Fun Music Information -> Liz Phair
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Vain Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Rock Me" | from her self-titled album. She sings, "Your record collection don't exist/ You don't even know who Liz Phair is." - Agrimorfee |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Chopsticks" | The song borrows the melody of the piano piece "Chopsticks", composed by Arthur de Lull Allen (or "Lulli", real name Euphemia Allen) in 1877. - sherock |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I'm Shy, Can't I?" | "Why Can't I?" | 7incstereo |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Say My Name" | "Johnny Feelgood," Liz Phair | Paris Hilton Is On Fire |
| "Why Can't I?" | "I Can't Tell You Why," The Eagles | Peter |
| "Why Can't I?" | "Kitty's Dead!," Seraphim Shock | MOO! |
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Why Can't It?" originally "Why Can't I?"
Serafina
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Polyester Bribe" originally "Polyester Bride"
Reese without her spoon
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Supernova" | "Chevy Supernova" | Yoidy |
| "Why Can't I" | "I've Got the Damn Flu" | Arwen |
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| H. W. C. | Sperm donation | I_like_puppies |
| Big Tall Man | Brawny Paper Towels | sherock |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| H.W.C. | Lesbian Pride Alliance | mephistowolf |
| Red Light Fever | Motor Vehicle Administration | Ray |
| Table For One | Dating Service | Ray |
| It's Sweet | Diabetes Hotline | Ray |
| Why Can't I? | Condom Company HQ | sherock |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Everyone's Gone To The Moon Jonathan King | Why Can't I? Liz Phair | Everyone's Gone To The Moon...Why Can't I? Ms. Phair feels left out. | Clucky The Chicken |
| F*** Tha Police NWA | F*** and Run Liz Phair | F*** Tha Police and Run | Jerky McWank, Masturbation Test Subject |
| Ready To Run Dixie Chicks | F*** And Run Liz Phair | Ready To F*** And Run! | Lindz |
| Take the Money & Run The Steve Miller Band | F*** & Run Liz Phair | Take the Money, F***, & Run | crazydon |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
County Phair
Wayne/Jayne County combined with Liz Phair
Submitted By: KooKooDee
Phair Play
Liz Phair combined with Coldplay
Submitted By: Raphael
Phair Game
Liz Phair combined with The Game
Another "Nearlywed Game" featuring the lovely Liz.
Submitted By: hybrid
Phair Maiden
Liz Phair combined with Iron Maiden
If Liz Phair joined this band, she'd be a Phair Maiden!
Submitted By: Rocky
Misheard Lyrics:
"Why Can't I?"
Misheard Lyrics: We're havin' fun yet, but my head's spinning
Original Lyrics: We haven't f***** yet, but my head's spinning
| "Extraordinary"
Misheard Lyrics: Average everyday saint psycho
Original Lyrics: Average every day sane psycho
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"Polyester Bride"
Misheard Lyrics: Do you wanna be an alligator cowboy who s***s his pants?
Original Lyrics: Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?
| "Extraordinary"
Misheard Lyrics: I wish every day seemed psycho.
Original Lyrics: Average every day sane psycho
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Why Can't I?"
Misheard Lyrics: Gonna take a walk, for it's safe to catch.
or Gonna take a walk for it's sake to hatch. or Gonna take a walk for it's safe to crash. Original Lyrics: Gonna take a while for this egg to hatch.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: David Pratter I found out the correct lyrics when I rented the DVD of the movie 'How To Deal' starring Mandy Moore. It's an interesting video, it shows Liz's face on different album covers the whole time. The lyrics of the song are displayed as titles for the CD covers, they are parodies of other albums, similar to the album cover parodies displayed on amiright.com! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Funny Lyrics:
"Why Can't I"
The Funny Lyrics: got a girlfriend You said it isn't right
Why They're Funny: it doesn't go with the subject of the song it's just saying that she has a girlfriend
Submitted by: Lesly
| "Why Can't I"
The Funny Lyrics: Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you? Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you?
Why They're Funny: WELL... If you're talking about this person you must be thinking about them! And if you can't breathe then you can't speak!
Submitted by: Fudge
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Why Can't I?"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?
Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you? Why They're Repetitive: The answer is...I dunno! So stop asking! You probably just have a crush on the guy, ok?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Why Can't I?"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?
Why They're Nonsensical: Chances are you got asthma. See a doctor.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Only Son"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm the worst kind of son...
Why They're Insincere: Right... that's because you're not a son, you're a daughter. I could understand if someone else wrote the song, but her name's in the credits.
Submitted by: jmd
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Chopsticks"
The Lyrics: I told him that I knew Julia Roberts
When I was twelve at summer camp. Who They Mention: Julia Roberts
Submitted by: She
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Never Said"
The Lyrics: "I never said nothing."
Why: We all know two negatives can't be in the same sentence. It sound be: "I never said anything", but we all know that doesn't sound as good as the original lyrics.
Submitted by: Marisa
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Fizz Lair originally "Liz Phair"
Submitted by: Alice Sutton
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