Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Ugly Is Beautiful," David Usher | It is a contradiction | Peter Lau |
| "Ugly Is Beautiful," David Usher | Self-contradictory | Peter Lau |
| "Ultraviolet Dreams," Cypress Hill | Dreams aren't ultraviolet. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Un-Break My Heart," Toni Braxton | How do you 'Un-Break' something? Poor English. | George Straitjacket |
| "Unchain My Heart," Joe Cocker | Limbs can be chained, internal organs not | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Unchained Melody," The Righteous Brothers | A melody can't be chained or unchained. | Penelope Beckinsale |
| "Undress The World," The Milk Carton Kids | The world doesn't wear clothing; people do. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Unicorn," The Irish Rovers | Natalie Snortman | |
| "United States of Eurasia," Muse | Eurasia is two continents, not a country | Evan |
| "Universe Am I," Donovan | He is not the universe | KL Fan |
| "The Universe Is You," Sophie Ellis-Bextor | I don't feel NEARLY big enough for that! | R. Jeanine O'Succinate |
| "The Unnamed Feeling," Metallica | And that would be called? | Tasha Yar |
| "Until I Fall Away," Gin Blossoms | How do you fall away? | Rich |
| "Until the End of Time," Justin Timberlake | Time supposedly has no end.... | Ashley |
| "Up A Lazy River," The Mills Brothers | Laziness is not a possible attribute of rivers. | Karen Smith |
| "Up On A Cotton Cloud," The Colors Of Love | Clouds are made of water vapor, not cotton. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Up To My Neck In Love," Andy Butler | Love doesn't have depth. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Use My Third Arm," Pantera | 1) for what? 2)nobody in the band has a 3rd arm!!! | i rock so much |
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