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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

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Sarah Brightman/Andrea Bocelli

Music Jokes:

What did Sarah Brightman say when her best friend had to go away?
We will never be 'Amigos Para Siempre....!'
Submitted by: Tanisha
Q: What did Sarah Brightman say to Andrew Lloyd Webber when they divorced?
A: Time to say goodbye.
Submitted by: Simsi

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Phantom of the Opera (1986 Musical), Repo! The Genetic Opera"She acted quite well, and for many, she's the main selling point of the show. - Caldoran

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"The River Cried,"Sure it didCaldoran

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Where Do I Go?""Only An Ocean Away," Sarah BrightmanCarly Johnson
"Time To Say Goodbye""Goodbye My Lover," James BluntMKay
"Time To Say Goodbye""Bye Bye Bye," NSYNCBiff

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Older Than Winter" originally "Colder Than Winter"
Ursula Turpin
"I Wish I Could Be Christmas Every Day" originally "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day"
Jessica Childress
"Jesu, Joy Of Ma's Desiring" originally "Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"I Lost My Heat To A Starship Trooper" originally "I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper"
Brrrrrrr!
Kippy the Wonder Worm

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"The War Is Overt" originally "The War Is Over"
That No-one Candy Nye
"The Wart is Over" originally "The War is Over"
That cream really works!
Joey Bingham

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Jesu, Toy Of Man's Desiring" originally "Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"I've Been This Wag Before" originally "I've Been This Way Before"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"I've Seen This Way Before" originally "I've Been This Way Before"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"The Journey Hole" originally "The Journey Home"
Sounds a lot less romantic now, doesn't it?
Joey Bingham

Song Parody Recordings:

Oct 13 "Don't Whine at Me, Angelina" by Rick Cormier a parody of "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" by Sarah Brightman
The sad tale of how I broke up with Angelina (yes, Jolie) Soundclick.com: (Mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Macavity""Evil Jay"DDPX
"Deliver Me""Disgusting Me"Francois B.
"Captain Nemo""Captain Planet"Ana
"I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper""Dancing with the New York Yankees"Ana
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina""Don't Whine at Me, Angelina"Rick Cormier
"Unexpected Song""I really can't sing"Ash
"Amigoes Para Sempre""Pigza's Just A Pinhead"WhizkidF
"The Phantom of the Opera""The PAP versus the Opposition"Composer-conductor

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
The Secret Still RemainsDemocratic Party Ads Against President G.W. BushJabbers McPeep
Winter In JulyArctic VacationsWretch
Deliver MePizza Hut, Or Any Other Pizza Restaurant.Simone Russell
HaremA Brothel Or Cathouse.John D'Shane
A Question of HonorUS ArmyJohn D'Shane
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
(I Lost My Heart to a) Starship TrooperNASADylan Baranski
Pie JesuPagan organization/Athiest organizationDiddims
Nessun DormaInsomniacs Anonymous or Stalker/Harassment hotlineDiddims
Just Show Me How To Love YouMarriage counselorDiddims
Heaven Is HereAtheist's OrganizationWinnie
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
May It Be
   Enya
Time To Say Goodbye
   Sarah Brightman
May It Be Time To Say Goodbye
Savvy Swann
I Ran
   A Flock Of Seagulls
Away From You
   Sarah Brightman
I Ran Away From You
Toddy Todd
Temptation
   The Everly Brothers
Island
   Sarah Brightman
Temptation Island
Let the break-ups commence!
Ralph T.
Carrickfergus
   Charlotte Church
Only An Ocean Away
   Sarah Brightman
Carrickfergus Is Only An Ocean Away
Joni Hall
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Arrival"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing, sing, sing a Sunday song when the mayonnaise sailed away.
Bring, bring, bring them back again to the lonely shores Monday.
We'll be here awaiting their arrival. How that bucket's gonna shine. OR .......How that Muppet's gonna shine.
Original Lyrics:
Sing, sing, sing the song they sang with us when they sailed away.
Bring, bring, bring them back again to these lonely shores one day.
We'll be here awaiting their arrival. How that moment's gonna shine.
"Just Show Me How to Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
To cause a fight, start Sarah
Original Lyrics:
Tu cosa fai stasera?
"Captain Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I could stay here
And play for a while
But I must be on my way
The water still smiles
Original Lyrics:
Wish I could stay here
And play for a while
But I must be on my way
The warmest of smiles
"Question Of Honor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too bad, good life
Original Lyrics:
Two men collide
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Figlio Perduto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Figlio di puto
Original Lyrics:
Figlio perduto

