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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Static-X's, "Anything But This"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Cracker! Anything but this!
Under the anything but this one!
Cracker! That learn to it!
Oceans low! That learn to this one!
The Real Lyrics:
Try, go anything but this
I've got to anything but this world
Try, go there's more to it
Options low, there's more to this world.
The Story: i thought someone was trying to feed him crackers, but he didn't want them and then he went to the beach. - Submitted by: Black Dragon
Static-X's, "Fix"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Coconut jello
Dropped in banana mix
The Real Lyrics:
Turn it in
Chill out
Drop dead, I need a fix.
The Story: Was hanging out with friends someone played this song and this one certain friend was singing along with the above lyrics. It was hysterical - Submitted by: Grape127
Static-X's, "I'm With Stupid"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I got pickles and onions.
The Real Lyrics:
I have become some one else.
The Story: For years, my friends and I thought it sounded like "pickles 'n' onions"...until we finally looked up the lyrics in the booklet enclosed with the CD. - Submitted by: Mcg

There are more Static-X misheard lyrics available.

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