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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Laffy Taffy," D4L | Laffy Taffy is candy, not a body part. | Emily |
| "Last Cup Of Sorrow," Faith No More | Sorrow isn't a beverage. | Rip Jeans |
| "Last Song," Edward Bear | Many more songs have come after it. | Trina Lufkin |
| "Lazy Days," Enya | Days themselves can't be lazy | Diddims |
| "Lazy River," Bobby Darin | Rivers don't get 'lazy'. | Peter |
| "Lazy Sunday," Small Faces | FussBudget | |
| "Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days of Summer," Nat King Cole | So, summer days are lazy, hazy and crazy? | Peter |
| "Learn To Fly," Foo Fighters | Do you have wings or something? | Ned Riley |
| "Learning To Breathe," Switchfoot | You'll be dead before you LEARN to breathe | *katie |
| "Learning To Fly," Tom Petty | Not without wings you can't, Tom. | Peter |
| "Less Than Nothing," Demon Hunter | Nothing is nothing, it can't go any lower than it | prisoner20697 |
| "Let Me Be Your Angel," Stacy Lattisaw | A person cannot simply become an angel. | Reggie Pillbox |
| "Let My Love Open The Door," Pete Townshend | How? | FussBudget |
| "Let The Wind Chase You," Trisha Yearwood | Wind merely blows, not chasing anybody. | Andrea Greenleaf |
| "Let's Kill Saturday Night," Pin Monkey | A night cannot be killed. | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| "Life After Death," Notorious B.I.G. | I'm afraid it doesn't exist | Mads |
| "Life for Rent," Dido | You can't rent out a life | Eta_Cassiopeia |
| "Life In One Day," Howard Jones | If life was in 1 day, songs wouldn't be written. | Peter |
| "Life In The Fast Lane," The Eagles | Cops will get you for endangering traffic | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Life Is A Highway," Tom Cochrane | No, it's not. | JC Foster |
| "Life Is A Highway," Tom Cochrane | One long highway then! | Larcen Tyler |
| "Life Is A Minestrone," 10CC | Life is, in fact, not some sort of soup. No. | pete |
| "Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)," Reunion | Life's not a mineral; a radio can't roll someone. | Rip Jeans |
| "Life Is Just A Bowl Of Cherries," Rudy Vallee | If that were true, life would be eaten up | oldtimer |
| "Life On Mars," David Bowie | Well, at this point, as far as is known | FussBudget |
| "Life's Like A River," Scorpions | Not if you live in Antarctica | ElemenT |
| "Light With A Sharpened Edge," The Used | And how exactly would you sharpen it? | The masked destroyer |
| "Like A Prayer," Madonna | How is something like a prayer? | Peter |
| "Linda Ronstadt," Heart Like A Wheel | A heart isn't round, so it can't be like a wheel | shepop |
| "Lipstick Don't Lie," Mark Collie | A non-sentient substance gives no info, T or F. | Beverly Stiles |
| "Liquid Diet," Papa Roach | One cannot live on liquid alone. | Weily Coyote |
| "Little America," R.E.M. | America is big! | Sean |
| "Little Egypt ," Elvis Presley | there is one egypt in this world. | mina |
| "Little Man In My Head," Dead Milkmen | Meg | |
| "A Little Piece Of Heaven," Avenged Sevenfold | It is impossible to have a piece of heaven. | Travis |
| "A Little Piece Of Heaven," Avenged Sevenfold | Unless you're God, of course. | Lizzie |
| "Little Star," Madonna | stars are big, fool! :P | Sean |
| "Live And Let Die," Guns N' Roses | U can't let something live while leltting them die | CDD |
| "Live Forever," Oasis | Nothing lives forever | FussBudget |
| "Livin' On A Prayer," Bon Jovi | How Can You Live On It?! It's just a prayer!! | Jared Funk |
| "Livin' On Borrowed Time," Puddle of Mudd | Time cannot be borrowed...nor lived on. | Weily Coyote |
| "Living Dead GIrl," Rob Zombie | Can't be both, unless you're a zombie. | Karmet |
| "Living Dead Girl," Rob Zombie | not unless you believe in Vampires | Red Ant |
| "Living Each Day Like You're Already Dead," Atreyu | ross | |
