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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with U

"Ugly Beauty," Thelonious MonkThis is an oxymoron. Beauty isn't ugly.Yvette Bristle
"Ugly Is Beautiful," David UsherIt is a contradictionPeter Lau
"Ugly Is Beautiful," David UsherSelf-contradictoryPeter Lau
"Ukulele Lady," Bette MidlerNo person is a musical instrument.Yvette Bristle
"Ukulele Man," Tony Orlando & DawnNo person is a musical instrument.Yvette Bristle
"Ultraviolet Dreams," Cypress HillDreams aren't ultraviolet.Yvette Bristle
"Umpteen Miles," Tommy ShawThere's no such number as umpteen.Heather Brockwell
"Un-Break My Heart," Toni BraxtonHow do you 'Un-Break' something? Poor English.George Straitjacket
"Unchain My Heart," Joe CockerLimbs can be chained, internal organs notSusanna Viljanen
"Unchain The Night," DokkenThe night cannot be chained to begin with!GlamRockNinjaLord
"Unchained Melody," The Righteous BrothersA melody can't be chained or unchained.Penelope Beckinsale
"Uncle Rough," Lee MorganDoes anyone have an uncle named Rough?Yvette Bristle
"Uncle Sam's On Mars," HawkwindUncle Sam is a fictional character.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Under A Glass Moon," Dream TheaterThe Moon is not made of glass.Yvette Bristle
"Under A Raging Moon," Roger DaltreyThe Moon cannot express rage.Opie M.
"Under A Spanish Moon," Herb AlpertThe Moon has no nationality.Yvette Bristle
"Under A Texas Moon," Ian WhitcombThe Moon does not belong to any U.S. state.Yvette Bristle
"Under a Violet Moon," Blackmore's NightThe moon isn't violet.Lefty Lucy
"Under and Over It," Five Finger Death PunchWell, which is it? Under or over? Can't be both!Garrison
"Under The Moon Of Love," ShowaddywaddyLove is an emotion and has no moon.Yvette Bristle
"Undress The World," The Milk Carton KidsThe world doesn't wear clothing; people do.Yvette Bristle
"The Unicorn," The Irish Rovers Natalie Snortman
"Union Of The Snake," Duran DuranSnakes do not have unions.Opie M.
"United States of Eurasia," MuseEurasia is two continents, not a countryEvan
"Universe Am I," DonovanHe is not the universeKL Fan
"The Universe Is You," Sophie Ellis-BextorI don't feel NEARLY big enough for that!R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Unlove Me," Julie RobertsOne can stop loving someone, but not unlove them.Heather Brockwell
"The Unnamed Feeling," MetallicaAnd that would be called?Tasha Yar
"Unskinny Bop," PoisonThere is no dance with that name.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Until I Fall Away," Gin BlossomsHow do you fall away?Rich
"Until the End of Time," Justin TimberlakeTime supposedly has no end....Ashley
"Untouched," The VeronicasYou can't 'untouch' somethingAlice
"Up A Lazy River," The Mills BrothersLaziness is not a possible attribute of rivers.Karen Smith
"Up On A Cotton Cloud," The Colors Of LoveClouds are made of water vapor, not cotton.Yvette Bristle
"Up To My Neck In Love," Andy ButlerLove doesn't have depth.Yvette Bristle
"Use My Third Arm," Pantera1) for what? 2)nobody in the band has a 3rd arm!!!i rock so much

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