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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with M

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Machine Head," BushHeads aren't machines.Phil
"Macho City," Steve Miller BandThere is no city with that name.Paul Bear
"Mack The Knife," Bobby DarinHow Do You Mack The Knife ?Lee Mccoy
"Mack The Knife," Bobby DarinNo person can be a knife.Old Man Edgar Winter
"Mad Love," Linda RonstadtLove itself cannot be crazy.Diddims
"Mad Season," Matchbox TwentySeasons don't have emotionsRich
"Mad Ship," FrostShips don't have emotionsFuture Backer
"Mad Ship," FrostShips have no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Mad World," Tears For FearsA world cannot feel anger.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Madame Librarian," Cast of 'The Music Man'No lady has the last name Librarian.Open Mike Knight
"Made Of Scars," Stone SourThis is just so ridiculous...G
"The Magi (The Heart Of Man's A Palace)," Peter, Paul, And MaryNobody's heart is a palace.Heather Brockwell
"Magic Bird Of Fire," The Salsoul OrchestraBirds aren't magical nor made of fire.Yvette Bristle
"Magic Bus," The WhoNo vehicle is truly magic.Alex
"Magic Carpet Ride," Steppenwolf Natalie Snortman
"Magic Carpet Ride," SteppenwolfYou can't ride on a magic carpet in real life.Natalie Benson
"Magic Fly," SpaceInsects are not magical.Candy Welty
"Magic Harmonica," Trevor RabinMusical instruments aren't magical.Yvette Bristle
"Magic In Your Eyes," Earl KlughEyes don't contain magic.Yvette Bristle
"Magic Is A Child," NektarMagic isn't a person.Yvette Bristle
"Magic Is The Moonlight," Julie LondonMoonlight isn't magical.Yvette Bristle
"Magic Man," HeartNo person is magic.Sheila Oh
"Magic Moon (Da Da Da Da Da!)," Peter FramptonThe Moon isn't magical.Yvette Bristle
"Magic Pig," Sesame Street (TV)No pig is magic.JohnHowarth
"Magic Power," TriumphPower is not magic.Odie Garfield
"Magic Saxophone," Jimmy CastorMusical instruments aren't magical.Yvette Bristle
"Magic Ship," FreeShips aren't magical.Yvette Bristle
"Magic Shoes," The PlaymatesCome on now, Shoes aren't magical.Yvette Bristle
"The Magic Touch," The PlattersNobody has that.Opie M.
"Magic Woman," MandreNo person is magical.Yvette Bristle
"Magical Eyes," DancerEyes aren't magical.Wanda Pierce
"Magical Mystery Tour," The BeatlesNo such tour of magic and mystery has existed.Peter
"Magneto And Titanium Man," Wings FussBudget
"The Majesty Of Rock," Spinal TapHow can a rock be majestic?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Make Me Your Baby," Barbara LewisA woman cannot turn into a baby.Sheila Oh
"Make My Head Go Pop," RoxetteHeads don't pop.Yvette Bristle
"Make Summer Last Forever," Lou ChristieThe length of a season can't be controlled.Yvette Bristle
"Make The World Go Away," Ray PriceIf you could, you'd go away with it, right?Jim
"Make The World Go Away," Eddy Arnold Heather Brockwell
"Making Love Out Of Nothing At All," Air Supply Natalie Snortman
"Mallet Ballet," Spyro GyraMallets can't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Mama Guitar," Don CornellNo guitar gives birth to baby guitars.Heather Brockwell
"Mama Guitar," Julius LaRosaMusical instruments are not mothers.Candy Welty
"Mama Had A Baby And His Head Popped Off," AtmospherePeople's heads don't pop off.Kara Oke
"Man In Someone Else's Skin," Fischer-Z FussBudget
"A Man Inside My Mouth," The CureA man can't fit in someone's mouth.Natalie
"Man Of Stone," John MayallPeople aren't made of stone.Yvette Bristle
"Man On The Silver Mountain," RainbowI've never seen a silver mountain.GlamRockNinjaLord
"The Man Who Can't Be Moved," The ScriptChallenge acceptedInsertnamehere
"The Man Who Dies Every Day," UltravoxYou only die once.Yvette Bristle
"The Man Who Never Died," Elton JohnAll men die, it's just a matter of when and how.Peter
"The Man Who Sold the World," David BowieThe world has never been on saleSusanna Viljanen
"The Man Who Sold The World," NirvanaWho sold the world?Ninja Warior
"The Man Who Sold The World," Nirvana nobodys that rich!Atrichoke_Man
"The Man Who Sold The World," NirvanaOne heck of a real estate broker!!mandylee
"The Man With The Child In His Eyes," Kate BushPainful...FussBudget
"Man Without A Face," CreedDarn,I wish I could have met himbob with 2 b's
"Man-Sized Job," Denise LaSalleJobs do not literally have sizes.Kate
"Mandolin Rain," Bruce Hornsby & The Range FussBudget
"Mandolin Wind," Rod Stewart FussBudget
"Manic Monday," The BanglesDays are incapable of having mental states.Peter
"Manimal," The GermsThere is no such wordAlexis D.