| "Living In A Box," Living In A Box | No one actually lives in a box. It's too small. | Gene Splicer |
| "Living In A Bubble," Eiffel 65 | It'll blast when you try to enter it | Mads |
| "Living Is Simple," Switchfoot | It's anything BUT simple! | *katie |
| "Living Outside Myself," Gino Vannelli | How could one live outside of their body? | Mr. Critic |
| "Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming," Traditional | No rose blooms forever. | Rachel Blattington |
| "Locomotive Breath," Jethro Tull | Not unless one has been french kissing a Diesel! | FussBudget |
| "London Calling," The Clash | Can a nation can call you on the telephone? | Ned Riley |
| "A Lonely Chord," Tsunami Bomb | Chords don't have emotions, including loneliness. | Erika Clarkson |
| "Lonely Days," The Bee Gees | Days don't have emotions, including loneliness. | Erika Clarkson |
| "Lonely Road," Everlast | Roads don't have emotions, including loneliness. | Erika Clarkson |
| "Lonely Winds," The Drifters | Meterological phenomena have no emotions. | R. Jeanine O'Succinate |
| "Lonesome Town," Ricky Nelson | Towns have no emotions, including lonesomeness. | Erika Clarkson |
| "Looking For An Echo," Ol' 55 | When you see one, let me know! | FussBudget |
| "Looking Glass Eyes," Aiden | self-explanatory | Lizzie |
| "Looking Outside Inside," Anathema | weird kid106 | |
| "Looking Through The Eyes Of Love," Partridge Family | As an emotion, love doesn't have eyes. | Peter |
| "Lose Yourself," Eminem | How?.... | Ricky |
| "Lose Yourself," Eminem | Let me just walk into this dark forest... | Wade |
| "Lost In Your Eyes," Debbie Gibson | Not unless she was the size of a contact lens. | George Straitjacket |
| "Love Bites," Def Leppard | Love is an emotion. It has no teeth. | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Love Can Build A Bridge," Wynonna Judd | Love is not a construction method | Rachel Blattington |
| "Love Can Move Mountains," Celine Dion | Natalie Snortman | |
| "Love Comes Walking In," Van Halen | Love has no legs. How can it walk? | Scandia |
| "Love Explains It All," Venke Knutson | Even gravity? | Jellybean |
| "Love In A Vacuum," Til Tuesday | By deffinition, a vacuum is devoid of everything | Garnet |
| "Love is a Battlefield," Pat Benatar | Battlefields are full of aggression, not love! | Larcen Tyler |
| "Love Is A Loaded Gun," Alice Cooper | A loaded gun is a weapon to kill. Not love | Mads |
| "Love Is A Stranger," Eurythmics | No. Love is an emotion. | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Love Is All Around," Troggs | I've been in lots of places without love around. | Mads |
| "Love Is In The Air," John Paul Young | I thought it was oxygen? Pollution? | Peter |
| "Love Is Like A Rock," Donnie Iris | Love does not turn to stone. | Mickey D. |
| "Love Is Like An Itching In My Heart," The Supremes | An emotion can't cause an itch. | Peter |
| "Love Is The Drug," Roxy Music | Can you get a prescription for love? No. | Francis A. Sissy |
| "Love Is The Price," DJ Bobo | What can I buy for love? | Mads |
| "Love Machine," Girls Aloud | No such machine ever existed | NK |
| "Love Me To Pieces," Jill Corey | Natalie Snortman | |
| "Love Plus One," Haircut 100 | Love isn't a mathematical term. | Dwayne D. Bathtub |
| "Love Potion #9," The Searchers | There is no such thing as a love potion | Jeffrey Hope |
| "Love Rain," Lead | I don't think feelings can be weather, do you? | Gemma |
| "Love Stinks," J. Geils Band | Love does not have an odor. | Red Ruffcorn |
| "Lovin' You Out Loud," Rascal Flatts | You can't love anybody out loud, or in any volume! | Mr. Sally |
| "Luck Be A Lady," Frank Sinatra | Luck is not a being, therefore it is not a lady. | JC Foster |
| "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," The Beatles | what are diamonds and Lucy doing in the sky? | TBuck |
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