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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with H

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Half A World Away," R.E.M.That just doesn't seem rightRich
"Half Past Nothing," The Duponts"Nothing" is not a time.Yvette Bristle
"Hammer In My Heart," UtopiaThat's one tool Tim Allen won't be using.Rocky Balboa Constrictor
"Handshake Drugs," WilcoDrugs don't shake hands, but they make them shake.Jake
"Hang Up Your Problems," Super LoveProblems can't be hung.Yvette Bristle
"Hang Your Teardrops Up To Dry," The StylisticsTeardrops can't be hung.Yvette Bristle
"Hanging By A Moment," LifehouseIf you succeed in doing this, tell me how.Mr. Critic
"Hanging On A Moment," Amy AllisonMoments don't have anything to hang onto.Yvette Bristle
"Hanging On The Edge Of Sadness," The Flying MachineSadness has no edges; you can't hang on it.Yvette Bristle
"Happier Than The Morning Sun," B.J. ThomasThe sun doesn't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happiness is a Warm Gun," The BeatlesHappiness is an emotion, not a weaponSusanna Viljanen
"Happiness Is Egg-Shaped," The SeahorsesHappiness is an emotion and has no shape.Yvette Bristle
"Happy As The Sun," Tyrone WellsThe sun doesn't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Days," Theme SongsA day cannot be happy.Rick Rold
"Happy Drum," BabylandMusical instruments have no feelings.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Eyes," Silver SaluteEyes don't have emotions.Candy Welty
"Happy Feet Time," The MontclairsFeet don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Guitar," Tommy Steele & The SteelmenMusical instruments don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Hands And Happy Feet," Dada LifeExtremities have no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Heart," Andy WilliamsHearts don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy House," Siouxsie & The BansheesBuildings have no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Little Trees," Gym Class HeroesTrees don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Madness," Joe HendersonMadness isn't happy.Yvette Bristle
"The Happy Organ," Dave 'Baby' CortezOrgans don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Pills," CandleboxPills can't exhibit happiness.Candy Welty
"Happy Shades Of Blue," Freddy CannonColors don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Shoes," Curly PutnamFootwear can't exhibit happiness.Yvette Bristle
"A Hard Day's Night," The BeatlesOk, what?jdizzy
"Hard Rain's Gonna Fall," Bob DylanRain can be wet and cold but not hardSusanna Viljanen
"Hard Sun," Indio/Eddie VedderEveryone is afraid to feel it.John Phillips Screwdriver
"Harden My Heart," QuarterflashNeed a lot of cholesterol for that!Larcen Tyler
"Hat Full Of Stars," Cyndi LauperStars won't fit in a hat (plus they'd vaporize it)Megan Ura
"Hate Your Friends," LemonheadsNo one you hate can really qualify as a friend.Renee Sutton
"Haunted Heart," Jo StaffordHearts are incapable of being haunted.Peter
"The Hawk Talks," Duke Ellington And His OrchestraHawks don't talk.Yvette Bristle
"He Broke Your Memory Last Night," Reba McEntireA memory isn't a tangible breakable entity.Monica Harpootlian
"He Lives In You," Tim Rice + Elton JohnIs he some sort of parasite?Moo!
