Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Ladder In My Tights," Amy Studt | You can't fit a ladder in there. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Laffy Taffy," D4L | Laffy Taffy is candy, not a body part. | Emily |
| "Land Of Confusion," Genesis | I've never heard of the place, anyone else? | Peter |
| "The Land Where Animals Are People," The Brothers Legard | This land exists only in fiction. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lasso The Moon," Art Garfunkel | It's way too big and too far away to do that. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Last Cowboy Song," Waylon Jennings | There have been many cowboy songs after this one. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Last Cup Of Sorrow," Faith No More | Sorrow isn't a beverage. | Rip Jeans |
| "Last Song," Edward Bear | Many more songs have come after it. | Trina Lufkin |
| "The Laughing Stalk," Wovenhand | Stalks are incapable of laughing. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lava Twilight," InMe | No twilight is made of lava. | Cheryl Jordan |
| "Lawn Mower Limousine," Pamela Miller | Lawn mowers aren't limousines. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lay Some Happiness On Me," Dean Martin | You can't lay an emotion on anyone. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lay Your World On Me," Ozzy Osbourne | The world can't be laid on anyone. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lazy Day," Spanky And Our Gang | Laziness is not an attribute that a day can have. | Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid |
| "Lazy Days," Enya | Days themselves can't be lazy | Diddims |
| "Lazy River," Bobby Darin | Rivers don't get 'lazy'. | Peter |
| "Lazy Sunday," Small Faces | FussBudget | |
| "Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days of Summer," Nat King Cole | So, summer days are lazy, hazy and crazy? | Peter |
| "Le telephone pleure (The telephone is crying)," Claude Francois | You can cry while communicating on a phone, though | Tommy |
| "Learn To Fly," Foo Fighters | Do you have wings or something? | Ned Riley |
| "Learning To Breathe," Switchfoot | You'll be dead before you LEARN to breathe | *katie |
| "Learning To Fly," Tom Petty | Not without wings you can't, Tom. | Peter |
| "Leaves Are The Tears Of Autumn," Dick Lee | Leaves aren't tears. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Left Side Of The Right Side Of Love," Country George Reynolds | Love has no left and right sides. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lesbian Moon," Black Countess | The Moon has no sexual orientation. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Less Than Nothing," Demon Hunter | Nothing is nothing, it can't go any lower than it | prisoner20697 |
| "Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence," Fernando Ortega | Can't practice what you're singing if you sing it! | Mary Ann Brite |
| "Let Him Fly," Jessica Simpson | Opening line calls subject "man" (not bird or bat) | Karen Smith |
| "Let Love Do The Talking," Diane Leigh | Love is an emotion and can't speak. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Let Me Be The Clock," Smokey Robinson | People aren't clocks. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Let Me Be Your Angel," Stacy Lattisaw | A person cannot simply become an angel. | Reggie Pillbox |
| "Let Me Be Your Underwear," Club 69 | People can't be clothing! | Tommy |
| "Let Me Be Your Wings," Barry Manilow | A person can't become wings. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Let My Love Open The Door," Pete Townshend | How? | FussBudget |
| "Let The Song Last Forever," Dan Fogelberg | All songs end sooner or later. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Let The Wind Chase You," Trisha Yearwood | Wind merely blows, not chasing anybody. | Andrea Greenleaf |
| "Let Us Be The Dawn," Neil Merryweather | People are not a solar event. | Candy Welty |
| "Let Your Lips Run Away With Your Heart," Richard Hayes | Lips and hearts can't run away. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Let Your Love Flow," Bellamy Brothers | Fluids are what flows. Love isn't a fluid. | Anita Grade |
| "Let's All Run To The Sun," The Glass Menagerie | People can't run through space. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Let's End It Before It Begins," Judy Thomas | You can't end something that hasn't begun. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Let's Kill Saturday Night," Pin Monkey | A night cannot be killed. | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| "Let's Turn Back The Years," Hank Williams | Time can't be reversed. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Letter Full Of Tears," Gladys Knight & The Pips | Letters do not contain tears. | Candy Welty |
| "A Letter To My Heart," Jim Reeves | I tried, but never could find my heart's zip code! | Karen Smith |
| "The Lies In Your Eyes," Sweet | Eyes don't contain lies. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Life After Death," Notorious B.I.G. | There is none. | Mads |
| "Life for Rent," Dido | You can't rent out a life | Eta_Cassiopeia |
