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Song Parodies -> "No One Is That Lame"

Original Song Title:

"No One Is To Blame"

Original Performer:

Howard Jones

Parody Song Title:

"No One Is That Lame"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Unrequited Love?? Never heard of it! denial? No way...

I don’t tell other men you made my life complete
Didn’t steal the cushion from your mom’s toilet seat
It would make me look like a fool
If I staked out your gym
Said "I love you" but I meant
"I’m not calling you again"

I don’t want you, ‘f’you don’t want me
I’ll tell everyone
I don’t want you, ‘f’you don’t want me
No one, NO ONE, no one ever is that lame

Didn’t buy a mansion that we could both live in
Didn’t get a tattoo of your face here on my skin
Not hoping you’ll
Propose, with fingers crossed
My stationary is not with your last name embossed

I don’t want you, ‘f’you don’t want me
Just ask anyone!
I don’t want you, ‘f’you don’t want me
No one, NO ONE, no one ever is that lame

You throw out your gum and I do not keep it
And I certainly don’t nuzzle Kleenex I’ve soaked in your spit
Yeah, I’m pretty sure
I won’t stalk you again
That’s not me out on your porch crying “Please just let me in!”

I don’t want you, ‘f’you don’t want me
Haven’t come undone!
I don’t want you, so don’t taunt me
No one, NO ONE, no one ever is that lame
No one ever is that lame!
No one ever…
Is that lame


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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Jeff Reuben - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny song with a hint of sadness. Sad that people that lame really are out there. Glad to see it here today, I'm proud of you keeping up your end of the bargain. Still, I'm upset you didn't dig my gum out of the trash, even if it was just to sell on EBay :)
Ash - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
One of my favorite OSs. And you did a beautiful job on it. I do have to say, however, that I know a few people who really are that lame. ;) Luckily, you're not one of them!!
Porfle Popnecker - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
I was a HoJo fan in the 80 so I really liked this.
Blaydeman - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm that lame :( (awwwwwwwwwwwww) JK! But seriously, I am. I'm glad you're not, because someone as lame as I wouldn't be able to write such a hilarious parody.
bobpiecheese - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ooh, interesting twist on the classic stalker parody. Stalker in denial, me likee. 555! Also, the beginning of the OS sounds like In The Air Tonight, just sayin'.
Matthias - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you're not that lame Arwen. Get away from that window and drop that video camera!
Abbott Skelding - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I also like the idea of a stalker in denial, funny stuff. However, as a graphic design student, I couldn't help but notice the mix up of stationary/stationery (-ery is the one you're going for)...maybe I am THAT lame haha. Still really good stuff

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