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Song Parodies -> "I've Got It Under My Skin"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got You Under My Skin"

Original Performer:

Cole Porter

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got It Under My Skin"

Parody Written by:

Al Silver

The Lyrics

The following parody is another in the educational series regarding penile implants. To review: "The inflatable penile prosthesis consists of two attached cylinders, a reservoir, and a pump which are placed surgically in the body. The two cylinders are inserted in the penis and connected by tubing to a separate reservoir of fluid. The reservoir is implanted under the groin muscles. A pump is also connected to the system and sits under the loose skin of the scrotal sac, between the testicles." -- WebMD
I've got it under my skin,
I've got it deep in the putz of me,
So deep in my putz, and also the nuts of me,
I've got it under my skin.

It seemed so hard to put in,
I said to the doc, "This device never will fit so well."
He answered me, "I am a pro; I'll stuff your cockpit so well."
I've got it under my skin.

I'd risk a procedure that might infect,
For the sake of making my joint
Erect, though a warning voice with an echo effect
Keeps repeating a logical point:
"Leave it limp, little fool, it isn't a sin,
Stop this depravity,
You can't defeat gravity."
But each time I sniff the sweet scent of quiff,
I just make the rising begin,
'Cause I've got it under my skin.

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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Barry J. Mitchel - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Al, this is fabulously faithful to the Cole Porter meter & rhyme schemes, often within a line or line pair (putz/nuts, infect/Erect, sniff/quiff). Did this device boost your writing talent?
Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Al - Ah, the marvels of technology. You have an undeniable way with Cole Porter. Fine work. ;D
Dave W. - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
No willy nilly - Was the intention hard to mention ?
Lifeliver - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
I haven't been reading your parodies very long but I now have an intimate knowledge of your genitalia. We can't go on like this ... Fortunately, I've received an intimate knowledge of your parodic skill and this is no exception. 555

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