| "Life In One Day," Howard Jones | If life was in 1 day, songs wouldn't be written. | Peter |
| "Life In Technicolor," Coldplay | Technicolor does not have the means to do so. | JC Foster |
| "Life In The Fast Lane," The Eagles | Cops will get you for endangering traffic | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Life Is A Dream," Noel Harrison | Wrong! Life is real. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Life Is A Highway," Tom Cochrane | One long highway then! | Larcen Tyler |
| "Life Is A Highway," Tom Cochrane | No, it's not. | JC Foster |
| "Life Is A Minestrone," 10CC | Life is, in fact, not some sort of soup. No. | pete |
| "Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)," Reunion | Life's not a mineral; a radio can't roll someone. | Rip Jeans |
| "Life Is Eternal," Carly Simon | All living things die sooner or later. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Life Is Just A Bowl Of Cherries," Rudy Vallee | If that were true, life would be eaten up | oldtimer |
| "Life Is Only A Goodbye," Thunderhead | There's much more to life than that! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Life Is Suicide," Percy Mayfield | Life isn't suicide (death). | Yvette Bristle |
| "Life On Mars," David Bowie | Well, at this point, as far as is known | FussBudget |
| "Life On The Sun," Joydrop | It's too hot on the Sun for life to exist there. | Candy Welty |
| "Life's Like A River," Scorpions | Not if you live in Antarctica | ElemenT |
| "Lift Up Your Heads, Ye Mighty Gates," Traditional | Gates have no heads; couldn't lift 'em if they did | Heather Brockwell |
| "Lift Your Heart To The Sun," Anne Murray | Hearts can't be lifted that far. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Light In Me," Brandon Heath | One cannot have light in oneself. | Isac |
| "Light My Fire," The Doors | This one's actually debatable. | Editor's Note |
| "Light Sings," The 5th Dimension | Oh no it doesn't! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Light The Sky On Fire," Jefferson Starship | The sky is not flammable. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Light With A Sharpened Edge," The Used | And how exactly would you sharpen it? | The masked destroyer |
| "Lightning Crashes," Live | No. Lighting strikes; it does not crash | Rich |
| "The Lightning Tree," The Settlers | Trees are not made of lightning. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lightning's Girl," Nancy Sinatra | Lightning doesn't have children. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Like A Prayer," Madonna | How is something like a prayer? | Peter |
| "Lips Of Wine," Andy Williams | Lips aren't made of wine. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lips To Find You," Teena Marie | Lips are incapable of searching for anyone. | Reggie Pillbox |
| "Lipstick Don't Lie," Mark Collie | A non-sentient substance gives no info, T or F. | Beverly Stiles |
| "Liquid Diet," Papa Roach | One cannot live on liquid alone. | Weily Coyote |
| "Liquid Ice," Steven Booth | Ice is solid, not liquid. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Liquid Pig," Lisa Germano | No pigs are liquid. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Listen To My Smile," Guy & Ralna | Smiles don't make sounds. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Listen To The Flowers Growing," Artie Wayne | You can't hear flowers growing. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Listen With Your Eyes," Eric Mercury | I can't, because eyes can't hear. Only ears can. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Little America," R.E.M. | America is big! | Sean |
| "The Little Bell That Cried," The Simple Image | Bells don't cry. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Little Egypt ," Elvis Presley | there is one egypt in this world. | mina |
| "Little Man In My Head," Dead Milkmen | Meg | |
| "A Little Piece Of Heaven," Avenged Sevenfold | It is impossible to have a piece of heaven. | Travis |
| "A Little Piece Of Heaven," Avenged Sevenfold | Unless you're God, of course. | Lizzie |
| "Little Star," Madonna | stars are big, fool! :P | Sean |
| "The Little White Cloud That Cried," Johnnie Ray | Clouds don't have tear ducts to cry. | Peter |
| "Live And Let Die," Guns N' Roses | U can't let something live while leltting them die | CDD |
| "Live Forever," Oasis | Nothing lives forever | FussBudget |
| "Livin' Above Your Head," Jay & The Americans | You can't literally live above your body. | Candy Welty |
| "Livin' Ain't Livin'," Firefall | If living isn't living, then what is it? | Candy Welty |
| "Livin' In The Fridge," Weird Al Yankovic | No one can live in a refrigerator. | Max E. Padd |
| "Livin' In The Future," Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band | The future isn't even here yet. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Livin' On A Prayer," Bon Jovi | How Can You Live On It?! It's just a prayer!! | Jared Funk |
| "Livin' On Borrowed Time," William Bell | Time can't be borrowed. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Livin' On Borrowed Time," Puddle of Mudd | Time cannot be borrowed...nor lived on. | Weily Coyote |
| "Living Dead GIrl," Rob Zombie | Can't be both, unless you're a zombie. | Karmet |
