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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Accidental Suicide," John MayallSuicides are intentional, not accidental.Yvette Bristle
"Accidentally In Love," Counting CrowsYou cannot love by accident.Odie Garfield
"Aching Silence," DreamendSilence can't feel pain.Yvette Bristle
"Achy Breaky Song," Weird Al YankovicUh, a song can't be brokenPinmonkeyJunkie
"The Acid Queen," The WhoNo queen rules over acid.Opie M.
"Across The Endless Sea," FairylandNo sea is endless.Yvette Bristle
"Across The Universe," The BeatlesThere is no other side of the universe.Michael C
"Act Naturally," Buck Owens mandamoo
"Affair Of The Heart," Rick SpringfieldHearts don't have affairs.Opie M.
"Africa Is Where My Heart Lies," Miriam MakebaShe was cremated and her ashes scattered at sea.Yvette Bristle
"After Forever," Black SabbathForever is eternity - nothing is afterwards.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Ain't Love A Bitch?," Rod StewartLove cannot be a person or a female dog.Rocky Rococco-Cola
"Ain't No Grave Can Hold My Body Down," OdettaShe died in 2008, so the title is false now.Yvette Bristle
"Ain't No Sunshine," Bill WithersSunshine does exist. (Also bad grammar.)Mike
"Alive Again," Chicago Not until there is solid proof of reincarnation.Peter
"All Actors Are Liars," North Of AmericaMany actors are truthful.Yvette Bristle
"All Day Music," WarThat would be a long composition.Peter
"All Gold Everything," Trinidad JamesMost things are not gold.Candy Welty
"All I Am Is You," Jere SnyderYou are yourself, not another person.Yvette Bristle
"All I Ever Need Is You," Sonny & CherConsult w/ the Beatles re food, water & oxygen. Peter
"All I Have Is Written In Your Eyes," Doris TroyEyes don't contain writing.Yvette Bristle
"All I Have To Do Is Dream," The Everly BrothersThat must make for one boring life.Peter
"All I Need Is You," The Click Five...and air, food, water, clothes...flipside
"All I Need Is Your Love," FastwayNo one can live on love alone.Yvette Bristle
"All Is Found...In Time," NeurosisSome things remain lost for good.Yvette Bristle
"All Lovers Are Deranged," David GilmourNo, David, some are quite normal.Nigel Shave Cream
"All Men Are Liars," NIck LoweI've known truthful & lying members of both sexes!Lucy Crosland
"All Out Of Love," Air SupplyYou cannot run out of love.Odie Garfield
"All The Clocks Are Broken," Cop Shoot CopSome are, but most aren't.Yvette Bristle
"All The Pretty Girls Go To The City," SpoonNo; some stay in the country.Heather Brockwell
"All The World Is Green," Tom WaitsMuch of the world is not green.Yvette Bristle
"All Things Are Possible," Dan PeekIf so, then why do we have the word 'impossible'?Yvette Bristle
"All Within My Hands," MetallicaYou can't have everything in your hands.Yvette Bristle
"All You Need Is Love," The BeatlesActually everyone needs food, water and oxygen.Peter
"Alligator Wine," Screamin' Jay HawkinsWine cannot be made from alligators.Regina Haniger
"The Almighty Protozoan," Human WasteNo protozoan is almighty.Stephanie Craddock
"Alone In The World," Barbra StreisandNo one else would have heard of her song!Heather Brockwell
"Alone With You," Jake OwenWhen you're alone, you're not with another person.Yvette Bristle
"Alphabet City," Don CherryThere is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"The Alphabet Of Love," The SuburbansLove is an emotion and has no alphabet.Yvette Bristle
"Aluminum Record Award," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandThere are gold and platinum recs, but not aluminumYvette Bristle
"Always Be Happy," TyreseNo one is always happy.Yvette Bristle
"Always Be My Baby," Mariah CareyBabies grow up, so they can't always stay that wayMitch
"Always Enough," Casting CrownsSometimes there isn't enough.Yvette Bristle
"Always Good," Ian McIntoshThings aren't always good.Yvette Bristle
"Always Something Missing," Ralph MacDonaldMany times, nothing is missing.Yvette Bristle
"Am I A Toy Or A Treasure," Kay StarrNeither. You're a woman.Peter
"American Jesus," Bad ReligionHe was from Jeruselem.Travis
"American Pie," Don McLeanSince when is pie made of Americans?BB Krak
"American Pie," Don McLeanEven cannibals do not make pie from Americans.JC Foster
"An Angel Is Love," The Bob Crewe GenerationLove is an emotion, not an angel.Yvette Bristle
"An Eleven Year Old Man," Randy HarrisEleven years of age is too young for a man.Yvette Bristle
