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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Waiting For Yesterday," 12 StonesYesterday is history..Franka
"Waiting On The Shores Of Nowhere," Helen ShapiroYou must be waiting somewhere, not nowhere.Yvette Bristle
"Waiting On Today," P.O.D.Today is here, so no waiting is required.Yvette Bristle
"Wake The Sun," The MatchesThe sun can't be controlled. Nor does it sleep.Yvette Bristle
"Wake Up Dead," Arlo Guthrie  mandamoo
"Wake Up Dead Man," U2A dead man can't wake up...he's not alive anymore!Crystal
"Walk Off The World," Jerry LaneGravity prevents us from doing this.Yvette Bristle
"Walk On The Ocean," Toad The Wet SprocketThe water will not support your weight.nally
"Walk On Water," MadasunDon't think so, unless you're JesusDevil Jones
"Walk On Water," Eddie MoneyOnly one man has done it, and he was crucified.rocky
"Walk Right Up To The Sun," The DelfonicsNobody can walk to the sun.Yvette Bristle
"Walk The Dinosaur," Was (Not Was)No one's done that in several million yearsoldschool
"Walk To The Moon," Freddy CannonNo one can walk to the moon.Yvette Bristle
"Walk When Love Walks," Billy CraddockLove can't walk.Yvette Bristle
"A Walkin' Miracle," The EssexI didn't know Jesus was still around in 1963. Peter
"Walkin' With A Mountain," Mott the HoopleMountains don't have legs.Tommy
"Walking Back To Happiness," Bob GeldofHappiness is not a placeKaren Smith
"Walking Contradiction," Green Day Lizzie
"The Walking Dead," ZebraheadThe dead can't walkBrownie
"Walking Dream," Patsy ClineDreams can't walk.Yvette Bristle
"Walking In The Air," NightwishUnless you're on drugs...Diddims
"Walking In The Clouds," Easy StreetGravity would make you fall from the clouds.Yvette Bristle
"Walking On A Dream," Empire of the SunYou cannot walk on a dream unless you are dead.Dongquan
"Walking On Air," Samantha FoxAir can't support one's weight.Andrea Greenleaf
"Walking On Sunshine," Katrina & The WavesSunshine is something that can't be walked onFussBudget
"Walking On The Edge Of The World," The ShevellsThe world doesn't have edges.Yvette Bristle
"Walking On The Moon," The PoliceIt's hard to walk with little to no gravity!Larcen Tyler
"Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth FussBudget
"Walking On The Sun," Smash MouthYou'd Never Get There It Is 93 Million Miles Away Lee Mccoy
"Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth FussBudget
"Walking On The Sun," Smash MouthThat's a good way to get your feet burned.Micky
"Walking on Thin Ice," Yoko OnoThat wouldn't be a safe move.Peter
"Walking on Top of the World," Balance of Power weird kid106
"Walking The Sea," Cecil HickmanTry it; it's impossible.Yvette Bristle
"Walking Through Walls," The Escape ClubWalls can't be walked through (without a door).Yvette Bristle
"The Walls Have Ears," Patti PageEars don't exist on non-living things.Yvette Bristle
"The Walls Keep Saying Your Name," Sophie Ellis-BextorWalls can't talk.Cynthia Avery
"War Is Kind," Jakob DylanUh? No, war is not kindRich
"War Pigs," Black SabbathWar dogs, yes; war pigs, no.Susanna Viljanen
"War Pigs," Black SabbathPigs go to war? Yeah, when pigs fly...JoeKing
"War Pigs," Black SabbathPigs cannot fly, let alone go to warChazm
"War Pigs," Black SabbathThere are war dogs, but no war pigsSusanna Viljanen
"Warmness on the Soul," Avenged Sevenfold weird kid106
"Watch The Wind Blow By," Tim McGrawYou can't actually look at windPeter
"Watch Your Words," Alter BridgeNow it's possible for one to watch words? Brownmeister
"Water And Skies Are Telling Me," Jan AkkermanWater and skies don't speak.Yvette Bristle
"Water Runs Dry," Boyz II MenThis is an oxymoron; water itself is always wet.Peter
"Watermelon Crawl," Tracy ByrdWatermelons can't crawl.Wendy Torrance
"We All Live On A Rainbow," The GogglesRainbows can't support the weight of people.Yvette Bristle
"We Are All Fire," Cars & TrainsPeople aren't fire.Yvette Bristle
"We Are Each Other," The Beautiful SouthA person can't be another person.Yvette Bristle
"We Are Glass," EMFPeople aren't made of glass.Yvette Bristle
"We Are Godzilla, You Are Japan," LostprophetsI'm pretty sure they're not godzillaFranka
"We Are Nowhere And It's Now," Bright EyesYou must be somewhere.Yvette Bristle
"We Are Pillows," The Ides Of MarchPeople aren't pillows.Yvette Bristle
"We Are The Dead," David BowieYou can't sing if you're dead.Yvette Bristle
"We Are The Storm," The Dillinger Escape Plan people are not stormsweirdkid106
"We Are The World," USA For AfricaWe are people, not a planet!Christy McDaniel
"We Are Tomorrow," BleachPeople can't be days.Jonathan S.
