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Fun Music Information -> Jay Ferguson

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: John Ferguson. Submitted by: rock

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Shake Tom Cruise""Shakedown Cruise"Bruce Curb

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Thunder Island,"There is no actual island with that name.Obie Lame Kenobi

Change a Letter:

"Thunder Inland" originally "Thunder Island"
Joanna Hawthorne
"Shakedown Bruise" originally "Shakedown Cruise"
Michelle Brunch

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Thunder Island""Chunder Island"Andria

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Thunder IslandTravel AgencyMatt Donnelly
Shakedown CruiseCruise LineWeirder Than Al

Misheard Lyrics:

"Shakedown Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze yourselves, you can lick your dicks."
Original Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the decks."
"Thunder Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we shared the owls without number.
Original Lyrics:
And we shared the hours without number.
"Thunder Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the rain and blinded by the lineman.
Original Lyrics:
Caught by the rain and blinded by the lightnin'.
"Shakedown Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
The captain says, 'You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the di--s' (nickname for Richard)
Original Lyrics:
The captain says, 'You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the decks.'

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Shakedown Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze yourselves, you can lick your dicks."
Original Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the decks."

Story about this misheard lyric by: Scott

Back in the day, our school bus had an 8-track (yes, an 8-track). Some of the older kids made a "mix-tape" that included this song, which I hadn't heard prior to that. The girls in the back of the bus would sing the lyrics I wrote above, sing them really loud, so I always thought they were the right lyrics. Sure wouldn't get away with that these days.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Thunder Is Land" originally "Thunder Island"
That would be bizarre!
Submitted by: Joanna Hawthorne
"Thunder Is Land" originally "Thunder Island"
No, not really.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Safer Gun Joy Submitted by: Adlai Alda
Gnus Fear Joy Submitted by: Adlai Alda
Fang User Joy Submitted by: Adlai Alda

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Fay Jurguson originally "Jay Ferguson"
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners

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