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Fun Music Information -> Diana Ross
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Diana Ross & The Supremes/ ( Kenneth Gamble / Jerr, Diana Ross & the Supremes, Diana Ross & The Supremes, Diana Ross and the Supremes, Diana Ross and The SupremesQuotes:
Hair has always been important. I don't know what I feel about wearing my furs anymore. I worked so hard to have a fur coat, and I don't want to wear it anymore because I'm so wrapped up in the animals. I have real deep thoughts about it because I care about the world and nature. -Diana Ross Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Jokes:
I phoned up Pizza Hut for a crusty supreme and they sent round Diana Ross! Submitted by: Jonnerrs
| What did Diana Ross eat for dinner? Taco supremes Submitted by: Brianna G
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Diane Earle. Submitted by: Bobo
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Ross - Very fitting, I thought. Submitted by: marcus
- Chudney - Words cannot express the pity I feel for this girl with the name Chudney. Submitted by: Kitty
- Rhonda - Submitted by: kelli
- Chudnee - She must have had a load of cravings for chutney when she was having the poor little girl! Submitted by: pickle*
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Lady Sings the Blues, Mahogany, The Wiz " | The only thing that critics had about The Wiz was that Diana Ross was too old for the role of Dorthy. - Paul Warren |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Metamucil" | "Muscles" | oldsoul |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Love Is A Contact Sport," Whitney Houston | "Touch Me In The Morning," Diana Ross | |
| "Love You Inside Out," The Bee Gees | "Upside Down," Diana Ross | |
| "Mean Old World," Rick Nelson | "Mean To Me," Diana Ross | |
| "Name Of The Game," ABBA | "Chain Reaction," Diana Ross | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Chai Reaction" originally "Chain Reaction"
Peter
"Love Hanover" originally "Love Hangover"
As in the English royal house from 1714-1901
Josh
"It's My Urn" originally "It's My Turn"
Miss Ross wants to be cremated upon death?
Captain Irk
"Chin Reaction" originally "Chain Reaction"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Ouch Me In The Morning" originally "Touch Me In The Morning"
Some mornings more than others.
Peter
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Touch Me In The Mourning" originally "Touch Me In The Morning"
Tiffany Furlong
"Touch Men In The Morning" originally "Touch Me In The Morning"
Tiffany Furlong
"Touch Meg In The Morning" originally "Touch Me In The Morning"
Tiffany Furlong
"Touch Mel In The Morning" originally "Touch Me In The Morning"
Tiffany Furlong
"Chain Redaction" originally "Chain Reaction"
Redaction, as in an edited version of something.
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"It's My Burn" originally "It's My Turn"
Sheryl Crowbar
"It's My Tern" originally "It's My Turn"
Miss Ross owns some seabird?
Captain Irk
"Chair Reaction" originally "Chain Reaction"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Ain't No Fountain High Enough" originally "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"
Natasha Bly
"Torch Me In The Morning" originally "Touch Me In The Morning"
Wendy Torrance
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I'm Coming Out" | "I'm Throwing Up" | Tony Wiseguy |
| "When You Tell Me That You Love Me" | "Looting Shops In Hackney" | jj lucia-wright |
| "The Best Years Of My Life" | "The Worst Years With My Wife" | Linnea Ammon |
| "If We Hold On Together" | "If We Do Our Homework" | justagirl |
| "Love Hangover" | "I Love Leftovers" | Melanie Lee |
| "When You Tell Me That You Love Me" | "If You'd Tell Me That You love Me" | Amber White |
| "Do You Know Where You're Going To? (Mahogany theme" | "Do You Know How To Pitch To Ruth?" | Doug Baseball |
| "Reach Out and Touch" | "Reach Out and Fight (On Jerry Springer)" | Christy McDaniel |
| "Can't Hurry Love" | "Ants Scurry, Love" | Rick Duncan |
| "My Guy" | "My Fly" | Rick Duncan |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| I'm Coming Out | GLAAD/LBGTQ organization | Diddims |
| Muscles | Gym/Health club | Ed |
| I'm Coming Out | PFLAG (Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays) | Ezra |
| I'm Coming Out | Winona Women's Clinic | soul ii |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Touch Me in the Morning | Sex Abuse Hotline | Ompelle |
| I'm Still Waiting | Anyone That Puts You Hold | DebbieW |
| If We Hold On Together (from 'The Land Before Time') | Community Service | WhizkidF |
| Chain Reaction | Bomb Diffusers | Marv |
| Two Lovers | Mormon Church | XRaySpecks |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Anything But Down Sheryl Crow | Upside Down Diana Ross | Anything But Upside Down | Rip Jeans |
| U Can't Touch This M.C. Hammer | Touch Me In The Morning Diana Ross | U Can't Touch Me In The Morning | Jay |
| All Fired Up Pat Benatar | Upside Down Diana Ross | All Fired Upside Down Yeah, if you're into such strange stuff... | Ed |
| Round And Round Ratt | Upside Down Diana Ross | Round And Round And Upside Down A theme song for rollercoasters... | Ed |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Muscles"
Misheard Lyrics: I want myself.
