to bake me.
Original Lyrics:
You're trying to take me
You're trying to make me.
"This Is Not" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I say potato
You say the same old.
Original Lyrics:
I say I can't come
You say this ain't home.
"This Is Not" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I say you can't go
You say the same so.
Original Lyrics:
I say I can't come
You say this ain't home.
"Wisconsin Death Trip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bull**** I'm no phoney
Original Lyrics:
Push it on the phoney
"Wisconsin Death Trip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whats wrong? Don't you see you're a ding dong
Original Lyrics:
What's wrong? Don't you sing dong ding dong

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