| "Living Dead Girl," Rob Zombie | not unless you believe in Vampires | Red Ant |
| "Living Doll," Cliff Richard | Sorry, dolls are inanimate. Can't come to life. | Peter |
| "Living Each Day Like You're Already Dead," Atreyu | The title speaks for itself. | Rebeca Gross |
| "Living For The City," Stevie Wonder | Why does the city own you? Are you in debt? | Peter |
| "Living In A Box," Living In A Box | No one actually lives in a box. It's too small. | Gene Splicer |
| "Living In A Bubble," Eiffel 65 | It'll blast when you try to enter it | Mads |
| "Living In A World Unknown," The Amazing Rhythm Aces | How can anyone live in an unknown world?! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Living In Oblivion," Anything Box | One can't live in something that's forgotten. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Living In The Past," Jethro Tull | Not until someone events a time machine. | Peter |
| "Living Is Simple," Switchfoot | It's anything BUT simple! | *katie |
| "Living On a Prayer," Bon Jovi | Prayers have no nutritional value | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Living On The Ceiling," Blancmange | There is this thing called gravity. | neptunevsmars |
| "Living On The Edge," Aerosmith | If you lived on an edge, you'd probably fall. | Indy Gent |
| "Living On The Sun," On Shoulders Of Giants | It's too hot on the Sun for life to exist there. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Living On Video," Trans-X | No one can live on video alone. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Living Outside Myself," Gino Vannelli | How could one live outside of their body? | Mr. Critic |
| "Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming," Traditional | No rose blooms forever. | Rachel Blattington |
| "Lock And Key Of Love," Johnny Arwin | Love has no locks and keys. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lock Me In Your Heart," Mandy Moore | People can't occupy hearts, nor be locked in them. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Locked In The Arms Of Love," Ken Copeland | Love doesn't have arms. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Locked Inside A Dream," Alyssa Milano | A dream has no lock. | Kara Oke |
| "Locking Up My Heart," The Marvelettes | Hearts can't be locked up. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Locomotive Breath," Jethro Tull | Not unless one has been french kissing a Diesel! | FussBudget |
| "Lollipop Train," The Peppermint Trolley Company | Trains aren't made of lollipops. | Yvette Bristle |
| "London Calling," The Clash | Can a nation can call you on the telephone? | Ned Riley |
| "Lonely Boy, Lonely Guitar," Duane Eddy | A guitar can't experience loneliness. | Deirdre Collins |
| "A Lonely Chord," Tsunami Bomb | Chords don't have emotions, including loneliness. | Erika Clarkson |
| "Lonely Day," Phantom Planet | A day doesn't get lonely. | Peter |
| "Lonely Days," The Bee Gees | Days don't have emotions, including loneliness. | Erika Clarkson |
| "Lonely Heartaches," Goldie Hill | Heartaches can't experience loneliness. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lonely Ol' Night," John Mellencamp | Nights cannot get old or lonely. | Rock Maninoff |
| "Lonely Road," Everlast | Roads don't have emotions, including loneliness. | Erika Clarkson |
| "Lonely Road To Nowhere," Johnny Raphael | Roads always lead to somewhere. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lonely Teardrops," Jackie Wilson | Teardrops don't have feelings. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lonely Winds," The Drifters | Meterological phenomena have no emotions. | R. Jeanine O'Succinate |
| "The Lonesome Road," Trini Lopez | Roads don't have emotions. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lonesome Sundown," Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | Sundowns don't have emotions. | Candy Welty |
| "Lonesome Town," Ricky Nelson | Towns have no emotions, including lonesomeness. | Erika Clarkson |
| "Long Ago Tomorrow," B.J. Thomas | Tomorrow is in the future, not in the past. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Long Live Rock," The Who | Rocks aren't alive, long or shortly. | Peter |
| "Long Lonesome Highway," Michael Parks | Paved roads don't feel emotions. | Peter |
| "Longer Than Forever," Bobby Goldsboro | There is no longer time than forever! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Looking For An Echo," Ol' 55 | When you see one, let me know! | FussBudget |
| "Looking For My Life," David & Jonathan | If you have your life, then it's not lost. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Looking For My Mind," George Paul Jefferson | And where might you find it? | Yvette Bristle |
| "Looking Glass Eyes," Aiden | self-explanatory | Lizzie |
| "Looking Outside Inside," Anathema | weird kid106 | |
| "Looking Through The Eyes Of Love," Partridge Family | As an emotion, love doesn't have eyes. | Peter |
| "Looking Through Your Eyes," LeAnn Rimes | One can't look through another's eyes. | Carmen Mistletoe |
| "Looks That Kill," Motley Crue | Only in science fiction does looking kill someone. | Peter |
| "Lose My Breath," Destiny's Child | Then you'll die. | Peter |
