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Song Parodies -> "Unholy Fight"

Original Song Title:

"O Holy Night"

Original Performer:

Lorrie Morgan

Parody Song Title:

"Unholy Fight"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

It is with some misgivings that Christmas In July uses one of the most sacred melodies of all time - Cantique de Noel by Adolphe Adam. But, as we approach the brink of complete disaster (once again?), we're all having misgivings. Oh well, Mr. President and Congress. You wanted the stinking jobs. Stop campaigning and start governing! I use country singer Lorrie Morgan's version...two choruses. ;D



Unholy fight!
Will they raise the debt ceiling?
Will they default as Tim Geithner decries?
Raise taxes while - economy is reeling?
What are the truths and what claims are just lies?
For naught can come
From calling for class warfare,
While waste and red tape still are subsidized.
People don't know
What's fact and what is pure scare.
A fight to the death -
Totally politicized.
Oh left! Oh right!
One big mess - unholy fight!


Far left and right -
Poised for the next election,
So all we see is a power display.
Please see the light - and give us some direction,
For if you don't we will all know dismay.
As anger mounts,
The voters feel frustration.
All should consider thoughtful compromise.
Woe to us all!
What fate awaits our nation?
Use sound common sense,
Choose a path that's fair and wise.
So stop the fight!
All of you - just get it right!







As in my earlier song about the government spending resolution (Don't Shut It Down - 3/1/11), I say only "Do your jobs!". ;D

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AFW - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Let's hope for a good solution
WarrenB - July 15, 2011 - Report this comment
I feel the Republicans are stalling because of the 'no new tax' pledge they promised when elected. And now they find themselves in a position where the Dems are willing to cut money out of their own sacred cows and the Right is seen as unwilling to do anything.
This is where 'promises' magically turn into 'compromises'.
freedom man - July 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Warren B odumba wont bring the troops home, in fact, he started a new war. he ran on bringing the troops home by aug 2010 but he knew his supporters were spineless jerks who will NEVER be honest about his doings and will NEVER uphold a check and balance system. . . , he already spent as much money as bush did in 8 years but bush defended america after 911. he wants to spend more even though the porkulous went to liberal companies and their needs and the unemployment rate went up. why does this 57 state idiot need more $? we all run low on $, but when we do, we hault the wasteful spending. the unemployment rate proves that his stimulous didnt work, why give him more unless you too want to bankrupt america. thanks to him and the demoncrats, we now fund abortions for 15 year olds WITHOUT PARENTAL NOTICE in the odumbacare 2000+ page package even though the campaigning odumbinator said it wouldnt. LIAR. how bout cutting that? he blackmailed our wounded and needy military folks by saying if the gov closed down, their benefits would be cut. what a dirty rat. you want compromise, then act like it as a voter and hold his feet to the fire like the republicans held mc cain to the fire. we let mc cain lose. we didnt enable the jerk. you still wanna back him when he cant make a street corner cool aid stand work? give me a reason why he should get to piss away more money? or do you want to be mature and honest about his wasteful demise of america?
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Read It and Weep - July 16, 2011 - Report this comment
A recent study of previous administrations in private sector business experience shows an appalling lack of real world business experience (-that would be opposite of "fancy book learnin' world" experience-) Please weep for this country and in Nov. 2012, THROW THE INEPT BUMS OUT! ---------T. Roosevelt= 38%-----Taft= 40%-----Wilson= 52%----- Harding= 49%----- Coolidge= 48%----- Hoover= 42%------ F. Roosevelt= 50%----- Truman= 50%----- Eisenhower= 57%----- Kennedy= 30%----- Johnson= 47%----- Nixon= 53%----- Ford= 42%----- Carter= 32%----- Reagan= 56%----- GH Bush= 51%----- Clinton= 39%----- GW Bush= 55%----- And the winner of the Chicken Dinner is(not fried, that would be racist).............Obama= 8% !!! (imagine going to the hospital and only 8% of the staff had hands-on experince treating patients)
Patrick - July 16, 2011 - Report this comment
When the Social Security and Welfare checks fail to materialize, that's when we'll find out why the government wants gun control, and it has nothing to do with street gangs or the Mexican cartel. Class warfare is the Democrat platform. I'm not so sure sometimes that wouldn't want it to turn into the real thing.
Old Man Ribber - July 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks all. gehehej - Thanks...I rarely get a comment such as yours. ;D
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