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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with T

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"T.V. Eye," Wylde Ratttz	Do you feel like you're being watched?	turkoizdog
"Take A Course In Happiness," Stevie Wonder	There's no such thing in any school I know of.	Yvette Bristle
"Take Me Home, Country Roads," John Denver	Roads just lie there. They can't take me anywhere	Doug Montgomery
"Take Me In Your Eyes," Roy Harper	Eyes can't take people.	Candy Welty
"Take My Breath Away," Berlin	You can't really do that unless you're a vacuum.	Larcen Tyler
"Take My Heart," Chris Isaak	You can't take anybody's heart	Rich
"Take These Chains From My Heart," Ray Charles	With chains on his heart, he wouldn't be singing.	Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"Take Your Love And Shove It," Kane's Cousins	Love can't be shoved.	Yvette Bristle
"Talk Dirty To Me," Poison	Talk cannot accumulate dirt, grime, or pollutants.	Wanda Ruppendown
"Talk Soup," Weird Al Yankovic	No such soup has ever been cooked.	Roger
"Talk To Me Lonesome Heart," James O'Gwynn	Hearts can't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"Talking Back To The Night," Steve Winwood	1-sided conversation; night has no mouth or ears	Peter
"Talking To The Moon," Bruno Mars	How is the moon going to talk back?	NayNay
"Talking Trees," Indiana Beach	Trees can't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"Tangled Up In Blue," Bob Dylan	How does one get tangled up in a color?	Peter
"Tango Of The Drums," Les Baxter	Musical instruments can't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Tap Your Troubles Away," Cole Porter	Your troubles won't go away just by tapping.	Tara Page
"Tapioca Tundra," The Monkees	The tundra isn't made of tapioca.	Yvette Bristle
"Tattle Tale Eyes," Sonny Sims	Eyes don't tattle.	Yvette Bristle
"Taxi Dancing," Rick Springfield & Randy Crawford	Taxis don't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Tear Drop City," The Monkees	There is no city with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Tear The Roof Off The Sucker," Parliament	Do suckers have roofs? No way!	crazydon
"Teardrops In My Heart," Joe Barry	Hearts don't contain tears.	Yvette Bristle
"Teardrops On My Guitar," Taylor Swift	so THAT'S what gives them that wailing effect!	flipside
"Teardrops Will Kiss The Morning Dew," Alison Krauss	Teardrops have no lips,so they can't kiss anything	Karen Smith
"Tearin' Up My Heart," N'Sync	If your heart was torn up, you'd die.	Megan
"Tears Are Only Rain," Tex Williams	Tears aren't rain at all.	Yvette Bristle
"Tears Don't Fall," Bullet For My Valentine	Like all matter, they're not exempt from gravity.	Heather Brockwell
"Tears From My Heart," Thurston Harris	Hearts don't produce tears. Eyes do.	Yvette Bristle
"Tears In Heaven," Eric Clapton	Skies only cry rain	Christy McDaniel
"Tears Of The Earth," David Hallyday	The Earth doesn't produce tears.	Yvette Bristle
"Teenage Heaven," Eddie Cochran	There is no such thing	Susanna Viljanen
"Teenagers From Mars," The Kinks	When have any left Mars to be "from" there?	Karen Smith
"Teenagers From Mars," The Network	There's no life on Mars	Amanda
"Teeth The Size Of Piano Keys," Chiodos	Picture it. Go ahead, do it.	Morgan
"Telegraph Your Love," Pointer Sisters	One cannot telegraph his or her love to another	Isac
"Tell It To My Heart," Taylor Dayne	I didn't know your heart had ears!	Larcen Tyler
"Tell It To The Rain," The Four Seasons	The rain can't be told anything.	Pam Tabor
