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Fun Music Information -> Diana Ross

This is the most recent information about Diana Ross that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Diana Ross, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Diana Ross & The Supremes/ ( Kenneth Gamble / Jerr, Diana Ross & the Supremes, Diana Ross & The Supremes, Diana Ross and the Supremes, Diana Ross and The Supremes

Quotes:

Hair has always been important.

I don't know what I feel about wearing my furs anymore. I worked so hard to have a fur coat, and I don't want to wear it anymore because I'm so wrapped up in the animals. I have real deep thoughts about it because I care about the world and nature.

-Diana Ross
Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Jokes:

The other day Diana Ross was in a seafood restaurant and was served oysters. She looked a little disappointed, so she complained to the waiter. 'But waiter,' she said, 'I want mussels!'
Submitted by: Mr. Yeetman
I phoned up Pizza Hut for a crusty supreme and they sent round Diana Ross!
Submitted by: Jonnerrs
There are additional music jokes available.

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Diane Earle. Submitted by: Bobo

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Ross - Very fitting, I thought. Submitted by: marcus
  • Chudney - Words cannot express the pity I feel for this girl with the name Chudney. Submitted by: Kitty
  • Rhonda - Submitted by: kelli
  • Chudnee - She must have had a load of cravings for chutney when she was having the poor little girl! Submitted by: pickle*

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Lady Sings the Blues, Mahogany, The Wiz "The only thing that critics had about The Wiz was that Diana Ross was too old for the role of Dorthy. - Paul Warren

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Love Hangover"These two words are not sung consecutively, believe it or not. - Aretha Franklin Ajaye

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Measles""Muscles"Evil Olive
"Mussels""Muscles"Regina Haniger
"Beer Guts""Muscles"Opie M.
"Bastard""Love Child"Paul Warren
"Metamucil""Muscles"oldsoul

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Love Hangover,"You cannot get a hangover through love.Reggie Pillbox

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Part Of Me," Katy Perry"Muscles," Diana Ross
"Maneater," Hall & Oates"Eaten Alive," Diana Ross
"Mama Said Knock You Out," LL Cool J"It's My Turn," Diana Ross
"My Girl Lollipop," Bad Manners"I Ain't Been Licked," Diana Ross
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Seepin'" originally "Sleepin'"
Candy Welty
"Chai Reaction" originally "Chain Reaction"
Peter
"Love Hanover" originally "Love Hangover"
As in the English royal house from 1714-1901
Josh
"It's My Urn" originally "It's My Turn"
Miss Ross wants to be cremated upon death?
Captain Irk
"Chin Reaction" originally "Chain Reaction"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Touch Me In The Mourning" originally "Touch Me In The Morning"
Tiffany Furlong
"Touch Men In The Morning" originally "Touch Me In The Morning"
Tiffany Furlong
"Touch Meg In The Morning" originally "Touch Me In The Morning"
Tiffany Furlong
"Touch Mel In The Morning" originally "Touch Me In The Morning"
Tiffany Furlong
"Chain Redaction" originally "Chain Reaction"
Redaction, as in an edited version of something.
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Eaten Olive" originally "Eaten Alive"
Yvette Bristle
"Eater Alive" originally "Eaten Alive"
Yvette Bristle
"Bleepin'" originally "Sleepin'"
Candy Welty
"Sweepin'" originally "Sleepin'"
Candy Welty
"Sleetin'" originally "Sleepin'"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"If We Hold On Together""If We Hold On Together (Dark Version)"Gawaine Volkhov
"I'm Coming Out""Lori's Coming to Get Ya"LoriLoud33
"Upside Down""Chug It Down"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"I'm Coming Out""I'm Gumming Trout"Matthias
"I'm Coming Out""I'm Drummin' Loud"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"I'm Still Waiting""I'm Still Waiting"Levvo
"Theme from Mohagony""Theme for LeBron James"Paul Warren
"I'm Coming Out""I'm Throwing Up"Tony Wiseguy
"When You Tell Me That You Love Me""Looting Shops In Hackney"jj lucia-wright
"The Best Years Of My Life""The Worst Years With My Wife"Linnea Ammon

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
I'm Coming OutGLAAD/LBGTQ organizationDiddims
MusclesGym/Health clubEd
I'm Coming OutPFLAG (Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays)Ezra
I'm Coming OutWinona Women's Clinicsoul ii

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Touch Me in the MorningSex Abuse HotlineOmpelle
I'm Still WaitingAnyone That Puts You HoldDebbieW
If We Hold On Together (from 'The Land Before Time')Community ServiceWhizkidF
Chain ReactionBomb DiffusersMarv
Two LoversMormon ChurchXRaySpecks
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
You Make Me Sick
   Pink
When You Tell Me That You Love Me
   Diana Ross
You Make Me Sick When You Tell Me That You Love Me
So just don't say it!
Jacynthia Maries
He Won't Go
   Adele
Upside Down
   Diana Ross
He Won't Go Upside Down
He doesn't like looping roller coasters.
Serafina
Don't Bring Me Down
   Electric Light Orchestra
Upside Down
   Diana Ross
Don't Bring Me Upside Down
Serafina
Ride Your Pony
   Lee Dorsey
Upside Down
   Diana Ross
Ride Your Pony Upside Down
Can't see that being done
Victoria Abbot
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"So Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna stampede
Original Lyrics:
I wanna stay here
"Swept Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I are in Ireland
Original Lyrics:
You and I are on an island
"Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell my why the world turns
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why the road turns
"Muscles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want mussels
Original Lyrics:
I want muscles
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Touch Me in the Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me watch you go with the song in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Let me watch you go with the sun in my eyes

