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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with A

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Aching Silence," Dreamend	Silence can't feel pain.	Yvette Bristle
"Achy Breaky Song," Weird Al Yankovic	Uh, a song can't be broken	PinmonkeyJunkie
"Across The Endless Sea," Fairyland	No sea is endless.	Yvette Bristle
"Across The Universe," The Beatles	There is no other side of the universe.	Michael C
"Act Naturally," Buck Owens		mandamoo
"Ain't Love A Bitch?," Rod Stewart	Love cannot be a person or a female dog.	Rocky Rococco-Cola
"Alive Again," Chicago	Not until there is solid proof of reincarnation.	Peter
"All Actors Are Liars," North Of America	Many actors are truthful.	Yvette Bristle
"All Day Music," War	That would be a long composition.	Peter
"All Gold Everything," Trinidad James	Most things are not gold.	Candy Welty
"All I Am Is You," Jere Snyder	You are yourself, not another person.	Yvette Bristle
"All I Ever Need Is You," Sonny & Cher	Consult w/ the Beatles re food, water & oxygen.	Peter
"All I Have Is Written In Your Eyes," Doris Troy	Eyes don't contain writing.	Yvette Bristle
"All I Have To Do Is Dream," The Everly Brothers	That must make for one boring life.	Peter
"All I Need Is You," The Click Five	...and air, food, water, clothes...	flipside
"All Is Found...In Time," Neurosis	Some things remain lost for good.	Yvette Bristle
"All Lovers Are Deranged," David Gilmour	No, David, some are quite normal.	Nigel Shave Cream
"All Men Are Liars," NIck Lowe	I've known truthful & lying members of both sexes!	Lucy Crosland
"All The Clocks Are Broken," Cop Shoot Cop	Some are, but most aren't.	Yvette Bristle
"All The Pretty Girls Go To The City," Spoon	No; some stay in the country.	Heather Brockwell
"All The World Is Green," Tom Waits	Much of the world is not green.	Yvette Bristle
"All Things Are Possible," Dan Peek	If so, then why do we have the word 'impossible'?	Yvette Bristle
"All Within My Hands," Metallica	You can't have everything in your hands.	Yvette Bristle
"All You Need Is Love," The Beatles	Actually everyone needs food, water and oxygen.	Peter
"Alligator Wine," Screamin' Jay Hawkins	Wine cannot be made from alligators.	Regina Haniger
"The Almighty Protozoan," Human Waste	No protozoan is almighty.	Stephanie Craddock
"Alone In The World," Barbra Streisand	No one else would have heard of her song!	Heather Brockwell
"Alone With You," Jake Owen	When you're alone, you're not with another person.	Yvette Bristle
"The Alphabet Of Love," The Suburbans	Love is an emotion and has no alphabet.	Yvette Bristle
"Always Be My Baby," Mariah Carey	Babies grow up, so they can't always stay that way	Mitch
"Always With Me, Always With You," Joe Satriani	you cant always be with someone	weird kid106
"Am I A Toy Or A Treasure," Kay Starr	Neither. You're a woman.	Peter
"American Jesus," Bad Religion	He was from Jeruselem.	Travis
"American Pie," Don McLean	Since when is pie made of Americans?	BB Krak
"American Pie," Don McLean	Even cannibals do not make pie from Americans.	JC Foster
"An Eleven Year Old Man," Randy Harris	Eleven years of age is too young for a man.	Yvette Bristle
"Angel In My Pocket," One To One	An angel can't be in someone's pocket.	Yvette Bristle
"Angel Of The Morning," Juice Newton	No time of day has its own angel!	Andrea Greenleaf
"Angel On My Shoulder," Gareth Gates	An angel can't sit on your shoulder.	Rip Jeans
"Angels and Demons," Angra		weird kid106
"Angry Chair," Alice in Chains	..emotional furniture?	Mandylee
"The Angry Desert," The Hunters	Deserts don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"The Angry Sea," The Young Voyagers	The sea doesn't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Angry Young Xylophone," Two Foot Tall Jerk	Musical instruments don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Animal I Have Become," Three Days Grace	you cant morph into an animal	i rock so much
"Animal I Have Become," Three Days Grace	You can do Animalities for real?! Show me!	Bryan Pardue
"Anniversary Of An Uninteresting Event," Deftones	Why would you write a song about it then?	M parody
"Another Crack In My Heart," Take That	You'd be dead if this happened.	Emma
"Another Day (That Time Forgot)," Neil Diamond	Time has no capability of forgetting.	Yvette Bristle
"Another Lonely Christmas," Prince	Christmas has no emotions, including loneliness.	Erika Clarkson
"Another Nail In My Heart," Squeeze	I doubt you'd be singing about this.	Peter
"Another One Bites The Dust," Queen	Dust cannot be bitten.	Orion
"Another Sleepless Night," Anne Murray	Nights neither sleep nor stay awake.	Erika Clarkson
"Another You," Cascada	There cannot be two of the same person.	Utopia Peak
"The Answer To Everything," Del Shannon	Not everything has an answer.	Yvette Bristle
"Ants Marching," Dave Matthews Band	Ants crawl, so they can't march.	Pearl Necklace
"Ants of the Sky," Between the Buried and Me		weird kid106
"Any Old Wind That Blows," Johnny Cash	Age is not an attribute of winds.	Heather Brockwell
"Are Friends Electric?," Tubeway Army	Obviously not.	Open Mike
"Argument For One," Tractor	Arguments involve two or more people.	Candy Welty
"The Arms Of Sorrow," Killswitch Engage	Arms are made of bones and muscles, not of sorrow!	Rosa C.
"The Arms Of Sorrow," Killswitch Engage	sorrow is an idea. it has no arms.	maggot army
"Arrested For Driving While Blind," ZZ Top	One can't drive while blind.	Yvette Bristle
"Arrow Of Love," The Six Teens featuring Trudy Williams	Love is an emotion, not an arrow.	Candy Welty
"As The Moon Speaks," Captain Beyond	The Moon doesn't talk.	Kara Oke
"Ascending To Infinity," Luca Turilli's Rhapsody	Infinity is not a destination.	Yvette Bristle
"Asphalt Gardens," George Howard	Gardens aren't made of asphalt.	Candy Welty
"Astro Zombies," My Chemical Romance	Zombies don't exist in outer space.	Tommy
"At Every End There's A Beginning," Tom Jones	Some things end but don't begin again.	Yvette Bristle
"At Home He's A Tourist," Gang Of Four	Isn't a tourist not at home, by definition?	Karen Smith
"Atomic Garden," Bad Religion	where they obviously have atomic plants?	Evan
"Attitude Dancing," Carly Simon	Trying to say an attitude could dance??	Regina Olsen
"August 32nd," The Big Town Boys 4	August has only 31 days.	Yvette Bristle
"Avalanche Of Love," Golden Earring	Love can't move down a mountain.	Candy Welty

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