"Map of the Problematique," Muse"The Problematique" is not a geographic region.Lizzie
"March Of The Dead," Story Of The YearThe dead can't marchLou Quilson
"March Of The Pigs," Nine Inch NailsPigs can't really march, per seRock Maninoff
"Married To A Memory," Judy LynnOne can't marry a memory.Yvette Bristle
"Married To My Gun," Young BuckA person can't marry an inanimate object.Yvette Bristle
"Marry The Night," Lady GagaYou can't marry the night, It's not a person.Christy McDaniel
"Marry The Night," Lady GagaYou can't marry a time of day.Flipside
"Marry The Night," Lady GagaNight isn't something one can marry.Harriet Henderson
"Mars Needs Guitars," Hoodoo GurusNo one is there to play them.Sheena Weston
"Marshmallow World," Kristin Chenoweth with John PizzarelliNo world is made of marshmallows.Emily
"Mary's Little Boy Chile," Harry Simeone ChoraleChile is a country, not a boy.Melissa Conway
"Master Of The Moon," DioNo one can reign over a celestial body.GlamRockNinjaLord
"May I Spend Every Year With You," Dobie GrayHe can't, since he died in 2011.Yvette Bristle
"May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose," Little Jimmie DickensThat could never work.Heather Brockwell
"May the Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose," Little Jimmy DickensAny bird of paradise is BIGGER than a human nose!Shelley Potts
"Maybe For Sure," Deborah HarryMaybe can't be for sure or vice-versa.Billy Reuben
"Maybe I'm A Mockingbird," Keith SykesNo person can ever be a bird.Yvette Bristle
"Maybe We Can Go Back To Yesterday," Allman Brothers BandTime travel on such a scale is yet uninvented.Heather Brockwell
"Me Against The Night," Crystal GayleOne can't fight a night or lean against it.Paula Bland
"Me Against The World," Simple PlanWhew! Good luck Pierre! It's one BIG world!Skratch
"The Me I Never Knew," Matt MonroPeople know themselves.Yvette Bristle
"Me, I'm Not," Nine Inch NailsYou are yourself and no other person.Yvette Bristle
"Me, The Peaceful Heart," LuluPeople aren't hearts. They HAVE 'em, however.Yvette Bristle
"Mean Machine," Sugar RayMachines don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Mean Mr. Mustard," The BeatlesA jar of mustard cannot be a man.Brit Boxx
"Mean Old World," Rick NelsonThe world isn't able to be mean, it has no emotionPeter
"Mean Streets," Van HalenStreets do not possess emotions.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Medicine Hat," Son VoltMedicine doesn't wear hats.Heather Brockwell
"Mediocrity Is King," Paul ThornThere has never been a king named Mediocrity.Yvette Bristle
"Mediterranean Moon," The RaysThe Mediterranean Sea has no assigned moon.Yvette Bristle
"Meet Virginia," TrainL.I. if 'Virginia' refers to US state, not personGuest #1
"Melt My Heart To Stone," AdeleHearts can't be melted and can't become stone.Yvette Bristle
"Memories Of The Future," OliverThe future hasn't happened yet, so no memories.Yvette Bristle
"Memories Of Tomorrow," Terry ThomasYou can't have memories of the future.Yvette Bristle
"The Memory Followed Me Home," Alan DeanMemories can't follow anyone.Yvette Bristle
