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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with L

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"L.A. Is My Lady," Frank SinatraA city cannot be anybody's lady.Odie Garfield
"La La Means I Love You," The DelfonicsNo, "La La" is nonsensical talk.Heather Brockwell
"Ladder In My Tights," Amy StudtYou can't fit a ladder in there.Yvette Bristle
"Laffy Taffy," D4L Laffy Taffy is candy, not a body part.Emily
"Lake Of Fire," NirvanaLakes are not made of fire.Stu L. Pigeon
"Land Of Blood," Death AngelNo such area exists.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Land Of Confusion," GenesisI've never heard of the place, anyone else?Peter
"Land Of Giants," The New Christy MinstrelsThis land exists only in fiction.Yvette Bristle
"The Land Where Animals Are People," The Brothers LegardThis land exists only in fiction.Yvette Bristle
"Language Is A Virus From Outer Space," Laurie AndersonNo language is a virus.Yvette Bristle
"Larger Than Life," Backstreet BoysLife doesn't have a size.Heather Brockwell
"Lasso The Moon," Art GarfunkelIt's way too big and too far away to do that.Yvette Bristle
"The Last Cowboy Song," Waylon JenningsThere have been many cowboy songs after this one.Yvette Bristle
"Last Cup Of Sorrow," Faith No MoreSorrow isn't a beverage.Rip Jeans
"Last Night When We Were Young," Frank SinatraYou don't lose your youth in just one day.Yvette Bristle
"Last Of The Singing Cowboys," The Marshall Tucker BandHe or they won't be the last.Yvette Bristle
"The Last Safe Place On Earth," Le RouxThere's more than one safe place on Earth.Yvette Bristle
"Last Song," Edward BearMany more songs have come after it.Trina Lufkin
"The Last Time Again," LitThe 'last time' can't be repeated.Yvette Bristle
"Latin Hangover," Lee MorganHangovers don't have nationalities.Yvette Bristle
"The Laughing Stalk," WovenhandStalks are incapable of laughing.Yvette Bristle
"Lava Twilight," InMeNo twilight is made of lava.Cheryl Jordan
"Lawn Mower Limousine," Pamela MillerLawn mowers aren't limousines.Yvette Bristle
"Lay A Little Lovin' On Me," Robin McNamaraLoving can't be laid on anyone.Yvette Bristle
"Lay Me Down (And Love The World Away)," Kris KristoffersonThe world can't be loved away.Yvette Bristle
"Lay Some Happiness On Me," Dean MartinYou can't lay an emotion on anyone.Yvette Bristle
"Lay Your Love On Me," Bad CompanyYou can't lay an emotion on anyone.Yvette Bristle
"Lay Your World On Me," Ozzy OsbourneThe world can't be laid on anyone.Yvette Bristle
"Lazy Day," Spanky And Our GangLaziness is not an attribute that a day can have.Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Lazy Days," EnyaDays themselves can't be lazyDiddims
"Lazy River," Bobby DarinRivers don't get 'lazy'. Peter
"The Lazy Song," Bruno MarsSongs can't be lazy.Greg
"Lazy Sunday," Small Faces FussBudget
"Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days of Summer," Nat King ColeSo, summer days are lazy, hazy and crazy? Peter
"Le telephone pleure (The telephone is crying)," Claude FrancoisYou can cry while communicating on a phone, thoughTommy
"Learn To Fly," Foo FightersDo you have wings or something?Ned Riley
"Learning To Breathe," SwitchfootYou'll be dead before you LEARN to breathe*katie
"Learning To Fly," Tom PettyNot without wings you can't, Tom.Peter
"Leaves Are The Tears Of Autumn," Dick LeeLeaves aren't tears.Yvette Bristle
"Leaves Never Break," Jake HolmesLeaves break apart, especially when dead.Yvette Bristle
"The Left Side Of The Right Side Of Love," Country George ReynoldsLove has no left and right sides.Yvette Bristle
"Lego House," Ed SheeranHouses are not built using lego.Dongquan
"Leonardo, The Infinite Thinker," Mannheim SteamrollerNo person is infinite.Yvette Bristle
"Lesbian Moon," Black CountessThe Moon has no sexual orientation.Yvette Bristle
"Less Than Nothing," Demon HunterNothing is nothing, it can't go any lower than itprisoner20697
"Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella," Bing CrosbyA smile can't be an umbrella.Heather Brockwell
"Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence," Fernando OrtegaCan't practice what you're singing if you sing it!Mary Ann Brite
"Let Him Fly," Jessica SimpsonOpening line calls subject "man" (not bird or bat)Karen Smith
"Let Love Do The Talking," Diane LeighLove is an emotion and can't speak.Yvette Bristle
"Let Me Be The Clock," Smokey RobinsonPeople aren't clocks.Yvette Bristle
"Let Me Be The River," Willie NileNo person can ever be a river.Yvette Bristle
"Let Me Be Your Angel," Stacy LattisawA person cannot simply become an angel.Reggie Pillbox
"Let Me Be Your Car," Rod StewartPeople are not motor vehicles.Yvette Bristle
"Let Me Be Your Teddy Bear," Little Jimmy OsmondNo person can ever be a bear of any kind.Yvette Bristle
"Let Me Be Your Underwear," Club 69People can't be clothing!Tommy
"Let Me Be Your Wings," Barry ManilowA person can't become wings.Yvette Bristle
"Let Me Ride On The Waves Of Your Love," Crown Heights AffairNo one can ride on love.Yvette Bristle
"Let My Love Open The Door," Pete TownshendHow?FussBudget
"Let The Song Last Forever," Dan FogelbergAll songs end sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Let The Wind Chase You," Trisha YearwoodWind merely blows, not chasing anybody.Andrea Greenleaf
"Let Us Be The Dawn," Neil MerryweatherPeople are not a solar event.Candy Welty
"Let Your Lips Run Away With Your Heart," Richard HayesLips and hearts can't run away.Yvette Bristle
"Let Your Love Flow," Bellamy BrothersFluids are what flows. Love isn't a fluid.Anita Grade
"Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot," StingIf you did that, you'd crash!Larcen Tyler
"Let's All Run To The Sun," The Glass MenageriePeople can't run through space.Yvette Bristle
"Let's End It Before It Begins," Judy ThomasYou can't end something that hasn't begun.Yvette Bristle
"Let's Kill Music," Cooper Temple ClauseMusic isn't a living thing, so it can't be killed.Chelsea Dunn
"Let's Kill Saturday Night," Pin MonkeyA night cannot be killed.Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Let's Put The X In Sex," Kiss"THE X" is already there; One could add a second XHeather Brockwell
"Let's Turn Back The Years," Hank WilliamsTime can't be reversed.Yvette Bristle
"Letter Full Of Tears," Gladys Knight & The PipsLetters do not contain tears.Candy Welty
"A Letter To My Heart," Jim ReevesI tried, but never could find my heart's zip code!Karen Smith
"The Lies In Your Eyes," SweetEyes don't contain lies.Yvette Bristle
"Life After Death," Notorious B.I.G.There is none.Mads
"Life Can Turn On A Dime," Rick TrevinoNo, it can't.Yvette Bristle
"Life for Rent," DidoYou can't rent out a lifeEta_Cassiopeia
"Life In One Day," Howard JonesIf life was in 1 day, songs wouldn't be written.Peter
"Life In Technicolor," ColdplayTechnicolor does not have the means to do so.JC Foster
"Life In The Fast Lane," The EaglesCops will get you for endangering trafficSusanna Viljanen
"Life Is A Dream," Noel HarrisonWrong! Life is real.Yvette Bristle
"Life Is A Highway," Tom CochraneOne long highway then!Larcen Tyler
"Life Is A Highway," Tom CochraneNo, it's not.JC Foster
"Life Is A Minestrone," 10CCLife is, in fact, not some sort of soup. No.pete
"Life Is A Party," Aaron CarterNot for everybody, nor all the time.Chowder
"Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)," ReunionLife's not a mineral; a radio can't roll someone.Rip Jeans
"Life Is A Song Worth Singing," Johnny MathisLife isn't a song.Yvette Bristle
"Life Is Eternal," Carly SimonAll living things die sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Life Is Just A Bowl Of Cherries," Rudy ValleeIf that were true, life would be eaten upoldtimer
"Life Is Only A Goodbye," ThunderheadThere's much more to life than that!Yvette Bristle
"Life Is Short," Dana GillespieNot for many people; some live to age 100+Yvette Bristle
"Life Is Suicide," Percy MayfieldLife isn't suicide (death).Yvette Bristle
"Life On Mars," David BowieWell, at this point, as far as is knownFussBudget
"Life On The Sun," JoydropIt's too hot on the Sun for life to exist there.Candy Welty
"Life Takes A Life," Jon Butcher AxisLife itself cannot take another's life.Opie M.