| "Lose Yourself," Eminem | How?.... | Ricky |
| "Lose Yourself," Eminem | Let me just walk into this dark forest... | Wade |
| "Losing More Than You've Ever Had," Accept | You can't lose things you don't have. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lost In A Feeling," Claudia Church | You can't get lost in an emotion. | Candy Welty |
| "Lost In Emotion," Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam | No one can get lost in any emotion. | Candy Welty |
| "Lost In Love," Air Supply | How would you get lost inside of an emotion? | Peter |
| "Lost In The Future," Gamma Ray | The future hasn't happened yet. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lost In Your Eyes," Debbie Gibson | Not unless she was the size of a contact lens. | George Straitjacket |
| "Lost Inside Of You," Al Hudson | A person can't get lost in another person. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lost Inside Your Love," Badfinger | Love is an emotion and has no inside. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Bites," Def Leppard | Love has no teeth. | Christy McDaniel |
| "Love Bites," Def Leppard | Love is an emotion. It has no teeth. | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Love Burned A Hole In The Night," Tom Jones | Love is an emotion and doesn't burn holes. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Can Build A Bridge," Wynonna Judd | Love is not a construction method | Rachel Blattington |
| "Love Can Move Mountains," Celine Dion | Natalie Snortman | |
| "Love Castle," Chick Corea | Love is an emotion and is not a castle. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Changes Everything," Climie Fisher | There are things love doesn't change. | Peter |
| "Love Comes In Funny Packages," Salvation | Love doesn't come in any packages. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Comes Walking In," Van Halen | Love has no legs. How can it walk? | Scandia |
| "Love Conquers All," Nanci Griffith | Love is an emotion and does no conquering. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Cries," Stage Dolls | Love is an emotion and doesn't cry. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Explains It All," Venke Knutson | Even gravity? | Jellybean |
| "Love Has A Mind Of Its Own," Donna Summer | Uhm, no, it does not. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Hurts," Nazareth | Most of the time it is pure elation | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Love In A Vacuum," Til Tuesday | By deffinition, a vacuum is devoid of everything | Garnet |
| "Love Is A 5-Letter Word," James Phelps | No. Love is a 4-letter word! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love is a Battlefield," Pat Benatar | Battlefields are full of aggression, not love! | Larcen Tyler |
| "Love Is A Bird," The Knickerbockers | Love is an emotion, not a living thing. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is A Carousel," Craig Douglas | Love is an emotion and not an amusement-park ride. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is A Castle," Barbara Lewis | Love is an emotion, not a building. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is A Cracked Head Gasket," Baboon Rising | Duh, love isn't that! Would elaborate, but no room | Heather Brockwell |
| "Love Is A Cyborg Playing The Harpsichord," Logan Whitehurst | Even if a cyborg did so, it wouldn't be love. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Love Is A Dance," Christopher Horn | Love is an emotion and is not a dance. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is A Dead Language," Chagall Guevara | Love isn't a language - living or dead. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is A Golden Ring," Frankie Laine | No, it's an emotion or a 4-letter word. | Peter |
| "Love Is A Gypsy," Laurie Loman | Love is an emotion, not a person. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is A Loaded Gun," Alice Cooper | A loaded gun is a weapon to kill. Not love | Mads |
| "Love Is A Number," White Rose Movement | Love is an emotion and is not a number. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is A Rhapsody," General Lafayette | Love is an emotion and is not music. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is A Rose," Linda Ronstadt | Love is an emotion, not a flower. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is A Shield," Camouflage | Love is not a shield | Heather Brockwell |
| "Love Is A Soldier," Jan Wayne | Love is an emotion and is not a person. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is A Stranger," Eurythmics | No. Love is an emotion. | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Love Is A Sunny Day," John Roger Beach | Love is an emotion, not a day. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is All Around," Troggs | I've been in lots of places without love around. | Mads |
| "Love Is An Army," LeAnn Rimes | No. Love is an emotion. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is Bigger Than The Whole Wide World," Headband | Love doesn't have a physical size. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is Blue," Paul Mauriat | Love has no color. | Lucinda Blair |