Original Lyrics: I want muscles.
| "When You Tell Me That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Everything's easy now, I have new hair.
Original Lyrics: Everything's easy now, I have you here.
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"When You Tell Me That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Everytime you touch me I become evil
Original Lyrics: Everytime you touch me I become a hero
| "When You Tell Me That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Everytime you touch me I become an eagle
Original Lyrics: Everytime you touch me I become a hero
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Let It Snow"
Misheard Lyrics: Let us know, let us know, let us know.
Original Lyrics: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Linda Hirst Sung by my nephew last Christmas, after his mother said, 'When you need to go potty, you've got to let us know!' |
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Muscles"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Muscles, muscles, muscles
Why They're Repetitive: Yet another example of brawn over brains.
Submitted by: Shesoul
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Upside Down"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Respectfully I say to thee
Why They're Misrhymed: Well, it's almost a rhyme, but the writer had to dip into Elizabethan English to accomplish it! Since the rest of the song uses the modern 'you' consistently, the archaic 'thee' seems grossly out-of-place here, and makes the line very jarring to the ears.
Submitted by: mysticrose
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Upside Down"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Respectfully I say to thee I'm aware that you're cheating
Why They're Inappropriate: why the hell would you be respectful to someone who is obviously not being respectful to you. Where is your backbone girl, dump his ass!
Submitted by: little jen
| "Upside Down"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Respectfully I say to thee
I'm aware that you're cheating Why They're Inappropriate: The now mostly archaic English pronoun 'thee' was used to address persons with whom one was on a different level of intimacy than those addressed as 'you'. So addressing the same person as both 'thee' and 'you' in a single sentence (hence with no chance that the relationship changed over time in between the uses of the two pronouns) was never proper.
Submitted by: Valerie Cameron
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| There are additional inappropriate lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Good Morning Heartache"
Opening Lines: Good morning heartache, you old gloomy sight
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Reach Out And Touch (Somebody's Hand)"
Opening Lines: Reach out and touch somebody's hand, make this world a better place if you can
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Reach Out And Touch (Some Body's Hand)" originally "Reach Out And Touch (Somebody's Hand)"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Get Tin Ready For Love" originally "Gettin' Ready For Love"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Sleep In" originally "Sleepin'"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"If We Hold On To Get Her" originally "If We Hold On Together"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I'm Comin' Gout" originally "I'm Coming Out"
Diana Ross wants some gout?!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Love Hangover"
The Lyrics: I don't need no cure
I don't need no cure Why: Double negative. "Don't" and "no" cancel each other out so Diana is saying she DOES need a cure.
Submitted by: Glenn
| "heme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You're Going"
The Lyrics: Do you know where you're going to?
Do you like the things that life has shown you? Why: OK, either leave that dangling preposition "to" off the first line or change it to something like this: "Do you know where you're going, Stu?" (or Lou or Sue) Then again, the whole thing is stupid because the next line is pronounced like this: "Do you like the things that life has show-en you?" What the heck is that? It was a dumb movie anyway.
Submitted by: MDSmiff
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Band Name Anagrams:
I Ran So Sad Submitted by: Peter
In As Or Sad Submitted by: Peter
Ordain Ass Submitted by: Mae Beam
A Sora's Din Submitted by: Mae Beam
Sora is a kind of bird.
A Son Raids Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Must be that love child?
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Did New Soup" originally "Upside Down"
Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
"Odd Wise Pun" originally "Upside Down"
Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
"Wipe Dud Son" originally "Upside Down"
Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
"Us In Odd Pew" originally "Upside Down"
Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
"Dud Snow Pie" originally "Upside Down"
Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Turn Me Over" Length: 1:10
From the "Silk Electric" LP. It was the last song on Side A. The song was mostly instrumental, with Diana whispering "Turn me (her record) over."
Submitted by: She
Song Title Acrostics:
MOP: "My Old Piano"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
NOT: "No One There"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Much Tea In The Morning" originally "Touch Me In The Morning"
Submitted by: Amanda Svenson
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Love Is Here And Now You're Gone."
The Lyrics: Love is here and Oh my darling, now you're gone.
Why: For a song that was in 1967, the Summer of Love, seems that this person knows that love is all around, but he isn't!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Lighter Side of Serious Bands:
"I'm Coming Out"
This song is about hitting the town yet now LGBT organizations use it as an anthem, just like "We Are the Champions" by Queen. Look at the title words to see why.
Submitted by: Star 80
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"The Happening"
1967 movie with Anthony Quinn, Faye Dunaway, etc.
Submitted by: The Skuz
"The Happening"
2008 film starring Mark Whalberg
Submitted by: Paul Warren
