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Song Parodies -> "No One Ever Beat This Game"

Original Song Title:

"No One Is To Blame"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Howard Jones

Parody Song Title:

"No One Ever Beat This Game"

Parody Written by:

Larcen Tyler

The Lyrics

I know, there's no such thing as an impossible game, since the designers probably knew how to finish the game (unless they had some kind of cheat code that they took out of the final version, or something like that.) But I'm sure all of us video game players have felt like this before.
You came upon this boss you just can't beat
You think that winning is a major feat
You can play all day but you just can't win
So you say what we can't say or it's a sin

And you wonder and you ponder
Why is it so tough?
And you wonder but you know that
No one, no one, no one ever beat this game

You can reach the bosses lair but you can't get in
Now you're ready to toss that game into the bin
You break the rules no matter what the cost
But even when cheating it's always a big loss

And you wonder and you ponder
Why is it so tough?
And you wonder but you know that
No one, no one, no one ever beat this game

You can see the end near but you can't reach it
It's the last part of the puzzle but it just won't fit
You heal yourself, but you still feel the pain
And your hopes of replaying, they just all go down the drain

And you wonder and you ponder
Why is it so tough?
And you wonder but you know that
No one, no one, no one ever beat this game

No matter what they might say...

No one will ever beat this game!

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McKludge - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Yep, I've felt that frustration before. 555
Syncronos - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
You must be playing Champions of Norrath...555

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