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This is the most recent information about Primus that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Primus, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Quotes:

Throwing mud is a sign of small and insignificant genitalia.
- Les Claypool at Woodstock '94
Submitted by: CheezNapkin
 

Band Name Origins:

  • In an interview with Herb, he says that the name changed from Primate because there was another band already called "The Primates". To avoid legal retribution, Les pulled out a dictionary and found a close alternate. Primus means "the primary one". It is also the name of a Russian stove (and a popular stove company in parts of the world), an insurance company, a camping equipment company, an international telecommunications company, a Belgian beer brewed in Haacht, and an Internet Service Provider. Primus means "top of the class" in Dutch and German, and "I feel great" in Swedish. This was taken from the Cheesy Homepage. Submitted by: EZCHEEZ

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Ballad Of Buckethead"This song is about the famous guitarist buckethead - the title itself is never used. - Kylek01

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Grandma's Little Titty""Grandpa's Little Ditty"Chazm
"Edward Was A Teenage Hacker""Jerry Was A Racecar Driver"DJ Kaito
"Jerri was a Bad Survivor""Jerry was a Racecar Driver"DarkJon64

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"My Name Is Mud.,"Actually, his name is Les.Owen Money
"The Final Voyage Of The Liquid Sky,"The sky isn't liquid.Yvette Bristle
"Seas of Cheese,"I didn't know the seas are made of cheeseChazm
"Shake Hands With Beef,"Beef doesn't have hands Ninja Warrior

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Hy John, What's Your Name Again?," The Devil Wears Prada"John The Fisherman," Primus
"Who Are You?," The Who"John The Fisherman," Primus
"Who Are You?," The Who"My Name Is Mud," Primus
"For All The Cows," Foo Fighters"Shake Hands With Beef," Primus

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Jerry Was A Race Car Diver" originally "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"
Peter
"Shake Hands With Bee" originally "Shake Hands With Beef"
But let go quick if it turns stinger your way!
Cheryl Jordan
"Olden Boy" originally "Golden Boy"
Brianna Holden

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Jerry Was A Race Czar Driver" originally "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"
Peter
"Jerry Was A Race Scar Driver" originally "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"
Peter
"Jerry Wash A Race Car Driver" originally "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"
Peter
"Golden Buoy" originally "Golden Boy"
Erika Clarkson
"Golden Body" originally "Golden Boy"
Penny Olivia Tyler

There are additional Primus song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Herry Was A Race Car Driver" originally "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"
As in Herry Monster from Sesame Street
Isac
"Jerry Was A Rice Car Driver" originally "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"
He shipped rice from place to place?
Peter
"Jerry Was A Pace Car Driver" originally "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"
Peter
"Jerry Was A Lace Car Driver" originally "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"
Peter
"Jerry Was A Mace Car Driver" originally "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"
Peter

There are additional Primus song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"My Name Is Mud""My Name Is Mutt"Fack Sabbath
"Wynona's Big Brown Beaver""Wynona's Big Bad Drug Charge"Glenn Rousseau
"Camelback Cinema""Islamic Cinema"Glenn Rousseau
"Wynona's Big Brown Beaver""Janet's A Big Gown Diva"Andy Primus
"Jerry Was a Race Car Driver""Homer Was a Doughnut Eater"gooberboy1129
"Jerry Was A Race Car Driver""Georgey Was a Drug Abuser"Yo Mom
"Shake Hands With Beef""Quarter Pound of Meat"Polka Person
"Jerry Was a Race Car Driver""Spongebob Squarepants"Panic Pagoda
"Wynona's Big Brown Beaver""Winona's Big Fat Jail Sentence"My name is Kenny

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Tommy The CatTommy The Cat (brand) Cat Food123
Shake Hands With BeefMcDonald'sYo Mom

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
John The FishermanWest Marine123e
Sgt. BakerUS Armed ForcesYour Mom
The PressmanJournalism CompanyCheezisgoodscrewyou
American LifeUS Immigration and NaturalizationYo Mom
Too Many PuppiesDog PoundKrayzeekev

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Catfish John
   Johnny Russell
John The Fisherman
   Primus
Catfish John The Fisherman
Gretchen Wieners
Call Me
   Blondie
John The Fisherman
   Primus
Call Me John The Fisherman
G
All She Wants Is
   Duran Duran
John The Fisherman
   Primus
All She Wants Is John The Fisherman
Makes as good a duet as it does a song answer!
Jonathan You-know-who
My Name Is
   Eminem
My Name Is Mud
   Primus
My Name Is Mud, My Name Is
Andy
There are additional Primus duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

MetallPrime
Metallica combined with Primus
Thrash/funk/metal/alternative, sounds cool
Submitted By: Yo Mom

Misheard Lyrics:

"Pork Soda"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Canadian frank)
Original Lyrics:
(You made me run)
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pimples stating, "How's your neighbor?"
Original Lyrics:
People saying, "Howdy, neighbor!"
"Lacquer Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on sniffin' to your Pringles pot
Original Lyrics:
Keep on sniffin' until yer brain goes pop
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your parking, day or night
Original Lyrics:
Ample parking, day or night
There are additional Primus misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Pork Soda"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Canadian frank)
Original Lyrics:
(You made me run)

Story about this misheard lyric by: Bernard S Saturnino

Because it was the part when some guy was being thrown with a fried chicken and Canadian frank was like a food.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Is It Luck?"
The Funny Lyrics:
If a gram cracker gets you off, is it luck?
Why They're Funny:
No, that's pretty sad actually.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
"Spaghetti Western"
The Funny Lyrics:
What do I do now? Get some sleep? Pull the plug?
We need new pornos! Geuss I'm still writin'...
Why They're Funny:
Jeez, these guys get really bored sometimes.
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
There are additional Primus Funny lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Mr. Know-it-all"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
They call me Mr. Know-it-all
I am so eloquent
Perfection is my middle name
and whatever rhymes with eloquent
Why They're Misrhymed:
Mr. Know-it-all is so eloquent, but can't think of a rhyming word. He's also a perfectionist, but doesn't bother fixing the lyric
Submitted by: Graeme
 

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"Pry-miss
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"
The Lyrics:
Bilstein sticker on his 4-4-2.
Product Brand Name:
Bilstein is a company that makes suspension components and a 4-4-2 is an Oldsmobile muscle car.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"
Opening Lines:
Jerry was a race car driver. Drove so goddamn fast.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Sip Rum Submitted by: Natalie Snortman
Purism Submitted by: Natalie Snortman
Sir Ump Submitted by: Natalie Snortman
Is Rump Submitted by: Natalie Snortman

Song Title Anagrams:

"He Fit John Sherman" originally "John The Fisherman"
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Tomcat Thyme" originally "Tommy the Cat"
Submitted by: Evan
"Be Only God" originally "Golden Boy"
Whew! How to do that?
Submitted by: Kelly Blythe

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Southbound Pachyderm" Length: 6:22
Submitted by: Ra'akone

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Cammi The Tot" originally "Tommy The Cat"
Submitted by: Rocky II
"Commie The Tat" originally "Tommy The Cat"
Submitted by: Rocky
"Hound Grog's Day" originally "Groundhog's Day"
Submitted by: Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Downed Hogs Gray" originally "Groundhog's Day"
Submitted by: Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Ground Dog's Hay" originally "Groundhog's Day"
Submitted by: Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington

There are additional Primus Song Title Spoonerisms available.

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