Fun Music Information -> Sarah Brightman

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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Sarah Brightman/Andrea Bocelli

Music Jokes:

What did Sarah Brightman say when her best friend had to go away?
We will never be 'Amigos Para Siempre....!'

Submitted by: Tanisha

Q: What did Sarah Brightman say to Andrew Lloyd Webber when they divorced?
A: Time to say goodbye.

Submitted by: Simsi

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"The River Cried,"	Sure it did	Simsi

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Where Do I Go?"	"Only An Ocean Away," Sarah Brightman	Carly Johnson
"Time To Say Goodbye"	"Goodbye My Lover," James Blunt	MKay
"Time To Say Goodbye"	"Bye Bye Bye," NSYNC	Biff

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"I Lost My Heat To A Starship Trooper" originally "I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper"

Brrrrrrr!

Kippy the Wonder Worm

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"The War Is Overt" originally "The War Is Over"

That No-one Candy Nye

"The Wart is Over" originally "The War is Over"

That cream really works!

Joey Bingham

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"The Journey Hole" originally "The Journey Home"

Sounds a lot less romantic now, doesn't it?

Joey Bingham

Song Parody Recordings:

Oct 13 "Don't Whine at Me, Angelina" by Rick Cormier a parody of "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" by Sarah Brightman

The sad tale of how I broke up with Angelina (yes, Jolie) Soundclick.com: (Mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Macavity"	"Evil Jay"	DDPX
"Deliver Me"	"Disgusting Me"	Francois B.
"Captain Nemo"	"Captain Planet"	Ana
"I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper"	"Dancing with the New York Yankees"	Ana
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"	"Don't Whine at Me, Angelina"	Rick Cormier
"Unexpected Song"	"I really can't sing"	Ash
"Amigoes Para Sempre"	"Pigza's Just A Pinhead"	WhizkidF
"The Phantom of the Opera"	"The PAP versus the Opposition"	Composer-conductor

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
The Secret Still Remains	Democratic Party Ads Against President G.W. Bush	Jabbers McPeep
Winter In July	Arctic Vacations	Wretch
Deliver Me	Pizza Hut, Or Any Other Pizza Restaurant.	Simone Russell
Harem	A Brothel Or Cathouse.	John D'Shane
A Question of Honor	US Army	John D'Shane
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
(I Lost My Heart to a) Starship Trooper	NASA	Dylan Baranski
Pie Jesu	Pagan organization/Athiest organization	Diddims
Nessun Dorma	Insomniacs Anonymous or Stalker/Harassment hotline	Diddims
Just Show Me How To Love You	Marriage counselor	Diddims
Heaven Is Here	Atheist's Organization	Winnie
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Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
May It Be Enya	Time To Say Goodbye Sarah Brightman	May It Be Time To Say Goodbye	Savvy Swann
I Ran A Flock Of Seagulls	Away From You Sarah Brightman	I Ran Away From You	Toddy Todd
Temptation The Everly Brothers	Island Sarah Brightman	Temptation Island Let the break-ups commence!	Ralph T.
Carrickfergus Charlotte Church	Only An Ocean Away Sarah Brightman	Carrickfergus Is Only An Ocean Away	Joni Hall
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Captain Nemo" Misheard Lyrics: Wish I could stay here And play for a while But I must be on my way The water still smiles Original Lyrics: Wish I could stay here And play for a while But I must be on my way The warmest of smiles	"Question Of Honor" Misheard Lyrics: Too bad, good life Original Lyrics: Two men collide
"Once In A Lifetime" Misheard Lyrics: Let me down in To pools of sand Wipe like leather on my skin. Original Lyrics: Let me dive in To pools of sin Wet black leather on my skin.	"Eden" Misheard Lyrics: Did I ever think of you Uncomplaining? Original Lyrics: Did I ever think of you? I'm complaining.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Figlio Perduto"

Misheard Lyrics:

Figlio di puto

Original Lyrics:

Figlio perduto

Story about this misheard lyric by: Diddims

I knew what the lyrics were, but the words do sound somewhat (if you're not listening closely) like 'figlio di puto'; 'puto' being the masculine form of the (Spanish) word 'puta,' which means 'whore' or 'b****'. 'Puto' suggests a gay male or merely a sexually loose man, depending on where it's used.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Some Girls"

The Funny Lyrics:

We'll pain the town If we don't drown in sex appeal.

Why They're Funny:

I just think this is cute.

Submitted by: Virgo Sun

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Beautiful"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

Do you know you're beautiful?
Do you know you're beautiful?
Do you know you're beautiful?

Why They're Repetitive:

Whoever she's singing to should answer her already!

Submitted by: Queen Edgar

"You Take My Breath Away"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

You take my breath away, oh you
You take my breath away, oh you
You take my breath away, oh you (oh you)
You take my breath away, oh you (oh you)
You take my breath away, oh you (oh you)
You take my breath away, oh you (oh you)

Why They're Repetitive:

I'm thinking she should have passed out by now

Submitted by: Ralph S.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"(I Lost My Heart to a) Starship Trooper" The Nonsensical Lyrics: Encounters One and Two are not enough for me, What my body needs is Close Encounter Three. Why They're Nonsensical: There was not a "Close Encounters of the Third Kind 2", nor was there 3, so this lyric's nonsensical. Submitted by: Dylan Baranski	"Seven Seas" The Nonsensical Lyrics: By the light of the silvery moon, The wild horses come running home. Why They're Nonsensical: The song is beautiful, but this verse has nothing to do with the rest of it. Submitted by: Mr. Tinkles
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Once In A Lifetime"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

Show me the floor
Lay down the law

Why They're Misrhymed:

Sarah rhymes 'floor' with 'law' which works for her English accent, but not when the song is sung in an American accent

[Ed's comment: Well, it's a good thing we aren't all Americans then ! :)]

Submitted by: John D'Shane

Insulting Lyrics:

"It Must Be Tough To Be That Cool"

The Insulting Lyrics:

I should be more forgiving, There's a soul down there. I can hear it crying, But I can't find it anywhere.

Why They're Insulting:

Do I need to explain why this is insulting? Jeez, Sarah!

Submitted by: John D'Shane

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Take My Life"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

I need a love that cuts like a knife To take my life.

Why They're Inappropriate:

I understand what she means, but this lyric could have been written a little better. This just sounds painful and messy.

Submitted by: Virgo Sun

Dirty Lyrics:

"Once in a Lifetime"

The Dirty Lyrics:

Let me dive in
To pools of sin
Wet black leather on my skin
Show me the floor
Lay down the law
I need to taste you more

Why They're Dirty:

Does it even need to be said? This song is a nice little 90s-style soft rock piano-guitar ballad until you get to the lyrics and then it decidedly isn't.

Submitted by: Callie

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"I Loved You" The Lyrics: Painter Andy painting Campbell's tins Who They Mention: Andy Warhol Submitted by: Sable	"I Loved You" The Lyrics: Another day is paradise is nice From Ronnie's recession's nice advice Who They Mention: Ronald Reagan Submitted by: Sable
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