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Song Parodies -> "Stalking 3 Blind Mice"

Original Song Title:

"Walking On Thin Ice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Yoko Ono

Parody Song Title:

"Stalking 3 Blind Mice"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

=^..^= there have been so many different mixes of this song which change the order of verses, spoken part etc. so adapt to the version you know... =^..^=
Stalking 3 blind mice
I'm praying they're nice
For cooking with rice really rare
This puss has burnt them the charred way
But the prey tamed my knife from the start

They gave me such strife
They murdered my wife
They rushed in so blind to our lair
Why I so regret now she's dead
And they played the knife into her heart

I still cry all day
But the hunger just wont go away
Skewered on a dart turned over ashes
They'll taste hunky-dory
They'll taste hunky-dory

Mice-Mice-Mice-Mice-Mice-Mice-Mice-Mice....

Miaow-oooh

Stalking 3 blind mice
I'm praying they're nice
For cooking with rice really rare
This puss has burnt them the charred way
But the prey tamed my knife from the start

(spoken)
"I knew a cat who tried to bake a frosted cake
Course it was Whiskers and not very nice
Could tell you a thing or two you know
They said the cake was fishy as the ocean
It thundered as they swam about it"

Mice-Mice-Mice-Mice-Mice-Mice-Mice-Mice....
=^..^= please leave comments or vote below ;) © 280905 lucidlupin leebee

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 17

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Tim Mayfield - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
So is justice blind so she doesn't see the mice, or is justice a mouse in diguise?
John Barry - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Three 5s, nice.
AFW - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't keep my trap shut about this one...good goin' fives
Rick c - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil's got bunny vivisection, you've got mice stabbing...the violence on this site kills me :-) 555
DF - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Your usual high syandards apply, xx
alvin rhodes - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy...5s
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone! ;)
Ruth - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorted of clashes nicely with the vegetarian song! Very dark, tee hee.
carol - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
here's three 5's you can stalk

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