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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Paint The Silence," SouthTell me how...Kayleigh
"Paint the Sky With Stars," EnyaThe sky is air,so you can't paint on itNatasha
"Papa Was A Rolling Stone," The TemptaionsStones don't procreateJessica Childress
"Paper Moon," Nat King ColeThe Moon is not made of paperBeverly Stiles
"Paperlate," GenesisPaper can't be late, u can be late in turning one.CDD
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light," MeatloafNo you don't find palm trees on a car's dashboardJason
"Paranoid Android," RadioheadRobots don't have emotions, dumbass!Ned
"Party All The Time," Eddie MurphyNo work will ever get done.Peter
"Party In My Pants," RomanowskiDon't you get it? P.S. It's a line from a sit-com.Russell
"Party In My Pants," RomanowskiHow can a party fit into some pants?obscure
"Party with the Animals," Ozzy OsbourneGet civilized, Ozzy; party with some people, dude!Anonymous Bob
"Perfect World," Huey Lewis & The NewsHe even says there isn't one in his song.rocky
"Pieces Of Me," Ashlee SimpsonHow can a person literally be in pieces?jiminy
"Pigs Will Fly," King Missile Naomi Swanson
"A Pillow Of Winds," Pink FloydYour head & the rest of your body would fall away Peter
"Pillow Talk," SylviaPillow's don't have mouths or vocal chords.Peter
"Pink Spider," hideMost known rachnids are brown or black.Kitase
"Plastic Man," The Temptations Lucinda Blair
"Playground In My Mind," Clint HolmesThere's no playground in anyone's mind.Penelope Beckinsale
"Plug In Baby," MuseIf anyone did plug in a baby, we'd call the NSPCCBeth
"Pocketful Of Miracles," Frank SinatraUnless you're Jesus, how can you have this?Peter
"Pretzel Logic," Steely DanPretzels don't have brains or think.oldiesfan
"Princes Of The Universe," QueenNo One Can Rule The Universe,But Maybe SomedayBilly Boldman
"Private Eyes," Hall & OatesHaving eyes "down there" would be creepy!Herculina Alencar
"Puppet Man," Fifth DimensionWho's pulling the strings then?FussBudget
"Purple People Eater," Sheb Wooley Amber Malone
"Purple Rain," PrinceI am still waiting for violet or lavender drops..Mikeisha
"Purple Rain," PrinceRain is never purpleLucinda Blair

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