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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Waiting For Yesterday," 12 StonesYesterday is history..Franka
"Wake Up Dead," Arlo Guthrie  mandamoo
"Wake Up Dead Man," U2A dead man can't wake up...he's not alive anymore!Crystal
"Walk On The Ocean," Toad The Wet SprocketThe water will not support your weight.nally
"Walk On Water," MadasunDon't think so, unless you're JesusDevil Jones
"Walk On Water," Eddie MoneyOnly one man has done it, and he was crucified.rocky
"Walk The Dinosaur," Was (Not Was)No one's done that in several million yearsoldschool
"A Walkin' Miracle," The EssexI didn't know Jesus was still around in 1963. Peter
"Walking Contradiction," Green Day Lizzie
"Walking In The Air," NightwishUnless you're on drugs...Diddims
"Walking On A Dream," Empire of the SunYou cannot walk on a dream unless you are dead.Dongquan
"Walking On Air," Samantha FoxAir can't support one's weight.Andrea Greenleaf
"Walking On Sunshine," Katrina & The WavesSunshine is something that can't be walked onFussBudget
"Walking On The Moon," The PoliceIt's hard to walk with little to no gravity!Larcen Tyler
"Walking On The Sun," Smash MouthYou'd Never Get There It Is 93 Million Miles Away Lee Mccoy
"Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth FussBudget
"Walking On The Sun," Smash MouthThat's a good way to get your feet burned.Micky
"Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth FussBudget
"Walking on Top of the World," Balance of Power weird kid106
"The Walls Keep Saying Your Name," Sophie Ellis-BextorWalls can't talk.Cynthia Avery
"War Pigs," Black SabbathPigs go to war? Yeah, when pigs fly...JoeKing
"War Pigs," Black SabbathThere are war dogs, but no war pigsSusanna Viljanen
"Warmness on the Soul," Avenged Sevenfold weird kid106
"Watch Your Words," Alter BridgeNow it's possible for one to watch words? Brownmeister
"We Are Godzilla, You Are Japan," LostprophetsI'm pretty sure they're not godzillaFranka
"We Are The Storm," The Dillinger Escape Plan people are not stormsweird kid106
"We Are The World," USA For AfricaWe are people, not a planet!Christy McDaniel
"We Are Tomorrow," BleachPeople can't be days.Jonathan S.
"We Can Fly," The Cowsills Lucinda Blair
"We Two Are One," EurythmicsNot unless you're conjoining twins.ThatAwesomeGuy
"Wear My Ring Around Your Neck," Elvis PresleyIt's more comfortable if it were on a chain…crazydon
"Wear My Ring Around Your Neck," Elvis PresleyUnless the ring belongs to a giantTBW
"Wear Your Love Like Heaven," DonovanCan you really wear Heaven and Love?Paul Warren
"Welcome to Dying," Blind GuardianYou wouldn't hear it if you were deadweird kid106
"Wheel In the Sky," JourneyThat defies the law of gravity.Sean Smith
"Wheel Of The World," Carrie UnderwoodA world is not a vehicleChristy McDaniel
"When Heaven Calls Your Name," Balance of Power weird kid106
"When the Stars Go Blue," Tim McGrawAnd exactly when has that ever happened?Mr. Sally
"When The Sun Sleeps," Underoath the sun does not sleepweird kid106
"When We Were Dead," DanzigCouldn't be singing about it.Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"When Your Eyes Say It," Britney SpearsEyes don't talk, as a general rule.Eta_Cassiopeia
"Where I Used To Have A Heart," Martina McBrideShe'd be dead & unable to sing without one.Sonya
"Where Shadows Dance," Anathema  weird kid106
"Where The Rain Grows," HelloweenThat would be where?ChibiLowrider the Jerichoholic
"Where The Streets Have No Name," U2All streets have names, sillyTasha Yar
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?," Alan JacksonWouldn't happen; nor could anyone survive to sing.Valerie Cameron
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," The BeatlesGuitars do not cry, it is amp overdriveSusanna Viljanen
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," BeatlesWeeping what? It's an inanimate object.Diddims
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," The Beatles Heather Brockwell
"Whiskey River," Willie NelsonNo river is made of whiskeyPenelope Beckinsale
"Whiskey Talkin'," Joe StampleyWhiskey can't talk.Daphne Hughes
"White Noise," The Living EndNoise cannot be described in a colour.Dongquan
"The White Shade Of Pale," Black Label SocietyYou Cant Get More White Than Paleanthony moore
"White Shadows," ColdplayShadows are black, aren't they? Not white?Nestor Abreu
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale," Procol HarumI doubt there's anything whiter than pale.Larcen Tyler
"Who Painted The Moon Black?," Hayley WestenraUnless you're talking about a pictureNatasha
"Who'll Stop The Rain," Creedence Clearwater RevivalNobody can. Weather is not controllable.Susanna Viljanen
"Widow of a Living Man," Ben HarperOnly dead men can have widows.Carla Jorgensen
"Wild Thing (you make my hart sing)," HendrixHearts don't sing they only thadump.Anonymous Bob
"Willow Weep For Me," Chad & Jeremy Lucinda Blair
"Wind Beneath My Wings," Bette Midler Lucinda Blair
"Wind cries Mary," Jimmy Hendrixyeah right....... it cries Daniel too damn'iel
"Windmills Of My Mind," Dusty SpringfieldNo one's mind contains windmills.Penelope Beckinsale
"Window To Nowhere," Angra weird kid106
"Wings of God," Anathema weird kid106
"Wings Of Reality," Angra weird kid106
"Wooden Heart," Joe Dowell David
"Wooden Heart," Bobby VintonA wooden heart would not beat - you'd be deadDoug Montgomery
"Wooden Heart," Joe Dowell Lucinda Blair
"Words I May Have Ate," Green DayYou could do this in the figurative sense, though.Lizzie
"World Falls Away," SeetherWait...aren't we still here?Meier
"World In My Eyes," Depeche ModeYou have a pupil in your eye!Sean
"World of Our Own," WestlifeNot until we have space travel!Eta_Cassiopeia
"World Of Smiles," BerlinWonder where that is locatedThatAwesomeGuy
"World on Fire," Sarah MclachlanBarring nuclear attack, it can't all be on fireSpydercrystal
"Written In The Stars," Elton John & LeAnn Rimes Lucinda Blair

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