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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "T.V. Eye," Wylde Ratttz | Do you feel like you're being watched? | turkoizdog |
| "Take Me Home, Country Roads," John Denver | Roads just lie there. They can't take me anywhere | Doug Montgomery |
| "Take These Chains From My Heart," Ray Charles | With chains on his heart, he wouldn't be singing. | Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend |
| "Tap Your Troubles Away," Cole Porter | Your troubles won't go away just by tapping. | Tara Page |
| "Tear The Roof Off The Sucker," Parliament | Do suckers have roofs? No way! | crazydon |
| "Teardrops On My Guitar," Taylor Swift | so THAT'S what gives them that wailing effect! | flipside |
| "Tearin' Up My Heart," N'Sync | If your heart was torn up, you'd die. | Megan |
| "Tears In Heaven," Eric Clapton | Skies only cry rain | Christy McDaniel |
| "Teenage Heaven," Eddie Cochran | There is no such thing | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Teenagers From Mars," The Network | There's no life on Mars | Amanda |
| "Teeth The Size Of Piano Keys," Chiodos | Picture it. Go ahead, do it. | Morgan |
| "Tell It To My Heart," Taylor Dayne | I didn't know your heart had ears! | Larcen Tyler |
| "Tell It To The Rain," The Four Seasons | The rain can't be told anything. | Pam Tabor |
| "That Girl Is A Cowboy," Garth Brooks | Natalie Snortman | |
| "There Is No Arizona," Jamie O'Neal | Is so! (I've been there and seen it.) | Jessica Childress |
| "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky," Pat Boone | No there isn't, it would break laws of gravity. | Peter |
| "There's A Kind Of Hush," Herman's Hermits | The only kind of hush is silence. | Christy McDaniel |
| "This Is How I Disappear," My Chemical Romance | you can't actually disappear in any way | Stone Cold Crazio |
| "A Thousand Miles From Nowhere," Dwight Yoakam | That would be somewhere I believe | PinmonkeyJunkie |
| "Three Headed Mind Pollution," Infectious Grooves | speaks for itself. | i rock so much |
| "Three Steps To Heaven," Eddie Cochran | Awfully steep and inconvenient stepladder | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Three Times A Lady," Commodores | Not unless she keeps having sex changes | Bob Sponaugle |
| "Through The Eyes Of Love," Melissa Manchester | Love is an emotion. It doesn't have eyes. | Saran Rapp |
| "Thunderstruck," AC/DC | That must have hurt | MUNKEYMAN |
| "Ticket To Heaven," 3 Doors Down | i want one. | i rock so much |
| "Ticket to Ride," The Beatles | How do you ride a ticket? | Bobby |
| ""Til A Tear Becomes A Rose," Lorrie Morgan | Not a possible transformation. | Tiffany Furlong |
| "Time (Clock Of The Heart)," Culture Club | Hearts don't have clocks or tell time. | Peter |
| "Time In A Bottle," Jim Croce | You can't place time inside a bottle | Alan the Ottoman |
| "Time Is Running Out," Muse | Since when is time limited? | Lizzie |
| "Time Stand Still," Rush | Won't ever happen. | Peter |
| "Time Stands Still," The All-American Rejects | Tell me when that happens... | Melissa |
| "Time Wont Let Me Go," The Bravery | Time couldn't prevent you from moving | Gino S. |
| "Tin Man," America | FussBudget | |
| "To Hell And Back," Venom | Once you're in Hell, you can't come back | heavymetal |
| "To The Door Of The Sun," Al Martino | The sun has no door! | Heather Brockwell |
| "Tomorrow Never Knows," Beatles | when did days become sentient beings? | sloatead |
| "Too Much Love Will Kill You," Brian May | Love is an emotion,not a disease. | Natasha |
| "Too Much Love Will Kill You," Queen | Huh?That's all I can say. | Natasha |
| "Total Eclipse of the Heart," Bonnie Tyler | How does someone's heart block the sun? | Glenn |
| "Touch the Sky," Kanye West | The sky is just air so technically you can't. | Ricky |
| "Touched By An Angel," Celine Dion | Impossible unless Michael Jackson is now an angel. | Silver Power |
| "Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart," Stone Temple Pilots | I hate it when that happens | Matt |
| "Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World," U2 | No one has arms that big, not even Bono! | George Straitjacket |
| "Tu SerĂ¡s Mi Navidad (You will be my Christmas)," Isabel Pantoja | Nobody can turn into a holiday! | Consuela Sanchez |
| "Turn Back Time," Aqua | Do they expect to do this with their bare hands? | Devil Jones |
| "Turn The World Around The Other Way," Eddy Arnold | Heather Brockwell | |
| "Turn You Inside Out," R.E.M. | ewwwww!!! | Sean |
| "Turning Japanese," The Vapors | You can only be born Japanese, you can't become it | Ned Riley |
| "Turning Japanese," Vapors | Either ya is or ya isn't, pal! | Offender |
| "The Twelfth Of Never," Johnny Mathis | No Such Date | Jessica Childress |
| "Two Divided By Love," The Grass Roots | Two can only be divided by another number | Raphael |
| "Two Faces Have I," Lou Christie | No one since Janus had two faces | Naomi Swanson |
| "Two Hearts," Phil Collins | You're usually born with one. | Paul Warren |
| "Two Is One," Andromeda | weird kid106 |
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