"We Can Fly," The Cowsills Lucinda Blair
"We Can Last Forever," ChicagoNo, you can't.Yvette Bristle
"We Can Make The World Stop," Glitch MobThe world is rotating at all times.Tommy
"We Can't Go Wrong," The Cover GirlsEveryone makes mistakes.Yvette Bristle
"We Danced On The Ceiling," Bonnie TylerGravity prevents people from doing this.Yvette Bristle
"We Got The Beat," The Go-Go'sYou can't hold onto the sound of rhythm!Larcen Tyler
"We Never Close Our Eyes," ScannersPeople do close their eyes. Even when they blink!Yvette Bristle
"We Own The Night," Selena Gomez & The SceneNo one can possess the night.Candy Welty
"We Owned The Night," Lady AntebellumEven Lady A can't own a day or night!Christy McDaniel
"We Run The Night," Havana Brown featuring PitbullNo one can control the night.Candy Welty
"We Two Are One," EurythmicsNot unless you're conjoining twins.ThatAwesomeGuy
"We Will Never Die," Dark EmpireWe all die, sooner or later.Kara Oke
"We're All Dead," Crack The SkyIf you are, then why are you singing?Candy Welty
"We're All Going To The Same Place," Tommy Boyce & Bobby HartAll people wouldn't fit in the same place.Yvette Bristle
"We're All Living In One Place," Rubber BucketAll people can't fit in the same place.Yvette Bristle
"Wear It On Our Face," The DellsImplies 1 face (singular) shared by 2+ (our, pl.)Heather Brockwell
"Wear My Kiss ," Sugababesa kiss isn't an item of clothing A-Lean
"Wear My Ring Around Your Neck," Elvis PresleyIt's more comfortable if it were on a chain…crazydon
"Wear My Ring Around Your Neck," Elvis PresleyUnless the ring belongs to a giantTBW
"Wear Your Love Like Heaven," DonovanCan you really wear Heaven and Love?Paul Warren
"Weather With You," Crowded HouseWeather isn't with just one person.Peter
"Weave Me The Sunshine," Peter YarrowSunshine can't be woven.Yvette Bristle
"Wedding Bells (Are Breaking Up That Old Gang...," The Four Aces... Of Mine)" Bells can't break up anything.Candy Welty
"The Weight Of Love," LeAnn RimesLove has no weight.Yvette Bristle
"Welcome Back Among The Living," The Certain SceneThe dead don't come back to life.Yvette Bristle
"Welcome to Dying," Blind GuardianYou wouldn't hear it if you were deadweird kid106
"Welcome To My Nightmare," Alice CooperI don't think I can get inside Alice's head.Peter
"What Time Does The Last Moon Leave," Cara StewartThe moon doesn't leave.Yvette Bristle
"Wheel In the Sky," JourneyThat defies the law of gravity.Sean Smith
"The Wheel Of Hurt," Margaret WhitingIs that anywhere near "The Wheel of Fortune"?Peter
"Wheel Of The World," Carrie UnderwoodA world is not a vehicleChristy McDaniel
"When Doves Cry," PrinceDoves don't really cry, per se.Karen Smith
"When Heaven Calls Your Name," Balance of Power weird kid106
"When I Was An Apple," The FactoryPeople have never been apples.Yvette Bristle
"When It Rains The Blues On You," Merle KilgoreThe blues are an emotion and are not rain.Yvette Bristle
"When Love Is Bleaching Bad," PlayLove doesn't bleach, either well or badly.Heather Brockwell
"When the Stars Go Blue," Tim McGrawAnd exactly when has that ever happened?Mr. Sally
"When The Sun Hits," SlowdiveThe Sun is not capable of hitting anything.Clay Sicken
"When The Sun Sleeps," Underoath the sun does not sleepweird kid106
"When The Wind Was Green," Kathy KeeganWhen has the wind ever been green?!Yvette Bristle
"When Time Is Stolen," Joan BaezTime can't be stolen.Alyssa Jayne