"The Memory Of Water," MarillionWater doesn't have a memory.Yvette Bristle
"The Memory Of Your Smile," Mother EarthSmiles don't have memories.Yvette Bristle
"Memory Tree," The VelairesTrees aren't made of memories.Yvette Bristle
"A Memory Walks The Floor," Dorsey Ray ParsonsNo it doesn't. Memories can't walk.Yvette Bristle
"Mental Hopscotch," Missing PersonsWho draws the chalk lines?Peter
"Mercedes Boy," PebblesMercedes, as a given name, is for girls, not boys.Quyjibo
"Mercedes Boy," PebblesNo person is a car, although you can drive one..Peter
"Mercury Blues," MeatloafToo hot a planet for life to be there & have bluesDaphne Hughes
"Mercury Blues," Meat LoafMercury pigments like cinnabar are red, not blueSusanna Viljanen
"Mercy Of The Moon," Marty BalinCelestial bodies are incapable of having mercy.Yvette Bristle
"Merry-Go-Round Of Love," Susan RayeLove is an emotion, not an amusement ride.Yvette Bristle
"Metal Gods," Judas PriestGods are not made of metal!GlamRockNinjaLord
"Metal Madness," Slightly StoopidMetal has no emotions.Candy Welty
"Metal Will Never Die," DioMetal is not alive; it never was...GlamRockNinjaLord
"Method Of Modern Love," Daryl Hall and John OatesAgain, the emotion, love hasn't changed over time.Peter
"Mexican Moon," Concrete BlondeThe Moon has no nationality.Yvette Bristle
"Mexican Radio," Wall of VoodooRadios have no nationality.Steve
"Midnight City," M83There is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Midnight Rocks," Al StewartThere's no such thing.Brit Boxx
"Midnight Sunshine," Dave AntrellIt's dark at midnight.Yvette Bristle
"Mighty Clouds Of Joy," B.J. ThomasJoy doesn't take the form of clouds.Yvette Bristle
"Miles Don't Mean Anything," Eye AlaskaA Mile means 5280 feet or 1.609344 kilometers.Heather Brockwell
"Miles From Nowhere," Cat StevensNowhere isn't on the map.Ian Andout
"Mill Girls Don't Sing Or Dance," The Serendipity SingersSome of them do.Yvette Bristle
"Million Dollar Baby," Ava MaxBabies cannot cost a million dollars.Dongquan
"Million Dollar Bill," Whitney HoustonThere is no such denomination of currency.Yvette Bristle
"Million Dollar Smile," Paul GilbertNo smile is worth that much.Yvette Bristle
"A Million Miles From Nowhere," The EchoesA million miles from some location, not nowhere.Yvette Bristle
"Mind With A Heart of Its Own," Tom PettyOne's mind has no heart.Mike
"Mind's Eye," WolfmotherYour mind doesn't have eyesRicky
"The Minute Men (Are Turning In Their Graves)," Stonewall JacksonNot so. They're dead and just lying there.Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Miracles Out Of Nowhere," KansasThey have to come from somewhere.Yvette Bristle
"Mirror Man," Human LeagueA person cannot be made from a mirror.John
"The Mirrors In My Mind," Jackson 5Minds do not have mirrors.Reggie Pillbox
"Misery Is A Butterfly," Blonde RedheadMisery is a state of mind, not a butterflyBeverly Stiles
"Misery Loves My Company," Three Days GraceMisery is not tangible!Rad
"Miss Independent," Kelly Clarkson'Independent' is not a surname.Steve
"Miss Movin' On," Fifth Harmony"Movin' On" is an invalid surname.Dongquan
"Misty Mountain Hop," Led ZeppelinMountains do not hop.Opie M.