Story about this misheard lyric by: Diddims

I knew what the lyrics were, but the words do sound somewhat (if you're not listening closely) like 'figlio di puto'; 'puto' being the masculine form of the (Spanish) word 'puta,' which means 'whore' or 'b****'. 'Puto' suggests a gay male or merely a sexually loose man, depending on where it's used.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Some Girls"
The Funny Lyrics:
We'll pain the town If we don't drown in sex appeal.
Why They're Funny:
I just think this is cute.
Submitted by: Virgo Sun
 

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Beautiful"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Do you know you're beautiful?
Do you know you're beautiful?
Do you know you're beautiful?
Why They're Repetitive:
Whoever she's singing to should answer her already!
Submitted by: Queen Edgar
"You Take My Breath Away"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
You take my breath away, oh you
You take my breath away, oh you
You take my breath away, oh you (oh you)
You take my breath away, oh you (oh you)
You take my breath away, oh you (oh you)
You take my breath away, oh you (oh you)
Why They're Repetitive:
I'm thinking she should have passed out by now
Submitted by: Ralph S.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"(I Lost My Heart to a) Starship Trooper"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Encounters One and Two are not enough for me, What my body needs is Close Encounter Three.
Why They're Nonsensical:
There was not a "Close Encounters of the Third Kind 2", nor was there 3, so this lyric's nonsensical.
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
"Seven Seas"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
By the light of the silvery moon,
The wild horses come running home.
Why They're Nonsensical:
The song is beautiful, but this verse has nothing to do with the rest of it.
Submitted by: Mr. Tinkles
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Once In A Lifetime"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Show me the floor
Lay down the law
Why They're Misrhymed:
Sarah rhymes 'floor' with 'law' which works for her English accent, but not when the song is sung in an American accent

[Ed's comment: Well, it's a good thing we aren't all Americans then ! :)]
Submitted by: John D'Shane
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Take My Life"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I need a love that cuts like a knife To take my life.
Why They're Inappropriate:
I understand what she means, but this lyric could have been written a little better. This just sounds painful and messy.
Submitted by: Virgo Sun
 

Dirty Lyrics:

"Once in a Lifetime"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Let me dive in
To pools of sin
Wet black leather on my skin
Show me the floor
Lay down the law
I need to taste you more
Why They're Dirty:
Does it even need to be said? This song is a nice little 90s-style soft rock piano-guitar ballad until you get to the lyrics and then it decidedly isn't.
Submitted by: Callie
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"I Loved You"
The Lyrics:
Painter Andy painting Campbell's tins
Who They Mention:
Andy Warhol
Submitted by: Sable
"I Loved You"
The Lyrics:
Another day is paradise is nice
From Ronnie's recession's nice advice
Who They Mention:
Ronald Reagan
Submitted by: Sable
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"I Loved You"
The Lyrics:
Painter Andy painting Campbell's tins
Product Brand Name:
Campbell's Soup
Submitted by: Sable
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Arrival"
The Song Lyrics:
May they ring then in our hearts
The jubilant bells of "Auld Lang Syne".
Song They Mention:
Auld Lang Syne
Submitted by: Kris Kringle Aguilera
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"In The Bleak Midwinter"
Opening Lines:
In the bleak midwinter
Frosty wind made moan.
Comments:
Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
 

Song Title Space Change:

"I Belie Vein Father Christmas" originally "I Believe In Father Christmas"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl

Band Name Anagrams:

Has Right Man Bar Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Kelly Blythe didn't think of this anagram.
Hag Shirt Barman Submitted by: Kelly Blythe
Has Right Barman Submitted by: Kelly Blythe

Song Title Anagrams:

"Lint Crowned Earth" originally "Colder Than Winter"
Submitted by: Lois Teem
"A Fast Lean Nail" originally "Nella Fantasia"
Submitted by: Joshua Scott

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"May Sue Joy Of Jan's Desiring" originally "Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
"Mild In A Changer" originally "Child In A Manger"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl

Names as a Word Bank:

Tim, stab this grim Shaman. His stag is a Brit. Submitted by: Joshua Scott

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