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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Waiting For Yesterday," 12 Stones | Yesterday is history.. | Franka |
| "Wake Up Dead," Arlo Guthrie | mandamoo | |
| "Wake Up Dead Man," U2 | A dead man can't wake up...he's not alive anymore! | Crystal |
| "Walk On The Ocean," Toad The Wet Sprocket | nally | |
| "Walk On Water," Madasun | Don't think so, unless you're Jesus | Devil Jones |
| "Walk On Water," Eddie Money | Only one man has done it, and he was crucified. | rocky |
| "Walk The Dinosaur," Was (Not Was) | No one's done that in several million years | oldschool |
| "A Walkin' Miracle," The Essex | I didn't know Jesus was still around in 1963. | Peter |
| "Walking Contradiction," Green Day | Lizzie | |
| "Walking In The Air," Nightwish | Unless you're on drugs... | Diddims |
| "Walking On Sunshine," Katrina & The Waves | Sunshine is something that can't be walked on | FussBudget |
| "Walking On The Moon," The Police | It's hard to walk with little to no gravity! | Larcen Tyler |
| "Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth | You'd Never Get There It Is 93 Million Miles Away | Lee Mccoy |
| "Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth | That's a good way to get your feet burned. | Micky |
| "Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth | FussBudget | |
| "Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth | FussBudget | |
| "Walking on Top of the World," Balance of Power | weird kid106 | |
| "War Pigs," Black Sabbath | Pigs go to war? Yeah, when pigs fly... | JoeKing |
| "Warmness on the Soul," Avenged Sevenfold | weird kid106 | |
| "Watch Your Words," Alter Bridge | Now it's possible for one to watch words? | Brownmeister |
| "We Are Godzilla, You Are Japan," Lostprophets | I'm pretty sure they're not godzilla | Franka |
| "We Are The Storm," The Dillinger Escape Plan | people are not storms | weird kid106 |
| "We Can Fly," The Cowsills | Lucinda Blair | |
| "Wear My Ring Around Your Neck," Elvis Presley | It's more comfortable if it were on a chain… | crazydon |
| "Wear Your Love Like Heaven," Donovan | Can you really wear Heaven and Love? | Paul Warren |
| "Welcome to Dying," Blind Guardian | You wouldn't hear it if you were dead | weird kid106 |
| "Wheel In the Sky," Journey | That defies the law of gravity. | Sean Smith |
| "When Beauty Dies," Beyond Dawn | weird kid106 | |
| "When Everything Becomes Nothing," Through the Eyes of the Dead | weird kid106 | |
| "When Heaven Calls Your Name," Balance of Power | weird kid106 | |
| "When the Stars Go Blue," Tim McGraw | And exactly when has that ever happened? | Mr. Sally |
| "When The Sun Sleeps," Underoath | the sun does not sleep | weird kid106 |
| "When We Were Dead," Danzig | Couldn't be singing about it. | Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi |
| "When Your Eyes Say It," Britney Spears | Eyes don't talk, as a general rule. | Eta_Cassiopeia |
| "Where I Used To Have A Heart," Martina McBride | She'd be dead & unable to sing without one. | Sonya |
| "Where Shadows Dance," Anathema | weird kid106 | |
| "Where The Rain Grows," Helloween | That would be where? | ChibiLowrider the Jerichoholic |
| "Where The Streets Have No Name," U2 | All streets have names, silly | Tasha Yar |
| "Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?," Alan Jackson | Wouldn't happen; nor could anyone survive to sing. | Valerie Cameron |
| "While My Guitar Gently Weeps," The Beatles | Heather Brockwell | |
| "While My Guitar Gently Weeps," Beatles | Weeping what? It's an inanimate object. | Diddims |
| "The White Shade Of Pale," Black Label Society | You Cant Get More White Than Pale | anthony moore |
| "White Shadows," Coldplay | Shadows are black, aren't they? Not white? | Nestor Abreu |
| "A Whiter Shade Of Pale," Procol Harum | I doubt there's anything whiter than pale. | Larcen Tyler |
| "Who Painted The Moon Black?," Hayley Westenra | Unless you're talking about a picture | Natasha |
| "Wild Thing (you make my hart sing)," Hendrix | Hearts don't sing they only thadump. | Anonymous Bob |
| "Willow Weep For Me," Chad & Jeremy | Lucinda Blair | |
| "Wind Beneath My Wings," Bette Midler | Lucinda Blair | |
| "Wind cries Mary," Jimmy Hendrix | yeah right....... it cries Daniel too | damn'iel |
| "Windmills Of My Mind," Dusty Springfield | No one's mind contains windmills. | Penelope Beckinsale |
| "Window To Nowhere," Angra | weird kid106 | |
| "Wings of God," Anathema | weird kid106 | |
| "Wings Of Reality," Angra | weird kid106 | |
| "With Eyes Ever Turned Inward," Through the Eyes of the Dead | weird kid106 | |
| "Wooden Heart," Joe Dowell | David | |
| "Wooden Heart," Bobby Vinton | A wooden heart would not beat - you'd be dead | Doug Montgomery |
| "Wooden Heart," Joe Dowell | Lucinda Blair | |
| "Words I May Have Ate," Green Day | You could do this in the figurative sense, though. | Lizzie |
| "World Falls Away," Seether | Wait...aren't we still here? | Meier |
| "World In My Eyes," Depeche Mode | You have a pupil in your eye! | Sean |
| "World of Our Own," Westlife | Not until we have space travel! | Eta_Cassiopeia |
| "World on Fire," Sarah Mclachlan | Barring nuclear attack, it can't all be on fire | Spydercrystal |
| "Written In The Stars," Elton John & LeAnn Rimes | Lucinda Blair |
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