Fun Music Information -> Howard Jones
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: John Howard Jones. Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
Also known as: John Howard Jones. Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Everyone Is To Blame" | "No One Is To Blame" | onion |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Life In One Day," | If life was in 1 day, songs wouldn't be written. | onion |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Who Killed Davey Moore?" | "No One Is To Blame," Howard Jones | Martha Hankins |
| "Like To Get To Know You Well" | "Get Back," The Beatles | Martha Hankins |
| "What Is Love?" | "No One Knows," Queens Of The Stone Age | Brian Kelly |
| "What Is Love?" | "Love Is A Stranger ," Eurythmics | Peter |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Lie In One Day" originally "Life In One Day"
Peter
"Pearl In The Hell" originally "Pearl In The Shell"
Looks like Pearl sinned too much!
Larcen Tyler
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Everlasting Lover" originally "Everlasting Love"
They just won't die!
Peter
"Everlasting Glove" originally "Everlasting Love"
Peter
"Neverlasting Love" originally "Everlasting Love"
What most loves really are.
Peter
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"New Bong" originally "New Song"
Calop
"Wife In One Day" originally "Life In One Day"
She must be a serial bride.
Mr. X
"Things Can Only Get Wetter" originally "Things Can Only Get Better"
Serafina
"Things Can Only Get Bitter" originally "Things Can Only Get Better"
Completely changes the song!
Serafina
"Dew Song" originally "New Song"
The new theme for Mountain Dew?
Larcen Tyler
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "No One is to Blame" | "China is to Blame" | Hu's On First |
| "No One Is To Blame" | "No One Ever Beat This Game" | Larcen Tyler |
| "No One Ever Is To Blame" | "Our Duke Nukem Is To Blame" | Offender |
| "Things Can Only Get Better" | "Put It All On Wisconsin" | ParodyKeet |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| No One Is To Blame | Divorce Lawyer | Ed |
| Things Can Only Get Better | Suicide Hotline | Larcen Tyler |
| Life In One Day | SIDS / Infant Mortality parents' support group | Matt |
| No One Is To Blame | Counselor | Danielle |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Since You Been Gone Kelly Clarkson | Things Can Only Get Better Howard Jones | Since You Been Gone Things Can Only Get Better ...said Britney to Kevin. | Edward |
| Things Can Only Get Better Howard Jones | Without You Mariah Carey | Things Can Only Get Better Without You So go away! | Edward |
| Things Can Only Get Better Howard Jones | Better Man Pearl Jam | Things Can Only Get Better, Man | Genevieve |
Misheard Lyrics:
"No One Is To Blame"
Misheard Lyrics: You can tip people in the pool, but you can't have a swim
Original Lyrics: You can dip your foot in the pool, but you can't have a swim.
| "New Song (Don't Crack Up)"
Misheard Lyrics: Fundamental change
Original Lyrics: Throw off your mental chains.
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"Like To Get To Know You Well"
Misheard Lyrics: Forget cold glances and rejection.
Original Lyrics: Forget love letters and rejection.
| "New Song"
Misheard Lyrics: Laid down by the zoo crew.
Original Lyrics: Laden down by the doom crew.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Everlasting Love"
Misheard Lyrics: I need a friend and a lover to buy.
Original Lyrics: I need a friend and a lover divine.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Bill Not so funny, but I was with a friend and we both were laughing because we thought this song was about prostitution. That was back in '89. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Like To Get To Know You Well "
The Repetitive Lyrics: Like to get to know you well
Like to get to know you well Like to get to know you well So we can be one We can be one together Why They're Repetitive: Howard, how are you going to get to know anyone well if you don't stop singing?
Submitted by: britrock
| "No One Is To Blame"
The Repetitive Lyrics: No one, no one, no one ever is to blame
No one ever is to blame No one ever is to blame Why They're Repetitive: This is beginning to sound like a ACLU speech.
Submitted by: britrock
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Like To Get To Know You Well"
Opening Lines: Like to get to know you well. (x3)
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Band Name Anagrams:
Honored Jaws Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Super Long Pop Songs:
"City Song" Length: 7:16
Rather emotional song. Ends his first Best Of compilation.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Song Title Acrostics:
PITS: "Pearl In The Shell"
Ironicly, the song isn't the pits.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
