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This is the most recent information about Darkness that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Darkness, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"I Don't Believe You Can Give Me Love"	"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"	Kaylie L
"I Believe In A Thing Called Hate"	"I Believe In A Thing Called Love "	pazta
"Do You Use A Soap Called Dove?"	"I Believe In A Thing Called Love "	Jessica _ C
"I Believe In a Thing Called Dumb"	"I Believe In a Thing Called Love"	rocky
"I Believe You Sing Like Queen"	"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"	britrock

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"One Way Ticket to Hell and Back,"	If it's a one way ticket, you can't get back.	Foul
"One Way Ticket to Hell And Back,"	One Way = Not Back	Libby G

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Do You Believe In Love?," Huey Lewis And The News	"I Believe In A Thing Called Love," The Darkness
"I Believe In a Thing Called Love," The Darkness	"Don't Stop Believin'," Journey
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love," The Darkness	"I Don't Believe," Stabbing Westward
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love," The Darkness	"I Don't Believe In Love," Queensryche
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Inner Lady Arms" originally "Dinner Lady Arms"

Wendy Torrance

"Diner Lady Arms" originally "Dinner Lady Arms"

Wendy Torrance

"Dinner Lad Arms" originally "Dinner Lady Arms"

Wendy Torrance

"Dinner Lay Arms" originally "Dinner Lady Arms"

Wendy Torrance

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"One Way Ticket To Shell And Back" originally "One Way Ticket To Hell And Back"

Candace Troy Powers

"One Way Ticket To Hello And Back" originally "One Way Ticket To Hell And Back"

Candace Troy Powers

"One Way Thicket To Hell And Back" originally "One Way Ticket To Hell And Back"

Candace Troy Powers

Change a Letter:

"One Way Ticket To Hill And Back" originally "One Way Ticket To Hell And Back"

Candace Troy Powers

"One Way Ticket To Bell And Back" originally "One Way Ticket To Hell And Back"

Candace Troy Powers

"One Day Ticket To Hell And Back" originally "One Way Ticket To Hell And Back"

Candace Troy Powers

"One Way Ticket To Hell And Bank" originally "One Way Ticket To Hell And Back"

Candace Troy Powers

"One Pay Ticket To Hell And Back" originally "One Way Ticket To Hell And Back"

Makes more sense than the original.

Candace Troy Powers

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"I Believe in a Thing Called Love"	"I Deceived You And Stole Your Stuff"	the_conqueror_of_parodies
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"	"It's Summer But I'm Wearing Gloves"	Matthias
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"	"Limewire Is My Only Love"	Silver Power
"Growing On Me"	"Hiding In Bree"	Chris Kilo
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"	"I'm In Love With A Thing Called Food"	MrJ2006
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"	"I Believe In Hobo's Now"	Nicole
"Get Your Hands Off My Women"	"Get Your Hands Off My Nintendo"	M parody
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"	"I Believe That I Think I Won"	paige!!!!!
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"	"I Believe In A Thing Called Rob"	Sara Emerson
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"	"I Believe In A Thing Called Gloves"	Will Agrudis Glover
There are additional Darkness song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Where Are We Running?	Nike Shoes	the strange
Get Your Hands Off My Woman	Chastity Belts	blackmagic

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
I Believe In A Thing Called Love	Any Self Respecting Republican	Kevin Breslin
I Believe In A Thing Called Love	Abstinence Hotline	RatFaceLace
You're Really Growing On Me	Cancer Research	Chris Taylor
Growin' On Me	Genital Warts Hotline	Gracco

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Roll In My Sweet Baby's Arms Earl Scruggs	Dinner Lady Arms The Darkness	Roll In My Sweet Dinner Lady's Arms	Howie Hybrid
(I Just) Died In Your Arms Cutting Crew	Dinner Lady Arms The Darkness	(I Just) Died In Your Dinner Lady Arms	Erlend J. Alvestad
Do You Believe In Love? Huey Lewis and The News	I Believe In A Thing Called Love The Darkness	Do You Believe In A Thing Called Love?	Davie
Cake And Sodomy Marilyn Manson	Get Your Hands Off Of My Woman The Darkness	Get Your Hands Off Of My Cake And Sodomy, Woman	Pessimessed
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Electric Light in the Darkness

Electric Light Orchestra combined with The Darkness

It is always helpful to have light in the darkness!

