Fun Music Information -> Cole Porter
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
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Cole Porter (Kiss Me Kate), Cole Porter (High Society), Cole Porter (Anything Goes)Music Quotes:
Rodgers and Hammerstein, if you can imagine it taking two men to write one song. (when asked 'Who wrote 'Some Enchanted Evening'?') - Cole Porter | My sole inspiration is a telephone call from a producer. - Cole Porter |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Tap Your Troubles Away," | Your troubles won't go away just by tapping. |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "L.O.V.E." | "It's De-Lovely," Cole Porter | Kathy |
| "I'll Never Fall In Love Again" | "Let's Do It (Let's Fall In Love)," Cole Porter | Kathy |
| "Let's Misbehave" | "Ain't Misbehavin'," Louis Armstrong | Kathy |
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Let's Do It" | "Let's Hugh It" | Airfarcewon |
| "Brush Up Your Shakespeare" | "Brush Up Your Scripture" | Phil Alexander |
| "Miss Otis Regrets" | "Yes, Otis Regrets" | Airfarcewon |
| "Brush Up Your Shakespeare" | "Booze Up and Shake Beer" | Airfarcewon |
| "Everything Goes" | "Everything Shows" | Airfarcewon |
| "It's Alright With Me" | "Amiright For Me" | John A. Barry |
| "I Get A Kick Out Of You" | "GOP's Sickening, Too" | Tommy Turtle |
| "I Get A Kick Out Of You" | "Gonna Be Sick Till It's Through (POTUS Campaign)" | Tommy Turtle |
| "Night And Day" | "Night And Day" | MacDaffy |
| "Anything Goes" | "Everything Shows" | Phil Alexander |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Why Can't I? Liz Phair | Be A Clown Cole Porter | Why Can't I Be A Clown? It worked for Emmitt Kelly. | hybrid |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Anything Goes"
Misheard Lyrics: If spare limbs you like
Original Lyrics: If bare limbs you like
| "Another Op'nin', Another Show"
Misheard Lyrics: Another clam where the oysters go.
Original Lyrics: Another pain where the ulcers grow.
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"Heaven Hop"
Misheard Lyrics: Other Heaven's hairy mortals
or All the Heaven's hairy mortals or Calling Heaven's hairy mortals. Original Lyrics: Up in Heaven's happy portals
| "What Is This Thing Called Love?"
Misheard Lyrics: What is this thing called love?
This funny thing called love? Just who can solve it's Mr. E And why should he make a fool of me? Original Lyrics: What is this thing called love?
This funny thing called love? Just who can solve its mystery And why should it make a fool of me? |
Funny Lyrics:
"Let's Do It"
The Funny Lyrics: Some say in Boston even beans do it
Why They're Funny: Bean orgy at the Commons! Yahoo!!!
Submitted by: Jack
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Insulting Lyrics:
"You're The Top"
The Insulting Lyrics: You're cellophane
Why They're Insulting: He's supposedly telling someone how great he/she is, yet he compares him/her to something as insignificant as plastic wrap!
Submitted by: tina a
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Dated Lyrics:
"You're The Top"
The Dated Lyrics: You're a Bendel bonnet
You're Garbo's salary, you're cellophane You're an Arrow collar You're a Coolidge dollar Why They're Dated: The guy's supposedly telling a woman how wonderful she is (or a man, considering who wrote and originally sang this song). However:
1. While cellophane may have been a great scientific breakthrough back in the '30s, nowadays it just something mopst people throw away 2. Not only is (Greta) Garbo dead now, but the salaries of so many big-name celebrities of this era are at least a hundred times what hers was 3. Bendel bonnet? Arrow collar? What are those? 4. The Colidge dollar lost all value after the stock market crash Submitted by: betty kaye
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"You're The Top"
The Lyrics: You're Garbo's salary
Who They Mention: Greta Garbo
Submitted by: oldtimer
| "You're The Top"
The Lyrics: You're the top! You're Napoleon Brandy
Who They Mention: Napoleon Bonaparte
Submitted by: oldtimer
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| There are additional celebrity lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"You're The Top"
The Lyrics: You're a melody
from a symphony by Strauss You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet You're Mickey Mouse Product Brand Name: Bendel bonnets
Submitted by: oldtimer
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Pole Courter originally "Cole Porter"
Submitted by: Deirdre Collins
