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Song Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> H

Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with H

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Half A World Away," R.E.M.	That just doesn't seem right	Rich
"Half Past Nothing," The Duponts	"Nothing" is not a time.	Yvette Bristle
"Hammer In My Heart," Utopia	That's one tool Tim Allen won't be using.	Rocky Balboa Constrictor
"Handshake Drugs," Wilco	Drugs don't shake hands, but they make them shake.	Jake
"Hang Up Your Problems," Super Love	Problems can't be hung.	Yvette Bristle
"Hang Your Teardrops Up To Dry," The Stylistics	Teardrops can't be hung.	Yvette Bristle
"Hanging By A Moment," Lifehouse	If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.	Mr. Critic
"Hanging On A Moment," Amy Allison	Moments don't have anything to hang onto.	Yvette Bristle
"Hanging On The Edge Of Sadness," The Flying Machine	Sadness has no edges; you can't hang on it.	Yvette Bristle
"Happier Than The Morning Sun," B.J. Thomas	The sun doesn't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happiness is a Warm Gun," The Beatles	Happiness is an emotion, not a weapon	Susanna Viljanen
"Happiness Is Egg-Shaped," The Seahorses	Happiness is an emotion and has no shape.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy As The Sun," Tyrone Wells	The sun doesn't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Days," Theme Songs	A day cannot be happy.	Rick Rold
"Happy Drum," Babyland	Musical instruments have no feelings.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Eyes," Silver Salute	Eyes don't have emotions.	Candy Welty
"Happy Feet Time," The Montclairs	Feet don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Guitar," Tommy Steele & The Steelmen	Musical instruments don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Hands And Happy Feet," Dada Life	Extremities have no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Heart," Andy Williams	Hearts don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy House," Siouxsie & The Banshees	Buildings have no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Little Trees," Gym Class Heroes	Trees don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Madness," Joe Henderson	Madness isn't happy.	Yvette Bristle
"The Happy Organ," Dave 'Baby' Cortez	Organs don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Pills," Candlebox	Pills can't exhibit happiness.	Candy Welty
"Happy Shades Of Blue," Freddy Cannon	Colors don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Happy Shoes," Curly Putnam	Footwear can't exhibit happiness.	Yvette Bristle
"A Hard Day's Night," The Beatles	Ok, what?	jdizzy
"Hard Rain's Gonna Fall," Bob Dylan	Rain can be wet and cold but not hard	Susanna Viljanen
"Hard Sun," Indio/Eddie Vedder	Everyone is afraid to feel it.	John Phillips Screwdriver
"Harden My Heart," Quarterflash	Need a lot of cholesterol for that!	Larcen Tyler
"Hat Full Of Stars," Cyndi Lauper	Stars won't fit in a hat (plus they'd vaporize it)	Megan Ura
"Hate Your Friends," Lemonheads	No one you hate can really qualify as a friend.	Renee Sutton
"Haunted Heart," Jo Stafford	Hearts are incapable of being haunted.	Peter
"The Hawk Talks," Duke Ellington And His Orchestra	Hawks don't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"He Broke Your Memory Last Night," Reba McEntire	A memory isn't a tangible breakable entity.	Monica Harpootlian
"He Lives In You," Tim Rice + Elton John	Is he some sort of parasite?	Moo!
