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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gumming Trout"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Coming Out"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Diana Ross

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gumming Trout"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Take good care of your teeth, folks!
I'm... Gumming... Trout
Still gumming
Keep... Gumming... Trout
Stuck gumming trout
I'm... Gumming... Trout

I'm gumming trout
Lost my incisors, bro
And my molars, Whoa!
I'm gumming sprouts
I ditched my canines too
I'm stuck slurping goo

All my teeth have fallen out
Now I'm forced to lick
A steak you grilled, Prick
Dentures have their benefits
But mine are lost right now
My chompers were ruined
They all became loosened
Ooh, I liked to chew

The grime had wrecked my teeth
And my breath really smelled
So from my mouth
Bicuspids hit the ground

I'm gumming trout
My lips are curled and gross
I can't chomp burritos
I'm gumming sprouts
I look like Earl the hick
My looks just make you sick
I'm gumming sprouts (gumming)
Once a speed eating pro (I'm)
And I'd never choke (I'm gumming)
I'm gumming sprouts (gumming)
I'll binge on sloppy joe (I'm)
But the buns I'll forgo

Repelling all the girls
Due to my lack of teeth
Once had some cavities
But now the ladies scream
My scowl is much more vacant
Pearly whites dashed
I need potatoes mashed
Thanks to junk food trash
That homeless bum
Has far less gaps it's clear
Should get some made of wood
Need that dental gear

I'm gumming trout
Can't munch Cheese Curls at all
Since my sharp fangs were mauled
I'm gumming sprouts (gumming)
Face makes you hurl, It's true (I'm)
All I can eat is stew (I'm gumming)
I'm gumming oats (gumming)
And now my snarls a joke (I'm)
I killed my teeth with Coke
I'm gumming sprouts
Brush your's until they glow
Can't grind up those gyros

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