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage," Jane MorganStages don't have the quality of wickedness.Yvette Bristle
"Life's A Gas," T RexLife is a series of events.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Life's A River," Mick RonsonLife and a river aren't the same thing.Yvette Bristle
"Life's Like A River," ScorpionsNot if you live in AntarcticaElemenT
"Life's Railway To Heaven," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandNo railways go there.Yvette Bristle
"Lift Up Your Heads, Ye Mighty Gates," TraditionalGates have no heads; couldn't lift 'em if they didHeather Brockwell
"Lift Your Heart To The Sun," Anne MurrayHearts can't be lifted that far.Yvette Bristle
"The Light In Me," Brandon HeathOne cannot have light in oneself.Isac
"Light My Fire," The DoorsThis one's actually debatable.Editor's Note
"The Light Pours Out Of Me," MinistryPeople's bodies don't produce light.Yvette Bristle
"Light Sings," The 5th DimensionOh no it doesn't!Yvette Bristle
"Light The Sky On Fire," Jefferson StarshipThe sky is not flammable.Yvette Bristle
"Light With A Sharpened Edge," The UsedAnd how exactly would you sharpen it?The masked destroyer
"Lightning Crashes," LiveNo. Thunder crashes but lightning strikes.Isac
"Lightning Crashes," LiveNo. Lighting strikes; it does not crashRich
"The Lightning Tree," The SettlersTrees are not made of lightning.Yvette Bristle
"Lightning's Girl," Nancy SinatraLightning doesn't have children.Yvette Bristle
"Lightning's Hand," KansasLightning doesn't have hands.Yvette Bristle
"Like A Prayer," MadonnaHow is something like a prayer?Peter
"Like A River Dreams Of Rain," Joe DiffieRivers are incapable of dreaming.Yvette Bristle
"Like A Virgin," MadonnaEither you are virgin OR you are not.Peter
"Lips Like Sugar ," Echo And The BunnymenLips in no way resemble sugarSteve
"Lips Of Wine," Andy WilliamsLips aren't made of wine.Yvette Bristle
"Lips To Find You," Teena MarieLips are incapable of searching for anyone.Reggie Pillbox
"Lipstick Don't Lie," Mark CollieA non-sentient substance gives no info, T or F.Beverly Stiles
"Lipstick Promises," George DucasLipstick is incapable of making promises.Yvette Bristle
"Liquid Diet," Papa RoachOne cannot live on liquid alone.Weily Coyote
"Liquid Heartache," Joe DiffieHeartaches aren't composed of liquid.Yvette Bristle
"Liquid Ice," Steven BoothIce is solid, not liquid.Yvette Bristle
"Liquid Ice," Steven BoothWouldn't that be water!?Chowder
"Liquid Pig," Lisa GermanoNo pigs are liquid.Heather Brockwell
"Listen To My Smile," Guy & RalnaSmiles don't make sounds.Yvette Bristle
"Listen To The Flowers Growing," Artie WayneYou can't hear flowers growing.Yvette Bristle
"Listen To The Sun," David T. WalkerThe Sun is silent.Yvette Bristle
"Listen To Your Heart," RoxetteYou can't listen to your heart w/o a stethoscopeIsac
"Listen With Your Eyes," Eric MercuryI can't, because eyes can't hear. Only ears can.Yvette Bristle
"Little America," R.E.M.America is big!Sean
"The Little Bell That Cried," The Simple ImageBells don't cry.Yvette Bristle
"Little Egypt ," Elvis Presleythere is one egypt in this world.mina
"Little Man In My Head," Dead Milkmen Meg
"A Little Piece Of Heaven," Avenged SevenfoldIt is impossible to have a piece of heaven.Travis
"A Little Piece Of Heaven," Avenged SevenfoldUnless you're God, of course.Lizzie
"Little Saint Nick," The Beach BoysThere's no Saint named Nick.Steve
"Little Star," Madonnastars are big, fool! :PSean
"The Little White Cloud That Cried," Johnnie RayClouds don't have tear ducts to cry.Peter
"Live And Let Die," Guns N' RosesU can't let something live while leltting them dieCDD
"Live Forever," OasisNothing lives foreverFussBudget
"Live The Future," Miriam MakebaIt can't be done. The future isn't here yet.Yvette Bristle
"Live Wire," Motley CrueWires are not alive, they can never be.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Livin' Above Your Head," Jay & The AmericansYou can't literally live above your body.Candy Welty
"Livin' Ain't Livin'," FirefallIf living isn't living, then what is it?Candy Welty
"Livin' In The Fridge," Weird Al YankovicNo one can live in a refrigerator.Max E. Padd
"Livin' In The Future," Bruce Springsteen & The E Street BandThe future isn't even here yet.Yvette Bristle
"Livin' On A Prayer," Bon JoviHow Can You Live On It?! It's just a prayer!!Jared Funk