"He Was Me, He Was You," The Bells	A person can't be other people.	Yvette Bristle
"He's Got The Whole World In His Hands," Laurie London	Nobody's hands are THAT big.	David
"Head Like A Hole," Nine Inch Nails	Heads aren't like holes.	rocky
"Head Over Heels," Tears For Fears	Only if you were born with a really bad deformity.	Celeste
"Hear The Grass Grow," Eighth Day	Grass can't be heard growing.	Yvette Bristle
"Heard It All Before ," Sunshine Anderson	I doubt you've heard everything.	George Straitjacket
"Heart Full Of Rain," Joe Cocker	Hearts aren't full of water.	Yvette Bristle
"Heart Full Of Sorrow," House Of Pain	Hearts don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"A Heart Has Asked For The Pleasure," Mono	Hearts can't speak.	Yvette Bristle
"A Heart Is A House For Love," The Dells	A heart is not any kind of house.	Heather Brockwell
"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter," Reba McEntire	Does it use guns or bow and arrows?	Trina Lufkin
"The Heart Is Not So Smart," DeBarge	Of course not! Hearts don't have intelligence.	Yvette Bristle
"Heart Like A Wheel," Linda Ronstadt	You can't ride your car with four hearts	Mr. Critic
"Heart Like A Wheel," Linda Ronstadt	A heart isn't round, so it can't be like a wheel.	Peggy Dishwasher
"The Heart Never Forgets," LeAnn Rimes	Hearts have no memory.	Yvette Bristle
"Heart Of Glass," Blondie	Hearts aren't made of glass	rocky
"Heart Of Gold," Neil Young	Hearts aren't colored gold	rocky
"Heart Of Ice," Joe Jackson	Hearts aren't made of ice.	Yvette Bristle
"Heart Of Nowhere," Joe Locke Quintet	"Nowhere" is not a location.	Yvette Bristle
"The Heart Of Rock 'n' Roll," Huey Lewis And The News	Since when was a type of music a living thing?	Larcen Tyler
"Heart Of Steel," Manowar	Hearts aren't made of steel	Mrs. Critic
"Heart Of Stone," Cher	Hearts aren't made of stone	who cares what my name is
"Heart Shaped World," Chris Isaak	Seen the world lately, buddy? It's round. Round.	JC Foster
"Heartbreak Hotel," Elvis Presley	No actual hotel has that name.	Lesa
"Heartbreak Hotel," Elvis Presley	Ruptured hearts are treated in hospitals.,	Susanna Viljanen
"Heartless Heart," Floyd Cramer	A self-contradiction	Tiffany Carriker
"Heartlight," Neil Diamond	Hearts don't have lights!	Heather Brockwell
"Heat of the Moment," Asia	A moment is an idea; it doesn't give off heat.	Fifi McFeef
"Heaven Beside You," Alice In Chains	The world hasn't ended yet	been_a_son
"Heaven In My Arms," Chuck Gillespie	It could never fit there.	Heather Brockwell
"Heaven In Your Eyes," Loverboy	One does not have heaven in one's eyes.	Selfish Sam
"Heaven Is A 4 Letter Word," Bad English	No it isn't. Heaven is a 6-letter word!	Yvette Bristle
"Heaven Is A Place On Earth," Belinda Carlisle	Have you BEEN to Trenton?	Kurt
"Heaven On the 7th Floor," Paul Nicholas	Boy, heaven must be having a budget crises.	Peter
"Heaven's On Fire," Kiss	Heaven can't catch fire. It'd be hell otherwise!	rocky
"Heavy Music," Bob Seger	Music has no weight	Evan
"Hell's Bells," AC/DC	As far as I know, there are none.	Susanna Viljanen
"Hello World," Lady Antebellum	You can't talk to the whole world at once.	Christy McDaniel
"Hello, I Am Your Heart," Dennis Linde	Hearts can't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"Help, I'm A Rock," West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band	People aren't rocks.	Yvette Bristle
"Here Comes Peter Cottontail," Traditional	You might as well say Waiting For Gidot.	kid
"Here Comes Santa Claus," Gene Autry	There Ain't No Santa Claus.	Melanie Bianca Green
"Here Is Gone," Goo Goo Dolls	Which makes me over there, I guess.	Tony
"Here Is Gone," Goo Goo Dolls	Here can't be gone. You have to be somewhere.	T
"Here Lives My House," Club Moral	Houses aren't living things.	Candy Welty
"Hey John, What's Your Name Again?," The Devil Wears Prada	Didn't you just say his name?	Evan
"Hey Mister Sun," Bobby Sherman	Actually IS possible, because Sun can be a surname	Rich
