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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Hammer In My Heart," UtopiaThat's one tool Tim Allen won't be using.rocky
"Handshake Drugs," WilcoDrugs don't shake hands, but they make them shake.Jake
"Handshake Drugs," WilcoDrugs can't shake your hand! Mike
"Hanging By A Moment," LifehouseIf you succeed in doing this, tell me how.Me
"He Lives In You," Tim Rice + Elton JohnIs he some sort of parasite?Moo!
"He's Got the Whole World in His Hands," TraditionalHe must have some very huge handsDavid
"Head Like A Hole," Nine Inch NailsHeads aren't like holes.rocky
"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter," Reba McEntireDoes it use guns or bow and arrows?Trina Lufkin
"Heart Like A Wheel," Linda RonstadtYou can't ride your car with four heartsCountry
"Heart Of Glass," BlondieHearts aren't made of glassrocky
"Heart Of Gold," Neil YoungHearts aren't colored goldrocky
"Heart Of Steel," ManowarHearts aren't made of steelheavymetal
"Heart Of Stone," CherHearts aren't made of stoneshepop
"Heartlight," Neil DiamondHearts don't have lights!Heather Brockwell
"Hearts Of Darkness," Faraz Anwar weird kid106
"Heaven Beside You," Alice In ChainsThe world hasn't ended yetbeen_a_son
"Heaven Is A Place On Earth," Belinda CarlisleHave you BEEN to Trenton?Kurt
"Heaven On the 7th Floor," Paul NicholasBoy, heaven must be having a budget crises.Peter
"Heaven's On Fire," KissHeaven can't catch fire.rocky
"Hells Bells," AC/DCI did not now hell had bells!Corey Acklen
"Here Comes Peter Cottontail," TraditionalYou might as well say Waiting For Gidot.kid
"Here Comes Santa Claus," TraditionalThere Ain't No Santa Claus.Melanie Bianca Green
"Here Is Gone," googoodollsWhich makes me over there, I guess.Tony
"Here Is Gone," Goo Goo DollsHere can't be gone. You have to be somewhere.T
"Heroes of Sand," Angra weird kid106
"Hide Your Heart," Balance of Power weird kid106
"Higher Than the Sun," Balance of Power weird kid106
"Highway Star," Deep PurpleThere are stars on the highway?That must be blindnAnonymous Bob
"Highway To Hell," AC/DCIs there such a road? Where is it?Diddims
"Highway to Hell," AC/DCI can't seem to find it on the mapRicky
"Hips Don't Lie," ShakiraHips can't talk, let alone lie.Mr. Sally
"Hold Back The Rain," Duran DuranThe rain can't be held back.britrock
"Holding Back The Years," Simply RedTime waits for no manGarry Davenport
"Holes In the Floor of Heaven," Mark WillsIt would be raining angels!Mr. Sally
"Holy Diver," Dio weird kid106
"Hooked On A Feeling," BJ ThomasSince when do feelings have hooks?Doug Montgomery
"Hot Rod Hearts," Robbie DupreeIs that like heartburn?MOR
"Hotter Than Hell," KissNothing's hotter than Hell.rocky
"House Of Fire," Alice CooperA house can't be made of fireMads
"House of the Rising Sun," The AnimalsBig house, huh?Marguerite
"House of the rising sun," The Animalsthat must be one fireproof houseKK
"Hummers In Heaven," Barry MartinHummingbirds or Humvees?Could either go to heaven?Penelope Beckinsale
"Hungry Eyes," Eric CarmenSince when did our eyes have stomachs?Larcen Tyler
"Hungry Heart," Bruce SpringsteenSorry Bruce, Hearts cannot be hungryTasha Yar
"Hypnotize The Moon," Clay WalkerOnly sentient beings can be hypnotized.Penelope Beckinsale

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