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Mick Hucknall ("Red"): when I meet a girl after the show, I spend more time with her - take her out to dinner, and we get to know a little about each other. I don't fuck women, I make love to them. Submitted by: I Chase Redhead Girls!
| Mick Hucknall ("Red"): I know some critics and music journalists have these descriptive labels to describe what your band's style sounds like, but that can lead to some people saying that they listen to jazz or heavy metal and nothing else. Recently at Glasgow I saw a couple of guys in AC/DC T-shirts at the edge of the stage cheering, "Yeah, go Red!" That's what I like to see, people breaking barriers set up by these stupid fucking labels. Submitted by: I Chase Red Head Girls!
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Mick Hucknall was arrested for having sex with an underage rabbit last night. Apparently he was ''holding back the ears'' and the ''bunny was too tight to mention''...... Submitted by:
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Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Night Nurse" | "This heart is broken in two, tell her it's a case of emergency, there's a patient by the name of Mickey." Mick Hucknall is the lead singer of Simply Red. From the album titled "Blue." - Martha Hankins |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Simply Dead | Because they couldn't make any more music. | tomario |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Holding Back My Ears" | "Holding Back The Years" | ben johnson |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Holding Back The Years," | Time waits for no man | Garry Davenport |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
"Remembering The First Time," Simply Red | "Feels Like The First Time," Foreigner |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"If You Don't Know Me By Now" | "If You Don't Know Meat By Cow" | zvoidx |
"If You Don't Know Me by Now" | "If You Don't Know Memes by Now" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Sunrise" | "Bake Pies" | Rick L. |
"If You Don't Know Me By Now" | "If I Ain't Blown You By Now" | Sister Amnesia |
"For Your Babies" | "For Your Anus" | Joe |
"A New Flame" | "A New Name" | Merry & Pippin |
"If You Don't Know Me By Now" | "If You Don't Save Us By Now" | Freddie C. |
"Money's To Tight To Mension" | "Honey's To Sweet Demensia" | Sarah Swanson |
"Holding Back The Years" | "Throwing Up Your Beers" | Malcolm Higgins |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Holding Back The Years | Council On Aging | Martha Irvin |
I'll Keep Holding On | Telephone Company | Perry R. Cross |
No Direction | Directory Inquiries | Marv |
Look At You Now | Plastic Surgeon | Marv |
Money's Too Tight To Mention | Savings and Loan | Marv |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Chocolate Kylie Minogue | For Your Babies Simply Red | Chocolate For Your Babies | Jacynthia Maries |
Toy Soldiers Martika | For Your Babies Simply Red | Toy Soldiers For Your Babies Hope they enjoy playing with them! | Jacynthia Maries |
Milk Garbage | For Your Babies Simply Red | Milk For Your Babies Keep them strong and healthy! | Jacynthia Maries |
Lullaby Shawn Mullins | For Your Babies Simply Red | Lullaby For Your Babies | Jacynthia Maries |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Simply Red Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Never Never Love"
Misheard Lyrics: When you're not so lonely anymore
Original Lyrics: When you're not below me anymore
| "Never Never Love"
Misheard Lyrics: When you're not baloney anymore
Original Lyrics: When you're not below me anymore
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"Money's Too Tight (To Mention)"
Misheard Lyrics: Money's too tight dementia.
Original Lyrics: Money's too tight to mention.
| "Stars"
Misheard Lyrics: Was the feeling that you ate bacon
Original Lyrics: Was the feeling that you ain't faking
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"If You Don't Know Me By Now"
Misheard Lyrics: If you don't know, leave my town
Original Lyrics: If you don't know me by now
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Angel N. I used to listen to this song when I was a kid. They played it on Smooth Jazz 96.7 in Fresno. I used to think it was a song about a mayor asking someone who didn't know an answer to a question to leave his town. Quite funny, actually. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Holding Back The Years"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Holding back the years,
Thinking of the fear I've had for so long. When somebody hears, Listen to the fear that's gone. Why They're Misrhymed: No comments.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
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"The Right Thing"
The Dirty Lyrics: Gonna move you slow, much harder though
Sexily so, I'm gonna do the right thing Feelin' hot, I ain't never gonna stop To get what you got, you better take what I bring Feel it now, much harder now More than any old how, say you feel the pain Why They're Dirty: The entire song as connotations of getting with his girl (or guy)
Submitted by: Hallaow!
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"Money's Too Tight To Mention"
The Lyrics: We're talking 'bout the dollar bill And that old man who's over the hill Now what are we all to do When money's got a hold on you?
Who They Mention: Ronald Reagan. "Reaganomics" is also mentioned earlier in the lyrics. At the end of the song, they repeat "I'm talking 'bout Ronnie, Ronnie" and "Did the earth move for ya, Nancy?"
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
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"Holding Back The Years"
Opening Lines: Holding back the years, thinking of the fear I've held for so long.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "If You Don't Know Me By Now"
Opening Lines: If You Don't Know Me By Now, you will never never never know me.
Comments: Yeah I know it was done originally by Harold Melvin and the Blues, but I'll always prefer the Simply Red version. If only because I'm an 80's child!
Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
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"So Not Over You"
The Lyrics: Everywhere I go, there's a love song, that reminds of you
And even though I knew I had to be strong, I was still not over you. And I still believed, and I can see, there was nothing left of you and me that time is over... But I'm so not over you. Why: Imagine having this play at your divorce hearing. It could make your wife have second thoughts.
Submitted by: JC Foster
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