| "Love Is Bubblegum," Tony Dano & Robie Reed | Love is an emotion, not gum. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is Dynamite," Gary Dale | Love is an emotion, not an explosive. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is Everything," Maria Muldaur | No, it is not. | Candy Welty |
| "Love Is In The Air," John Paul Young | I thought it was oxygen? Pollution? | Peter |
| "Love Is Like A Rock," Donnie Iris | Love does not turn to stone. | Mickey D. |
| "Love Is Like An Itching In My Heart," The Supremes | An emotion can't cause an itch. | Peter |
| "Love Is Like Oxygen," Sweet | No. Love is an emotion; oxygen is a gas. | Peter |
| "Love Is Me, Love Is You," Connie Francis | Love is an emotion, not a person. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is Summertime," The Pendulums | Love is an emotion, not a time of year. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is The Drug," Roxy Music | Can you get a prescription for love? No. | Francis A. Sissy |
| "Love Is The Light," Beverly Craven | Love is an emotion and is not a light. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is The Only Soldier," Jann Arden | Love is not a soldier. | Shelley Potts |
| "Love Is The Price," DJ Bobo | What can I buy for love? | Mads |
| "Love Is You," Danny Warner | Love is an emotion, not a person. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Isn't Love," The Aggrolites | If love isn't love, then what is it? | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Jumped Through My Window," Arthur Lee | Love is not an animal or human being | Sutch |
| "Love Kills," Freddie Mercury | If so, then why are there so many love songs? | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Lies Bleeding," Elton John | Love cannot lie or bleed. | Nigel Shave Cream |
| "Love Machine," Girls Aloud | No such machine ever existed | NK |
| "Love Makes The World Go Round," Perry Como | Hardly. This fails all scientific proof. | Peter |
| "Love Me To Pieces," Jill Corey | Natalie Snortman | |
| "Love Me With Your Eyes," Ronnie Lee | Eyes can't love anyone. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Minus Zero - No Limit," Turley Richards | Love isn't mathematical. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Never Fails," Brandon Heath | Actually, love fails way too often. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Love Plus One," Haircut 100 | Love isn't a mathematical term. | Dwayne D. Bathtub |
| "Love Potion #9," The Searchers | There is no such thing as a love potion | Jeffrey Hope |
| "Love Rain," Lead | I don't think feelings can be weather, do you? | Gemma |
| "Love Really Hurts Without You," Billy Ocean | Love as word doesn't feel anything including pain. | Peter |
| "Love Removal Machine," The Cult | Never heard of such a thing. Who invented it? | Peter |
| "Love Sneaking Up On You," Bonnie Raitt | Since when can you see love approaching? | Larcen Tyler |
| "Love Stinks," J. Geils Band | Love does not have an odor. | Red Ruffcorn |
| "Love Tastes Like Strawberries," The Briarwood Singers | Love doesn't have a taste. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Waits," The Angels (Australian group) | Love is an emotion and does no waiting. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Walked In," Dinah Washington | Love is an emotion and it doesn't walk. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Walks In," Van Halen | Love is incapable of walking. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Will Tear Us Apart," Joy Division | So, now love is causing physical harm to you? | Peter |
| "Love You To," The Beatles | Love me to what? To not make sense? | Michael C |
| "Love's A Burning Fire," Beverly Ann Gibson | Love is an emotion, not a fire. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love's Gone Mad," Seventh Avenue | Love is an emotion and doesn't go mad. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love's Just A Broken Heart," Cilla Black | No, it's an emotion. | Peter |
| "Love's The Only House," Martina McBride | There are many houses, and love isn't one. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Loveless Love," Big Lee | This is an oxymoron. It contradicts itself. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lovers Never Say Goodbye," The Flamingos | Oh yes they do! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Loves Me Like A Rock," Paul Simon | Rocks are incapable of love. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lovin' You Out Loud," Rascal Flatts | You can't love anybody out loud, or in any volume! | Mr. Sally |
| "Loving You Has Made Me Bananas," Guy Marks | Love can't make bananas. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Luck Be A Lady," Frank Sinatra | Luck is not a being, therefore it is not a lady. | JC Foster |
| "Lucky Star," Madonna | A star (in the sky) cannot have luck. | Connie Furr |
| "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," The Beatles | what are diamonds and Lucy doing in the sky? | TBuck |
| "Lyin' Eyes," The Eagles | Eyes can tell neither truth nor lies. | Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid |
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