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Fun Music Information -> Yoko Ono

Album cover parody of Rising by Yoko Ono
Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about Yoko Ono that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Yoko Ono, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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I was going to hire professional muscians to help me with my music and he said "I'll do it." and I said "Are you sure?" I was worried for a number of reasons - 1. I didn't feel that he was ready yet 2. I was thinking maybe he should go out on his own & 3. We have a good relationship anyways and I didn't want mother/son arguments to get in the way."
Yoko Ono about going on tour with her son Sean.
Submitted by: Celeste
They didn't scorn us for doing it. They scorned us for doing it and not looking pretty.
Yoko - on the Two Virgins album cover.
Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional music quotes available.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Kyoko - Actually Kyoko is an extremely popular name in Japan. Yoko probably did not name Kyoko after herself. Submitted by: aermancer
  • Kyoko - Somebody said above that Kyoko was the child of John and Yoko - but she is Yoko's daughter from a previous relationship. John and Yoko's child is named Sean. John has another son named Julian with his former wife, Cynthia. Submitted by: Tamara
  • Kyoko Cox - Yoko actually used the kanji meaning City (as in Kyoto or Tokyo) and child. As Kyoko was born in Tokyo that makes perfect sense. Nothing all that odd about the meaning, sorry folks. Submitted by: Keri
  • Kyoko - Yoko chose Kyoko because it's Japanese for mirror, as well as being Yoko's name, plus a K. Her daughter's a mirror of her. Get it? Cool name Submitted by: luc
  • Kyoko Cox - Kyoko was actually a child from a previous marriage to Tony Cox. Submitted by: hippychick

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"Walking on Thin Ice,"That wouldn't be a safe move.Peter

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Clean Up Your Own Back Yard," Elvis Presley"What A Mess," Yoko Ono
"Walking On Thin Ice," Yoko Ono"Carefully," Noa
"What A Mess," Yoko Ono"Don't Blame The Children," Sammy Davis, Jr.
"Walking On Thin Ice," Yoko Ono"Falling In," Lifehouse

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Open Our Box" originally "Open Your Box"
Tabitha Cartwright
"Open Your Ox" originally "Open Your Box"
Tabitha Cartwright
"Waking On Thin Ice" originally "Walking On Thin Ice"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Walking On Tin Ice" originally "Walking On Thin Ice"
Mike Kim

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Walking On Thin Vice" originally "Walking On Thin Ice"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Walking On Thin Mice" originally "Walking On Thin Ice"
That must hurt the underfed mice?
Random Mysteryperson
"Walking On Thin Lice" originally "Walking On Thin Ice"
Ew!!! How gross does Yoko get?!
Random Mysteryperson

Change a Letter:

"I'm Not Wetting Enough" originally "I'm Not Getting Enough"
Meredith Harshaw
"I'm Not Petting Enough" originally "I'm Not Getting Enough"
Meredith Harshaw

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Walking On Thin Ice""Stalking 3 Blind Mice"LucidLupin LeeBee

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
I'm Not Getting EnoughChange 4 Life campaignpickle
Open Your BoxProstitutionDiddles
Open Your BoxSix Feet Under trailerspickle*

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Kiss, Kiss, Kiss
   Yoko Ono
Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss
For people addicted to kisses.
Gray Bugoff
Kiss This
   Aaron Tippin
Kiss Kiss Kiss
   Yoko Ono
Kiss Kiss Kiss This
Kiss Me
   Sixpence None the Richer
Kiss Kiss Kiss
   Yoko Ono
Kiss Kiss Kiss Me

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Brian Ono
Brian Eno combined with Yoko Ono
...or Yoko Eno.
Submitted By: Lance Spears
Yoko Bono
Yoko Ono combined with Sonny Bono
If Yoko had married Cher's ex instead of John Lennon, then her new surname would just have a new letter in front!
Submitted By: Jimmy Krakorian
Yoko Bono
Yoko Ono combined with Bono (of U2)
Submitted By: Lauren Overstreet

Misheard Lyrics:

"Kiss, Kiss, Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bite d*ck
Original Lyrics:
"Kiss, Kiss, Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss, kiss, kiss
Kiss me now.
Kiss, kiss, kiss
Kiss me no.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss, kiss, kiss
Kiss me, love.
"I'm Moving On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shave your sweat mole for when you roar.
Original Lyrics:
Save your sweet talk for when you score.
"Kiss Kiss Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss kiss kiss kissing of
Original Lyrics:
Kiss kiss kiss kiss me love
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Kiss, Kiss, Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bite d*ck
Original Lyrics:

Story about this misheard lyric by: Stucliffe

We thought our parents would object. Turns out it's Japanese for "hug" or "have sex".

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"Yoh-koh Oh-no
As in the US Olympic speed skater Apollo Ohno.
Submitted by: Beegles

Song Title Space Change:

"O Pen Your Box" originally "Open Your Box"
Submitted by: Tabitha Cartwright

Band Name Anagrams:

KY... Ooo No!! Submitted by: The Quirkfetch Kid
Another anagram previously posted as spoonerism
O, OK No Yo Submitted by: George Straitjacket
What the fans & the other 3 Beatles said to John?

Songs That Are Banned:

"Open Your Box"
Because of the suggestive lyrics and even suggestive title, it was banned by the BBC. Also, in the US, Capitol Records refused to release it, substituting it with another Yoko single, "Touch Me", on the B-Side of Lennon's "Power to the People"
Submitted by: Ra'akone

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Bop In Your Oaks" originally "Open Your Box"
Submitted by: Tabitha Cartwright
"Sick Sick Sick" originally "Kiss Kiss Kiss"
It describes her singing.
Submitted by: She

Names as a Word Bank:

Kooky On Yon Nook Submitted by: Kirsten Abercrombie

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Oko Yo No originally "Yoko Ono"
How I think many feel about her singing.
Submitted by: Peter

Backwards Messages:

"Kiss, Kiss, Kiss"
There are at least two backmasked messages in this song. The first is the title line that says "sick, sick, sick" or even "666" backwards. The second is more well known. The line "anata daiteyo" (which translates as "darling, hug me" can be reversed to sound like "I shot John Lennon".
Submitted by: A Stranger

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