Fun Music Information -> Jerry Vale

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Genero Louis Vitaliano . Submitted by: singer

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Have You Looked Into Your Heart,"	No, I don't have X-ray vision.	Peter
"I've Lost My Heart Again,"	One can't lose one's heart without dying.	Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"I'm Looking Over A Four Leaf Clover," Art Mooney	"Hey Look Me Over," Jerry Vale

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"I've Lost My Hart Again" originally "I've Lost My Heart Again"

A hart is a male red deer.

Yvette Bristle

"I've Lost My Heart Gain" originally "I've Lost My Heart Again"

Yvette Bristle

"I've Lost My Heat Again" originally "I've Lost My Heart Again"

Yvette Bristle

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Pretend You Don't Seek Her" originally "Pretend You Don't See Her"

Carolyn Morgenstern

"Pretend You Don't See Hero" originally "Pretend You Don't See Her"

Carolyn Morgenstern

"Pretend You Don't See Cher" originally "Pretend You Don't See Her"

Carolyn Morgenstern

Change a Letter:

"Teats Keep On Falling" originally "Tears Keep On Falling"

Only before plastic surgery?

Peter

"Pretend You Don't See Hex" originally "Pretend You Don't See Her"

Are hexes visible in the first place?

Carolyn Morgenstern

"Pretend You Don't See Hen" originally "Pretend You Don't See Her"

Carolyn Morgenstern

"Pretend Lou Don't See Her" originally "Pretend You Don't See Her"

And pretend you're using good grammar, too.

Carolyn Morgenstern

"Pretend You Won't See Her" originally "Pretend You Don't See Her"

Carolyn Morgenstern

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"I Feel A Song Comin' On"	"I Feel A Thong Comin' On"	Airfarcewon

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Mungo Jerry Vale

Mungo Jerry combined with Jerry Vale

Submitted By: Candy Welty

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Pretend You Don't See Her"

The Funny Lyrics:

Pretend you don't see her, my heart,
Although she is coming our way.
Pretend you don't need her, my heart,
But smile and pretend to be gay.

Why They're Funny:

There must be quite a few older songs that can give rise to unintended double entendres arising from the changing predominant meaning of the word 'gay'. But this must be one of the most uncannily funny examples thereof. The song is about trying to feign indifference to a lost love. However desperate a strategy for doing so it would be for a 'straight' person to pretend to be gay in the dominant modern meaning of the word, the thought happens to have just the logical coherence needed to make the song especially funny in that regard, possibly even to make some desperate lovelorn person try just that strategy.

Submitted by: Trina Lufkin