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Song Parodies -> "If I Ain't Blown You By Now"

Original Song Title:

"If You Don't Know Me By Now"

Original Performer:

Simply Red

Parody Song Title:

"If I Ain't Blown You By Now"

Parody Written by:

Sister Amnesia

The Lyrics

Sauce for the gander.
If I ain’t blown you by now
I won’t ever, ever, ever blow you

All the things that you said you’d do
You should do them to me, and maybe I’ll do it for you
Now when I’ve worn stiletto’s and a skimpy thong
And the only thing you’ve done is lie – with your tongue.
So I don’t get too excited when you say you want an early night
‘Cause you don’t provide me with any cunning action
But you expect yours, and that just ain’t right

So if I ain’t blown you by now (If I ain’t blown you)
I won’t ever ever ever blow you (No I won’t!)
If I ain’t blown you by now
I won’t ever ever ever blow you

We’ve all got our own tricks and moves
I’ve got mine, and you said you had yours too
You said “trust in me” and then you promised to
As long as we’ve been together, you’ve never followed through
Just get your act together or might as well say goodnight
You won't get me in that position
It's strictly an eye for an eye!

So if I ain’t blown you by now (if I ain’t blown you)
I won’t ever ever ever blow you (No I won’t!)
If I ain’t blown you by now
(I won’t ever ever ever blow you)
I won’t ever ever ever blow you (ooh)

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Ravyn Rant - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Brava! 555
Kristof Robertson - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
And I thought fellatio was a shakespearian character.....naughty, but nice. 555
Dee Range - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Right up my alley! Loved it, as did my twin girlfriends, Connie and Annie Lingus (sorry, old joke). 5x3
Paul Sta without the R - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice one sister A, you've definitely blown me !!! X.

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