"Livin' On Borrowed Time," William BellTime can't be borrowed.Yvette Bristle
"Livin' On Borrowed Time," Puddle of MuddTime cannot be borrowed...nor lived on.Weily Coyote
"Living Dead Girl," Rob Zombienot unless you believe in VampiresRed Ant
"Living Dead GIrl," Rob ZombieCan't be both, unless you're a zombie.Karmet
"Living Doll," Cliff RichardSorry, dolls are inanimate. Can't come to life.Peter
"Living Each Day Like You're Already Dead," AtreyuThe title speaks for itself.Rebeca Gross
"Living For The City," Stevie WonderWhy does the city own you? Are you in debt?Peter
"Living Forever," GenesisNo living things die sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Living In A Box," Living In A BoxNo one actually lives in a box. It's too small.Gene Splicer
"Living In A Bubble," Eiffel 65It'll blast when you try to enter itMads
"Living In A Dream," Finger ElevenNot really. Dreams are part of your subconscious.Peter
"Living In A World Unknown," The Amazing Rhythm AcesHow can anyone live in an unknown world?!Yvette Bristle
"Living In Oblivion," Anything BoxOne can't live in something that's forgotten.Yvette Bristle
"Living In Reverse," Dana GillespieNo one can go back in time.Yvette Bristle
"Living In The Future," John PrineOne can only live in the present.Yvette Bristle
"Living In The Past," Jethro TullNot until someone events a time machine.Peter
"Living In Your Letters," Dashboard ConfessionalNo one can live in letters.Yvette Bristle
"Living Inside A Dream," NightcrawlersNo one can live within a dream.Yvette Bristle
"Living Inside Myself," Gino VannelliOne cannot live in him/herself.Opie M.
"Living Inside Your Love," Phyllis HymanLove is an emotion and can't be lived in.Yvette Bristle
"Living Is Simple," SwitchfootIt's anything BUT simple!*katie
"Living On A Knife Edge," HawkwindNo one can do this.Yvette Bristle
"Living On a Prayer," Bon JoviPrayers have no nutritional valueSusanna Viljanen
"Living On Dreams," Amii StewartDreams don't sustain life.Yvette Bristle
"Living On Plastic," Stephanie MillsPlastic doesn't sustain life.Yvette Bristle
"Living On The Ceiling," BlancmangeThere is this thing called gravity.neptunevsmars
"Living On The Edge," AerosmithIf you lived on an edge, you'd probably fall. Indy Gent
"Living On The Sun," On Shoulders Of GiantsIt's too hot on the Sun for life to exist there.Yvette Bristle
"Living On Video," Trans-XNo one can live on video alone.Yvette Bristle
"Living Out Of Time," Robin TrowerWe all live within time.Yvette Bristle
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming," TraditionalNo rose blooms forever.Rachel Blattington
"Lock And Key Of Love," Johnny ArwinLove has no locks and keys.Yvette Bristle
"Lock Me In Your Heart," Mandy MoorePeople can't occupy hearts, nor be locked in them.Yvette Bristle
"Locked In The Arms Of Love," Ken CopelandLove doesn't have arms.Yvette Bristle
"Locked Inside A Dream," Alyssa MilanoA dream has no lock.Kara Oke
"Locked Out Of Heaven," Bruno MarsHeaven does not have any locks.Your Aunt Flo
"Locking Up My Heart," The MarvelettesHearts can't be locked up.Yvette Bristle
"Locomotive Breath," Jethro TullNot unless one has been french kissing a Diesel!FussBudget
"Log Cabin Home In The Sky," The Incredible String BandLog cabins don't exist in the sky.Yvette Bristle
"Lollipop Train," The Peppermint Trolley CompanyTrains aren't made of lollipops.Yvette Bristle
"London Calling," The ClashCan a nation can call you on the telephone?Ned Riley
"The Loneliest Night," Dale & GraceNights can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Avenue," Peter And GordonNo road has this name; roads have no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Boy, Lonely Guitar," Duane EddyA guitar can't experience loneliness.Deirdre Collins
"Lonely Chair," Lloyd PriceFurniture can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"A Lonely Chord," Tsunami BombChords don't have emotions, including loneliness.Erika Clarkson
"Lonely Color Blue," Teddy PendergrassColors can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Cup Of Coffee," The FleetwoodsCups don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Day," Phantom PlanetA day doesn't get lonely.Peter
"Lonely Days," The Bee GeesDays don't have emotions, including loneliness.Erika Clarkson
