You’ve lit your fart again
The one that you lit after you had been drinking
You’ve blown yourself apart again
Your pants have just split, and your arse is just stinking
I think this one is really foul
And let me tell you that it’s horribly smelly
They normally come out your bowel
But I think this one came out via your belly

I dont believe I’ve ever smelt anyhting
Like your poo

You’ve lit your fart again
The one that you did after you had drunk Stella
Your gas was off the chart again
Like the scene in the lift that starred Peter Sellars
Of all the dreadful farts you ever did
This is the one that is terribly smelly
I bet your underwear is marked with skids
As once descripted by a bloke on the telly

You know you can fart almost anywhere you want
Hey i, I try to get out of the room
And get away from you

I dont believe I’ve ever smelt anything
Like your poo