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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with O

"Oasis Of Love," EnchantmentLove is an emotion, not an oasis.Yvette Bristle
"Ocean Blues," Lee OskarBodies of water don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Ocean Breathes Salty," Modest MouseThe ocean can't breath let alone breathe saltyKevin
"Ocean Breathes Salty," Modest MouseOceans don't breathe, although they are salty.Jess
"Ocean Eyes," Billie EilishOceans don't have eyes.JohnHowarth
"Ocean Full Of Tears," Frankie FordMost ocean water is not tears.Yvette Bristle
"The Ocean In Her Eye," MotorpsychoEyes don't have oceans in them.Candy Welty
"Ocean Of Thoughts And Dreams," The DramaticsOceans aren't made of thoughts or dreams.Yvette Bristle
"Octopus' Garden," The BeatlesOctopuses have no gardensHeather Brockwell
"Off The Coast Of Love," Nona HendryxLove is an emotion and has no coast.Yvette Bristle
"Oh Me, Oh My (Dreams In My Arms)," Al GreenDreams don't exist in people's arms.Yvette Bristle
"Oh, Happy Day," Edward HawkinsAgain, a day cannot be happy.Reggie Pillbox
"Oh, You Are The Roots That Sleep Beneath My Feet," Bright EyesPeople aren't roots.Yvette Bristle
"Oh, You Crazy Moon," Frank SinatraThe moon can't exhibit craziness.Yvette Bristle
"Old Devil Moon," Miles DavisThe Moon is not devilish.Yvette Bristle
"Old Future," John GorkaThe future doesn't yet exist, so it can't be old.Karen Smith
"Old Man Atom," The Sons Of The Pioneers Men aren't single atoms(but are composed of many)Yvette Bristle
"Old Man River," Cast Of 'Showboat'No river is a man (of any age).Rosie Finch
"Old Records Never Die," Ian HunterEven when they're broken?Yvette Bristle
"Old Youth," Lord NelsonThis title contradicts itself. Another oxymoron!Yvette Bristle
"Older Than My Years," CherieYou're only as old as your age.Yvette Bristle
"Older Than Time Itself," Dark AngelNothing is older than time.Yvette Bristle
"Ole Buttermilk Sky," Hoagy CarmichaelThe sky isn't made of buttermilkLefty Lucy
"On A Clear Day You Can See Forever," Barbra StreisandNot even Babs can see that far.Peter
"On A Coconut Island," George LewisIslands aren't made of coconuts.Yvette Bristle
"On A Night Like You," Golden EarringPeople are not nights.Yvette Bristle
"On A Train Going Nowhere," Marlene WillisIt must be going somewhere.Yvette Bristle
"On The Good Ship Lollipop," Shirley TempleNever been a ship, good or bad, named 'Lollipop'.Peter
"On The Shore Of Amore," The HeadhuntersThere is no place with this name.Yvette Bristle
"On The Wings Of Love," Jeffrey OsborneEmotions don't have wings, even love.Peter
"On This Day The Earth Shall Ring," TraditionalThe Earth is not a bell.Mary Ann Brite
"On This Side Of Goodbye," The Righteous BrothersGoodbye doesn't have sides.Yvette Bristle
"On Top of the World," Imagine DragonsYou can't stand on top of the world.Dongquan
"On Top of the World," Boys Like GirlsDuh! The Earth rotates. You'd never know that.Lizzie
"Once Upon A Time There Was An Ocean," Paul SimonOceans exist.Yvette Bristle
"One And One Is One," Medicine HeadNo, it's Two! Someone needs remedial math.Peter
"One Cup Of Happiness," Dean MartinHappiness can't be put into a cup.Yvette Bristle
"One Day Women Will All Become Monsters," ChiodosIsn't that called the Rapture?Chris lawl
"One Gallon Axe," White Goldwhat's next, 250ml bayonet?hamp
"One Hand Clapping," Sharon SmithClapping requires two hands.Yvette Bristle
"One Hundred Thousand Smiles Out," Barclay James HarvestA smile is not a unit of distance.Yvette Bristle
"One In A Million You," Larry GrahamThere are way more than a million people. Yvette Bristle
"One Man Parade," James TaylorParades have more than one person.Candy Welty
"One Note Melody," Paul StookeyA melody has more than one note.Yvette Bristle
