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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Racing With The Moon," Vaughn Monroe | Is it a marathon? | George Straitjacket |
| "The Rain Leaves A Scar," L`arc~en~ciel | Not unless it's raining acid. | Trevor |
| "Rainbow In The Dark," Dio | rainbows are created by light and water. not dark. | Maggot army |
| "Rainbow in the Dark," Dio | It would have to be infrared or ultraviolet | been_a_son |
| "Rainin' In My Heart," Slim Harpo | Heather Brockwell | |
| "Raining Blood," Slayer | When has that happened? | Josue |
| "Raining On The Inside," Amy Grant | It cannot rain from inside anything. | Christian |
| "Rape Me," Nirvana | You can't rape the willing | Tom |
| "Red Blue Jeans," John Kilser | Wouldn't that just be red jeans? | Lionel Trane |
| "Red Rain," Peter Gabriel | Rain is never red. | Marcia Todd |
| "Reeling In The Years," Steely Dan | I didn't know you could go fishing for years! | Larcen Tyler |
| "Reeling In The Years," Steely Dan | You can't catch years with a fishing pole. ;-D | Lisa Cohead |
| "Remember Tomorrow," Iron Maiden | You can't remember something that hasn't happened | Stephen Harris |
| "Return to Heaven," Bad Brains | You can't leave Heaven so how would you return? | Grillzforlife |
| "Reverse The Day," Pati Yang | HOW?? | Sean |
| "Ride The Lightning," Metallica | Good luck with that | Agent Nerve |
| "Ride The Lightning," Metallica | Even if u could, u wouldn't want to. | CDD |
| "Ride The Tiger," Jefferson Starship | If you could, you would get hurt | Rhoda Dohr |
| "Ride The Wings Of Pestilance," From First To Last | Bug invasions don't have wings | Thorns |
| "Ridin' The Storm Out," REO Speedwagon | You'd need a bigger saddle. | Red Ruffcorn |
| "Riding On Rainbow," Elvis Presley | Is simply not something one can do. | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Riding On The Rocket," Shonen Knife | You ride IN a rocket, not on it. | Pete Worst |
| "Rip Her To Shreds," Blondie | That's physically impossible. | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "The River Cried," Sarah Brightman | Sure it did | Jipster Pedingish |
| "River of Dreams," Billy Joel | I've never heard of one. | T-Dog of S |
| "The River Of Dreams," Billy Joel | A river made of dreams? Now I've seen it all! | Larcen Tyler |
| "The River Sings," Enya | Rivers can't talk,let alone sing | Natasha |
| "Road To Acceptance," Green Day | and where would that be located? | MollyPug101 |
| "Road To Nowhere," Talking Heads | There's no place called Nowhere. | Roc |
| "Rock And Roll Stew," Traffic | Stew made out of form of music doesn't sound good. | Peter |
| "Rock And Roll Suicide," David Bowie | You cannot kill yourself with music | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Rock Is Dead," Marilyn Manson | Rocks can't die and rock the genre will never die. | CDD |
| "Rocket Man," Elton John | No man is made from a rocket | Peter |
| "The Rockin Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu," Johnny Rivers | There are no such diseases | Lucinda Blair |
| "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree," Brenda Lee | If you did that, you would knock the tree down | Christy McDaniel |
| "Roll Over Beethoven," The Beatles | No he won't. Not now! | FussBudget |
| "Room A Thousand Years Wide," Soundgarden | Years are a measurement of time, not area. | Luke |
| "Rubberband Girl," Kate Bush | Girls can never be constructed of rubber bands. | Jess |
| "Rubberband Man," Spinners | Men aren't made of rubber | JD |
| "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer," Gene Autry | Sorry, but no reindeers have red noses. | Melanie Bianca Green |
| "Run Through The Jungle," Creedence Clearwater Revival | It is impossible to run through a thicket | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Running Down A Dream," Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | Last I heard, dreams were mental, not physical. | Larcen Tyler |
| "Running To Stand Still," U2 | Moving is not standing still | tom violence |
| "Rusty Moon," Amorphis | The moon cannot be rusty. | weird kid106 |
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