"Lonely Fire," Miles DavisFire can't exhibit loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Guitar," AnnetteMusical instruments can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Heartaches," Goldie HillHeartaches can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Is The Night," Air SupplyNights can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Moon," HawkwindCelestial bodies can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Night (Angel Face)," Captain & TennilleNights can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Ol' Night," John MellencampNights cannot get old or lonely.Rock Maninoff
"Lonely Road," EverlastRoads don't have emotions, including loneliness.Erika Clarkson
"Lonely Road To Nowhere," Johnny RaphaelRoads always lead to somewhere.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Saturday Night," Don FrenchNights can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely School Year," Hudson BrothersPeriods of time can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"The Lonely Side Of The Moon," Sarah SleanCelestial bodies can't exprience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Summer," Shades Of BlueSeasons can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Teardrops," Jackie WilsonTeardrops don't have feelings.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Weekends," Charlie RichWeekends can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Wind," KansasThe wind can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Winds," The DriftersMeterological phenomena have no emotions.R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Lonely Wine," Mickey GilleyWine can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Lonesome Cities," Glenn YarbroughCities don't have emotions; their residents do.Yvette Bristle
"Lonesome Day," Bruce SpringsteenDays don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"The Lonesome Road," Trini LopezRoads don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Lonesome Sundown," Tom Petty & The HeartbreakersSundowns don't have emotions.Candy Welty
"Lonesome Town," Ricky NelsonTowns have no emotions, including lonesomeness.Erika Clarkson
"Lonesome Valley," Glenn YarbroughValleys don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Long Ago Tomorrow," B.J. ThomasTomorrow is in the future, not in the past.Yvette Bristle
"Long And Lonesome Highway Blues," Rusty WierRoads don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Long Bomb Blues," Blodwyn PigBombs are incapable of emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Long Live Rock," The WhoRocks aren't alive, long or shortly.Peter
"Long Live Rock And Roll," RainbowRock And Roll is not a living thing.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Long Lonesome Highway," Michael ParksPaved roads don't feel emotions.Peter
"Longer Than Forever," Bobby GoldsboroThere is no longer time than forever!Yvette Bristle
"Looking For An Echo," Ol' 55When you see one, let me know!FussBudget
"Looking For My Life," David & JonathanIf you have your life, then it's not lost.Yvette Bristle
"Looking For My Mind," George Paul JeffersonAnd where might you find it?Yvette Bristle
"Looking Glass Eyes," Aidenself-explanatoryLizzie
"Looking Outside Inside," Anathema weird kid106
"Looking Through The Eyes Of Love," Partridge FamilyAs an emotion, love doesn't have eyes.Peter
"Looking Through Your Eyes," LeAnn RimesOne can't look through another's eyes.Carmen Mistletoe
"Looks That Kill," Motley CrueOnly in science fiction does looking kill someone.Peter
"Lords Of Summer," MetallicaNo one reigns over a season.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Lose My Breath," Destiny's ChildThen you'll die.Peter
"Lose Yourself," EminemHow?....Ricky
"Lose Yourself," EminemLet me just walk into this dark forest...Wade
"Losing More Than You've Ever Had," AcceptYou can't lose things you don't have.Yvette Bristle
"Lost Highway," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandRoads are incapable of getting lost.Yvette Bristle
"Lost In A Feeling," Claudia ChurchYou can't get lost in an emotion.Candy Welty
"Lost In Emotion," Lisa Lisa & Cult JamNo one can get lost in any emotion.Candy Welty
"Lost In Love," Air SupplyHow would you get lost inside of an emotion?Peter
"Lost In Music," Sister SledgeMusic is not something a person can get 'lost' in.Candy Welty
