Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> R

Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"The Rain Leaves A Scar," L`arc~en~cielNot unless it's raining acid. Trevor
"Rainbow in the Dark," DioIt would have to be infrared or ultravioletbeen_a_son
"Rainbow In The Dark," DioUnless The Northern Lights Count...CDD
"Rainin' In My Heart," Slim Harpo Heather Brockwell
"Raining Blood," SlayerWhen has that happened?Josue
"Raining On The Inside," Amy GrantIt cannot rain from inside anything.Christian
"Rape Me," NirvanaYou can't rape the willingTom
"Reeling In The Years," Steely DanI didn't know you could go fishing for years!Larcen Tyler
"Reeling In The Years," Steely DanYou can't catch years with a fishing pole. ;-DLisa Cohead
"Remember Tomorrow," Iron MaidenYou can't remember something that hasn't happenedStephen Harris
"Reverse The Day," Pati YangHOW??Sean
"Ride The Lightning," MetallicaGood luck with thatAgent Nerve
"Ride The Lightning," MetallicaEven if u could, u wouldn't want to.CDD
"Ride The Tiger," Jefferson StarshipIf you could, you would get hurtRhoda Dohr
"Ride The Wings Of Pestilance," From First To LastBug invasions don't have wingsThorns
"Rip Her To Shreds," BlondieThat's physically impossible.ThatAwesomeGuy
"The River Cried," Sarah BrightmanSure it didJipster Pedingish
"River of Dreams," Billy JoelI've never heard of one.T-Dog of S
"The River Of Dreams," Billy JoelA river made of dreams? Now I've seen it all!Larcen Tyler
"The River Sings," EnyaRivers can't talk,let alone singNatasha
"Road To Acceptance," Green Dayand where would that be located?MollyPug101
"Road To Nowhere," Talking HeadsThere's no place called Nowhere.rocky
"Rock And Roll Stew," TrafficStew made out of form of music doesn't sound good.Peter
"Rock Is Dead," Marilyn MansonRocks can't die and rock the genre will never die.CDD
"Rocket Man," Elton JohnNo man is made from a rocketPeter
"The Rockin Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu," Johnny RiversThere are no such diseasesLucinda Blair
"Roll Over Beethoven," The BeatlesNo he won't. Not now!FussBudget
"Room A Thousand Years Wide," SoundgardenYears are a measurement of time, not area.Luke
"Rubberband Girl," Kate BushGirls can never be constructed of rubber bands.Jess
"Rubberband Man," SpinnersMen aren't made of rubberJD
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer," TraditionalSorry, but no reindeers have red noses.Melanie Bianca Green
"Running Down A Dream," Tom Petty & The HeartbreakersLast I heard, dreams were mental, not physical.Larcen Tyler
"Running To Stand Still," U2Moving is not standing stilltom violence
"Rusty Moon," AmorphisThe moon cannot be rusty.weird kid106

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