"He Was Me, He Was You," The BellsA person can't be other people.Yvette Bristle
"He's Got The Whole World In His Hands," Laurie LondonNobody's hands are THAT big.David
"Head Like A Hole," Nine Inch NailsHeads aren't like holes.rocky
"Head Over Heels," Tears For FearsOnly if you were born with a really bad deformity.Celeste
"Hear The Grass Grow," Eighth DayGrass can't be heard growing.Yvette Bristle
"Heard It All Before ," Sunshine AndersonI doubt you've heard everything. George Straitjacket
"Heart Full Of Rain," Joe CockerHearts aren't full of water.Yvette Bristle
"Heart Full Of Sorrow," House Of PainHearts don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"A Heart Has Asked For The Pleasure," MonoHearts can't speak.Yvette Bristle
"A Heart Is A House For Love," The DellsA heart is not any kind of house.Heather Brockwell
"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter," Reba McEntireDoes it use guns or bow and arrows?Trina Lufkin
"The Heart Is Not So Smart," DeBargeOf course not! Hearts don't have intelligence.Yvette Bristle
"Heart Like A Wheel," Linda RonstadtYou can't ride your car with four heartsMr. Critic
"Heart Like A Wheel," Linda RonstadtA heart isn't round, so it can't be like a wheel.Peggy Dishwasher
"The Heart Never Forgets," LeAnn RimesHearts have no memory.Yvette Bristle
"Heart Of Glass," BlondieHearts aren't made of glassrocky
"Heart Of Gold," Neil YoungHearts aren't colored goldrocky
"Heart Of Ice," Joe JacksonHearts aren't made of ice.Yvette Bristle
"Heart Of Nowhere," Joe Locke Quintet"Nowhere" is not a location.Yvette Bristle
"The Heart Of Rock 'n' Roll," Huey Lewis And The NewsSince when was a type of music a living thing?Larcen Tyler
"Heart Of Steel," ManowarHearts aren't made of steelMrs. Critic
"Heart Of Stone," CherHearts aren't made of stonewho cares what my name is
"Heart Shaped World," Chris IsaakSeen the world lately, buddy? It's round. Round.JC Foster
"Heartbreak Hotel," Elvis PresleyNo actual hotel has that name.Lesa
"Heartbreak Hotel," Elvis PresleyRuptured hearts are treated in hospitals.,Susanna Viljanen
"Heartless Heart," Floyd CramerA self-contradictionTiffany Carriker
"Heartlight," Neil DiamondHearts don't have lights!Heather Brockwell
"Heat of the Moment," AsiaA moment is an idea; it doesn't give off heat.Fifi McFeef
"Heaven Beside You," Alice In ChainsThe world hasn't ended yetbeen_a_son
"Heaven In My Arms," Chuck GillespieIt could never fit there.Heather Brockwell
"Heaven In Your Eyes," LoverboyOne does not have heaven in one's eyes.Selfish Sam
"Heaven Is A 4 Letter Word," Bad EnglishNo it isn't. Heaven is a 6-letter word!Yvette Bristle
"Heaven Is A Place On Earth," Belinda CarlisleHave you BEEN to Trenton?Kurt
"Heaven On the 7th Floor," Paul NicholasBoy, heaven must be having a budget crises.Peter
"Heaven's On Fire," KissHeaven can't catch fire. It'd be hell otherwise!rocky
"Heavy Music," Bob SegerMusic has no weightEvan
"Hell's Bells," AC/DCAs far as I know, there are none.Susanna Viljanen
"Hello World," Lady AntebellumYou can't talk to the whole world at once.Christy McDaniel
"Hello, I Am Your Heart," Dennis LindeHearts can't talk.Yvette Bristle
"Help, I'm A Rock," West Coast Pop Art Experimental BandPeople aren't rocks.Yvette Bristle
"Here Comes Peter Cottontail," TraditionalYou might as well say Waiting For Gidot.kid
"Here Comes Santa Claus," Gene AutryThere Ain't No Santa Claus.Melanie Bianca Green
"Here Is Gone," Goo Goo DollsWhich makes me over there, I guess.Tony
"Here Is Gone," Goo Goo DollsHere can't be gone. You have to be somewhere.T
"Here Lives My House," Club MoralHouses aren't living things.Candy Welty
"Hey John, What's Your Name Again?," The Devil Wears PradaDidn't you just say his name?Evan
"Hey Mister Sun," Bobby ShermanActually IS possible, because Sun can be a surnameRich
