Fun Music Information -> Cole Porter

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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Cole Porter (Kiss Me Kate), Cole Porter (High Society), Cole Porter (Anything Goes)

Music Quotes:

Rodgers and Hammerstein, if you can imagine it taking two men to write one song.
(when asked 'Who wrote 'Some Enchanted Evening'?')
- Cole Porter
My sole inspiration is a telephone call from a producer.
- Cole Porter

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Brush Up Your Shakespeare""Brush Up Your Scripture"Phil Alexander
"Miss Otis Regrets""Yes, Otis Regrets"Airfarcewon
"Brush Up Your Shakespeare""Booze Up and Shake Beer"Airfarcewon
"Everything Goes""Everything Shows"Airfarcewon
"It's Alright With Me""Amiright For Me"John A. Barry
"I Get A Kick Out Of You""GOP's Sickening, Too"Tommy Turtle
"I Get A Kick Out Of You""Gonna Be Sick Till It's Through (POTUS Campaign)"Tommy Turtle
"Night And Day""Night And Day"MacDaffy
"Anything Goes""Everything Shows"Phil Alexander
"Too Darn Hot""Too Much Snot"Phil Alexander

There are additional song parodies available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Why Can't I?
   Liz Phair
Be A Clown
   Cole Porter
Why Can't I Be A Clown?
It worked for Emmitt Kelly.
hybrid

Misheard Lyrics:

"Another Op'nin', Another Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another clam where the oysters go.
Original Lyrics:
Another pain where the ulcers grow.
"Heaven Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Other Heaven's hairy mortals
or
All the Heaven's hairy mortals
or
Calling Heaven's hairy mortals.
Original Lyrics:
Up in Heaven's happy portals

Funny Lyrics:

"Let's Do It"
The Funny Lyrics:
Some say in Boston even beans do it
Why They're Funny:
Bean orgy at the Commons! Yahoo!!!
Submitted by: Jack
 

Insulting Lyrics:

"You're The Top"
The Insulting Lyrics:
You're cellophane
Why They're Insulting:
He's supposedly telling someone how great he/she is, yet he compares him/her to something as insignificant as plastic wrap!
Submitted by: tina a
 

Dated Lyrics:

"You're The Top"
The Dated Lyrics:
You're a Bendel bonnet

You're Garbo's salary, you're cellophane

You're an Arrow collar

You're a Coolidge dollar
Why They're Dated:
The guy's supposedly telling a woman how wonderful she is (or a man, considering who wrote and originally sang this song). However:

1. While cellophane may have been a great scientific breakthrough back in the '30s, nowadays it just something mopst people throw away
2. Not only is (Greta) Garbo dead now, but the salaries of so many big-name celebrities of this era are at least a hundred times what hers was
3. Bendel bonnet? Arrow collar? What are those?
4. The Colidge dollar lost all value after the stock market crash
Submitted by: betty kaye
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"You're The Top"
The Lyrics:
You're Garbo's salary
Who They Mention:
Greta Garbo
Submitted by: oldtimer
"You're The Top"
The Lyrics:
You're the top! You're Napoleon Brandy
Who They Mention:
Napoleon Bonaparte
Submitted by: oldtimer
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"You're The Top"
The Lyrics:
You're a melody
from a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet,
a Shakespeare sonnet
You're Mickey Mouse
Product Brand Name:
Bendel bonnets
Submitted by: oldtimer
 

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