Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> M
Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Mack The Knife," Bobby Darin | How Do You Mack The Knife ? | Lee Mccoy |
| "Mad Love," Linda Ronstadt | Love itself cannot be crazy. | Diddims |
| "Mad Love," Linda Ronstadt | Love cannot be angry. | David Bowie Knife |
| "Magic Bus ," The Who | a bus is not magic | weird kid106 |
| "Magic Carpet Ride," Steppenwolf | Natalie Snortman | |
| "Magneto And Titanium Man," Wings | FussBudget | |
| "Make The World Go Away," Ray Price | If you could, you'd go away with it, right? | Jim |
| "Make The World Go Away," Eddy Arnold | Heather Brockwell | |
| "Making Love Out Of Nothing At All," Air Supply | Natalie Snortman | |
| "Man In Someone Else's Skin," Fischer-Z | FussBudget | |
| "The Man Who Sold The World," Nirvana | Who sold the world? | Ninja Warior |
| "The Man Who Sold the World," David Bowie | The world has never been on sale | Susanna Viljanen |
| "The Man Who Sold The World," Nirvana | nobodys that rich! | Atrichoke_Man |
| "The Man Who Sold The World," Nirvana | One heck of a real estate broker!! | mandylee |
| "The Man With The Child In His Eyes," Kate Bush | Painful... | FussBudget |
| "Man Without A Face," Creed | Darn,I wish I could have met him | bob with 2 b's |
| "Mandolin Rain," Bruce Hornsby & The Range | FussBudget | |
| "Mandolin Wind," Rod Stewart | FussBudget | |
| "Map of the Problematique," Muse | "The Problematique" is not a geographic region. | Lizzie |
| "March Of The Dead," Story Of The Year | The dead can't march | Lou Quilson |
| "March Of The Pigs," Nine Inch Nails | Pigs can't really march, per se | Rock Maninoff |
| "Married To The Minus," Becoming the Archetype | weird kid106 | |
| "Marshmallow World," Kristin Chenoweth with John Pizzarelli | No world is made of marshmallows. | Emily |
| "May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose," Little Jimmie Dickens | That could never work. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Me Against The World," Simple Plan | Whew! Good luck Pierre! It's one BIG world! | Skratch |
| "Mercury Blues," Meatloaf | Too hot a planet for life to be there & have blues | Daphne Hughes |
| "Millennium Sun," Angra | weird kid106 | |
| "Mind's Eye," Wolfmother | Your mind doesn't have eyes | Ricky |
| "The Minute Men (Are Turning In Their Graves)," Stonewall Jackson | Not so. They're dead and just lying there. | Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington |
| "Mirror Man," Human League | A person cannot be made from a mirror. | John |
| "Money Burns a Hole in My Pocket," Dean Martin | just doesn't happen | Mark |
| "Money Talks," AC/DC | The presidents and the Queen can't talk on coins. | The Rev. A. Palgut |
| "Money Tree," MxPx | How can money grow on a tree? | prisoner20697 |
| "A Month Of Sundays," Don Henley | There's more than just Sunday in a month. | Larcen Tyler |
| "Moody River," Pat Boone | Rivers don't have moods. | Peter |
| "The Moon Got In My Eyes," Bing Crosby | When did the Moon shrink? | George Straitjacket |
| "Moon River," Andy Williams | There is no running water on Moon | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Moonwomb," Beyond Dawn | weird kid106 | |
| "More Human Than Human," White Zombie | You can't be more human, only human or not human. | Jess |
| "More Human Than Human," Rob Zombie | Red Ant | |
| "Morphing Into Nothing," Andromeda | weird kid106 | |
| "Mortification Under Scarlet Skies," The Knife Trade | The sky is not scarlet in colour. | weird kid106 |
| "Mother Nature's Son," The Beatles | Then who's the father? Christmas? Time? | Penny |
| "Mourning Air," Portishead | Air doesn't mourn. Lol. | Sean |
| "Moving In Stereo," The Cars | How do you move in stereo? | Wimpy |
| "Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo," South Park (TV) | ummm its a very strange song | Georgia J |
| "My Blue Tears," Rhonda Vincent | Tears are never blue colored | Amber Malone |
| "My Boy Lollipop," Millie Small | Lollipops have no 'gender'. | Linda Radnil |
| "My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down," The Ramones | Atrichoke_Man | |
| "My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down," The Ramones | Ouch | turkoizdog |
| "My Eyes Adored You," Frankie Valli | Eyes don't have emotions | Paul G |
| "My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama," Frank Zappa | Guitars are inanimate objects without desires. | Susanna Viljanen |
| "My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama," Frank Zappa | Heather Brockwell | |
| "My Heart Cries For You," Ray Charles | Hearts don't have tear ducts. | Peter |
| "My Heart Has A Mind Of It's Own ," Connie Francis | If it did your heart would survive death. So, NO! | Peter |
| "My Heart Is A Fist," Papa Roach | I think it pretty much speaks for itself. | Lizzie |
| "My Heart Is An Apple," Arcade Fire | Huh?!? That's all I have to say | Cat |
| "My Heart Is An Open Book," Carl Dobkins, Jr. | A heart is not made out of paper & leather binding | Peter |
| "My Heart Is the Worst Kind of Weapon," Fall Out Boy | I hope not! | Lizzie |
| "My Heart Will Go On," Celine Dion | Not without the rest of the body! | Psycho Librarian |
| "My Humps," Black Eyed Peas | Only camels have humps on their body | M parody |
| "My Mother the Car," Sammy Davis, Jr. | Didn't know cars gave birth | Mark |
| "My Paper Heart," All-American Rejects | Unless it's a Valentine's Day card | bottle of what |
| "My Shoes Keep Walking Back To You," Ray Price | Shoes can't walk; only their wearer can walk in em | Heather Brockwell |
| "My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died," Roger Miller | Was your uncle a trannie or something? | Offender |
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