Submitted By: Robert Balinger

Orchestral Manouevres In The Darkness

Orchestral Manouevres In The Dark combined with The Darkness

Andy and Paul may be just a TAD too old for the lycra jumpsuits.

Submitted By: neptunevsmars

The Prince Of Darkness

Prince combined with The Darkness

Submitted By: Raphael

The Heart Of Darkness

Heart combined with The Darkness

The horror! The horror!

Submitted By: Raphael

There are additional Darkness Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Get Your Hands Off My Woman" Misheard Lyrics: Get your hands off of my willie, now, before I c. Original Lyrics: Get your hands off of my woman, motherf*er!	"Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells end)" Misheard Lyrics: Christmas time, Justin's a Bell-End! Original Lyrics: Christmas time, don't let the bells end
"I Believe in a Thing Called Love" Misheard Lyrics: Just listen to the rhythm of my whore Original Lyrics: Just listen to the rhythm of my heart	"Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End)" Misheard Lyrics: Now how the hell am I gonna make it into the news? Original Lyrics: Now hell the hell am I gonna make it into the New Year?
There are additional Darkness misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"

Misheard Lyrics:

M-T-V Asia Awards!!!!

Original Lyrics:

I believe in a thing called love.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Andrew Darwitan

This is one of the commercial song for mtv Asia Awards 2004 in Indonesia. But they only played the, 'I believe in a thing called love..', so I think that it is, 'M-T-V asia awardsss!!!' But later at the Video Music Awards 2004, when they played live, I talk to my sister, 'Isn't this the theme song for mtv asia awards 2004??'

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"One Way Ticket To Hell And Back" The Funny Lyrics: I've got a one way ticket to hell and back. Why They're Funny: If its a one way ticket ... How does it get you to hell AND BACK??? Think about it guys! Submitted by: stacy147	"Growing On Me" The Funny Lyrics: Sleeping in an empty bed Can't get you off my head Why They're Funny: Well its the whole song really who else writes a song about genitla warts you have to love them really they rock!!! Submitted by: Maz
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Get Your Hands Off My Woman"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

Get your hands off my woman motherf*cker

Why They're Repetitive:

This line is repeated 8 times!

Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Growing On Me" The Nonsensical Lyrics: Sleeping in an empty bed Why They're Nonsensical: if he sleeps in a bed it can't really be empty, can it? Submitted by: Jens	"One Way Ticket" The Nonsensical Lyrics: One way ticket to hell and back, we've got a one way ticket to hell and back Why They're Nonsensical: Wouldn't that be a return ticket? Submitted by: Danter Riggs
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

Touching you God you're touching me!

Why They're Misrhymed:

Don't get me wrong, this is a great song... but he makes these two words rhyme, making it sound like 'Touching you, God, You're touching Moo'... unless he likes cows?

Submitted by: Friz

"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of the heart
There's a chance we can make it now
We'll be rockin' 'till the sun goes down

Why They're Misrhymed:

It's really weird, it sounds like it rhymes because he has to sing it in a really high voice that sounds like Tiny Tim or something. I think 'We'll be rockin' 'till it gets dark' would rhyme better, probably wouldn't flow as well, though.

Submitted by: wadded beef

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Get Your Hands Off Of My Woman"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

You are drunk and surly in Latino lover mode.

Why They're Inappropriate:

Now is that really necessary? There are lots of Latinos who aren't drunk and surly! That's just plain racist. I can live with every line of the chorus ending with the mf-word, I can even tolerate the two C-words, but there's no excuse for racism.

Submitted by: Supervaca