"Mix Me A Person," Adam FaithPeople can't be created from mixes. Yvette Bristle
"Modern Love," David BowieThe emotion of love doesn't change with the times.Peter
"A Moment Suspended in Time," UnderoathTime cannot be suspendedEvan
"Money Burns a Hole in My Pocket," Dean Martinjust doesn't happenMark
"Money Burns A Hole In My Pocket," Dean MartinMoney doesn't burn holes.Yvette Bristle
"Money Changes Everything," Cyndi LauperThere are things that money has no effect on.Heather Brockwell
"Money Greases The Wheels," Ferlin HuskyMoney doesn't grease anything.Yvette Bristle
"Money Grows On Trees," The Rockin' BerriesAw, that's just wishful thinkingLindsey Shawl
"Money Grows On Trees," The Rockin' BerriesDefinitely not!Yvette Bristle
"Money Honey," The DriftersHoney would not be a good form of currency.Peter
"Money Makes The World Go Round," Liza MinelliNo currency does this. It is the sun's gravity.Peter
"Money Talks," AC/DCThe presidents and the Queen can't talk on coins.The Rev. A. Palgut
"Money Tree," MxPxHow can money grow on a tree?prisoner20697
"Money's Too Tight To Mention," Simply RedBut a song title has mentioned it already!Edie Gonzalez
"Monkey Dog," O.V. WrightA hybrid animal that can't exist.Yvette Bristle
"Monkey Man," The Rolling StonesA man cannot literally be a monkey.Rock Maninoff
"Monkey Man," The ImperialsNo man is (literally) a monkey.Yvette Bristle
"A Month Of Sundays," Don HenleyThere's more than just Sunday in a month.Larcen Tyler
"Moody River," Pat BooneRivers don't have moods.Peter
"Moon Dog," Prefab SproutNo dogs live on the Moon.Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Moon Dreams," Miles DavisNo moon is capable of dreaming.Yvette Bristle
"The Moon Got In My Eyes," Bing CrosbyWhen did the Moon shrink?George Straitjacket
"Moon Hang Low," The Incredible String BandThe Moon is not low.Yvette Bristle
"Moon Love," Glenn MillerThe moon doesn't feel the emotion of love.Peter
"Moon Madness," Claudine ClarkThe Moon has no emotions.Candy Welty
"The Moon On My Pillow," Jimmy DorseyIt's too big to fit on a pillow.Yvette Bristle
"Moon Over Miami," Ray CharlesThe Moon shines everywhere, not just Miami.Opie M.
"Moon River," Andy WilliamsThere is no running water on MoonSusanna Viljanen
"Moon Talk," Perry ComoThe Moon can't speak.Yvette Bristle
"The Moon Will Weep," Monty BabsonThe moon doesn't cry.Yvette Bristle
"The Moon's A Harsh Mistress," Joe CockerThe Moon is neither a mistress or harsh.Francis A. Sissy
"Moonburn," Bing CrosbyThe moon can't burn anyone or anything.Yvette Bristle
"Moondance," Van MorrisonThe moon does not dance.Lance Crackers
"Moondance," Van MorrisonNobody I know can do both at the same time!neptunevsmars
"Moongirl," Barclay James HarvestPeople aren't moons.Yvette Bristle
"Moonlight Becomes You," Bing CrosbyMoonlight can't be transformed into a person.Yvette Bristle
"Moonlight Dancing," Earl KlughLight doesn't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Moonlight Feels Right," StarbuckMoonlight really doesn't feel anything.Peter
"Moonshadow," Cat StevensA moon cannot cast a shadow.Frosty The Cat
"Moontan," Jeris RossOne can't get tanned from moonlight.Yvette Bristle
"Moonwomb," Beyond DawnThere is no such thingLefty Lucy
"Moonwomb," Beyond Dawn weird kid106
"More Human Than Human," White ZombieYou can't be more human, only human or not human. Jess
"More Human Than Human," Rob Zombie Red Ant
"Morning Has Broken," Cat StevensMorning does not literally break.Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Mother Country Music," Lee HazlewoodMusic is not a parent.Yvette Bristle
"Mother Freedom," BreadFreedom is not a parent.Yvette Bristle
"Mother Music," The Eddie Boy BandMusic is not a parent.Yvette Bristle
"Mother Nature's Son," The BeatlesThen who's the father? Christmas? Time?Penny
"Mother Popcorn," James BrownPopcorns do not have mothers.Dave Shavoo
"Motherless Child," SweetwaterAll children are born to mothers.Yvette Bristle
"Motherless Children," OdettaAll children are born to mothers.Yvette Bristle
"Motorcycle Blues," Jesse Colin YoungMotor vehicles don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Motorcycle Mama," SailcatMotorcycles don't procreateFiona Montrose
"Mountain Brain," The Heavy Metal Experience IncidentMountains do not have brains.Yvette Bristle
