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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Mack The Knife," Bobby DarinHow Do You Mack The Knife ?Lee Mccoy
"Mad Love," Linda RonstadtLove itself cannot be crazy.Diddims
"Mad Love," Linda RonstadtLove cannot be angry.David Bowie Knife
"Magic Bus ," The Whoa bus is not magicweird kid106
"Magic Carpet Ride," Steppenwolf Natalie Snortman
"Magneto And Titanium Man," Wings FussBudget
"Make The World Go Away," Ray PriceIf you could, you'd go away with it, right?Jim
"Make The World Go Away," Eddy Arnold Heather Brockwell
"Making Love Out Of Nothing At All," Air Supply Natalie Snortman
"Man In Someone Else's Skin," Fischer-Z FussBudget
"The Man Who Sold The World," NirvanaWho sold the world?Ninja Warior
"The Man Who Sold the World," David BowieThe world has never been on saleSusanna Viljanen
"The Man Who Sold The World," Nirvana nobodys that rich!Atrichoke_Man
"The Man Who Sold The World," NirvanaOne heck of a real estate broker!!mandylee
"The Man With The Child In His Eyes," Kate BushPainful...FussBudget
"Man Without A Face," CreedDarn,I wish I could have met himbob with 2 b's
"Mandolin Rain," Bruce Hornsby & The Range FussBudget
"Mandolin Wind," Rod Stewart FussBudget
"Map of the Problematique," Muse"The Problematique" is not a geographic region.Lizzie
"March Of The Dead," Story Of The YearThe dead can't marchLou Quilson
"March Of The Pigs," Nine Inch NailsPigs can't really march, per seRock Maninoff
"Married To The Minus," Becoming the Archetype weird kid106
"Marshmallow World," Kristin Chenoweth with John PizzarelliNo world is made of marshmallows.Emily
"May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose," Little Jimmie DickensThat could never work.Heather Brockwell
"Me Against The World," Simple PlanWhew! Good luck Pierre! It's one BIG world!Skratch
"Mercury Blues," MeatloafToo hot a planet for life to be there & have bluesDaphne Hughes
"Millennium Sun," Angra weird kid106
"Mind's Eye," WolfmotherYour mind doesn't have eyesRicky
"The Minute Men (Are Turning In Their Graves)," Stonewall JacksonNot so. They're dead and just lying there.Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Mirror Man," Human LeagueA person cannot be made from a mirror.John
"Money Burns a Hole in My Pocket," Dean Martinjust doesn't happenMark
"Money Talks," AC/DCThe presidents and the Queen can't talk on coins.The Rev. A. Palgut
"Money Tree," MxPxHow can money grow on a tree?prisoner20697
"A Month Of Sundays," Don HenleyThere's more than just Sunday in a month.Larcen Tyler
"Moody River," Pat BooneRivers don't have moods.Peter
"The Moon Got In My Eyes," Bing CrosbyWhen did the Moon shrink?George Straitjacket
"Moon River," Andy WilliamsThere is no running water on MoonSusanna Viljanen
"Moonwomb," Beyond Dawn weird kid106
"More Human Than Human," White ZombieYou can't be more human, only human or not human. Jess
"More Human Than Human," Rob Zombie Red Ant
"Morphing Into Nothing," Andromeda weird kid106
"Mortification Under Scarlet Skies," The Knife TradeThe sky is not scarlet in colour.weird kid106
"Mother Nature's Son," The BeatlesThen who's the father? Christmas? Time?Penny
"Mourning Air," PortisheadAir doesn't mourn. Lol.Sean
"Moving In Stereo," The CarsHow do you move in stereo?Wimpy
"Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo," South Park (TV)ummm its a very strange songGeorgia J
"My Blue Tears," Rhonda VincentTears are never blue coloredAmber Malone
"My Boy Lollipop," Millie SmallLollipops have no 'gender'.Linda Radnil
"My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down," The Ramones Atrichoke_Man
"My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down," The RamonesOuchturkoizdog
"My Eyes Adored You," Frankie ValliEyes don't have emotionsPaul G
"My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama," Frank ZappaGuitars are inanimate objects without desires.Susanna Viljanen
"My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama," Frank Zappa Heather Brockwell
"My Heart Cries For You," Ray CharlesHearts don't have tear ducts.Peter
"My Heart Has A Mind Of It's Own ," Connie FrancisIf it did your heart would survive death. So, NO!Peter
"My Heart Is A Fist," Papa RoachI think it pretty much speaks for itself.Lizzie
"My Heart Is An Apple," Arcade FireHuh?!? That's all I have to sayCat
"My Heart Is An Open Book," Carl Dobkins, Jr.A heart is not made out of paper & leather bindingPeter
"My Heart Is the Worst Kind of Weapon," Fall Out BoyI hope not!Lizzie
"My Heart Will Go On," Celine DionNot without the rest of the body!Psycho Librarian
"My Humps," Black Eyed PeasOnly camels have humps on their bodyM parody
"My Mother the Car," Sammy Davis, Jr.Didn't know cars gave birthMark
"My Paper Heart," All-American RejectsUnless it's a Valentine's Day cardbottle of what
"My Shoes Keep Walking Back To You," Ray PriceShoes can't walk; only their wearer can walk in emHeather Brockwell
"My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died," Roger MillerWas your uncle a trannie or something?Offender

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