"Angel In My Pocket," One To OneAn angel can't be in someone's pocket.Yvette Bristle
"Angel Of The Morning," Juice NewtonNo time of day has its own angel!Andrea Greenleaf
"Angel On My Shoulder," Gareth GatesAn angel can't sit on your shoulder.Rip Jeans
"Angry Chair," Alice in Chains..emotional furniture? Mandylee
"The Angry Desert," The HuntersDeserts don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Angry Eyes," Loggins & MessinaEyes cannot get angry.Frosty The Cat
"The Angry Sea," The Young VoyagersThe sea doesn't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Angry Young Xylophone," Two Foot Tall JerkMusical instruments don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Animal I Have Become," Three Days GraceYou can do Animalities for real?! Show me!Bryan Pardue
"Animal I Have Become," Three Days Graceyou cant morph into an animali rock so much
"Anita's Miracle Suntan Lotion," Magic DirtSuntan lotions aren't miraculous.Jessica Junderworth
"Anniversary Of An Uninteresting Event," DeftonesWhy would you write a song about it then?M parody
"Another Crack In My Heart," Take ThatYou'd be dead if this happened.Emma
"Another Day (That Time Forgot)," Neil DiamondTime has no capability of forgetting.Yvette Bristle
"Another Lonely Christmas," PrinceChristmas has no emotions, including loneliness.Erika Clarkson
"Another Nail In My Heart," SqueezeI doubt you'd be singing about this.Peter
"Another One Bites The Dust," QueenDust cannot be bitten.Orion
"Another Sleepless Night," Anne MurrayNights neither sleep nor stay awake.Erika Clarkson
"Another You," CascadaThere cannot be two of the same person.Utopia Peak
"The Answer To Everything," Del ShannonNot everything has an answer.Yvette Bristle
"Anti-Everything," MansunNo one can be against everything.Yvette Bristle
"Ants Marching," Dave Matthews BandAnts crawl, so they can't march.Pearl Necklace
"Ants of the Sky," Between the Buried and Me weird kid106
"Ants On The Moon," Greg GibbsThe Moon has no insects.Yvette Bristle
"Any Old Wind That Blows," Johnny CashAge is not an attribute of winds.Heather Brockwell
"Anyone Can Move A Mountain," Marlena ShawNo one can.Yvette Bristle
"Anything Could Happen," Ellie GouldingAnything, huh... I doubt it.Insertnamehere
"Anything Love Can Buy," The New Christy MinstrelsLove is an emotion and can't buy anything.Yvette Bristle
"Are Friends Electric?," Tubeway ArmyObviously not.Open Mike
"Argument For One," TractorArguments involve two or more people.Candy Welty
"Arms Around The World," LouiseThe world is too big to put one's arms around.Yvette Bristle
"The Arms Of Sorrow," Killswitch EngageArms are made of bones and muscles, not of sorrow!Rosa C.
"The Arms Of Sorrow," Killswitch Engagesorrow is an idea. it has no arms.maggot army
"Army Of Me," Christina AguileraAn army has more than one person.Yvette Bristle
"Arrested For Driving While Blind," ZZ TopOne can't drive while blind.Yvette Bristle
"Arrow Of Love," The Six Teens featuring Trudy WilliamsLove is an emotion, not an arrow.Candy Welty
"As The Moon Speaks," Captain BeyondThe Moon doesn't talk.Kara Oke
"Ascending To Infinity," Luca Turilli's RhapsodyInfinity is not a destination.Yvette Bristle
"Ask My Heart," Ned MillerYou won't get an answer if you ask it.Yvette Bristle
"Ask The Rising Sun," Miriam MakebaIf you do, you won't get an answer.Yvette Bristle
"Asphalt Gardens," George HowardGardens aren't made of asphalt.Candy Welty
"Astro Zombies," The MisfitsThere are no zombies in space.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Astro Zombies," My Chemical RomanceZombies don't exist in outer space.Tommy
"At Every End There's A Beginning," Tom JonesSome things end but don't begin again.Yvette Bristle
"At Home He's A Tourist," Gang Of FourIsn't a tourist not at home, by definition?Karen Smith
"Athletic Rock," RavenRocks aren't athletic.Yvette Bristle
"Atlas Of The Soul," Mother EarthThere is no such atlas.Yvette Bristle
"Atomic Dog," George ClintonNo dog is atomic powered.Christina Caraway
"Atomic Garden," Bad Religionwhere they obviously have atomic plants?Evan
"Attack Of The Name Game," Stacy LattisawGames don't attack.Yvette Bristle
"Attitude Dancing," Carly SimonTrying to say an attitude could dance??Regina Olsen
"August 32nd," The Big Town Boys 4August has only 31 days.Yvette Bristle
"Avalanche Of Love," Golden EarringLove can't move down a mountain.Candy Welty

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