"Mountain Of Love," Charley PrideA mountain is not made of love.Odie Garfield
"Mourning Air," PortisheadAir doesn't mourn. Lol.Sean
"Mouth Like Midol," Kill HannahExcuse me?! This title makes no sense whatsoever!Isac
"Move Away A Little Closer," Don WintersThis title contradicts itself.Yvette Bristle
"Moving In Stereo," The CarsHow do you move in stereo?Wimpy
"Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo," South Park (TV)ummm its a very strange songGeorgia J
"Mr. 5 Minutes," Holly McNarlandNo 5-minute period is a man, or even a person.Heather Brockwell
"Mr. Big Stuff," Jean KnightThere is no man named Big Stuff.Sheila Oh
"Mr. Blue Sky," Electric Light OrchestraThe sky cannot be a man (or any person).Rock Maninoff
"Mr. Businessman," Ray StevensThere are no men with that surname.Odie Garfield
"Mr. Cellophane," John C. ReillyA man cannot be sticky tale.Odie Garfield
"Mr. Chainsaw," HereticNo one has the name Chainsaw.Yvette Bristle
"Mr. Controversy," Anthony BThere is nobody with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Mr. Dieingly Sad," The CrittersI don't believe this was a real name.Peter
"Mr. DNA," DevoDNA is not anyone's last name...GlamRockNinjaLord
"Mr. Downtown," Freddy FredricksonNo one has 'Downtown' as an actual surnameJoe
"Mr. Factory," The ArchiesNo one has 'Factory' as a surname.Quyjibo
"Mr. Know It All," Kelly ClarksonNobody knows everything.Heather Brockwell
"Mr. Lonely," Bobby Vinton"Lonely" is not an actual surname.Steve
"Mr. Personality," Gillette'Personality' is not an actual surname.Richard O'Shea
"Mr. Radio," Linda RonstadtRadios don't have a gender.Yvette Bristle
"Mr. Roboto," Styx"Roboto" is not an actual last name.Pete
"Mr. Sad," Marc Almond'Sad' is no one's real last name.Ann
"Mr. Saxobeat," Alexandra StanSaxobeat is not a surname anywhere in the world.Ed
"Mr. Scary," DokkenScary is no one's real last name.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Mr. Sun, Mr. Moon," Paul Revere And The RaidersCelestial bodies have no gender.Yvette Bristle
"Mr. Tambourine Man," The ByrdsHumans are not musical instruments.Peter
"Mr. Tambourine Man," The ByrdsMusical instruments aren't people.Susanna Viljanen
"Mr. Wishing Well," Nat King Cole'Wishing Well' cannot be anyone's name.Yvette Bristle
"Mrs. Potato Head," Melanie Martinez A person's head can't be a potato.JohnHowarth
"Ms. New Booty," Bubba SparxxxNobody has the surname "New Booty"Kerry
"Mudmen," Pink FloydPeople cannot be constructed out of mud.Nitwit
"The Muffin Man," Greg And StevePeople are not muffins, and vice-a-versa.Stu L. Pigeon
"Mumblin' Guitar," Bo DiddleyMusical instruments don't mumble.Yvette Bristle
"Muscle Museum," MuseThere's no museum for show the muscle, unless you build itNurul
"Muscle Of Love," Alice CooperLove does not have muscles.Auntie Gin
"Music Fills My Burp," Biff RoseBurps aren't musical.Yvette Bristle
"Music Gets The Best Of Me," Sophie Ellis-BextorSo how does she ever finish singing a song?Heather Brockwell
"Music In My Bones," Joe SimonBones don't contain music.Yvette Bristle
"Music Is Lethal," Mick RonsonMusic doesn't kill.Yvette Bristle
"Music Is My Boyfriend," Skye SweetnamMusic is not a person.Yvette Bristle
"Music Is The Light," Marty BalinMusic is not a light.Yvette Bristle
"The Music Never Stopped," The Grateful DeadThe music must stop sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Music Of The Sun," RihannaThe sun doesn't have music.Yvette Bristle
"Music Plans," Yellow Magic OrchestraMusic is incapable of planning.Yvette Bristle
"Music To My Heart," Patti AustinHearts can't experience music.Yvette Bristle
"Must Be Santa," LeAnn RimesSanta (Claus) is not real.Jeremy
"My Abstract Heart," Herb AlpertHearts aren't abstract.Yvette Bristle
"My Apocalypse," MetallicaNo one can own the end of days.GlamRockNinjaLord
"My Arms Are A House," Hank SnowUhm, no, they most certainly are not.Yvette Bristle
"My Believing Heart," Joni JamesHearts are incapable of believing.Candy Welty
"My Blue Heaven," Fats DominoHeaven isn't just colored blue.Sarah
"My Blue Tears," Rhonda VincentTears are never blue coloredAmber Malone
"My Body's A Zombie For You," Dead Man's BonesZombies are but a myth, and a body can't be one,JC Foster
"My Boy Lollipop," Millie SmallLollipops don't have any gender!Mitch