"The One On The Right Is On The Left," Johnny CashThis statement contradicts itself.Yvette Bristle
"One Paper Kid," Emmylou HarrisKids aren't made of paper.Yvette Bristle
"One Part Dog, Nine Parts Cat," Dick Van DykeAn animal like this can't exist.Yvette Bristle
"One Plus One Is One," Badly Drawn BoySorry! One plus one is two!Millie Henry
"The One Rose (That's Left In My Heart)," Teresa BrewerRoses don't exist in people's hearts.Yvette Bristle
"One Sweet Day," Mariah Carey & Boyz II MenDays have no flavor.Lori Blonde
"One Track Mind," Bobby LewisA mind has no actual tracks.Heather Brockwell
"One Way Ticket to Hell and Back," The DarknessIf it's a one way ticket, you can't get back.Foul
"One Way Ticket to Hell And Back," The DarknessOne Way = Not BackLibby G
"One Way Ticket To Nowhere," Syl JohnsonA destination must be somewhere.Yvette Bristle
"One Way Ticket to the Blues," Neil SedakaYou cannot take a train ride into a set of coloursSusanna Viljanen
"One-Man Army," Our Lady PeaceOne man does not make an Army.Rock Maninoff
"One-Way Ticket (To The Blues)," Neil SedakaThe blues are an emotion, not a destination.Yvette Bristle
"Only A Lonely Heart Knows," Barbara MandrellHearts are incapable of knowing anything.Yvette Bristle
"Only A Lonely Heart Sees," Felix CavaliereHearts are incapable of vision.Yvette Bristle
"Only Girl (In the World)," RihannaThere is more than 1 girl on the planetEvan
"Only Happy When It Rains," GarbageNo one is only happy when it's raining.Steve
"Only Love Can Break Your Heart," Neil YoungMen and women break hearts, not love.MOR
"Only My Heart Talkin'," Alice CooperHearts can't talk.Yvette Bristle
"Only My Love Is True," Foster SylversMany other people's love is true, too.Yvette Bristle
"Only The Good Die Young," Billy JoelI'm sure there are many criminals who died young.Larcen Tyler
"Only Time Will Tell," Asia And which mouth will Time use to tell us what?Peter
"The Only Way Is Up," YazzNo, there is down, across, over, etc.Gretchen Q. Wieners
"Only We Remain," ShoesThere are many more people than just this band.Yvette Bristle
"Only Women Bleed," Alice CooperNot true, I say !!!FussBudget
"Only Your Nose Knows," Max WebsterNoses are incapable of knowing anything.Yvette Bristle
"Open The Door To Your Heart," Darrell BanksSorry, hearts don't come with doors.Peter
"Open The Eyes Of My Heart," Michael W. SmithA heart has no eyes.Karen Smith
"Open Your Heart," MadonnaAnd what am i supposed to open it with? Josh Nichols (Drake and Josh)
"Open Your Heart," MadonnaWhen did Madonna become a surgeon?Peter
"Orange Bliss," Leah WestBliss has no color.Heather Brockwell
"Organ Shout," Dave 'Baby' CortezOrgans don't shout.Yvette Bristle
"The Other Me," Paul McCartneyIs there a clone of you wandering around?Ariana Crowne
"The Other Me," Paul McCartneyThere's only ONE you, Paul!Isac
"Other Side Of Life," The Moody BluesLife does not have sides.Timothy Burr
"Our Lips Are Sealed," The Go-Go'sThey couldn't be singing if they were.Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Our Love Goes Marching On," Clifford CurryLove is an emotion and it doesn't march.Yvette Bristle
"Our Love Is Loud," David Crowder BandLoudness isn't an attribute of love.Heather Brockwell
"Our Love's A Chain," IllustrationLove is an emotion, not a chain.Yvette Bristle
"Our Sister The Sun," The Insect TrustThe Sun has no gender and has no siblings.Yvette Bristle
"Out Of Nowhere," Frank IfieldEverything must come from somewhere.Yvette Bristle
"Out Of Tears," The Rolling StonesYou can never run out of tears.Opie M.
"Over Under Sideways Down," The YardbirdsToo many contradictory directions at one time.Peter
"Own The Night," Chaka KhanNo one can possess the night.Yvette Bristle
"Owner Of A Lonely Heart," YesSince when is a heart lonely?CDD

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