"Hide Your Heart," Balance of Power weird kid106
"Higher Than the Sun," Balance of Power weird kid106
"Highschool Never Ends," Bowling For SoupWell, technically, that's not true.Felicia
"The Highway Is Like A Woman," Albert CollinsRoads aren't like people.Yvette Bristle
"Highway Star," Deep PurpleThere are stars on the highway?That must be blindnAnonymous Bob
"Highway to Hell," AC/DCI can't seem to find it on the mapRicky
"Highway To Hell," AC/DCIs there such a road? Where is it?Diddims
"Hillbilly Bone," Blake Shelton and Trace AdkinsA bone cannot be a hillbilly!Christy McDaniel
"Hillbilly Heaven," Tex RitterNo such place.Coll Phillens
"Hips Don't Lie," ShakiraHips can't talk, let alone lie.Mr. Sally
"Hitler's Still Alive," The TokensHe committed suicide in 1945.Tommy
"Hold Back The Night," The TrammpsThe night can't be held back.Yvette Bristle
"Hold Back The Rain," Duran DuranThe rain cannot be prevented; it naturally happensRyan Zope
"Hold Back The Sun," ScarecrowThe sun can't be held back.Yvette Bristle
"Hold On To The Night," Richard MarxEven if you could, how could you?Peter
"Holdin' On To Yesterday," AmbrosiaYesterday is gone. It can't be held onto.Yvette Bristle
"Holding Back The Years," Simply RedTime waits for no manGarry Davenport
"Holding Hands With The Blues," Denise LaSalleThe blues don't have hands.Candy Welty
"Holding Up The Sky," Mary Chapin CarpenterThe sky can't be held up.Candy Welty
"Hole In My Heart (All The Way To China)," Cyndi LauperCyndi must have a huge heart with a hole that big!Zeke
"Hole In The Sky," Black SabbathThe sky doesn't have holes.Candy Welty
"Holes In the Floor of Heaven," Mark WillsIt would be raining angels!Mr. Sally
"Holiday For Strings," David RoseNo such holiday exists.Yvette Bristle
"Holiday For Trombones," David RoseThere is no such holiday.Yvette Bristle
"Holiday In The Sun," PennywiseNo holiday destinations are inside the Sun.Kirsten Abercrombie
"Home Ain't Home Anymore," Olivia Newton-JohnIf home isn't home, then what is it?Yvette Bristle
"Homemade Sunshine," New EditionSunshine can't be made at home.Yvette Bristle
"Honky Cat," Elton JohnHonky=slang for caucasian human. No cat is human.Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Hooked On A Feeling," BJ ThomasSince when do feelings have hooks?Doug Montgomery
"The Hopeful Heart," N.R. HillsHearts can't hope.Yvette Bristle
"Hot As Ice," Britney SpearsIce is cold, not hot!Yvette Bristle
"Hot Ice," Freddie MitchellThis is an oxymoron. Ice is cold.Yvette Bristle
"Hot Rod Hearts," Robbie DupreeIs that like heartburn?MOR
"Hotel California," The EaglesThere is no hotel named CaliforniaRich
"Hotter Than Hell," KissNothing's hotter than Hell.rocky
"House Of Fire," Alice CooperA house can't be made of fireMads
"House of the Rising Sun," The AnimalsBig house, huh?Marguerite
"House of the rising sun," The Animalsthat must be one fireproof houseKK
"The House That Built Me," Miranda LambertA house can't build anyone. You can build a house.Christy McDaniel
"How Do You Hide Your Heart?," Amy GrantThe answer: You can't.C.B. Cates
"How My Heart Sings," Bill Evans TrioHearts can't sing.Yvette Bristle
"How To Become A Virgin," The LocustOnce virginity is lost, it can't be regained.Yvette Bristle
"Human Wheels," John MellencampWheels are not part of the human body.John Phillips Screwdriver
"Hummers In Heaven," Barry MartinHummingbirds or Humvees?Could either go to heaven?Penelope Beckinsale
"Humphrey, The Sweet Singing Pig," The King's JestersPigs don't sing.Yvette Bristle
"Hungry Eyes," Eric CarmenSince when did our eyes have stomachs?Larcen Tyler
"Hungry Heart," Bruce SpringsteenSorry Bruce, Hearts cannot be hungryTasha Yar
"Hypnotize The Moon," Clay WalkerOnly sentient beings can be hypnotized.Penelope Beckinsale

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