"My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down," The Ramones Atrichoke_Man
"My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down," The RamonesOuchturkoizdog
"My Brave Face," Paul McCartneyA face itself cannot experience bravery.Brit Boxx
"My Camera Never Lies," Bucks Fizz That's because it doesn't have a mouth to speak.Peter
"My Clone Sleeps Alone," Pat BenatarNo humans have so far been cloned.Teresa Christie
"My Eyes Adored You," Frankie ValliEyes don't have emotionsPaul G
"My Eyes Tell Me You Love Me," Bobby GibsonEyes can't speak.Yvette Bristle
"My Foolish Heart," Frank SinatraHearts can't experience foolishness.Yvette Bristle
"My Future Just Passed," The High HattersThe future isn't even here yet.Yvette Bristle
"My Girl Is A Pearl," Jimmy AllenPeople aren't pearls. (Unless Pearl is her name.)Candy Welty
"My Girl Lollipop," Bad MannersLollipops don't have gender.Petey
"My Girlfriends Are My Boyfriend," Demi LovatoA girlfriend a boyfriend are of opposite sexes.JohnHowarth
"My Give A Damn's Busted," Jo Dee Messina"Give a damn" is no breakable physical entity.Sheena Weston
"My Guitar Lies Bleeding In My Arms," Tuff DartsMusical instruments don't bleed.Yvette Bristle
"My Guitar Lies Bleeding In My Arms," Bon JoviA Guitar is an inanimate object so it can't bleedRich
"My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama," Frank ZappaGuitars can't kill or think; they're just objectsClever Name
"My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama," Frank ZappaGuitars are inanimate objects without desires.Susanna Viljanen
"My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama," Frank Zappa Heather Brockwell
"My Head's In Mississippi," ZZ TopHow could you have lost your head in Mississippi?Isac
"My Heart Belongs To Daddy ," Marilyn MonroeHer heart belongs to her; Daddy already has one.Sheila Oh
"My Heart Commands Me," Lee StirlingHearts can't issue commands.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Cries," Karyn WhiteHearts don't cry.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Cries For You," Ray CharlesHearts don't have tear ducts.Peter
"My Heart Goes Bang (Get Me To The Doctor)," Dead Or AliveHearts don't make explosive sounds.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Has A Conscience," The Abbott SingersHearts don't have consciences.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Has A Mind Of Its Own ," Connie FrancisIf it did your heart would survive death. So, NO!Peter
"My Heart Has Told Me What To Do," Jeannie ThomasHearts can't say anything.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Has Wings," Nancy LeeHearts don't have wings.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Holds On," Tricia Leigh FisherHearts can't grasp anything.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Is A Ball Of String," The RangoonsHearts aren't balls of string.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Is A Chapel," Solomon BurkeHearts aren't chapels, or any kind of buildings.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Is A Fist," Papa RoachI think it pretty much speaks for itself.Lizzie
"My Heart Is A Stereo," Maroon 5Hearts aren't stereos.Wanda Pierce
"My Heart Is An Apple," Arcade FireHuh?!? That's all I have to sayCat
"My Heart Is An Open Book," Carl Dobkins, Jr.A heart is not made out of paper & leather bindingPeter
"My Heart Is Crying," DionysusHearts can't cry.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Is the Worst Kind of Weapon," Fall Out BoyI hope not!Lizzie
"My Heart Is Yours," Wilbert HarrisonTwo people can't share the same heart.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Keeps Following You," The Serendipity SingersHearts don't follow.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Knows," Jamie SlocumHearts don't have the ability to know.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Knows Your Heart," Debbie HaleyHearts are incapable of knowing.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Lied," Five Finger Death PunchA heart is incapable of telling lies.Garrison
"My Heart Speaks Out," FlipBoyHearts can't talk.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Stopped Beating," Rock CityIf so, you'd be dead and unable to sing.Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Will Go On," Celine DionNot without the rest of the body!Psycho Librarian
