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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"T.V. Eye," Wylde RatttzDo you feel like you're being watched?turkoizdog
"Take Me Home, Country Roads," John DenverRoads just lie there. They can't take me anywhereDoug Montgomery
"Take These Chains From My Heart," Ray CharlesWith chains on his heart, he wouldn't be singing.Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"Tear The Roof Off The Sucker," ParliamentDo suckers have roofs? No way!crazydon
"Tearin' Up My Heart," N'SyncIf your heart was torn up, you'd die.Megan
"Teenagers From Mars," The NetworkThere's no life on MarsAmanda
"Teeth The Size Of Piano Keys," ChiodosPicture it. Go ahead, do it. Morgan
"Tell It To My Heart," Taylor DayneI didn't know your heart had ears!Larcen Tyler
"Tell It To The Rain," The Four SeasonsThe rain can't be told anything.Pam Tabor
"That Girl Is A Cowboy," Garth Brooks Natalie Snortman
"There Is No Arizona," Jamie O'NealIs so! (I've been there and seen it.)Jessica Childress
"There's A Gold Mine In The Sky," Pat BooneNo there isn't, it would break laws of gravity. Peter
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere," Dwight YoakamThat would be somewhere I believePinmonkeyJunkie
"Three Headed Mind Pollution," Infectious Groovesspeaks for itself.i rock so much
"Three Times A Lady," CommodoresNot unless she keeps having sex changesBob Sponaugle
"Thunderstruck," AC/DCThat must have hurtMUNKEYMAN
"Ticket To Heaven," 3 Doors Downi want one.i rock so much
"Ticket to Ride," The BeatlesHow do you ride a ticket?Bobby
""Til A Tear Becomes A Rose," Lorrie MorganNot a possible transformation.Tiffany Furlong
"Time (Clock Of The Heart)," Culture ClubHearts don't have clocks or tell time.Peter
"Time In A Bottle," Jim CroceYou can't place time inside a bottleAlan the Ottoman
"Time Is Running Out," MuseSince when is time limited?Lizzie
"Time Stand Still," RushWon't ever happen.Peter
"Time Stands Still," The All-American RejectsTell me when that happens...Melissa
"Time Wont Let Me Go," The BraveryTime couldn't prevent you from movingGino S.
"Tin Man," America FussBudget
"To Hell And Back," VenomOnce you're in Hell, you can't come backheavymetal
"To The Door Of The Sun," Al MartinoThe sun has no door!Heather Brockwell
"Tomorrow Comes Today," Gorillaz nope, Deffinately Not PossibleAnonymous
"Tomorrow Never Knows," Beatleswhen did days become sentient beings?sloatead
"Too Much Love Will Kill You," Brian MayLove is an emotion,not a disease.Natasha
"Too Much Love Will Kill You," QueenHuh?That's all I can say.Natasha
"Total Eclipse of the Heart," Bonnie TylerHow does someone's heart block the sun?Glenn
"Touch the Sky," Kanye WestThe sky is just air so technically you can't.Ricky
"Touched By An Angel," Celine DionImpossible unless Michael Jackson is now an angel.Silver Power
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart," Stone Temple PilotsI hate it when that happensMatt
"Turn Back Time," AquaDo they expect to do this with their bare hands?Devil Jones
"Turn The World Around The Other Way," Eddy Arnold Heather Brockwell
"Turn You Inside Out," R.E.M.ewwwww!!!Sean
"Turning Japanese," The VaporsYou can only be born Japanese, you can't become itNed Riley
"Turning Japanese," VaporsEither ya is or ya isn't, pal!Offender
"The Twelfth Of Never," Johnny MathisNo Such DateJessica Childress
"The Twelve Days Of Christmas," TraditionalNOT impossible; 12 days of Xmas = Dec 25 - Jan 5.Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Two Divided By Love," The Grass RootsTwo can only be divided by another numberRaphael
"Two Faces Have I," Lou ChristieNo one since Janus had two facesNaomi Swanson
"Two Hearts," Phil CollinsYou're usually born with one.Paul Warren
"Two Is One," Andromeda weird kid106

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