"Tell My Friends I'm Dead," New Found Glory	A dead person can't give commands.	Yvette Bristle
"Temptation Eyes," The Grass Roots	Huh?	Rich
"Ten Thousand Lonely Drums," Modern Talking	Musical instruments don't have feelings.	Yvette Bristle
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off," Joe Nichols	Tequila can't induce wardrobe malfunctions.	Eileen McKenzie
"Tequila Sunrise," The Eagles	Alcohol and solar phenomena do not mix.	Susanna Viljanen
"Texas Was You," Jason Aldean	No addressable being turned into Texas	Heather Brockwell
"That Girl Is A Cowboy," Garth Brooks	Not unless she had a sex-change operation!	Natalie Snortman
"That Lucky Old Sun," Ray Charles	The sun is incapable of having luck.	Yvette Bristle
"That Woman Is Poison!," Rufus Thomas	Is he a cannibal or something?	Angelina Laide
"There Is A Light That Never Goes Out," The Smiths	All lights go out sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"There Is No Arizona," Jamie O'Neal	Is so! (I've been there and seen it.)	Jessica Childress
"There Is No Arizona," Jamie O'Neal	There is TOO an Arizona!	Isac
"There Is Nothing Wrong," Liquid Date	Many things are wrong in this world.	Yvette Bristle
"There Must Be An Angel (Playing With My Heart)," Eurythmics	Angels wouldn't play with actual hearts.	MOR
"There's A Dream In My Heart," Jaye P. Morgan	Hearts can't have dreams.	Yvette Bristle
"There's A Gold Mine In The Sky," Pat Boone	No there isn't, it would break laws of gravity.	Peter
"There's A Heartache Following Me," Jim Reeves	Heartaches can't follow people around.	Yvette Bristle
"There's A Kind Of Hush," Herman's Hermits	The only kind of hush is silence.	Christy McDaniel
"There's No Tomorrow," Tony Martin	Perhaps not for 1950's crooner Martin's career.	Peter
"Think With Your Heart," Debbie Gibson	Hearts are incapable of thinking.	Yvette Bristle
"Third Eye," Tool	No one has three eyes	Chazm
"Thirsty Boots," John Denver	Footwear are incapable of thirst.	Yvette Bristle
"The Thirty-First Of June," Petula Clark	June has only 30 days.	Yvette Bristle
"This Is A Question," Hope Of The States	The title is a statement, not a question.	Yvette Bristle
"This Is How I Disappear," My Chemical Romance	you can't actually disappear in any way	Stone Cold Crazio
"This Is Nowhere," The Airborne Toxic Event	You're at some location, not nowhere.	Candy Welty
"This Song Has No Title," Elton John	Yes it does!	Yvette Bristle
"This World's An Apple," Big Bertha	The world is not a fruit.	Yvette Bristle
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere," Dwight Yoakam	That would be somewhere I believe	PinmonkeyJunkie
"A Thousand Paper Cranes," Mono	Cranes aren't made of paper.	Yvette Bristle
"A Three Dollar Bill," Beverly Ann Gibson	She even sings "There ain't no such thing!"	Candy Welty
"Three Headed Mind Pollution," Infectious Grooves	speaks for itself.	i rock so much
"Three Hearts In A Tangle," Roy Drusky	Hearts aren't threadlike and don't tangle.	Heather Brockwell
"Three Steps To Heaven," Eddie Cochran	Awfully steep and inconvenient stepladder	Susanna Viljanen
"Three Times A Lady," Commodores	Not unless she keeps having sex changes	Bob Sponaugle
"Through The Eyes Of Love," Melissa Manchester	Love is an emotion. It doesn't have eyes.	Saran Rapp
"Throw A Lasso Round My Heart," Larry Wayne	This is an impossible feat!	Yvette Bristle
"Thunder In My Heart Again," Meck and Leo Sayer	Heart's don't come with their own weather.	Peter
"Thunder Road," Bruce Springsteen	There is no road made out of thunder	Rich