"When We Were Dead," DanzigCouldn't be singing about it.Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"When You Speak With Your Eyes," Frances LangfordEyes don't talk.Yvette Bristle
"When You Walk Through Me," UltravoxA person can't walk through another person.Yvette Bristle
"When Your Eyes Say It," Britney SpearsEyes don't talk, as a general rule.Eta_Cassiopeia
"Where Are You Christmas?," Faith HillChristmas is something you can't lose.Christy McDaniel
"Where Do You Want The World Delivered," Joey PowersNo one can deliver the world.Yvette Bristle
"Where I Used To Have A Heart," Martina McBrideShe'd be dead & unable to sing without one.Sonya
"Where The Rain Grows," HelloweenThat would be where?ChibiLowrider the Jerichoholic
"Where The Streets Have No Name," U2All streets have names, sillyTasha Yar
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?," Alan JacksonWouldn't happen; nor could anyone survive to sing.Valerie Cameron
"Which Way To Nowhere," The 5th Dimension"Nowhere" is not a place.Yvette Bristle
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," The BeatlesGuitars do not cry, it is amp overdriveSusanna Viljanen
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," The Beatles Heather Brockwell
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," BeatlesWeeping what? It's an inanimate object.Diddims
"Whiskey River," Willie NelsonNo river is made of whiskeyPenelope Beckinsale
"Whiskey Talkin'," Joe StampleyWhiskey can't talk.Daphne Hughes
"Whispering Bells," The Del VikingsLast I heard, bells jingledRich
"Whispering Grass," Dee ClarkGrass doesn't whisper.Yvette Bristle
"Whispering Pines," Jakob DylanTrees can't whisperRich
"Whispering Sea," Loretta LynnThe sea doesn't whisper.Yvette Bristle
"Whispering Waves," Donna SummerWaves don't whisper.Yvette Bristle
"The Whistling Organ," Dave 'Baby' CortezOrgans don't whistle.Yvette Bristle
"White Noise," The Living EndNoise cannot be described in a colour.Dongquan
"The White Shade Of Pale," Black Label SocietyYou Cant Get More White Than Paleanthony moore
"White Shadows," ColdplayShadows are black, aren't they? Not white?Nestor Abreu
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale," Procol HarumI doubt there's anything whiter than pale.Larcen Tyler
"Who Painted The Moon Black?," Hayley WestenraUnless you're talking about a pictureNatasha
"Who'll Stop The Rain," Creedence Clearwater RevivalNobody can. Weather is not controllable.Susanna Viljanen
"Widow of a Living Man," Ben HarperOnly dead men can have widows.Carla Jorgensen
"Wild Honey Pie," The BeatlesHoney pie doesn't grow in the wild (or at all).Michael C
"Willow Weep For Me," Chad & Jeremy Lucinda Blair
"Wind Beneath My Wings," Bette Midler Lucinda Blair
"Wind cries Mary," Jimmy Hendrixyeah right....... it cries Daniel too damn'iel
"Wind Him Up," SagaA person can't be (literally) wound up.Yvette Bristle
"Windmills Of My Mind," Dusty SpringfieldNo one's mind contains windmills.Penelope Beckinsale
"Window To Nowhere," Angra weird kid106
"Windows Of The World," Dionne WarwickNo windows belong to or pertain to the whole worldKaren Smith
"Winged Elephants," Sean LennonElephants don't have wings.Yvette Bristle
"Wings Of Eternity," Mystic ProphecyEternity doesn't have wings.Yvette Bristle
"Wings Of Fire," AxehammerWings aren't made of fire.Yvette Bristle
"Wings of God," Anathema weird kid106
"Wings Of Reality," Angra weird kid106