"Lost In The Future," Gamma RayThe future hasn't happened yet.Yvette Bristle
"Lost In You," Rod StewartHe couldn't get inside you, let alone get lost.Rock Maninoff
"Lost In You," Three Days GraceA person can't get lost in another person.Yvette Bristle
"Lost In Your Eyes," Debbie GibsonNot unless she was the size of a contact lens.George Straitjacket
"Lost Inside Of You," Al HudsonA person can't get lost in another person.Yvette Bristle
"Lost Inside Your Love," BadfingerLove is an emotion and has no inside.Yvette Bristle
"Lost Years," Willie BoboYears can't be lost.Yvette Bristle
"Loud Clothes," Per GessleClothes don't make noise.Alanis More Upset
"Loud Green Song," PattoSongs have no color.Heather Brockwell
"Love Is Like A Bullet," ShoesLove doesn't resemble a bullet.Yvette Bristle
"Love Bites," Def LeppardLove is an emotion. It has no teeth.ThatAwesomeGuy
"Love Bites," Def LeppardLove has no teeth.Christy McDaniel
"Love Bomb," Cheryl LynnLove is an emotion and is not a bomb.Yvette Bristle
"Love Burned A Hole In The Night," Tom JonesLove is an emotion and doesn't burn holes.Yvette Bristle
"Love Burns," Neil DiamondLove is an emotion and has no flame to burn.Yvette Bristle
"Love Can Build A Bridge," Wynonna JuddLove is not a construction methodRachel Blattington
"Love Can Move Mountains," Celine Dion  Natalie Snortman
"Love Castle," Chick CoreaLove is an emotion and is not a castle.Yvette Bristle
"Love Changes Everything," Climie FisherThere are things love doesn't change.Peter
"Love Chaser," EuropeYou can't chase an emotion.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Love Comes In Funny Packages," SalvationLove doesn't come in any packages.Yvette Bristle
"Love Comes Walking In," Van HalenLove has no legs. How can it walk?Scandia
"Love Conquers All," Nanci GriffithLove is an emotion and does no conquering.Yvette Bristle
"Love Cries," Stage DollsLove is an emotion and doesn't cry.Yvette Bristle
"Love Explains It All," Venke KnutsonEven gravity?Jellybean
"Love Explosion," Unlimited TouchLove is an emotion and it doesn't explode.Yvette Bristle
"Love Gun," KissThere's no such gun.Hard Rock Harry
"Love Hangover," Diana RossYou cannot get a hangover through love.Reggie Pillbox
"Love Has A Mind Of Its Own," Donna SummerUhm, no, it does not.Yvette Bristle
"Love Has Fallen Down On Me," The Rotary ConnectionLove can't fall onto a person.Yvette Bristle
"Love Held On To Me," Connie SmithLove is an emotion and can't physically hold on.Yvette Bristle
"Love Hunter," WhitesnakeYou cannot hunt an emotion.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Love Hurts," NazarethMost of the time it is pure elationSusanna Viljanen
"Love In A Vacuum," Til TuesdayBy deffinition, a vacuum is devoid of everythingGarnet
"Love In A Vacuum," 'Til TuesdayA vacuum cleaner cannot hold love.Isac
"Love In Every Room," Paul MauriatMany rooms have no love in them.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A 5-Letter Word," James PhelpsNo. Love is a 4-letter word!Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A 5-Letter Word ," James PhelpsWhy Phelps had few hits, he couldn't count?Peter
"Love is a Battlefield," Pat BenatarBattlefields are full of aggression, not love!Larcen Tyler
"Love Is A Battlefield," Pat BenatarAn emotion cannot take physical form.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Love Is A Bird," The KnickerbockersLove is an emotion, not a living thing.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Bitch," The Dazz BandLove is an emotion, not a dog or person.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Carousel," Craig DouglasLove is an emotion and not an amusement-park ride.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Castle," Barbara LewisLove is an emotion, not a building.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Cracked Head Gasket," Baboon RisingDuh, love isn't that! Would elaborate, but no roomHeather Brockwell
"Love Is A Cyborg Playing The Harpsichord," Logan WhitehurstEven if a cyborg did so, it wouldn't be love.Heather Brockwell
"Love Is A Dance," Christopher HornLove is an emotion and is not a dance.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Dead Language," Chagall GuevaraLove isn't a language - living or dead.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Fist," Mr. BungleLove is not a body part.Opie M.
