Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "If You Don't Know Meat By Cow"

Original Song Title:

"If You Don't Know Me By Now"

Original Performer:

Simply Red

Parody Song Title:

"If You Don't Know Meat By Cow"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

Simply red meat
Link TOS: https://youtu.be/zTcu7MCtuTs
If you don't know meat by cow
You grill heifer heifer heifer for meat
Mooooo-moo-moo-mooooo

All the wings that we've been through
You should understand meat like I understand food
Now burp, I know there's some chicken when we bitin' hog
I ain't gonna chew muffins to break up our fatty zone
Ohhh, don't get so excited I brung home a little taste to bite
'Cause we only snack like children when we barb'que stuff at night

If you don't know meat by cow (If you don't know meat!)
You grill heifer heifer heifer for meat (Grows yo' bones!)
Mooooo-moo-moo-mooooo
If you don't know meat by cow
You grill heifer heifer heifer for meat
Mooooo-moo-moo-mooooo

They've all got their own funny poos
I've got mine, human you've got yours too
Just trust in meat like I trust in food
As long as we singe tooth-leather it should be so easy to chew
Just get yourself tooth-leather or we might as well taste a pie
What good is a lunch to share when you antsy by rib-eye?

If you don't know meat by cow (If you don't know meat!)
You grill heifer heifer heifer for meat (Grows yo' bones!)
Mooooo-moo-moo-mooooo
If you don't know meat by cow - yoooooooooouuuuu grill heifer heifer heifer for meat
Mooooo-moo-moo-mooooo
(Moooo)
If you don't know meat by cow
MOOOOOoooooooooooooo!
You grill heifer heifer heifer for meat
Moooooo

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   4
 4
 4
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Michael Pacholek - August 14, 2020 - Report this comment
I've got no beef with this song. Well, actually, one: Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes had the original and best version.
Chris Bodily TM - August 15, 2020 - Report this comment
Well done. 555
zvoidx - August 15, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks for the votes and comments, guys. @Chris Bodily TM: I see what you did there.
Chris Bodily TM - August 16, 2020 - Report this comment
Strangely, no pun intended. Probably the best unintentional pun ever.
CML - August 16, 2020 - Report this comment
Indeed, its bloody rare to see a pun that good.
zvoidx - August 16, 2020 - Report this comment
@CML: Way to milk the joke.
CML - August 17, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks zvoidx. I WAS thinking of going one more, but I know if you milk the joke once too many times, it can come off as cheesy

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/simplyred6.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 191