"My Heart Would Know," Al MartinoHearts don't have the ability to know anything.Candy Welty
"My Heart's Got The Blues," The Five C'sHearts are incapable of emotion.Yvette Bristle
"My Humps," Black Eyed PeasOnly camels have humps on their bodyM parody
"My Immortal," EvanescenceNo one is that!Peter
"My Jealous Eyes," Patti PageEyes don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"My Knees Turn To Jelly," Jack RenoKnees don't turn to jelly.Yvette Bristle
"My Last Breath," The Hired GunsYou couldn't sing a whole song in just one breath.Yvette Bristle
"My Latin Sky," Tom BrowneThe sky has no nationality.Yvette Bristle
"My Life Has Been A Song," Bee GeesPeople's lives are not songs.Yvette Bristle
"My Life In Reverse," Maximo ParkYou can't live your life in reverse.Yvette Bristle
"My Lips Are Sealed," Jim ReevesNot if he's singingWendy Torrance
"My Love Is A Fire," Donny OsmondLove is an emotion and is not a fire.Yvette Bristle
"My Love Is A Rainbow," Little Anthony & The ImperialsLove is not a rainbow.Yvette Bristle
"My Love Is All I Know," Melissa ManchesterYou know more than that.Yvette Bristle
"My Love Is Pink," SugababesLove doesn't have a colorHeather Brockwell
"My Love Will Follow You," The Continental GemsLove doesn't follow people around.Yvette Bristle
"My Man Is a Two-Timer," Marcia BallA man can't literally be a timer (timing device)Natalie Benson
"My Mind Is For Sale," Jack JohnsonAnd how, pray tell, can you buy a mind?Frosty The Cat
"My Mind Is Gone," ZZ TopIf it's true, then you can't be singing.Yvette Bristle
"My Mind Just Don't Fit My Head," Tommy StrangeYour mind is entirely in your head.Yvette Bristle
"My Mother the Car," Sammy Davis, Jr.Didn't know cars gave birthMark
"My Name Is Death," The Incredible String BandI doubt that anyone's actual name is Death.Yvette Bristle
"My Name Is Emmett Till," Emmylou HarrisNo. Your name is Emmylou Harris.Yvette Bristle
"My Name Is Mud," Eddie RambeauNo. Your name is Eddie. Is anyone named "Mud"?Yvette Bristle
"My Name Is Mud.," PrimusActually, his name is Les.Owen Money
"My Name Is On Your Heart," Steve ClaytonWas it tattooed on?!Yvette Bristle
"My Nonstop Flight To Glory," The Blackwood BrothersThe flight must stop sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"My Own Prison," CreedA person can't have their own prison.Steve
"My Own Universe," Stan RidgwayNo person can have a universe of their own.Yvette Bristle
"My Paper Heart," All-American RejectsUnless it's a Valentine's Day cardbottle of what
"My Personal Moon," Madison ParkOne can't have a moon all to oneself.Yvette Bristle
"My Plastic Heart," FrostNo heart is made of plastic.Heather Brockwell
"My Problems Got Problems," Merl SaundersProblems don't have problems.Yvette Bristle
"My Shoes Keep Walking Back To You," Ray PriceShoes can't walk; only their wearer can walk in emHeather Brockwell
"My Shy Violet," The Mills BrothersShyness is not a potential attribute of flowers.Heather Brockwell
"My Side Of The Sky," Cashman, Pistilli & WestOne can't own part of the sky.Yvette Bristle
"My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark," Fall Out BoySongs are incapable of knowing anything.Candy Welty
"My Special Angel," Bobby HelmsThere are no angels that are special.Old Man Edgar Winter
"My Stars," Alice CooperI don't even think Alice can own stars, yet. Peter
"My Teeth Are A Drumset," Paul GilbertTeeth aren't musical instruments.Yvette Bristle
"My Tornado At Rest," Concrete BlondeNo one can own a tornado; they don't rest.Yvette Bristle
"My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died," Roger MillerWas your uncle a trannie or something?Offender
"My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died," Roger MillerUncle is a male entity so it should be he,not she.Alex
"My Whole World Ended (The Moment You Left Me)," David RuffinThe world hasn't ended.Yvette Bristle
"My Whole World Is Falling Down," Brenda LeeThe world doesn't fall down.Yvette Bristle
"My World Is Empty Without You," The SupremesWhat about all the other people on it?Peter
"My Year Is A Day," Arch Of TriumphA year has 365 or 366 days.Yvette Bristle

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