Fun Music Information -> Howard Jones

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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: John Howard Jones. Submitted by: Larcen Tyler

Also known as: John Howard Jones. Submitted by: Larcen Tyler

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"New Song"The word 'song' is mentioned a couple times, but it's never referred to as a 'new song.' - Larcen Tyler

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Everyone Is To Blame""No One Is To Blame"onion

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Life In One Day,"If life was in 1 day, songs wouldn't be written.onion

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Who Killed Davey Moore?""No One Is To Blame," Howard JonesMartha Hankins
"What Is Love""Love Is A Many Splendored Thing," The Four AcesKathy
"What Is Love?""Love Is Blue," Paul MauriatSerafina
"No One Is To Blame""We Just Disagree," Dave MasonKathy
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Pear In The Shell" originally "Pearl In The Shell"
Pears with shells?
Valerie Cameron
"Lie In One Day" originally "Life In One Day"
Peter
"Pearl In The Hell" originally "Pearl In The Shell"
Looks like Pearl sinned too much!
Larcen Tyler

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Newt Song" originally "New Song"
Song about a salamander.
Diana Jasper
"Like To Get To Know You Swell" originally "Like To Get To Know You Well"
Whatever you want to call me
"Everlasting Lover" originally "Everlasting Love"
They just won't die!
Peter
"Everlasting Glove" originally "Everlasting Love"
Peter
"Neverlasting Love" originally "Everlasting Love"
What most loves really are.
Peter

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"New Bong" originally "New Song"
Calop
"Wife In One Day" originally "Life In One Day"
She must be a serial bride.
Mr. X
"Things Can Only Get Wetter" originally "Things Can Only Get Better"
Serafina
"Things Can Only Get Bitter" originally "Things Can Only Get Better"
Completely changes the song!
Serafina
"Dew Song" originally "New Song"
The new theme for Mountain Dew?
Larcen Tyler

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"No One is to Blame""China is to Blame"Hu's On First
"No One Is To Blame""No One Ever Beat This Game"Larcen Tyler
"No One Ever Is To Blame""Our Duke Nukem Is To Blame"Offender
"Things Can Only Get Better""Put It All On Wisconsin"ParodyKeet

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
No One Is To BlameDivorce LawyerEd
Things Can Only Get BetterSuicide HotlineLarcen Tyler
Life In One DaySIDS / Infant Mortality parents' support groupMatt
No One Is To BlameCounselorDanielle

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Since You Been Gone
   Kelly Clarkson
Things Can Only Get Better
   Howard Jones
Since You Been Gone Things Can Only Get Better
...said Britney to Kevin.
Edward
Things Can Only Get Better
   Howard Jones
Without You
   Mariah Carey
Things Can Only Get Better Without You
So go away!
Edward
Things Can Only Get Better
   Howard Jones
Better Man
   Pearl Jam
Things Can Only Get Better, Man
Genevieve

Misheard Lyrics:

"The Prisoner"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am your principal with no confidence
Original Lyrics:
I am the prisoner of no confidence
"No One Is To Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tip people in the pool, but you can't have a swim
Original Lyrics:
You can dip your foot in the pool, but you can't have a swim.
"New Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fundamental change
Original Lyrics:
Throw off your mental chains.
"Like To Get To Know You Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget cold glances and rejection.
Original Lyrics:
Forget love letters and rejection.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Everlasting Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a friend and a lover to buy.
Original Lyrics:
I need a friend and a lover divine.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Bill

Not so funny, but I was with a friend and we both were laughing because we thought this song was about prostitution. That was back in '89.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Like To Get To Know You Well "
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Like to get to know you well
Like to get to know you well
Like to get to know you well
So we can be one
We can be one together
Why They're Repetitive:
Howard, how are you going to get to know anyone well if you don't stop singing?
Submitted by: britrock
"No One Is To Blame"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
No one, no one, no one ever is to blame
No one ever is to blame
No one ever is to blame
Why They're Repetitive:
This is beginning to sound like a ACLU speech.
Submitted by: britrock

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Like To Get To Know You Well"
Opening Lines:
Like to get to know you well. (x3)
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Song Title Space Change:

"The Prison ER " originally "The Prisoner"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Ad Honor Jews Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Honored Jaws Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit

Super Long Pop Songs:

"City Song" Length: 7:16
Rather emotional song. Ends his first Best Of compilation.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Song Title Acrostics:

PITS: "Pearl In The Shell"
Ironicly, the song isn't the pits.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

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