"Love Is A Golden Ring," Frankie LaineNo, it's an emotion or a 4-letter word.Peter
"Love Is A Gypsy," Laurie LomanLove is an emotion, not a person.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Hurtin' Thing," Lou RawlsEmotions don't cause pain in and of themselves.Peter
"Love Is A Loaded Gun," Alice Cooper A loaded gun is a weapon to kill. Not loveMads
"Love Is A Number," White Rose MovementLove is an emotion and is not a number.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Rhapsody," General LafayetteLove is an emotion and is not music.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Rose," Linda RonstadtLove is an emotion, not a flower.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Shield," CamouflageLove is not a shieldHeather Brockwell
"Love Is A Soldier," Jan WayneLove is an emotion and is not a person.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Strange Hotel," Christine CollisterLove is not any kind of hotel.Hilary Nevis
"Love Is A Stranger," EurythmicsNo. Love is an emotion.ThatAwesomeGuy
"Love Is A Sunny Day," John Roger BeachLove is an emotion, not a day.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Train," Willie NileLove is an emotion, not a train.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is All Around," TroggsI've been in lots of places without love around.Mads
"Love Is An Army," LeAnn RimesNo. Love is an emotion.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Bigger Than The Whole Wide World," HeadbandLove doesn't have a physical size.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Black," Carolyne MasLove is an emotion, not a color.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Blue," Paul MauriatLove is an emotion; it cannot have color.Lucinda Blair
"Love Is Bubblegum," Tony Dano & Robie ReedLove is an emotion, not gum.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Dead," KerliLove is an abstract concept, not a living being.Star
"Love Is Dynamite," Gary DaleLove is an emotion, not an explosive.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Everything," Maria MuldaurNo, it is not.Candy Welty
"Love Is Green," Jeff BeckLove is an emotion and hence has no color.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is In Flight," Marlena ShawLove is an emotion and it doesn't fly.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is In The Air," John Paul YoungI thought it was oxygen? Pollution?Peter
"Love Is Like A Butterfly," Dolly PartonLove is not like a butterfly or any insect.Lynnetta Lore
"Love Is Like A Rock," Donnie IrisLove does not turn to stone.Mickey D.
"Love Is Like A Violin," Barclay James HarvestLove doesn't resemble a musical instrument.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Like An Itching In My Heart," The SupremesAn emotion can't cause an itch.Peter
"Love Is Like Champagne," Jane MorganLove is an emotion and doesn't resemble a drink.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Like Oxygen," SweetNo. Love is an emotion; oxygen is a gas.Peter
"Love Is Me, Love Is You," Connie FrancisLove is an emotion, not a person.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Muddy Water," Rita CoolidgeLove is an emotion, not water.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Summertime," The PendulumsLove is an emotion, not a time of year.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is The Drug," Roxy MusicCan you get a prescription for love? No.Francis A. Sissy
"Love Is The Light," Beverly CravenLove is an emotion and is not a light.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is The Only Soldier," Jann ArdenLove is not a soldier.Shelley Potts
"Love Is The Price," DJ BoboWhat can I buy for love?Mads
"Love Is Thin Ice," Barbara MandrellLove is an emotion, not ice.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is You," Danny WarnerLove is an emotion, not a person.Yvette Bristle
"Love Isn't Love," The AggrolitesIf love isn't love, then what is it?Yvette Bristle
"Love Jumped Through My Window," Arthur LeeLove is not an animal or human beingSutch
"Love Kills," Freddie MercuryIf so, then why are there so many love songs?Yvette Bristle
"Love Knows I Love You," Backstreet BoysLove is an emotion and doesn't know anything.Yvette Bristle
"Love Leads To Madness," NazarethIf so, everyone would be institutionalized.Brit Boxx
"Love Lies," Bon JoviLove is an emotion and is incapable of lying.Yvette Bristle
"Love Lies Bleeding," Elton JohnLove cannot lie or bleed.Nigel Shave Cream
"Love Like A Fire," Frozen GhostLove is an emotion, not a fire.Yvette Bristle
"Love Like Stone," Carolyne MasLove is an emotion and doesn't resemble stone.Yvette Bristle
"Love Locked Out," Ketty LesterLove is an emotion and it can't be locked.Yvette Bristle
"Love Machine," Girls AloudNo such machine ever existedNK
"Love Makes The World Go Round," Perry ComoHardly. This fails all scientific proof.Peter