"Hide Your Heart," Balance of Power		weird kid106
"Higher Than the Sun," Balance of Power		weird kid106
"Highschool Never Ends," Bowling For Soup	Well, technically, that's not true.	Felicia
"The Highway Is Like A Woman," Albert Collins	Roads aren't like people.	Yvette Bristle
"Highway Star," Deep Purple	There are stars on the highway?That must be blindn	Anonymous Bob
"Highway to Hell," AC/DC	I can't seem to find it on the map	Ricky
"Highway To Hell," AC/DC	Is there such a road? Where is it?	Diddims
"Hillbilly Bone," Blake Shelton and Trace Adkins	A bone cannot be a hillbilly!	Christy McDaniel
"Hillbilly Heaven," Tex Ritter	No such place.	Coll Phillens
"Hips Don't Lie," Shakira	Hips can't talk, let alone lie.	Mr. Sally
"Hitler's Still Alive," The Tokens	He committed suicide in 1945.	Tommy
"Hold Back The Night," The Trammps	The night can't be held back.	Yvette Bristle
"Hold Back The Rain," Duran Duran	The rain cannot be prevented; it naturally happens	Ryan Zope
"Hold Back The Sun," Scarecrow	The sun can't be held back.	Yvette Bristle
"Hold On To The Night," Richard Marx	Even if you could, how could you?	Peter
"Holdin' On To Yesterday," Ambrosia	Yesterday is gone. It can't be held onto.	Yvette Bristle
"Holding Back The Years," Simply Red	Time waits for no man	Garry Davenport
"Holding Hands With The Blues," Denise LaSalle	The blues don't have hands.	Candy Welty
"Holding Up The Sky," Mary Chapin Carpenter	The sky can't be held up.	Candy Welty
"Hole In My Heart (All The Way To China)," Cyndi Lauper	Cyndi must have a huge heart with a hole that big!	Zeke
"Hole In The Sky," Black Sabbath	The sky doesn't have holes.	Candy Welty
"Holes In the Floor of Heaven," Mark Wills	It would be raining angels!	Mr. Sally
"Holiday For Strings," David Rose	No such holiday exists.	Yvette Bristle
"Holiday For Trombones," David Rose	There is no such holiday.	Yvette Bristle
"Holiday In The Sun," Pennywise	No holiday destinations are inside the Sun.	Kirsten Abercrombie
"Home Ain't Home Anymore," Olivia Newton-John	If home isn't home, then what is it?	Yvette Bristle
"Homemade Sunshine," New Edition	Sunshine can't be made at home.	Yvette Bristle
"Honky Cat," Elton John	Honky=slang for caucasian human. No cat is human.	Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Hooked On A Feeling," BJ Thomas	Since when do feelings have hooks?	Doug Montgomery
"The Hopeful Heart," N.R. Hills	Hearts can't hope.	Yvette Bristle
"Hot As Ice," Britney Spears	Ice is cold, not hot!	Yvette Bristle
"Hot Ice," Freddie Mitchell	This is an oxymoron. Ice is cold.	Yvette Bristle
"Hot Rod Hearts," Robbie Dupree	Is that like heartburn?	MOR
"Hotel California," The Eagles	There is no hotel named California	Rich
"Hotter Than Hell," Kiss	Nothing's hotter than Hell.	rocky
"House Of Fire," Alice Cooper	A house can't be made of fire	Mads
"House of the Rising Sun," The Animals	Big house, huh?	Marguerite
"House of the rising sun," The Animals	that must be one fireproof house	KK
"The House That Built Me," Miranda Lambert	A house can't build anyone. You can build a house.	Christy McDaniel
"How Do You Hide Your Heart?," Amy Grant	The answer: You can't.	C.B. Cates
"How My Heart Sings," Bill Evans Trio	Hearts can't sing.	Yvette Bristle
"How To Become A Virgin," The Locust	Once virginity is lost, it can't be regained.	Yvette Bristle
"Human Wheels," John Mellencamp	Wheels are not part of the human body.	John Phillips Screwdriver
"Hummers In Heaven," Barry Martin	Hummingbirds or Humvees?Could either go to heaven?	Penelope Beckinsale
"Humphrey, The Sweet Singing Pig," The King's Jesters	Pigs don't sing.	Yvette Bristle
"Hungry Eyes," Eric Carmen	Since when did our eyes have stomachs?	Larcen Tyler
"Hungry Heart," Bruce Springsteen	Sorry Bruce, Hearts cannot be hungry	Tasha Yar
"Hypnotize The Moon," Clay Walker	Only sentient beings can be hypnotized.	Penelope Beckinsale

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