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Song Parodies -> "Spongebob Squarepants"

Original Song Title:

"Jerry Was a Race Car Driver"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Primus

Parody Song Title:

"Spongebob Squarepants"

Parody Written by:

Panic Pagoda

The Lyrics

I've actually never heard the original version of"Jerry Was a Race Car Driver", but when I saw the lyrics online, I couldn't help but to parody them! Also, don't forget to review my other unreviewed parodies by clicking on my name, OK? :) And if you've heard the original of this before, can you explain how it sounds?
Spongebob was a boat mobile driver
He drove so gosh-darned fast
He always did try to pass his driving test
But he never did ever pass
Spongebob was a fast food frier
He'd say "I'm ready, ready!"
With an autographed spatula
On his grill he'd fry 'em up
Always steady

Patrick Star was a starfish
Living under a rock
He'll be a big pink loser when he tries
Copy off of Spongebob
He's a crock
Sandy Cheeks was a strong girl
Strong as any squirrel alive
It's sort of a pain that air
Is the only thing that keeps her alive

Mr. Krabs was a total slave driver
With a race car bed in his room
Had too much fun with Spongebob one night
And he panty-raided his own mother's room

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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 7

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DarkJon64 - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
The original song slurs the words a lot and the way yours is written it does have the right amount of syllables, but it's hard to sing it like it is... and I don't know the first thing about Spongebob squarepants, except that it's Tom Kenny from Mr. Show!
Your Mom - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
That was pretty friggen great, I'm showing this to the guys in my band (were all big Primus and Spongebob fans)
Spoof-Man - August 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Loved it!

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