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Funniest Lyrics, The Darkness

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The Darkness', "Friday Night"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hey you! Do you remember me I used to sit next to you at school We indulged in all the extra-curricular activities We weren't particularly cool Monday cycling Tuesday gymnastics Dancing on a Friday night I got Bridge Club on Wednesday Archery on Thursday Dancing on a Friday night Hey you! Could you ever fall for me The way I fell for you And do you dwell upon the thoughts that I occupy Or do you give yourself things to do Monday rowing Tuesday badminton Dancing on a Friday night I got ping pong on Wednesday Needlework on Thursday Dancing on a Friday night With you, with you Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday Dancing on a Friday night Let the music smother me Whole weekend recovery Dancing on a Friday night See the lady I adore Dancing on the dancing floor Dancing on a Friday night God the way she moves moves me To write bad poetry Dancing on a Friday night With you.
Why They're funny:
This is the biggest band in Britain right now.... and just read the lyrics to this class song... they really are bringing 70's / 80's rock back to us! - go listen them and rock!
Submitted by: Panzer Attack
The Darkness', "Growing On Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sleeping in an empty bed Can't get you off my head
Why They're funny:
Well its the whole song really who else writes a song about genitla warts you have to love them really they rock!!!
Submitted by: Maz
The Darkness', "One Way Ticket To Hell And Back"
The Funny Lyrics:
I've got a one way ticket to hell and back.
Why They're funny:
If its a one way ticket ... How does it get you to hell AND BACK??? Think about it guys!
Submitted by: stacy147

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