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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Virginia Patterson Hensley. Submitted by: Cara Miles

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Life's Railway To Heaven"Opens with "Life is like a mountain railway / With an engineer that's brave." So clearly the words "railway" and "life" (but not the possessive "life's") are in the lyrics. But the word "Heaven" is nowhere in the lyrics, even though Heaven is variously alluded to as "paradise" and "that blissful shore". Nor do the lyrics ever come any closer (than those references) to including the entire title phrase. - Thessaly Danes

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I Fall To Pieces,"Well if you really fell to pieces,you'd be dead!Thessaly Danes
"Stop the World (And Let Me Off),"Where would you go?Thessaly Danes
"I Fall To Pieces,"Is she made of glass?Thessaly Danes

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Ain't Even Done With The Night""Walkin' After Midnight," Patsy ClineKathy
"I Fall To Pieces""I'll Never Fall In Love Again," Dionne WarwickKathy
"Why Can't He Be You?""Genetic Blueprint," Fear FactoryJulia Cox

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"He's Got You" originally "She's Got You"
Ava Murphy

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Why Can't She Be You?" originally "Why Can't He Be You?"
Ava Murphy
"Why Can't He Beg You?" originally "Why Can't He Be You?"
Regina Olsen

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Sue's Got You" originally "She's Got You"
Regina Haniger
"Sweet Dreads" originally "Sweet Dreams "
Dreams with birds chirping throughout
Melanie Bianca Green
"Tweet Dreams" originally "Sweet Dreams "
Dreams with birds chirping throughout
Melanie Bianca Green
"Sweat Dreams" originally "Sweet Dreams "
Melanie Bianca Green
"Go Wrong" originally "So Wrong"
Marge Pegram

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"The Wayward Wind""My Wayward Whim"Stan Hall
"Crazy""Crazy"Jack Cherrix
"Walkin' After MIdnight""Snackin' After Midnight"Bob Emmet/Project Sisyphus
"I Fall To Pieces""I Fall In Feces"Airfarcewon
"Faded Love""Faye Did Love"Airfarcewon
"The Wayward Wind""The Wayward Whales"Airfarcewon
"I Fall To Pieces""I Fall For Pisces"Airfarcewon
"Crazy""Frazee"Michael Pacholek
"Crazy""Lazy (the new improved version)"Spoof-Man
"Crazy""Lazy"Spoof-Man

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Walking After MidnightNike ShoesEdward

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Walkin' After MidnightInsomnia/Sleepwalking Help CenterMr. Sally
I Fall To PiecesSuicide Bombers Hotlinebeatlebabe
Foolin' AroundEscort HotlineMonica
StrangeFamily Help LineMonica
CrazyAsylumMonica
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Call Me
   Blondie
Crazy
   Patsy Cline
Call Me Crazy
How was this one missed?
Raphael
Why Can't I Be You?
   The Cure
Why Can't He Be You?
   Patsy Cline
Why Can't He And I Be You?
I would take two to be you? Or three?
Renee Keener
Why Can't I Be You?
   The Cure
Why Can't He Be You?
   Patsy Cline
Why Can't He And I Be You?
I would take two to be you? Or three?
Renee Keener
Sweet Transvestite
   Cast Of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'
Sweet Dreams
   Patsy Cline
Sweet Transvestite Dreams
Jessica Junderworth
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Just Out Of Reach"
Misheard Lyrics:
That lonesome feeling all the time
Knowing you have concubines.
Original Lyrics:
That lonesome feeling all the time
Knowing you cannot be mine.
"I Fall To Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
I call two geeses
Each time I hear your name.
Original Lyrics:
I fall to pieces
Each time I see you again.
"I Fall To Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
You walk by and I call you Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
You walk by and I fall to pieces.
"Honky Tonk Merry-Go-Round"
Misheard Lyrics:
So ration those blues that you left with me.
or
Sure, ration those blues that you left with me.
or
Serration those blues that you left with me.
Original Lyrics:
Still racin' those blues that you left with me.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"I Fall To Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics:
I call two geeses
Each time I hear your name.
Original Lyrics:
I fall to pieces
Each time I see you again.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Dana

Car radios in those days weren't all that clear. My mother never was good at understanding the words. One day when this came on, she said that's the stupidest song I ever heard. When asked why, she said "Why would anyone sing 'I call two geeses each time I hear your name?"

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"I'm Moving Along"
Better Lyrics:
My lonesome old heart
Is broken in two
I`ve been walkin` the floor
And the ceiling too
Original Lyrics:
My lonesome old heart
Is broken in two
I`ve been walkin` the floor
Every night over you
Submitted by: Eva Cave
"Walking After Midnight"
Better Lyrics:
I go out stalking after midnight
out in the moonlight
with my trenchcoat on
I go out stalking after midnight
searching for you
Original Lyrics:
I go out walking after midnight
out in the moonlight
just like we used to do
I go out walking after midnight
searching for you
Submitted by: JasonL

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Two Cigarettes in an Ashtray"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Two cigarettes in an ashtray
My love and I in a small cafe
Then a stranger came along, and everything went wrong.
Now there's three cigarettes in the ashtray.
Why They're Misrhymed:
As Julian Barnes points out, 'ashtray' is not a very good rhyme for 'ashtray.'
Submitted by: Ashtabula Lula
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Crazy"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
who do you who do you who do you who do you think you are for making that dumb song. But it's okay cause i think your crazy
Why They're Inappropriate:
Because he's stupid for making that retarted song
Submitted by: Destinee and Nathalie
 

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Wife's Hail Ray To Leaven" originally "Life's Railway To Heaven"
Submitted by: Thessaly Danes

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Clasty Pine originally "Patsy Cline"
Submitted by: Joe Haynes

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Sweet Dreams "
1985 Patsy Cline biopic, starring Jessica Lange
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
 
 
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