"Thunderstruck," AC/DC	Thunder doens't strike, lightning strikes.	JeReMy
"Ticket To Heaven," 3 Doors Down	i want one.	i rock so much
"Ticket to Ride," The Beatles	How do you ride a ticket?	Bobby
"Tiger Woman," Claude King	No woman is (literally) a tiger.	Yvette Bristle
""Til A Tear Becomes A Rose," Lorrie Morgan	Not a possible transformation.	Tiffany Furlong
"Til I Am Myself Again," Blue Rodeo	Until then you are ...?	Peter
"Time (Clock Of The Heart)," Culture Club	Hearts don't have clocks or tell time.	Peter
"Time Ends," Merauder	No, it doesn't.	Yvette Bristle
"Time Forgot (To Change My Heart)," Daniel Romano	Time is incapable of forgetting.	Yvette Bristle
"Time Goes Backwards," Jim & Jean	Time always moves forward.	Yvette Bristle
"Time Heals Everything," Louis Prima	No, it does not.	Yvette Bristle
"Time In A Bottle," Jim Croce	You can't place time inside a bottle	Alan the Ottoman
"Time Is Running Out," Muse	Since when is time limited?	Lizzie
"Time Is Watching Me," The Eye Of Time	Time can't see. Band name also Literally impossibl	Yvette Bristle
"Time Marches On," Tracy Lawrence	Time doesn't move in rank&file, nor on foot at all	Wanda Ruppendown
"Time Means Nothing At All," Lisa Mitchell	Time has meaning.	Yvette Bristle
"Time Reversal," Don Garnelli	Time always moves forward.	Yvette Bristle
"Time Stand Still," Rush	Won't ever happen.	Peter
"Time Stands Still," The All-American Rejects	Tell me when that happens...	Melissa
"Time Won't Let Me," The Outsiders	Time cannot grant permission.	Old Man Edgar Winter
"Time Wont Let Me Go," The Bravery	Time couldn't prevent you from moving	Gino S.
"Timeless Love," Saraya	Love ends sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Tin Man," America		FussBudget
"Tiny Avalanches," The Realistics	Avalanches aren't tiny.	Yvette Bristle
"Tired Socks," Johnny Hodges	Socks can't exhibit tiredness.	Yvette Bristle
"To Be Alone With You," Sufjan Stevens	If you're alone, you're not with another person.	Yvette Bristle
"To Forever," Rachael Starr	Forever is not a destination.	Alyssa Jayne
"To Hell And Back," Venom	Once you're in Hell, you can't come back	heavymetal
"To The Door Of The Sun," Al Martino	The sun has no door!	Heather Brockwell
"Today I Died Again," Simple Minds	Can die only once and can't sing after dying	Steve Losewood
"Today Is The First Day," The Sounds Of Sunshine	There were many days before today.	Yvette Bristle
"Today Is Tomorrow," Jay Cee Lewis	Today is today, and tomorrow is tomorrow.	Yvette Bristle
"Today Was A Fairytale," Taylor Swift	No. Today is real.	Yvette Bristle
"Together In Electric Dreams," Giorgio Moroder with Philip Oakey	Dreams are not plugged-in or battery operated.	Peter
"Together Till The End Of Time," Brenda Holloway	Time doesn't end.	Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Comes Today," Gorillaz	Tomorrow at any time is the day after today.	Lydia Helton
"Tomorrow Is Just Like Yesterday," Don Ray	Tomorrow isn't here yet, so how could you know?	Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Is Today," Billy Joel	Tomorrow is in the future, not today.	Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Never Comes," B.J. Thomas	Today ends and tomorrow comes.	Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Never Knows," Beatles	when did days become sentient beings?	sloatead
"Tomorrow's Gone Tonight," Tommy Keene	Tomorrow isn't even here yet.	Yvette Bristle
"Tonight My Heart Will Be Crying," Eddie Fisher	Hearts are incapable of crying.	Yvette Bristle