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

I just thought it was about a song in her mind!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Muscles"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Muscles, muscles, muscles
Why They're Repetitive:
Yet another example of brawn over brains.
Submitted by: Shesoul
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"It's My Turn"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
No one's gonna say, "At least I didn't try."
Why They're Nonsensical:
Why would anybody say that?? You would either say "At least I tried" or "I didn't try."
Submitted by: Michael S.
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Upside Down"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Respectfully I say to thee
Why They're Misrhymed:
Well, it's almost a rhyme, but the writer had to dip into Elizabethan English to accomplish it! Since the rest of the song uses the modern 'you' consistently, the archaic 'thee' seems grossly out-of-place here, and makes the line very jarring to the ears.
Submitted by: mysticrose
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Upside Down"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Respectfully I say to thee
I'm aware that you're cheatin
Why They're Inappropriate:
The now mostly archaic English pronoun 'thee' was used to address persons with whom one was on a different level of intimacy than those addressed as 'you'. So addressing the same person as both 'thee' and 'you' in a single sentence (hence with no chance that the relationship changed over time in between the uses of the two pronouns) was never proper.
Submitted by: Valerie Cameron
"Upside Down"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Respectfully I say to thee I'm aware that you're cheating
Why They're Inappropriate:
why the hell would you be respectful to someone who is obviously not being respectful to you. Where is your backbone girl, dump his ass!
Submitted by: little jen
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"It's My Turn"
The Song Lyrics:
So I'll let it rain
'Cause the rain ain't gonna hurt me
Song They Mention:
Let It Rain - Eric Clapton
Submitted by: Papa John Polo
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"I'm Coming Out"
Opening Lines:
I'm coming out (repeated several times)
Comments:
Submitted by: Jefferson Highway
"Good Morning Heartache"
Opening Lines:
Good morning heartache, you old gloomy sight
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Reach Out And Touch (Some Body's Hand)" originally "Reach Out And Touch (Somebody's Hand)"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Get Tin Ready For Love" originally "Gettin' Ready For Love"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Sleep In" originally "Sleepin'"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"If We Hold On To Get Her" originally "If We Hold On Together"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I'm Comin' Gout" originally "I'm Coming Out"
Diana Ross wants some gout?!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Love Hangover"
The Lyrics:
I don't need no cure
I don't need no cure
Why:
Double negative. "Don't" and "no" cancel each other out so Diana is saying she DOES need a cure.
Submitted by: Glenn
"heme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You're Going"
The Lyrics:
Do you know where you're going to?
Do you like the things that life has shown you?
Why:
OK, either leave that dangling preposition "to" off the first line or change it to something like this: "Do you know where you're going, Stu?" (or Lou or Sue) Then again, the whole thing is stupid because the next line is pronounced like this: "Do you like the things that life has show-en you?" What the heck is that? It was a dumb movie anyway.
Submitted by: MDSmiff

Band Name Anagrams:

Dana Rossi Submitted by: Keira Dayley
Rossi is a surname of Italian origin.
Don S. Arias Submitted by: Keira Dayley
Sans Radio Submitted by: Alexis
sans = without
Nadia Ross Submitted by: Wayne
Anagram one girl name to get another!
Rains Soda Submitted by: Quyjibo
That's bizarre! :D

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"We In Odd Pus" originally "Upside Down"
Disgusting!!
Submitted by: Dennis Jimenez
"Pow! Sun Died" originally "Upside Down"
Not possible, I'm afraid
Submitted by: U. Guest It
"One Dud Wisp" originally "Upside Down"
Submitted by: Boy George Michael McDonald Trump
"Dip Nude Sow" originally "Upside Down"
Seems like a rather peculiar thing to do
Submitted by: Ian
"Wind Dose Up" originally "Upside Down"
However one might do that...
Submitted by: Nick

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Turn Me Over" Length: 1:10
From the "Silk Electric" LP. It was the last song on Side A. The song was mostly instrumental, with Diana whispering "Turn me (her record) over."
Submitted by: She

Song Title Acrostics:

MOP: "My Old Piano"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
NOT: "No One There"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Down Side Up" originally "Upside Down"
Submitted by: Sheila Oh
"Wept A Sway" originally "Swept Away"
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
"Wept A Sway" originally "Swept Away"
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
"Mitt's Thai Urn" originally "It's My Turn"
Submitted by: Justin B. Burr
"Mitt's Eye Turn" originally "It's My Turn"
Submitted by: Justin B. Burr

There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Love Is Here And Now You're Gone."
The Lyrics:
Love is here and Oh my darling, now you're gone.
Why:
For a song that was in 1967, the Summer of Love, seems that this person knows that love is all around, but he isn't!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Wry Anna Doss originally "Diana Ross"
Submitted by: Renee Keener

Lighter Side of Serious Bands:

"I'm Coming Out"
This song is about hitting the town yet now LGBT organizations use it as an anthem, just like "We Are the Champions" by Queen. Look at the title words to see why.
Submitted by: Star 80

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Upside Down"
2012 romantic fantasy film
Submitted by: Joey F.
"The Happening"
1967 movie with Anthony Quinn, Faye Dunaway, etc.
Submitted by: The Skuz
"The Happening"
2008 film starring Mark Whalberg
Submitted by: Paul Warren

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