"Love Me And The World Is Mine," Henry BurrNo one can own the whole world.Yvette Bristle
"Love Me Back To Life," Bon JoviLove can't bring back life; dead people can't singCandy Welty
"Love Me Like A River Does," Melody GardotRivers don't love anybody.Daphne Fairhope
"Love Me To Pieces," Jill Corey Natalie Snortman
"Love Me With Your Eyes," Ronnie LeeEyes can't love anyone.Yvette Bristle
"Love Minus Zero - No Limit," Turley RichardsLove isn't mathematical.Yvette Bristle
"The Love Nest," Herb AlpertNests are not made of love.Yvette Bristle
"Love Never Fails," Brandon HeathActually, love fails way too often.Heather Brockwell
"Love On The Wing," Jesse Colin YoungLove is an emotion and doesn't fly.Yvette Bristle
"Love Only Knows," Josh GrobanLove is an emotion and is incapable of knowledge.Yvette Bristle
"Love Played A Game," Ann PeeblesLove is an emotion and can't play games.Yvette Bristle
"Love Plus One," Haircut 100Love isn't a mathematical term.Dwayne D. Bathtub
"Love Pollution," The Bar-KaysLove is an emotion and it doesn't pollute.Yvette Bristle
"Love Potion #9," The SearchersThere is no such thing as a love potionJeffrey Hope
"Love Punch," The ChaletsLove is an emotion and is incapable of punching.Yvette Bristle
"Love Rain," LeadI don't think feelings can be weather, do you?Gemma
"Love Really Hurts Without You," Billy OceanLove as word doesn't feel anything including pain.Peter
"Love Removal Machine," The CultNo such machine exists.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Love Removal Machine," The CultNever heard of such a thing. Who invented it?Peter
"Love Scar," Paul ThornLove is an emotion and it doesn't have scars.Yvette Bristle
"Love Shines Bright," Keith SykesLove is an emotion, not a light.Yvette Bristle
"Love Ship," Charles Lloyd QuartetLove is an emotion, not a ship.Yvette Bristle
"Love Shot Me Down," Night RangerLove is an emotion and is incapable of shooting.Yvette Bristle
"Love Sneaking Up On You," Bonnie RaittSince when can you see love approaching?Larcen Tyler
"Love Stinks," J. Geils BandLove has no smellIsac
"Love Stinks," J. Geils BandLove does not have an odor.Red Ruffcorn
"Love Tastes Like Strawberries," The Briarwood SingersLove doesn't have a taste.Yvette Bristle
"Love To Love You (And Tonight Pigs Will Fly)," CaravanPigs don't fly.Yvette Bristle
"A Love Vibration," Ann PeeblesLove is an emotion and does not vibrate.Yvette Bristle
"Love Waits," The Angels (Australian group)Love is an emotion and does no waiting.Yvette Bristle
"Love Walked In," Dinah WashingtonLove is an emotion and it doesn't walk.Yvette Bristle
"Love Walks In," Van HalenLove is incapable of walking.Yvette Bristle
"Love Will Find A Way," YesLove is incapable of searching.Human Being
"Love Will Keep Us Alive," EaglesNo one can live on love alone.Yvette Bristle
"Love Will Tear Us Apart," Joy DivisionSo, now love is causing physical harm to you?Peter
"Love You To," The BeatlesLove me to what? To not make sense?Michael C
"Love's A Burning Fire," Beverly Ann GibsonLove is an emotion, not a fire.Yvette Bristle
"Love's Gone Mad," Seventh AvenueLove is an emotion and doesn't go mad.Yvette Bristle
"Love's Just A Broken Heart," Cilla BlackNo, it's an emotion.Peter
"Love's The Only House," Martina McBrideThere are many houses, and love isn't one.Heather Brockwell
"Lovefingers," Silver ApplesLove is an emotion, not fingers.Yvette Bristle
"Loveless Love," Big LeeThis is an oxymoron. It contradicts itself.Yvette Bristle
"Lovely Sky Boat," Alice ColtraneFlying boats have been obsolete since after WWII.Chowder
"Lovely Sky Boat," Alice ColtraneThere are no boats in the sky.Yvette Bristle
"Lovers Never Say Goodbye," The FlamingosOh yes they do!Yvette Bristle
"Loves Me Like A Rock," Paul SimonRocks are incapable of love.Yvette Bristle
"Lovin' You Out Loud," Rascal FlattsYou can't love anybody out loud, or in any volume!Mr. Sally
"Loving Arms," Sammi SmithArms don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Loving You Has Made Me Bananas," Guy MarksLove can't make bananas.Yvette Bristle
"Loving You Was Like A Party," Marlena ShawLoving somebody isn't ANYTHING like a partyHota Copy
"Loving You Was Like A Party," Marlena ShawLoving doesn't resemble a party.Yvette Bristle
"lron Forest," NakkaForests don't contain iron.Yvette Bristle
"Luck Be A Lady," Frank SinatraLuck is not a being, therefore it is not a lady.JC Foster
"Luck Be A Lady," Barbra StreisandLuck has no genderWoody Willoughby
"Lucky Star," MadonnaA star (in the sky) cannot have luck.Connie Furr
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," The Beatleswhat are diamonds and Lucy doing in the sky?TBuck
"Lyin' Eyes," The EaglesEyes can tell neither truth nor lies.Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Lying To The Moon," Matraca BergOne can't address the Moon (truthfully OR lyingly)Erin Amidon

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