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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Laffy Taffy," D4L Laffy Taffy is candy, not a body part.Emily
"Last Cup Of Sorrow," Faith No MoreSorrow isn't a beverage.Rip Jeans
"Last Song," Edward BearMany more songs have come after it.Trina Lufkin
"Lazy Days," EnyaDays themselves can't be lazyDiddims
"Lazy River," Bobby DarinRivers don't get 'lazy'. Peter
"Lazy Sunday," Small Faces FussBudget
"Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days of Summer," Nat King ColeSo, summer days are lazy, hazy and crazy? Peter
"Learn To Fly," Foo FightersDo you have wings or something?Ned Riley
"Learning To Breathe," SwitchfootYou'll be dead before you LEARN to breathe*katie
"Learning To Fly," Tom PettyNot without wings you can't, Tom.Peter
"Less Than Nothing," Demon HunterNothing is nothing, it can't go any lower than itprisoner20697
"Let Me Be Your Angel," Stacy LattisawA person cannot simply become an angel.Reggie Pillbox
"Let My Love Open The Door," Pete TownshendHow?FussBudget
"Let The Wind Chase You," Trisha YearwoodWind merely blows, not chasing anybody.Andrea Greenleaf
"Let's Kill Saturday Night," Pin MonkeyA night cannot be killed.Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Life After Death," Notorious B.I.G.I'm afraid it doesn't existMads
"Life for Rent," DidoYou can't rent out a lifeEta_Cassiopeia
"Life In One Day," Howard JonesIf life was in 1 day, songs wouldn't be written.Peter
"Life In The Fast Lane," The EaglesCops will get you for endangering trafficSusanna Viljanen
"Life Is A Highway," Tom CochraneNo, it's not.JC Foster
"Life Is A Highway," Tom CochraneOne long highway then!Larcen Tyler
"Life Is A Minestrone," 10CCLife is, in fact, not some sort of soup. No.pete
"Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)," ReunionLife's not a mineral; a radio can't roll someone.Rip Jeans
"Life Is Just A Bowl Of Cherries," Rudy ValleeIf that were true, life would be eaten upoldtimer
"Life On Mars," David BowieWell, at this point, as far as is knownFussBudget
"Life's Like A River," ScorpionsNot if you live in AntarcticaElemenT
"Light With A Sharpened Edge," The UsedAnd how exactly would you sharpen it?The masked destroyer
"Like A Prayer," MadonnaHow is something like a prayer?Peter
"Linda Ronstadt," Heart Like A WheelA heart isn't round, so it can't be like a wheelshepop
"Lipstick Don't Lie," Mark CollieA non-sentient substance gives no info, T or F.Beverly Stiles
"Liquid Diet," Papa RoachOne cannot live on liquid alone.Weily Coyote
"Little America," R.E.M.America is big!Sean
"Little Egypt ," Elvis Presleythere is one egypt in this world.mina
"Little Man In My Head," Dead Milkmen Meg
"A Little Piece Of Heaven," Avenged SevenfoldIt is impossible to have a piece of heaven.Travis
"A Little Piece Of Heaven," Avenged SevenfoldUnless you're God, of course.Lizzie
"Little Star," Madonnastars are big, fool! :PSean
"Live And Let Die," Guns N' RosesU can't let something live while leltting them dieCDD
"Live Forever," OasisNothing lives foreverFussBudget
"Livin' On A Prayer," Bon JoviHow Can You Live On It?! It's just a prayer!!Jared Funk
"Livin' On Borrowed Time," Puddle of MuddTime cannot be borrowed...nor lived on.Weily Coyote
"Living Dead GIrl," Rob ZombieCan't be both, unless you're a zombie.Karmet
"Living Dead Girl," Rob Zombienot unless you believe in VampiresRed Ant
"Living Each Day Like You're Already Dead," Atreyu ross
"Living In A Box," Living In A BoxNo one actually lives in a box. It's too small.Gene Splicer
"Living In A Bubble," Eiffel 65It'll blast when you try to enter itMads
"Living Is Simple," SwitchfootIt's anything BUT simple!*katie
"Living Outside Myself," Gino VannelliHow could one live outside of their body?Mr. Critic
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming," TraditionalNo rose blooms forever.Rachel Blattington
"Locomotive Breath," Jethro TullNot unless one has been french kissing a Diesel!FussBudget
"London Calling," The ClashCan a nation can call you on the telephone?Ned Riley
"A Lonely Chord," Tsunami BombChords don't have emotions, including loneliness.Erika Clarkson
"Lonely Days," The Bee GeesDays don't have emotions, including loneliness.Erika Clarkson
"Lonely Road," EverlastRoads don't have emotions, including loneliness.Erika Clarkson
"Lonely Winds," The DriftersMeterological phenomena have no emotions.R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Lonesome Town," Ricky NelsonTowns have no emotions, including lonesomeness.Erika Clarkson
"Looking For An Echo," Ol' 55When you see one, let me know!FussBudget
"Looking Glass Eyes," Aidenself-explanatoryLizzie
"Looking Outside Inside," Anathema weird kid106
"Looking Through The Eyes Of Love," Partridge FamilyAs an emotion, love doesn't have eyes.Peter
"Lose Yourself," EminemHow?....Ricky
"Lose Yourself," EminemLet me just walk into this dark forest...Wade
"Lost In Your Eyes," Debbie GibsonNot unless she was the size of a contact lens.George Straitjacket
"Love Bites," Def LeppardLove is an emotion. It has no teeth.ThatAwesomeGuy
"Love Can Build A Bridge," Wynonna JuddLove is not a construction methodRachel Blattington
"Love Can Move Mountains," Celine Dion  Natalie Snortman
"Love Comes Walking In," Van HalenLove has no legs. How can it walk?Scandia
"Love Explains It All," Venke KnutsonEven gravity?Jellybean
"Love In A Vacuum," Til TuesdayBy deffinition, a vacuum is devoid of everythingGarnet
"Love is a Battlefield," Pat BenatarBattlefields are full of aggression, not love!Larcen Tyler
"Love Is A Loaded Gun," Alice Cooper A loaded gun is a weapon to kill. Not loveMads
"Love Is A Stranger," EurythmicsNo. Love is an emotion.ThatAwesomeGuy
"Love Is All Around," TroggsI've been in lots of places without love around.Mads
"Love Is In The Air," John Paul YoungI thought it was oxygen? Pollution?Peter
"Love Is Like A Rock," Donnie IrisLove does not turn to stone.Mickey D.
"Love Is Like An Itching In My Heart," The SupremesAn emotion can't cause an itch.Peter
"Love Is The Drug," Roxy MusicCan you get a prescription for love? No.Francis A. Sissy
"Love Is The Price," DJ BoboWhat can I buy for love?Mads
"Love Machine," Girls AloudNo such machine ever existedNK
"Love Me To Pieces," Jill Corey Natalie Snortman
"Love Plus One," Haircut 100Love isn't a mathematical term.Dwayne D. Bathtub
"Love Potion #9," The SearchersThere is no such thing as a love potionJeffrey Hope
"Love Rain," LeadI don't think feelings can be weather, do you?Gemma
"Love Stinks," J. Geils BandLove does not have an odor.Red Ruffcorn
"Lovin' You Out Loud," Rascal FlattsYou can't love anybody out loud, or in any volume!Mr. Sally
"Luck Be A Lady," Frank SinatraLuck is not a being, therefore it is not a lady.JC Foster
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," The Beatleswhat are diamonds and Lucy doing in the sky?TBuck

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