"Winter In Your Heart," Jack RatherHearts don't have seasons in them.Yvette Bristle
"With Ears To See And Eyes To Hear," Sleeping With SirensEars can't see and eyes can't hear.Yvette Bristle
"Within You, Without You," The BeatlesYou can't be inside someone when they're not thereMichael C
"Without You I'm Nothing," PlaceboYou're still someone even without the other personYvette Bristle
"Wolf In The Breast," Cocteau TwinsWolves do not come from breasts.Francis A. Sissy
"The Wolves In Your Teeth," The Minor ArcanaTeeth don't have wolves in them.Yvette Bristle
"Won Threw Ate," Story Of The YearVerbs can't throw one another.Heather Brockwell
"Wooden Heart," Bobby VintonA wooden heart would not beat - you'd be deadDoug Montgomery
"Wooden Heart," Elvis PresleyUh? Last I checked, your heart was made of organsRich
"Wooden Heart," Joe Dowell David
"Wooden Heart," Joe Dowell Lucinda Blair
"Woodpecker From Mars," Faith No MoreMars has no birds of any kind.Yvette Bristle
"Words (Are Impossible)," Donny GerrardThe title of this song has three words in it.Yvette Bristle
"Words Get In The Way," Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound MachineUsually words themselves aren't that big. Peter
"Words I May Have Ate," Green DayYou could do this in the figurative sense, though.Lizzie
"The Words I'm Gonna Have To Eat," Bill PhillipsWords can't literally be eaten.Yvette Bristle
"The World Becomes Flesh," GehennaThe world can't turn into flesh.Yvette Bristle
"World Becomes You," Seven Day DiaryThe world can't be transformed into a person.Yvette Bristle
"World Falls Away," SeetherWait...aren't we still here?Meier
"The World In My Arms," Tony DouglasArms can't contain the world.Yvette Bristle
"World In My Eyes," Depeche ModeYou have a pupil in your eye!Sean
"The World Inside Your Arms," Margaret WhitingThe world is too big for that.Candy Welty
"The World Is A Ghetto," WarMuch of the world isn't that bad off. Peter
"The World Is Getting Smaller," Mark DinningThe world isn't shrinking.Yvette Bristle
"The World Loves Us And Is Our Bitch," McLuskyThe whole world could never meet either criterion.Heather Brockwell
"World of Our Own," WestlifeNot until we have space travel!Eta_Cassiopeia
"World Of Smiles," BerlinWonder where that is locatedThatAwesomeGuy
"World Of Stone," Blackmore's NightThe world isn't made entirely of stone.Yvette Bristle
"World Of Tears," Johnny NashThe world isn't made of tears/not everyone is sadYvette Bristle
"World on Fire," Sarah MclachlanBarring nuclear attack, it can't all be on fireSpydercrystal
"World Shut Your Mouth," Julian CopeThe world doesn't have just one mouthYvette Bristle
"A World Without Love," Peter and GordonAlways, someone, somewhere, will feel love.Michael C
"Worried Shoes," Daniel JohnstonOne's shoes cannot be worried.JC Foster
"Wrap My Words Around You," Daniel BedingfieldWords aren't wrappable entities.Heather Brockwell
"Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams," Georgia GibbsDreams can't wrap anything including troubles.Peter
"Wrapped Around Your Finger," The PoliceNo one's that small or elastic. Peter
"Wrapped Up In A Dream," Ted TaylorDreams can't (literally) wrap people up.Yvette Bristle
"Write It All On Your Heart," Jim Henry Jr.Hearts can't be written on.Yvette Bristle
"Writing All The Time," Little MarcyEven when you're sleeping?Yvette Bristle
"Written In The Stars," Elton John & LeAnn Rimes Lucinda Blair

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