"Tonight Will Last Forever," Janis Ian	Tonight will be over when morning comes.	Yvette Bristle
"Too Many Trips To Nowhere," The New Seekers	Trips lead to destinations, not nowhere.	Yvette Bristle
"Too Much Love Will Kill You," Brian May	Love is an emotion,not a disease.	Natasha
"Too Much Love Will Kill You," Queen	Huh?That's all I can say.	Natasha
"The Top Of The Morning," Mike Oldfield	Morning doesn't have a top.	Yvette Bristle
"Top Of The World," The Carpenters	How does one get on top of a whole planet?	Peter
"Torn Between Two Lovers," Mary MacGregor	If literally torn, she wouldn't be singing.	Heather Brockwell
"Tornado of Souls," Megadeth	No tornado is made from souls.	Fifi McFeef
"Total Eclipse of the Heart," Bonnie Tyler	How does someone's heart block the sun?	Glenn
"Touch the Sky," Kanye West	The sky is just air so technically you can't.	Ricky
"Touched By An Angel," Celine Dion	Impossible unless Michael Jackson is now an angel.	Silver Power
"Tower of Song," Leonard Cohen	Love isn't a structure nor a fortification	Susanna Viljanen
"Town Called Malice," The Jam	Never seen that town on a map.	Peter
"Toy Town," Ian Crichton Band	No town is made of toys.	Yvette Bristle
"The Trail Of The Lonesome Pine," Avalon Boys	Trees can't experience lonesomeness.	Heather Brockwell
"Train of Love," Paul Anka	Vehicles are not instruments of emotions	Susanna Viljanen
"Train To Nowhere," The Champs	Trains go to destinations, not nowhere.	Yvette Bristle
"Trapped By A Thing Called Love," Denise Lasalle	I don't an emotion can actually trap you.	Peter
"Travel By Telephone," Rival Schools	A telephone is not a means of travel.	Yvette Bristle
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart," Stone Temple Pilots	I hate it when that happens	Matt
"Try Not To Breathe," R.E.M.	Then I'll die; so I'll ignore your instructions.	Peter
"Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World," U2	No one has arms that big, not even Bono!	George Straitjacket
"Tu Serás Mi Navidad (You will be my Christmas)," Isabel Pantoja	Nobody can turn into a holiday!	Consuela Sanchez
"Turn Back The Dawn," Joe Valino	The dawn can't be controlled.	Yvette Bristle
"Turn Back The Tide," Eastbound Expressway	Tides can't be controlled.	Yvette Bristle
"Turn Back Time," Aqua	Do they expect to do this with their bare hands?	Devil Jones
"Turn Down The Starlight," Mavis Kruse	Starlight can't be controlled.	Yvette Bristle
"The Turn Of A Friendly Card," The Alan Parsons Project	Cards can't exhibit friendliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Turn On The Moonlight," Ray Smith	Moonlight can't be controlled.	Yvette Bristle
"Turn On The Sun," Nia Hughes	The sun can't be controlled.	Yvette Bristle
"Turn The World Around The Other Way," Eddy Arnold		Heather Brockwell
"Turn You Inside Out," R.E.M.	ewwwww!!!	Sean
"Turning Japanese," The Vapors	You can only be born Japanese, you can't become it	Ned Riley
"Turning Japanese," Vapors	Either ya is or ya isn't, pal!	Offender
"The Twelfth Of Never," Johnny Mathis	No Such Date	Jessica Childress
"Twistin' The Night Away," Sam Cooke	Night is not something that can be twisted.	Karen Smith
"Two Divided By Love," The Grass Roots	Two can only be divided by another number	Raphael
"Two Faces Have I," Lou Christie	No one since Janus had two faces	Naomi Swanson
"Two Hearts," Phil Collins	You're usually born with one.	Paul Warren
"Two Is One," Andromeda	Self-explanatory.	weird kid106
"Two Rooms At The End Of The World," Elton John	Where is this 'end' of the world?	Peter

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