Spongebob was a boat mobile driver
He drove so gosh-darned fast
He always did try to pass his driving test
But he never did ever pass
Spongebob was a fast food frier
He'd say "I'm ready, ready!"
With an autographed spatula
On his grill he'd fry 'em up
Always steady

Patrick Star was a starfish
Living under a rock
He'll be a big pink loser when he tries
Copy off of Spongebob
He's a crock
Sandy Cheeks was a strong girl
Strong as any squirrel alive
It's sort of a pain that air
Is the only thing that keeps her alive

Mr. Krabs was a total slave driver
With a race car bed in his room
Had too much fun with Spongebob one night
And he panty-raided his own mother's room