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Fun Music Information -> Jay Ferguson

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: John Ferguson. Submitted by: rock

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Lightning Island""Thunder Island"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Under Island""Thunder Island"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Blunder Island""Thunder Island"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Sunder Island""Thunder Island"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Shake Tom Cruise""Shakedown Cruise"Bruce Curb

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Thunder Island,"There is no actual island with that name.Obie Lame Kenobi

Change a Letter:

"Thunder Inland" originally "Thunder Island"
Joanna Hawthorne
"Shakedown Bruise" originally "Shakedown Cruise"
Michelle Brunch

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Thunder Island""Chunder Island"Andria

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Thunder IslandTravel AgencyMatt Donnelly
Shakedown CruiseCruise LineWeirder Than Al

Misheard Lyrics:

"Shakedown Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze yourselves, you can lick your dicks."
Original Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the decks."
"Thunder Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we shared the owls without number.
Original Lyrics:
And we shared the hours without number.
"Thunder Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the rain and blinded by the lineman.
Original Lyrics:
Caught by the rain and blinded by the lightnin'.
"Shakedown Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
The captain says, 'You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the di--s' (nickname for Richard)
Original Lyrics:
The captain says, 'You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the decks.'

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Shakedown Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze yourselves, you can lick your dicks."
Original Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the decks."

Story about this misheard lyric by: Scott

Back in the day, our school bus had an 8-track (yes, an 8-track). Some of the older kids made a "mix-tape" that included this song, which I hadn't heard prior to that. The girls in the back of the bus would sing the lyrics I wrote above, sing them really loud, so I always thought they were the right lyrics. Sure wouldn't get away with that these days.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Thunder Is Land" originally "Thunder Island"
That would be bizarre!
Submitted by: Joanna Hawthorne
"Thunder Is Land" originally "Thunder Island"
No, not really.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Safer Gun Joy Submitted by: Adlai Alda
Gnus Fear Joy Submitted by: Adlai Alda
Fang User Joy Submitted by: Adlai Alda

Song Title Anagrams:

"Cruised Own Shake" originally "Shakedown Cruise"
As in one's own milkshake? Bizarre!
Submitted by: Diana Jasper

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Fay Jurguson originally "Jay Ferguson"
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners

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