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Fun Music Information -> Lorrie Morgan

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Loretta Lynn Morgan. Submitted by: Country

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
""Til A Tear Becomes A Rose,"	Not a possible transformation.	Tiffany Furlong

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Touch Me," The Doors	"Don't Touch Me," Lorrie Morgan
"I Wanna Touch U," Def Leppard	"Don't Touch Me," Lorrie Morgan
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?," Rod Stewart	"What Part Of No Don't You Understand?," Lorrie Morgan
"Take A Letter Maria," R.B. Greaves	"Dear Me," Lorrie Morgan
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"'Til A Tear Becomes A Roe" originally "'Til A Tear Becomes A Rose"

Roe, as in fish egg

Alison Runyon

"'Til A Tar Becomes A Rose" originally "'Til A Tear Becomes A Rose"

Alison Runyon

"'Til A Tea Becomes A Rose" originally "'Til A Tear Becomes A Rose"

Alison Runyon

Change a Letter:

"'Til A Teal Becomes A Rose" originally "'Til A Tear Becomes A Rose"

Teal, as in one of various species of ducks.

Karen Smith

"'Til A Team Becomes A Rose" originally "'Til A Tear Becomes A Rose"

Karen Smith

"'Til A Rear Becomes A Rose" originally "'Til A Tear Becomes A Rose"

No "7 days to a better butt" scheme will do that!

Karen Smith

"'Til A Tear Becomes A Rope" originally "'Til A Tear Becomes A Rose"

Alison Runyon

"'Til A Tear Becomes A Nose" originally "'Til A Tear Becomes A Rose"

Alison Runyon

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"O Holy Night"	"Unholy Fight"	Old Man Ribber
"Something In Red"	"Something In Orange"	Old Man Ribber
"Except for Monday"	"My Day Off"	Heidis & Katis

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Go Tell It On The Mountain Traditional	Up On Santa Claus Mountain Lorrie Morgan	Go Tell It Up On Santa Claus Mountain Uniting the different facets of Christmas!	Roxanne Ivey
My Baby Thinks He's A Train Rosanne Cash	Trainwreck Of Emotion Lorrie Morgan	My Baby Thinks He's A Trainwreck Of Emotion The guy needs serious counseling...	Ed
Long Black Train Josh Turner	Trainwreck Of Emotion Lorrie Morgan	Long Black Trainwreck Of Emotion	Ed
Good As I Was to You Lorrie Morgan	Another You David Kersh	Good As I Was to Another You	William Ransom

Misheard Lyrics:

"I'm Not That Easy To Forget"

Misheard Lyrics:

I'm not that easy to forget
Someday, you'll waste the family pet
You better let me get away.

Original Lyrics:

I'm not that easy to forget
Someday you'll wake up and regret
You ever let me get away.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Back In Your Arms Again"

The Funny Lyrics:

You used to do me so good
do me so right

Why They're Funny:

She wants him back for the sex, right? (Editor's note: Please do not use the angle-bracket symbols around the lines {like this}{that's incorrect} because the expressions within will be treated as HTML tags and hence not show up (properly).

Submitted by: Hekifier

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Five Minutes"

The Insincere Lyrics:

You've still got five minutes to figure it out

Why They're Insincere:

This is the final line of the song. She told the guy he had five minutes (before the taxi she plans to leave him in shows up) to figure out how to patch up the relationship at the throughout the rest of the song. By the time she sings this line, three and a half of those five minutes have already elaspsed.

Submitted by: betty kaye

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Up On Santa Claus Mountain"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

Up on Santa Claus mountain it's Christmas all the time.
Toys and dolls and Christmas trees and everything in rhyme.

Why They're Inappropriate:

This song talks about "Santa Claus Mountain", implying that that is where Santa Claus lives. Later the lyrics imply that his toy shop is on said mountain. But essentially all other versions of the Santa Claus story put his abode at the North Pole. And there definitely are no mountains there -- just a vast frozen expanse of the Arctic Ocean!

Submitted by: Roxanne Ivey